Someone always tricks me
After Chapter 5, the next chapters are so difficult to deliver that I want to give up!
After making a small movement with difficulty, as soon as the window popped up, I slowly pushed the scroll wheel upwards. After reading yesterday's news records——
Yue Shuaixing: Forget it, I don't have the strength to complain for now...
Then he tapped on the keyboard limply as if his wrist was about to break.
Have you filled in the real-name authentication for your Bilibili account? ←Yue Shuaixing wanted to type this sentence, but after being paid special attention by the other party, he found that as soon as he went online, Bai Haocheng, who was so fast when he finally caught someone, pinched him.
"Blank Poetry City": Don't say anything first, add groups, add groups, add groups and then anal!
From the other party's simple words, Yue Shuaixing could feel the eagerness of the cheap master to be relieved.
One-click backspace to delete the unfinished line in the chat bar, Yue Shuaixing refused: No, I don’t want to fuck anyone, let’s talk if you don’t have time
Bai Haocheng's expression on the other side of the computer screen was stagnant, with question marks all over his head. You must know that there are fewer people in the "Ten Thousand Demons' Cave", but everyone there is worthy of being the elite of the dubbing world. This is commendable.
Others can't find a way in if they want to enter, but you are a good girl, with a look of lack of interest, Bai Haocheng's heart is complicated for a while. My own apprentice is afraid of being one step behind others or being knocked into the corner of the wall, wishing to pamper the heavenly sense of sight... Really... don't be too strong... Momo.
Helpless, come on, whoever tells me that I can't bear to part with this baby, the rising enlightenment master in the dubbing world, not everyone can be it.
Well, yes, the master of a genius, that is the existence of a genius more than a genius.
"Blank Poetry City": Tell me, what's the matter?
Yue Shuaixing is still at the speed of death, but the typed text can be 5
It's sharp and straightforward: lend me your Bilibili account, I want to start a live broadcast, and I'm too lazy to verify it.
Forget it if you're lazy!
I thought so, but Bai Haocheng simply gave the account password. Of course, he had to be instructed.
"Blank Poetry City": Don't mess around, or there will be no next time.
"Bad people with bad intentions, they actually cursed me to have another miscarriage!" Yue Shuaixing's cheeks bulged with anger, and the sound of clicking the mouse was much louder than usual.
He took a deep breath, put on the earphones, held the microphone and pulled the cantilever to his mouth.In my mind, I carefully recalled the worry when my "child" was lost. As I thought about it, my nose suddenly became sore, my eye rims felt astringent, and tears rolled down, like raindrops falling on the tip of my chin. on the desktop.
When the live broadcast started, there was a burst of desolate crying at first: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."
Blank Poetry City is well-known, if Yue Shuaixing enters the opponent's space a little bit, he will see that the number of fans is close to tens of millions, and most of the fans here are brought by Bai Haocheng from Weibo , and he also clearly told Yue Shuaixing that he has achieved a lot in the dubbing industry, but now he is relatively low-key, not like the publicity he was in his youth.
Of course, all of Yue Shuaixing's focus is on his small circle at the level of writing, dubbing and so on, he knows that it is good to have this circle ORZ...
The live broadcast of "Blank Poetry City" came too suddenly, but no matter how sudden it was, I couldn't bear the people who liked to follow up on station B.
It's okay to enter the live broadcast room in pitch darkness, but what happened to the mysterious line where the heroine meets a scumbag?
and also!
The most unbearable thing for them is——
"Oh my god, Master Shi Yao's account was stolen by a little bitch!!! I'm so angry"
"Let's go, let's wear Shi Yao's scarf together!"
"The Poetry Demon is too careless..."
"This woman sounds like a scumbag."
"According to my calculations, this girl is destined to be lonely and widowed for life."
……
"Hey, I'm the only one who noticed that this UP master who hacked his account played a bitch heroine surprisingly well?"
"Note 1, the voice is so familiar (╬ ̄盘 ̄)"
"Notice 2, Poetry Demon fans hit me#[抱头].jpg"
"beat!"
"Beat me without explaining!"
……
"Pay attention to 3, is it still very similar to one of the two dark horses that suddenly broke out at station B last night?"
