Schrödinger's straight man

He had just returned to his seat to rest for a while after jumping, Yutou hadn't seen him before, and almost forgot that one of the victims of the car accident was Fang Qilian, who was with Yao Ruolin, and the road was narrow. After a moment of stiffness, he said in shame, "It's hard for Mr. Fang to remember me."

Yutou deliberately humbled himself, but Fang Qilian sneered and said sarcastically: "You are such a despicable person, of course I can't forget it." He took off his scholar hat and fanned the wind, and complained to other friends that he was getting hot to death from dancing , Sweaty all over, accidentally slipped his hands while speaking, and threw the scholar's hat, just covering the glass of brandy that Yutou asked Gui Yanan to drink.

Yao Ruolin picked up his hat, because he didn't want to make too much trouble in public, he took Fang Qilian by the arm and persuaded him to sit down first, and said: "The past is over, let's turn the chapter here. Mr. Yu wants to be with us Let's play, of course we will sweep the couch to welcome you." Like sweeping the trash, he pushed away Gui Yanan, who occupied two seats on the sofa booth, to make room for Yutou.

Yutou subconsciously glanced at Qin Shaoyou who was not far away, and gave his thumbs up to praise that his wife is actually quite gentle and polite, with a personality as good as her face.The alien and those zombies mistakenly thought that the fish head was talking, and they succeeded in striking up a conversation in just a few minutes. They sat next to the beauty and said unconvincedly, if it were me, I would get it when I did the magic trick. use.

When Qin Shaoyou saw Fang Qilian, he also remembered the car accident, put down his wine glass, and patted the two zombies on the left and right: "It's terrible, something big is going to happen, I surrendered for him in this game, one of you will replace him."

The taller zombie took off the fake eyeballs on his face, and said: "I'll go for him, you wait until I pass before timing, don't be shy and press the stopwatch in advance." Dianer Dianer ran to the bar to order orange juice and potatoes To coax Yao Ruolin.

So far, the atmosphere between Yutou and them is quite harmonious, he has nothing to say to Fang Qilian, so he has to rack his brains to talk to Yao Ruolin, and for the sake of the game, he has to talk to a few other tablemates who have no relationship but are inexplicably cold.So it just seemed harmonious. He asked Yao Ruolin what hobbies did he usually have?Do you like playing games?Fang Qilian responded to him lukewarmly, his hobby is working to make money, not playing games is a waste of life.Two or three sentences will kill Tianchao, making him unable to step down from the stage.

Yutou asked persistently: "Then are you busy at work? I have a friend who is an engineer, and he is very busy from January to April every year, because we have to pull projects at this time, and it will be too late to start talking with customers in the second half of the year." ; After April, I was busy working on projects, and I was busy for more than half a year, and I stayed in the off-season for a month or two, and it was the year-end summary. It was like exchanging life for money.”

Fang Qilian ridiculed him again: "If you work so hard, you are not afraid that you will lose your life if you have money."

Yao Ruolin sounded like his company's work cycle. Fang Qilian's malicious words suddenly hit his lungs, and he squinted at Fang Qilian and said in a cold voice: "Is he offended by his hard work? Drinking and indulging like you all day long Still alive and healthy."

When Yutou saw Yao Ruolin scolding Fang Qilian for him, he immediately got excited, and continued to talk about Qin Shaoyou: "My friend rarely works overtime in his original unit, and he is counting how much money he can make this year. I'm too lazy to work hard. Now I've changed to a new company, and the boss is so beautiful and young, and he wants to marry that boss, so he's willing to be a cow instead of a horse."

"Guild Dog is so powerful? You can earn as much as you want?" The tall zombie came over with food, just heard it, and said in surprise, "He seems to have met his boss. He went out for dinner that night and asked him to go to KTV Continuing the stall, one bite at a time, "My family doesn't allow me to go to that kind of place, my family will lose his temper when he finds out", and become a bunch of soft eggs."

The words "President Dog" made Yao Ruolin's heart skip a beat. He bit the long straw with a knot in the cup and said casually, "Which place is it? It's so taboo..."

The tall zombie betrayed the dog leader without thinking too much, and gave a very romantic name. He was worried that there was still the dog leader's concubine Ying Fuxue sitting at the table, and there was no explanation for the 300 taels of silver: "Although It sounds a bit like a nightclub, but it’s really just a place to sing K, and we just go to sing K. There are foreign girls in the company, and no matter how open it is, you can’t order some illegal services for other girls, and it will ruin your reputation, right?”

