Schrödinger's straight man

It was more than five hours after the plane arrived in Saipan.It was nearly noon, and everyone rushed to the hotel in the car received by the local, shouting that they were starving to death, while hurriedly packing up, first looking for a restaurant to gather for lunch.

Because of the large number of people, it is difficult to find out which ones love to try new things and want to eat local delicacies, and which ones are fed up with Chinese food and are not used to alternative tastes. For this first meal, I chose to eat Sichuan cuisine conservatively.Qin Shaoyou couldn't squeeze a single chopstick into Yao Ruolin's department head, so he sat in his department's seat resentfully, eating from one side and looking at the other.

He still remembers the first time he met Yao Ruolin for a self-service barbecue. Yao Ruolin only took two symbolic bites and then turned his head to get a tasteless cupcake. It seems that he doesn't like spicy food.However, Sichuan cuisine is notoriously spicy. Compared with people with bland tastes, even a bite of their tongue will make them feel numb.

Qin Shaoyou fished the boiled pork slices in the red chili oil, saw that Yao Ruolin had also picked up this dish, and waited anxiously for his reaction after eating, but he didn't notice how many prickly ash was wrapped in the pork slices.Over there, Yao Ruolin ate happily like a normal person, but here he was numb all over his body.

The colleague talked a lot about him: "Qin Gong's face turned red after eating, as if he was drunk."

The whole table laughed loudly, which caught Yao Ruolin's attention.He looked over the shoulders of the people in the middle, and saw Qin Shaoyou pouring down his drink, picking out the peppercorns in the bowl like avoiding a tiger.Can't help asking casually: "Who thought of eating Sichuan cuisine? It's not easy to find such an authentic Sichuan cuisine restaurant abroad."

Vice President Liao was also sweating from the tip of his nose, and said vaguely: "I ordered the restaurant. I brought my son here two or three times before. My friend knew the proprietress here, and said that she was a native Sichuan girl before immigrating. She is definitely an authentic hometown. Flavor." After glancing at Yao Ruolin's face for a while, Fu again tried to test him, "Mr. Yao is not used to eating?"

Yao Ruolin declined to comment, but only suggested ambiguously: "There are a lot of big fish and meat, and there are a few simple and refreshing vegetarian dishes missing."

So each table added a few home-cooked stir-fries such as vegetables and eggplants.

While eating with relish, Qin Shaoyou thought to himself that Yao Ruolin was really afraid of spicy food.

After a full afternoon of wine and food, the leader had no special arrangements.Families rented boats to go out to sea in small families, while single men and women wore cool clothes and made appointments with each other to go surfing and ride jet skis.

Yutou was full of thoughts about pursuing Secretary Chen, seeing her lying on the beach chair, wearing sunglasses and looking at colleagues surfing the sea, blowing kisses to her little sister to cheer her up from time to time.Feeling itchy in his heart, he felt a desire to show off, so he pestered Qin Shaoyou to be his babysitter, and the two of them had a jet ski competition.

Yao Ruolin has a slight obsession with cleanliness. He was afraid that the children who piled up the Great Wall on the beach and fought sand battles would hurt him, so he deliberately changed into long trousers and long sleeves, and the trousers were tied up to reveal a white ankle. Follow the coastline and walk behind Qin Shaoyou.Listening to him negotiating with the person who rented the motorcycle, he said enthusiastically: "You guys compete? Take me one."

Yutou glanced at Yao Ruolin vigilantly: "I would like to take the liberty to ask, are you skilled?" He has lived for more than [-] years, and his only great achievement in the water is winning a swimming competition in college, using a dog planer.

Yao Ruolin said modestly, "It's not very good."

But Qin Shaoyou suffered from his "never skated before" on the skating rink, and he didn't quite believe Yao Ruolin's self-evaluation, so he covered his mouth with his hands and leaned into his ear: "Give me some face, let him go once. We will play alone later, and you can win whatever you want."

Yao Ruolin bit his lower lip, and gave him an innocent look: "I really don't play very well. Do you have any misunderstandings about me?"

Qin Shaoyou smiled and said nothing, thinking that if you believe in you, you will be a ghost.

As soon as the referee blew his whistle, Yao Ruolin rushed out.Qin Shaoyou was driving slowly on the surface of the sea, and looked back at the head of the fish. He could barely start the motorcycle, and dared not drive into the deep sea wearing a life jacket.He couldn't help but sighed, "It's not my brother, I wouldn't let the water go, you are too disappointing, if you drag it on, our family will have to go around and come back."

Yutou seemed to sense that Yao Ruolin was about to come back from a circle, so he let the coach take him to Qin Shaoyou's side, and said aggrievedly: "Isn't your daughter-in-law not good at technology? This is not good? This is the Chinese meaning." How is it?" Pointing to a small black spot in the distance.

Qin Shaoyou shrugged, expressing helplessness and regret: "He used to say that his family was poor and ugly in the game, and he was 1.4 meters nine."

"Why is Ying Chuixue so annoying..." After being killed by Qin Shaoyou's eye knife, Yutou changed his words, "How outstanding and annoying..."

Qin Shaoyou comforted him and said, "Don't you still want to play beach volleyball in the evening? He has night blindness. Once the sun goes down, he will be at the level of a national first-level athlete, and he will definitely not be able to win."

Yutou's face was full of resentment: "He has night blindness, so he won't participate. It's just a chess miss."

Qin Shaoyou chuckled, trying his best to suppress his misfortune and gloat too much, patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him: "It's okay, there will always be a chance for you to perform."

There was a roar of a motor behind the conversation, Yao Ruolin turned back, stopped opposite the two of them, took off his helmet, and his face was a little embarrassed: "You are talking about a race, why am I stupidly running to the finish line alone?" With bangs, there is a beauty tip in the middle of the forehead.

They were close to the coast, and the surfers went ashore to rest one after another. Secretary Chen got up to hold her best friend's hand, standing on the shoal where the tide ebbed and flowed, she saw Yao Ruolin's smooth forehead at a glance, and said with a smile: "Mr. She also has beauty tips, if there is another beauty groove on the chin, wouldn't she be Brigitte Lin?"

Yutou is also learning how to stroke his bangs, and he also has a beautiful peak, which is better than Yao Ruolin's standard: "The long beautiful peak is Brigitte Lin, so I am also Lin Qingxia."

"You?" Qin Shaoyou wandered up and down, teasing, "Brigitte Lin in Van Gogh's works."

"Who are you calling abstract?" Yutou kicked him softly, as if it was tickling his body.

Yao Ruolin originally had a somewhat defensive personality, and when he saw Qin Shaoyou being bullied, he smothered with him: "The truth is worse than a lie, just get used to it."

Yutou gritted his teeth, his face as black as charcoal: "Do you know what it means to be a gangster? You are a gangster, and Qin Shaoyou is a wolf. The way you are now interprets these four words. I am a normal person, and I don't know as much as you two animals .” With a snort of air-conditioning, he went ashore and went back to the hotel angrily.

Qin Shaoyou's pursuit of Yao Ruolin became a conditioned reflex. Seeing that Yutou really left, he subconsciously followed, and said nicely, "Just kidding, you are not a small-minded person."

Yutou walked faster and faster, and the more he chased, the tighter he was.Seeing the pure white exterior wall of the hotel from a distance, there was a large puff of black smoke coming out of nowhere, and a little orange-red fire flickered in and out of the smoke.

The next second, the hotel's fire alarm sounded instantly.

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Hotel: ...the water pipe is bursting this time