"Pay attention to 4, it said that it was one of the two dark horses last night, etc.! Did it mean the female UP host named Wuyin Beauty?"
"Wow———————————! Here is a beauty fan, which can prove that the person wearing the blank Shicheng ID is actually me Ang!"
"Not surprised, not surprised."
"It means that the screen of the mobile phone has been smashed..."
Yue Shuaixing was still immersed in unspeakable pain at this time, his slightly closed eyelids trembled from time to time, and he didn't have the self-knowledge of being stripped of his vest at all.
There are more and more bullet screens, not only that, but also mixed with some other messy UP fans, CP fans, and passerby fans.
"These two must know each other."
"These two must have an affair."
"These two are official CPs by visual inspection."
"These two are also official CPs in reality, in other words, it is not impossible to have a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ"
……
"Bah! Enough of you who are messing around with CP! The beauty is obviously from my family's SAMA family!"
"That's right, the beauty was already a CP who drank alone two years ago, can you show some face for poetry demon fans?"
"That's right, if you don't believe me, you can go and injure SAMA's scarf, the daily fancy confession has never broken even a single day in two years!"
"Wow, what a lively live broadcast room."
"Smelly wine, are you deaf or disabled? Are your eyes blind or disabled? Didn't you hear or see that the beauty is now wearing the vest of a poetic demon!"
"I'm sorry, stinky drinker, I just climbed on the scarf. The 'daily fancy confession in two years has never stopped even a single day' in your mouth. Isn't it unilateral self-directed and self-acted?"
"Show face, the beauty didn't say anything, okay?"
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
……
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
When Yue Shuaixing opened his eyes, the entire black screen was filled with this sentence, which made him confused.Yue Shuaixing, who was too lazy to worry about one thing he didn't understand, immediately closed the live broadcast room.
I took warm water to moisten my throat, and then went to bed.Except for getting up once in the middle of the night, Yue Shuaixing slept very deeply that night.
On the third day of the long holiday, Yue Shuaixing felt particularly boring, and squeezed out a [-]-character new essay half-deadly, and ran to scan the essay, but halfway through the scan, he felt that the move was meaningless, and he couldn't read it at all. , I felt uncomfortable sitting, so I just lay on the bed and counted sheep with my eyes open.
then.
Counting and counting, I don't know how to go from nine hundred and ninety sheep, nine hundred and nine sheep, one hundred and ninety nine sheep, to nine hundred and ninety planets that have been blown up, and nine hundred and ninety nine that have destroyed the world.
On this day, except for solving his physical needs, Yue Shuaixing spent the rest of his time in bed wasting away.
This negative state, until the next day, the fifth day of the small holiday, was broken up by a phone call from his queen mother early in the morning.
"Why don't you call back?" The queen mother complained, and then babbled, "Mom misses you very much, and she won't go home after the holiday."
"By the way, how much do you have left for food? Is it enough? Not enough for mom to send it to you?" After thinking about it, he changed his words, "Why don't mom send it to you?"
"Oh~", Yue Shuaixing yawned sleepily, "It's okay..."
When she heard such perfunctory words, the queen mother immediately got angry: "What's the matter! I'm asking if your food expenses are enough! Why are you talking so wrongly?"
Yue Shuaixing paused when he squeezed his shoulders. It's very good. This is a very queen mother, and she can even use idioms to describe him.
"Well, there are probably more than 100 of them."
"Okay, I'll take it to school for you tomorrow."
scare scare!
The cold air rushed to the back of his head, and Yue Shuaixing almost fell off the bed: "No, no, you should send it to me. I remember that your old man is not in good health, and you still have 'severe' motion sickness, don't you?"
"Old man?" The queen mother repeated it for no reason, and after realizing it, she became angry, "Why, do you dislike me for going to school to embarrass you?"
Women, especially older women, hate being told that they are old.
"No, no, no", Yue Shuaixing's face was full of tears, the words of the three-year-old generation gap were indeed not false, it was obvious that his original intention was... is... what is it?Forget it, it's the most urgent thing to do to get the person smoothed out, "Aren't I afraid that your body won't be able to take it? I'm worried that you won't take care of it?"
Perhaps realizing that he had misinterpreted his son's words, the other end was silent for a while, and then the queen mother hummed as if embarrassed: "That ATM, I don't know how to use it."
