Schrödinger's straight man

The flight was scheduled early in the morning, and Yao Ruolin struggled to get out of bed, unable to sleep in a daze.Qin Shaoyou looked like a monster who had sucked his energy, he bustled up and down all night without sleep, pushing Yao Ruolin into the bathroom to wash up.After he finished wiping his face with a hot towel and put on the clothes he picked hesitantly, Qin Shaoyou took the luggage of two people to the garage, put it in the trunk of the car and was ready to go.

Yao Ruolin sat in the passenger seat and yawned continuously. The sky outside the window was still gray, the stars and the moon were sparse, and there was no sign of sunrise.He glanced at the time on the navigation, there were still two hours before the plane took off, and he couldn't help complaining: "I live near the airport, why do you get up so early..."

Qin Shaoyou drove the car without squinting, with a smile on his lips, and said: "There are still many things to do when we arrive at the airport. Go out earlier and have more time."

"I see that you can't wait to fly to Saipan, and you can't wait for a moment." Yao Ruolin's coat has a fur collar, and he is reclining on the back of the chair at the moment, with his chin buried in the soft fur, comfortable Had to doze off.

Qin Shaoyou watched him take a nap with his eyes closed through the rearview mirror. His thick eyelashes drooped, casting a shadow on his snow-white face, which moved almost invisible.The heater in the car was fully turned on, and the hot air from the air outlet blew peach-like powder on his cheeks, a color that even the best rouge could not smear; when he was asleep, a slight gap was left on his diamond-shaped lips, making him look like a peach blossom. The lips became more and more plump, making it difficult to move one's eyes away.

Qin Shaoyou pulled up the collar for him, deliberately drove his off-road vehicle at a leisurely pace, waited for a few red lights at the intersection, and did not wake Yao Ruolin when he braked.However, there is an asphalt road close to the airport, and when it rains heavily, it will be bumpy and difficult to walk. No matter how slow the speed of the car, it will inevitably bump.

Unexpectedly, Yao Ruolin was awakened by the shaking, and with most of his face shrunk, he said in a low voice, "It's dawn?"

"En." Qin Shaoyou responded.A round of red sun slowly rises from the horizon, the sky is bright, and the surrounding fields are endless, only a few cars on the same road whizzing by in the morning wind.

Yao Ruolin recognized that the car that passed them was Vice President Liao's car, and a pointed woolen hat was exposed from the windshield at the back of the car, which seemed to be worn by a child.Presumably, other people in the company also dragged their families to the airport one after another.

Qin Shaoyou asked him: "I will drop you off at a place 300 meters away from the parking lot?" There is a parking lot to the east of the international airport, which is specially for passengers like them who drive to the airport by themselves and park for several days at a time. , It is more cost-effective than taking a taxi back and forth.His department occasionally needs to go on business trips, and almost all the colleagues he knows like to do this, because they are afraid that they will catch Yao Ruolin getting off his private car and daydream.

Yao Ruolin shook his head, saying that the temperature is so low in the morning, I don't want to walk three steps outdoors, and I still have to walk 300 meters.He knew in his heart what Qin Shaoyou was worried about, but he didn't care, what if more outsiders found out about what his parents had found out?

Seeing that he was so magnanimous, Qin Shaoyou risked his life to accompany the gentleman, and stopped beside Vice President Liao carelessly.When I got off the bus, I met some colleagues from the personnel department who had met a few times to greet them. Yao Ruolin put his hands in his pockets and smiled at Qin Shaoyou while waiting for Qin Shaoyou to unload his luggage.Seeing that the female subordinate was smiling and wanted to say a few more words, she took a closer look and saw that the person pushing Mr. Yao's suitcase was actually Qin Shaoyou. That's it.

Yao Ruolin couldn't hold back, bumped Qin Shaoyou with his elbow, teasingly said, "Guess what she's thinking right now?"

Qin Shaoyou said not too seriously: "Either you suspect that the two of us have an affair, or you think I'm a flatterer, or the kind with the best skills."

"Then if she tells this to others, what will others think?"

"Qin Shaoyou, that sycophant, is so capable that he even dared to climb on the bed of his male boss!" He imitated the accent of an old employee in the company who loves to gossip and who is also the best at making up stories. picture.Yao Ruolin was amused by him, and laughed and scolded him for being self-aware, and he summed it up very well.