Yutou hurriedly stepped on the zombie under the table, blinked and shook his head slightly, implying that he should stop talking.Fang Qilian also regarded the zombie as a prodigal who hooked up with Yao Ruolin, and seemed to have something to do with Qin Shaoyou, so he wanted to tear him down and expose his prudish hypocrisy: "So what if there are women? Women go home early to take a shower and take off their makeup. The rest of the elders closed the door of the box, didn't they want to order some service?"

The other party's face immediately darkened.

Yao Ruolin put on a half-smile: "You guys sing K once, it's a lot of fun."

Yutou smoothed things over: "Didn't he not go... My friend's biggest shortcoming is that he has a cheap mouth. He likes to swear at people to get his mouth full. He really has never had fun with dubious people."

"Are you hiding under his bed? You know he hasn't been, mouthed, or addicted to any dirty pheasant?" Fang Qilian emphasized the words "dirty" and "on his body" in one sentence, and put The last word is said so many times that it has multiple meanings.

Yutou was so angry that he put down the wine glass with a "bang" and said with wide eyes, "What do you mean, you? You are looking for scolding, right? Give it to a shameless dog!" !"

"Your friend is a dog, but I am not."

"You are cheap, and the five elements are weak."

"Your father lacks five elements."

"That's right, so I gave birth to such an unfilial son like you, and your mother was so ashamed that she ran away with the old Wang next door."

Fang Qilian scolded Yutou, who was equal to Qin Shaoyou, and was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. In a daze, he raised a glass half-filled with spirits and splashed it on Yutou's face.

Everyone present was silent for a moment, and the zombie was the first to react, greeted Fang Qilian with the orange juice that hadn't moved a sip, drenching Fang Qilian's head with pulp residue.Yutou even snatched his french fries plate, scolding Fang Qilian's ancestors while punching him in the face, the two yelled: "Splash your mother!" Yutou is neither Fang Qilian's mother, nor will the orphan have a living father.

Gui Yanan and Yaoxian'er were originally watching the play with relish, but when they saw the action, they did not hesitate to help their brothers fight back against Yutou and the others.The drinks on the table were splashed here and there, and cigarettes, lighters, ashtrays and other items were flying here and there like hidden weapons in martial arts novels.

Yao Ruolin was caught in the middle, with a puddle of grape juice mixed with dark beer on his chest, and a spot under his eye was red from being hit by a lighter. He yelled angrily: "Stop it! A group of old men are worse than the tip of a needle, curse a few words Just throw someone, and if you slap you, do you still have to kill the other party with a knife? Ah!"

Cursingly, he snatched the empty wine bottle and dice cup from the hands of his group of friends, and a second later his head was hit by a hard object. The pain caused him to cry out in pain, and he almost couldn't stand still.

Qin Shaoyou squeezed in from the crowd of onlookers. Seeing this scene, it seemed as if someone had stabbed him in the heart with a knife. He hugged Yao Ruolin and looked around the surrounding people murderously. His voice was almost squeezed out between his teeth: " Who threw it? Who threw it at the last time just now?"

There was a small commotion in the crowd, Yutou and Fang Qilian consciously stopped their hands, Gui Yanan touched the back of Yao Ruolin's head, fortunately there was no bleeding.But this touched Yao Ruolin's tears, Qin Shaoyou knocked off Gui Yanan's hand, and scolded: "Don't touch him!" Protecting Yao Ruolin even tighter.

After a long time, there was a bald man with a beard on the table next to him, his head was smeared with oil, some liquid splashed it, and with half a cigarette in his mouth, he said foolishly: "I smashed it, what happened? A group of women I have a headache because of my son-in-law chattering, and I want to beat you a long time ago." Listening to his accent and seeing his shapeless behavior, he looks like a gangster on the road. When confronting Qin Shaoyou, he was still following behind They killed three or four young people with dyed hair.

Without saying a word, Qin Shaoyou helped Yao Ruolin to sit down on the clean booth, put a coat on him, and whispered a few words in his ear to coax him not to move around.

Just when the bald-headed man had finished his prestige, and mistakenly thought that Qin Shaoyou was just screaming loudly and did not dare to face it head-on; Qin Shaoyou suddenly picked up an empty wine bottle, smashed it on the table, and took the sharp end without any explanation. Hit the bald head: "Those who dare to touch me, I will tell you to go out sideways today!"

All of a sudden, there was another storm, and the gangsters took out the knives they had hidden with them and rushed forward to stab Qin Shaoyou.Yutou quickly dragged him back and kicked one of the young men with yellow hair.

Fang Qilian didn't dare to fight anymore, he took off his coat and threw it away like in an action movie, to block their knives.Gui Yanan hurriedly held a high-heeled shoe in one hand, rolled up the hem of the skirt that was in the way, and sneaked up on the little gangster from behind, giving each of them a nail-like heel.