"Isn't my brother at home, and it's the same if I ask him to transfer it to me." There is no need for labor, and when I get home, I play games all day long, which is outrageous!
After chatting with the queen mother, Yue Shuaixing felt very guilty after hanging up the phone. But here he was eroded by negative thoughts.
The villain inside slapped several times left and right, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Yue Shuaixing, you should fill in the hole, maybe the star of tomorrow is none other than you."
He made a gesture for himself to cheer up, cheer up, cheer up, and Yue Shuaixing typed the words uninterruptedly for a long time this morning, until he was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back. time--
13:43.
That is to say, how can I be so hungry, I can forget to eat breakfast and lunch, embarrassing...
The author has something to say: catch bugs√
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Start catching bugs, compare the computer with the APP, So, there will be false updates
☆, I have a car of true fans
The author has something to say: Tomorrow... catching bugs... sleepy... I... haven't... broken... more... / lie down
【@诗香,The boss said you are so cheap】
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
After going to QQ, Penguin Biaotu jumped wildly again, and the magic sound filled my ears, and the pop-up window was once again swiped by the above ↑ content.
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Hey, how do you know that I'm online at this point?
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
Seeing that the person finally made a sound, Bai Haocheng quickly returned to the Ctrl+V just now, but it doesn't matter, he moved quickly.
"Blank Poetry City": #[破图][码图][码图]
"Blank Poetry City": Please give me a reason why my scarf has been blacked out by hardcore fans, CP fans, passerby fans, and brain-dead fans, thank you!
"Hidden beauty in the fog": Slightly slightly slightly, you ask me, who do I ask?
"Blank Poetry City": "Be good, baby, tell me quickly, what fun things did you do with your teacher's account last night?" The tone was soft, whispering like a lover.
"Hidden beauty in the fog": manual, typing, thank you
Yue Shuaixing: It is a virtue to say that it is good not to lose hands and lose some cheap master's voice.
"Blank Poetry City": "Little heart, don't be like this, people will be sad, chirping~"
Yue Shuaixing: He just can't get used to that out-of-the-way voice, Keke.
"Hidden beauty in the fog": No more typing, I will open a small black room to code
Bai Haocheng raised his eyebrows playfully, and blew a loud whistle. I said why he was not online all the time. It turned out that he was lightening the network code.
After a pause of a second, Yue Shuaixing suddenly collapsed: "Ah, ah, hand cancer, hand cancer, hand cancer! Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw!! Where is the undo button for TM!!!"
It's okay to talk about opening a small black house, because there are many ways, but the word "codeword" is common in the Internet distribution circle and the Internet text circle!
"Blank Poetry City": To be honest, is it useful for you to withdraw?Is it possible to cover up what was exposed? #[Gaze from the Funny God].jpg
"Blank Poetry City": Be honest and be lenient, tell me what you have done with my account, I don't need to pick up your author's vest, otherwise, hehe o(一︿一+)o
"Blank Poetry City": I can strip your vest down to the point that you don't even have a pair of pants left in just one way.
Touching his nose, Yue Shuaixing worded a little and sent it.
"Mist Hidden Beauty": I... just... just, um, I was a little depressed that night, uh... I wanted to start the live broadcast and howl a few times... and then... um, then you will know.
Um?Depression?The words on the screen made Bai Haocheng frowned.
"Blank Poetry City": Count on you
"Blank Poetry City": But death is inevitable, life is inevitable
...file transfer...
"Blank Poetry City": This is a radio drama that Best Club is preparing recently. At present, there is still a lack of a female protagonist who is a deputy CP. I am recruiting a CV. You should go too
Don't think about it, Yue Shuaixing is of course...
"Blank Poetry City": Hehe, don't rush to refuse, think about your vest,
Swallowing his saliva, Yue Shuaixing realized a truth at this moment, he was happy for a while, but regretted it.
In fact, the turtle speed party is also good#[Happiness is written all over the face].jpg
Bai Haocheng laughed lightly and shook his head. Even if he couldn't see the other party, he could still think that his little apprentice must be unhappy.The phone he was pinching turned around, and the arc on the corner of his mouth showed that he was in a good mood now. He slid open the screen lock, entered the scarf, and saw someone who had swiped his messages for more than a day. Thinking of teasing, he muttered: "Reciprocity is the virtue of China from ancient times to the present."