After entering the airport to change the boarding pass, after passing the security check, they ran into Yutou flirting with the young female employees in the company in the waiting hall.This trip was arranged as a self-guided package. The travel agency helped them book flights and hotel accommodation, and the rest of the program was up to them to decide.Before it was time to board the plane, a group of people was like a group of donkey friends, some scattered here and some scattered there, where there were more beautiful women, there were more single gay men.

Qin Shaoyou bought two cups of hot coffee, and whispered to Yao Ruolin in a low voice: "He insists on following me, because he heard that our company has many young and beautiful girls, so he came here for a blind date."

Yao Ruolin glanced across his face: "Then putting the two of you in the same room will prevent Yutou from being single?"

Qin Shaoyou touched his nose, and his mouth began to hurt his friend again: "Don't look at him as a big head, he is actually very timid. If you borrow his guts, you don't dare to engage in 419. Letting him live in a single room is also a waste."

"Lend him your dog's guts, maybe he will dare." Yao Ruolin retorted him habitually.Qin Shaoyou sipped his coffee and consciously surrendered, instead of contradicting every sentence as before, he was angry with Yao Ruolin again and again.Anyway, during the day Yao Ruolin does what he says, and at night he does what he says, and there is no disadvantage in taking the initiative to give in.

Qin Shaoyou didn't know until he got on the plane that they were all in business class, and the senior leaders were in first class.Yao Ruolin and Vice President Liao drank champagne freely, but he could only listen to a foreign friend next to him speaking with a Northeastern accent and telling old-fashioned Chinese jokes.

Halfway through the flight, Yutou suddenly appeared beside the aisle and patted the foreign friend. He persuaded the foreign friend to change seats with a bit of broken English interposed in Chinese.Next to Qin Shaoyou, he said mysteriously: "I just found out that they are going to play beach volleyball after landing, and draw lots to divide the team. I will tell you which one to draw to be in the same group as Yao Ruolin. Let me order it."

Qin Shaoyou glanced at him: "I'm in a group with Yao Ruolin, if I deliberately lose to you, he won't beat me to death!"

Yutou made an expression that blamed Qin Shaoyou for being ignorant: "The winner draws lots to decide what punishment the loser will receive. Don't you want to sleep in the same room with me? I wrote a note to change the room. If I win, I will Take this one, and put Yao Ruolin in your room." Whispering in his ear, he said seductively, you all came out for your honeymoon with great difficulty, and there is only one smoke, mist, bomb so that you will not attract suspicion, it is logical, Do you sleep in a quilt openly?Otherwise, you would sleep in separate rooms throughout the holiday, and you would rather be ascetic, and your boss Yao would despise you for premature aging!

"What is a honeymoon? Two or three days is also called a honeymoon? And you have so many light bulbs with you?" Qin Shaoyou pushed away the fat on his body, paused, rubbed his chin and said wisely, "If you lose in a game, you can't It’s too obvious to rely on the opponent’s release of water to cheat. It’s too obvious. If you win, you won’t admit it. If you want to start the game, you should cheat first... There is a 1.9-meter relationship in the logistics department. He is a sports student in college. ball."

Yutou understood: "I'll find a way to get him here."

Seeing his positive attitude, Qin Shaoyou was more excited than winning 500 million yuan in the lottery. He suddenly asked curiously, "Who do you like? Tell your brother, I'll give you an idea."

Yutou scratched his head in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "That young female secretary under Yao Ruolin's hand, she is my fellow villager, or my junior sister."

"Xiao Chen..." Qin Shaoyou cheered up immediately, revealing an expression of yearning that the treacherous minister finally bribed the palace servants around the emperor, and would have a lot of opportunities to do whatever he wanted with the emperor in the future.

The author has something to say:

Secretary Chen: I will only be loyal to the boss who pays me.

Yao Ruolin (smiling without laughing): If you want to "usurp power", her salary will be deducted from your salary in the future.

Qin Shaoyou: Okay, I am her immediate boss.Xiao Chen, you can go out now, remember to lock the door.

Yao Ruolin: ...Can I take back my last sentence?

I will write a chapter in the evening to make up for yesterday's update, and the manuscript box will be set at [-]:[-] in the morning.The new regulations do not allow you to write anything below your mouth, so let’s do something else to show your affection on your honeymoon