The bald head was covered in blood, and seeing how many of them there were, he told his woman to call someone quickly, threatening to find more than 30 younger brothers with machetes and iron bars to deal with them, this group of ignorant bastards.He picked up his younger brother's knife, stabbed people who came across them indiscriminately, and scratched Yaoxian'er or Qin Shaoyou's arms several times.

Although Qin Shaoyou is a scholar, he rarely fights with people, but it doesn't mean that he has never seen a pig run if he has never eaten pork. After greeting his mother, he rushed over and scuffled him with his bare hands.It seems that the fists and kicks are blind and chaotic, but in fact, the moves are all three ways down, specifically making the monkey steal the peach and attack the bald man.

The bald head wanted to stab his eye socket with a knife, but Qin Shaoyou ducked down and rolled past his legs.The castration of the blade did not disappear, and it pierced straight into the bald head's thigh.Seeing the right moment, Qin Shaoyou tripped him, gripped the handle of the knife to deepen his strength, and then slammed into it, blood splashed on the faces of the two of them, lying on the ground with their bald heads pretending to be dead and not daring to move.

He roared angrily: "Stop! Or I'll chop your boss off!" The blade touched the bald man's cheek, and he pulled out a grim smile, making the blood on his face even more sinister. Kill me, how deep do you think I should cut to relieve my anger?"

The bald man had been on the road for a long time, and he was used to seeing the wind turn his back. He smiled like a grandson and said, "Brother, you are my own brother. Can I just kowtow and apologize to that brother over there? The money for the drink is mine." , the medical expenses are mine, and I will give my brother a big red envelope to eat nutrition after the injury is cured. Tell me how much you want in total. "

Qin Shaoyou moved the knife near his eyes to prevent him from attacking, so he dared to look back at Yao Ruolin.Yao Ruolin was still covering the back of his head with one hand, crying and hiccupping with red eyes: "You can't be private anymore, Shaoyou called the police and arrested him, how could you not eat a few prison meals if you dare to come out? This meal counts as the year I treat you to." Supper."

If the bald head is arrested again, he will enter the palace for the third time, and he immediately became anxious: "Call the police? You report it, and we will die together! You all have to accompany me to the detention center for the New Year's Eve dinner!" Turning his eyes from all the participants tonight It swept across the faces of the people who were fighting.

Yao Ruolin stood up, walked slowly to the bald head, lowered his eyes and looked at him with a compassionate expression: "I'm not afraid to tell you that our group lacks everything, except money and background. The crime of gathering a crowd to fight... Heh, don't say that people are only injured but not dead, even if people are dead, I can also clear up the relationship between all parties, and then hire the best lawyer to let you go around without food."

The bald head was dubious, looking at Yao Ruolin's poor attire, he couldn't tell at all that he was the young master of a rich family, but there was a mixed crowd in the sailing boat bar, and this large group of people drank tens of thousands of dollars of wine casually, and some of them lost it. The lighters are still brand-name products, and even the cigarettes are specially packed in gorgeous boxes. It looks like it was imported from a foreign country, and it is really not like ordinary people.

Qin Shaoyou, Yutou and the others were panicked and fainted. Although he was holding a knife and approaching menacingly, the other hand was actually trembling behind his back.Hearing that Young Master Yao Ruolin was so arrogant, he used money and power to oppress others when he opened his mouth, and he couldn't help but pretend to be arrogant: "It's because you have no eyesight, and dare to break the ground when you are too old."

After giving Yutou a wink and calling the police, Yao Ruolin stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Is it true that you called more than 30 people and led them to chop us up?" The phone call made by our sister-in-law in person is of course true."

Yao Ruolin stepped on the bald belly and snorted, "Call the police 5 minutes later, and let the police see how shiny the machetes of more than 30 people are."

Holding the phone, Yutou secretly thought that Ying Chuixue looked good and easy to deceive, but he was actually quite sinister and cunning inside, he really deserved to be a mess in the business world.After staring at the screen for 5 minutes, the bartender at the bar called the police before he could make a call.

Coincidentally, at this moment, a group of bulging gangsters rushed in from the two hatches of the Sailing Bar, and a group of policemen in police uniforms rushed in from the other.

The two shares merged into one in an instant.

The author has something to say:

"Your father" In Yinyangliao's WeChat group, an animal profile picture said: "Wow, Ying Fuixue is so arrogant (you) Zhang (qian) in reality, I'm going to fall in love with him."

A plant headshot: "What are you calling Sakura Chuixue? Daddy, where is the president of the dog? Why don't you invite him back to play in the dormitory?"

The other members who heard about the incident said, "Yes, yes, why isn't our father coming home yet, President Dog, please go coax him."

President Dog: "Leave me alone to cool off! I'm not interested in picking up cheap sons like you!"