Pressed the voice button: "If you want to say that I have a relationship with a beauty, let's describe it this way, one in the morning, one in the evening, and all kinds of babes in the middle snuggle up ~ rice ~ fancy show affection ~ circle of friends are all know~"
"Why~ You want to be the third party~~~ Ouch, the third party will be criticized by people~~~" The wavy line behind is hooked back and forth, how sticky and sticky it is, how... …
How much is owed and how much is owed.
Since the incident of wearing a vest, drinking alcohol alone almost broke his scarf. There is no gap for 24 hours. This is like a robot.
"Ka——" the phone was broken into a curved shape, "Bitch! I'm going to kill him!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, I said Lao Hua, if you don't want the phone, you can give it to me. What a waste, it's the first one." Hearing the harsh sound of glass and plastic being smashed, Sun Siqi slightly moved the book in his hand, A look of regret.
"Qi, if you have the ability to kill that little beauty of yours, tie the other party back, and play with a mobile phone here, you are really cheap." The passerby who went downstairs to get a drink happened to see it too. In this scene, I couldn't help stabbing a few words, "It's enough to have you even pretending to be an Internet idiot for two years."
"Fucking, what do you know?" Luo Hua, who was poked into a sore spot, was a little annoyed, "The Internet is different from reality!"
"Yes, yes, it's different, you just listen to the other person's voice and pay attention to your life!" Quickly tilted his head, avoiding the flying shoes, and after yawning, he tugged at the wide-open nightgown, Zhao Yuan took three steps and stepped up to the room on the second floor to catch up on sleep.
Throwing the discarded electronics on the table casually, Luo Hua spread his palms towards Sun Siqi.
Sun Siqi: "???"
"Tsk, why are you pretending to be stupid? Hurry up." Luo Hua said impatiently.
Sun Siqi touched the cube in his pocket, it was given to him by his wife, so don't let others touch it, especially a mobile phone terminator!Thinking of this, Sun Siqi also rejected the "unreasonable" request of the person in front of him.
Luo Hua asked back, "Really not?"
Sun Siqi shook his head firmly.
Luo Hua repeatedly asked, "Are you sure you won't give it?"
Sun Siqi still replied the same: "No."
ten minutes later.
Holding a cloth-wrapped peeled egg and applying it to his face, Sun Siqi was so angry that his hands were shaking, he hissed and complained: "Just because of a dead thing, are you going to beat your brother who has been through trouble to death?"
Especially the face!
So how much hatred do you have for someone who looks better than you?Obviously he doesn't look bad!No matter how angry Sun Siqi was in his heart, he knew that these words were absolutely unavoidable, but he couldn't get angry, so he could only secretly complain that the other party's narcissism was comparable to that so-and-so internet celebrity snake face.
"Then it would have been better if you hadn't given it to me earlier." Luo Hua lay down on the sofa, speaking with confidence.
Sun Siqi glared: "My wife gave it to me! If you have the ability, you--" The words behind him suddenly stopped, and Sun Siqi zipped his lips with an innocent face, and his voice was vague, "Yes, I shut up."
After exercising, Luo Hua basically calmed down, but the next second after Sun Siqi shut up, someone sent him a message saying that someone wearing the ID of Wuyin Meirenxi entered the YY assessment room, Fang Jingjing In less than a few seconds, the tide of heart surged again, and there was no time to change his expression, which made him look a little hideous.
It's so fierce...but I still want to snatch it back.
From the corner of his eye, Sun Siqi stared at the phone on the other side... as if the other side would pounce on him and snatch it back anytime he showed a slight gap.
Just as Luo Hua wanted to turn on her voice, she caught Sun Siqi's sneaky demo as soon as she turned her head.
Luo Hua: Forget it, let's go back to the room.
Sun Siqi#[Erkangshou].jpg: Give me back...you give me back.../cry
***
"Hidden beauty in the fog": What do they want me to do with the mic! ! !
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Nervous, nervous, nervous! ! !
"Hidden beauty in the fog": My voice will change if I connect the mic! ! !As soon as the tone is changed, my attention will turn to the tone change. Don't say anything that is not dramatic, it will be good to be able to read the words fluently!
The series of beeps almost didn't scare Bai Haocheng enough.
The long melodious sound in the chest was just about to spit out, when it was given to him suddenly, it made him feel like he was choking on water, and he couldn't let it go or spit it out, it was almost fatal.
As for why Bai Haocheng reacted so strongly and was so sensitive to even the slightest disturbance?
It can only be said that he is...
stew.
In defense of his sister's sudden attack.
Although he has no morals with those people online, in reality he is super pure.
No one would believe him if he said it, but when he saw the young couple on campus holding hands and booing, his face would turn red with embarrassment, coughing and coughing.
He hurriedly picked up the water glass and took a sip of water, panting for breath, Bai Haocheng was still a little scared, it would be embarrassing enough for a real damn to be choked to death.
"Blank Poetry City": What's there to be nervous about? Just don't do it like you usually do?
"Blank Poetry City": I remember when you used my account to mess around, facing thousands of people in the live broadcast room, why didn't you come to tell me that you were nervous?
Yue Shuaixing's face twitched, can we not turn the history upside down?
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Then... don't blame me for failing the exam.
"Blank Poetry City": If you do it on purpose, I will kill you without explaining
☆, I have a car of true fans
【306 Dormitory·Tianning】
In the end, Yue Shuaixing turned on the mic with the strength of a strong man who would never return. While he was so nervous, he was glad that he was still on vacation and he was the only one in the dormitory.
After stumbling a few words, he was yelled at, no, stop.
The voice is quite tender, but as for whether it is a fake voice or not, "Smiling Eyes" feels that it is impossible for a person who wanders outside the circle to deceive her, a senior fake voice, if that is the case, it is too scary.
But no matter what, it's better not to dampen the enthusiasm of a newcomer. With a smile on his face, he said euphemistically: "Ahem, little sister, listen to my sister's persuasion. It's not that you want to..." The following words are not When he had to finish speaking, he was cut off by someone who was secretly angry.
"Simply put, the CV business—
you
Not suitable. "This is quite blunt.
Luo Hua, who was still very excited that the beauty Sama was finally going to produce a work, entered the YY small room with a look of apprehension, but when the person wearing the "Mist Hidden Beauty" opened his mouth, a basin of cold water was poured on his head When he came down, his face also felt a faint pain as if he had been slapped by the little fairy of reality—this is definitely not his Sama!His family's Sama will not be an indisputable shemale voice, nor will he be timid like a shameless moron!
Luo Hua in the room was so angry that she almost smashed the computer: How dare you wear my Sama vest and bluff around, believe it or not, I'll drill into the network cable every minute and crush you to death!
When Luo Hua lost his voice, Yue Shuaixing quit the assessment room very simply, including YY.
"You guys are finished..." The director, who hadn't said a word from the beginning to the end, was such a confusing sentence when he opened his mouth.
"Long Baozi, please speak clearly, what do you mean we're done?" It's hard for the other party to ignore the words with a smile on his face. You must know that Long Baozi's mouth is notorious in the circle.
"It's so cheap that the deputy heroine in the stock is gone. Doesn't the process of "This Fairy Is Not Good" have to be postponed, and if it is postponed, it may develop into a miscarriage, a first-rate miscarriage... Please think about our family's promotion in the 'best society' 'What the official Weibo has said, the words are still on the top, if you don't want to..."
"Stop, stop, stop", with a smile on his face, he quickly pinched Long Baozi's intent to make a long story, took a deep breath, and said, "Get to the point!"
Long Baozi said slowly, realizing later: "Don't you guys know that the newcomer just now is the sweetheart of a certain CV boss?"
Luo Hua: "Who?"
"Your rival in love, the mainstay of 'Don't Come Unharmed', the demon lord of 'Ten Thousand Demons' Cave'@Shiyao, Blank Poetry City, dubbed as one of the saviors of the dubbing world by a group of melon fans." In just a few seconds, Long Baozi casually picked up some of the most distinctive labels in Blank Poetry City.
With a smile on his brows and eyes: "...I never heard that those old monsters have the intention of taking disciples."
Luo Hua: "...Where did you hear this news?"
"A little, a little, a little, you—" Long Baozi's voice gave a slow and dull feeling, and he tilted his head unconsciously according to the situation, "Guess?"
***
"Do you know how long it's been since he came home? Half a year! A whole half a year!" The girl was crying faintly, facing a boy with short hair, a leather jacket, full B pants, and high heels... The boy was trembling with anger, but pointed at him. The younger brother next to the boy, she yelled on the brink, "Can you let him go, my parents only have his son, and I only have him as my brother! If you want trouble, go find someone else, what do my family owe you?" , want you to take revenge like this?!"
Seeing that the two were going to bypass her, the girl immediately wanted to pull her brother to go with her: "You come home with me!"
"Don't touch me, don't think that I dare not hit you because you are a girl!" The boy squinted his eyes and whispered, while holding his boyfriend, who is also the girl's younger brother, he slapped the girl's face away like a calf. hand.
The girl and her younger brother looked on indifferently, doing nothing like an outsider, allowing her sister to push her, and allowing her "girl" friend to refuse her approach.
Under the hatchback you pulled me to shoot, the young man said several times in a row, "Don't think you are a woman so I dare not hit you, I dare not touch you!" He is really a shrew, and in the end his boyfriend is about to be killed. "Take it away", angry and anxious, the bag he was carrying slipped into his hand in an instant and was slapped on the head, "I told you to hinder us! I told you to hinder us! I told you that Ah Xuan would not follow You went back!"
When the girl was making loud noises at the beginning, the people around her were more or less focused on this, but now that she made such a noise again, the crowd surrounded her even more.
After several pushes and shoves, the girl was forced to hit a street stall by the boy.
The girl's brother seemed to have just woken up and came over to pull his "girl" friend away, and the girl who was dressed up like the girl on the side seemed to be unable to stand it anymore. After all, he was with a student, and stepped forward to pull the girl away in a soft heart , a ridiculous calculation finally ended when the two parties were submerged in the crowd.
Staring at the rotating replay arrow, Yue Shuaixing fell into deep thought for a moment.
"Clang--" the door sounded. "Boss, I'm back, do you miss me (p≧w≦q)"
The sudden movement startled Yue Shuaixing, and he reflexively looked towards the door and was startled again. Then he was inexplicably guilty of peeking at other people's "privacy", and hurriedly forked out the current webpage, just because someone came It was one of the protagonists in the incident just now.
He coughed twice, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's Lao Ba, why did you come back early? I remember that there is class the day after tomorrow?"
He never thought that a person whose body shape was not much different from his was... Gay, Yue Shuaixing felt a little embarrassed for a while, although he felt that this should be his unilateral feeling.
"Hey, you must be lonely in the dormitory. Why don't I come back early to accompany you? Why do you react to me? Are you so sad?" Tian Ning felt heartbroken, and then Sobbing falsely again, "My beloved wife has disappeared, and even my dearest boss will dislike me?"
Yue Shuaixing's face twitched violently: Damn, dare you be more disgusting!A grown man talks as he speaks, but he wants to imitate the tone of a woman's voice. Be careful that one day I go out and meet people so that my own mother can't recognize me. Let me tell you.
Yue Shuaixing said in a faint voice, ignore what should be ignored, and there is no more to say.
Seeing that Guan Yuze had the same temperament as Guan Yuze, Tian Ning curled his lips in boredom and stopped playing tricks, got on the bed and lowered the curtain.
When it comes to bed curtains, Yue Shuaixing has to sigh that the boys in dormitory 306 don't seem to be normal.
Forget it, he knows that there is a problem with being too introverted, but it is absolutely impossible that everyone in 306 happens to have the same "introverted" problem as him, right?
After being so stimulated by the Kuaishou video just now, Yue Shuaixing suddenly felt enlightened, trembling all over, recalling the not-so-short-not-long dormitory life, it was frightening to think carefully.
I wiped my face vigorously, and patted it again: No, I can't think about it anymore, think about the update, think about the little angels waiting to be fed in the pit!
The mental construction is almost done, the state is getting better, there is a rapid gasp, followed by a muffled sound after being blocked, which almost didn't make Yue Shuaixing slam his head on the keyboard.
After lagging for a second, he reacted and cried silently: Hey, big brother, can you not use too much shame when playing Play?Can you consider the feelings of being single?Can you take into account that this is a public place?
It didn't take long for Yue Shuaixing's heart to move. The sound of the falling object made him look up there. After seeing clearly what the other party fell from, Yue Shuaixing suddenly became terrified: I told you to be shameless and hit the lower limit. Year single Wang, hahaha deserved it.
Seeing that Tian Ning's bed curtain moved, Yue Shuaixing quickly turned his head back, his back straightened, the corners of his mouth tightly pursed, trying to suppress the gloating on his face.
"Hey, Boss, do me a favor, hand me your phone, do you love me the most? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ" Tian Ning only showed his head, his eyes were still moist, and his lips were wet His bite was bright red, but at this moment he was using it to act like a spoiled child to Yue Shuaixing, there was a little... seductive element in it.
Fortunately, Yue Shuaixing didn't glance over there, otherwise he would definitely have to complain again.
"No time, take it yourself." Yue Shuaixing looked serious, and his hands were as busy as he said, crackling non-stop.
"Help, help, I know the boss is the best~", Tian Ning continued to act coquettishly.
Yue Shuaixing flicked the mouse, cut to the desktop and opened a software, then raised his hand, just when Tian Ning thought he would be moved, he picked up the earphones and plugged them into his ears - a world full of music is really good .
Tian Ning: "..."
"Hmph, if you don't help with such a small favor, forget it if you're too lazy. You stay at home every day, your butt sticks to the stool and you don't want to move a step. Be careful to grow a lot of hemorrhoids!" The four beds together swayed, opened the bed curtains angrily, and stepped down the bed ladder.
"Ah——my phone!" Tian Ning wailed, "I'm going to die, this is the kidney that Ah Xuan gave me! It's screen cracked..."
Even though he was wearing headphones, he couldn't withstand the broken voice of the outside world, so Yue Shuaixing could vaguely hear Tian Ning's shout, and he kept humming in his heart: If your little lover can give you the first kidney, he can also give you the first kidney. Give you a second kidney, what a fuss, are you bullying that I don't have a lover?Be careful when you wake up one day and I don’t know where I will tell you.
night.Yue Shuaixing ordered a bowl of Niu Zang Noodles, his face flushed with inhalation, the penguin who hadn't heard from him for a day suddenly jumped up, glanced at the small box to display incomplete information, and almost sprayed the contents of his mouth on the computer screen.
For the safety of personal property, Yue Shuaixing immediately turned his head, took a break, got up to the sink and vomited it out, flushed it, returned to the seat, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and checked the news.
The author has something to say: Late update_(:з」∠)_Good night (づ ̄3 ̄)づ
☆, I have a car of true fans
【those people in those years】
"Blank Poetry City": I chose a coquettish and slut character for you through the back door
"Blank Poetry City": If you don't live up to it, don't call it my apprentice when you go out
I was not your apprentice, and just as I was about to send this message, Yue Shuaixing braked the car in time at the last moment, pressed BackSpace to delete, and typed a common word for chatting and pressed Enter: Oh.
"Blank Poetry City": Oh what!answer!
"Mist Hidden Beauty": I told you before, I can't communicate with people, whether it's three-dimensional or Two-dimensional.
"Blank Poetry City": Stupid
Yue Shuaixing frowned, and was about to refute what this had to do with stupidity, when the news over there jumped out again.
"Blank Poetry City": Wouldn't it be good to just record the dry voice of the role you are in charge of and give it to the person in charge?Although pia drama is optional for you, if you want to network, I suggest you still be active.
It makes sense, Yue Shuai stared at me, but I don't plan to make a living by selling my voice, I just want to conquer the stars and the sea with my pen, thank you.
"Blank Poetry City": Tutu, you have to believe that you are truly talented in dubbing
"Blank Poetry City": Dubbing actors sweat no less than screen actors, but apart from the circle, few people know the so-called bigwigs in the dubbing industry
"Blank Poetry City": Compared with foreign countries, the status of dubbing actors in China is not far away, but it is too far behind
"Blank Poetry City": Even if... this is my request, please make a serious work
Within a few breaths, Blank Shicheng typed a lot of words eloquently, and Yue Shuaixing couldn't help but click his tongue. How can this Nima's literary skills be a bit better than his?
"Yue Shuaixing, can you wear headphones, I want to video with my dear, your computer is too noisy." Tian Ning suddenly said.
Yue Shuaixing made an OK gesture and said in his heart: Isn't it just the penguin's notification sound, where is the noise?It's not the suspicious voice, it's just like Bei Hongfu's clean freak.
But he didn't bother to say anything to others, Yue Shuaixing still sent a "hmm" to the pile of words in Blank Poetry City.
"Blank Poetry City": Is this the reaction?you……
"Blank Poetry City": Shouldn't you say something?
"Hidden beauty in the fog":? ? ?
"Mist Hidden Beauty": What reaction do you want?
"Blank Poetry City": ...
"Blank Poetry City": That's fine, I'll take it as you promised me (.·ˇ_ˇ·.)
...file transfer...
...file transfer complete...
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Wait, did I promise you something?How do I Phuket ∑(°△°|||)︴
"Blank Poetry City": Heh heh heh, being cute is useless, bye bye (second stealth)
"Hidden beauty in the mist": Hey hey hey
Yue Shuaixing: Forget it, I don't have the strength to complain for now...
Then he tapped on the keyboard limply as if his wrist was about to break.
Have you filled in the real-name authentication for your Bilibili account? ←Yue Shuaixing wanted to type this sentence, but after being paid special attention by the other party, he found that as soon as he went online, Bai Haocheng, who was so fast when he finally caught someone, pinched him.
"Blank Poetry City": Don't say anything first, add groups, add groups, add groups and then anal!
From the other party's simple words, Yue Shuaixing could feel the eagerness of the cheap master to be relieved.
One-click backspace to delete the unfinished line in the chat bar, Yue Shuaixing refused: No, I don’t want to fuck anyone, let’s talk if you don’t have time
Bai Haocheng's expression on the other side of the computer screen was stagnant, with question marks all over his head. You must know that there are fewer people in the "Ten Thousand Demons' Cave", but everyone there is worthy of being the elite of the dubbing world. This is commendable.
Others can't find a way in if they want to enter, but you are a good girl, with a look of lack of interest, Bai Haocheng's heart is complicated for a while. My own apprentice is afraid of being one step behind others or being knocked into the corner of the wall, wishing to pamper the heavenly sense of sight... Really... don't be too strong... Momo.
Helpless, come on, whoever tells me that I can't bear to part with this baby, the rising enlightenment master in the dubbing world, not everyone can be it.
Well, yes, the master of a genius, that is the existence of a genius more than a genius.
"Blank Poetry City": Tell me, what's the matter?
Yue Shuaixing is still at the speed of death, but the typed text can be 5
It's sharp and straightforward: lend me your Bilibili account, I want to start a live broadcast, and I'm too lazy to verify it.
Forget it if you're lazy!
I thought so, but Bai Haocheng simply gave the account password. Of course, he had to be instructed.
"Blank Poetry City": Don't mess around, or there will be no next time.
"Bad people with bad intentions, they actually cursed me to have another miscarriage!" Yue Shuaixing's cheeks bulged with anger, and the sound of clicking the mouse was much louder than usual.
He took a deep breath, put on the earphones, held the microphone and pulled the cantilever to his mouth.In my mind, I carefully recalled the worry when my "child" was lost. As I thought about it, my nose suddenly became sore, my eye rims felt astringent, and tears rolled down, like raindrops falling on the tip of my chin. on the desktop.
When the live broadcast started, there was a burst of desolate crying at first: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."
Blank Poetry City is well-known, if Yue Shuaixing enters the opponent's space a little bit, he will see that the number of fans is close to tens of millions, and most of the fans here are brought by Bai Haocheng from Weibo , and he also clearly told Yue Shuaixing that he has achieved a lot in the dubbing industry, but now he is relatively low-key, not like the publicity he was in his youth.
Of course, all of Yue Shuaixing's focus is on his small circle at the level of writing, dubbing and so on, he knows that it is good to have this circle ORZ...
The live broadcast of "Blank Poetry City" came too suddenly, but no matter how sudden it was, I couldn't bear the people who liked to follow up on station B.
It's okay to enter the live broadcast room in pitch darkness, but what happened to the mysterious line where the heroine meets a scumbag?
and also!
The most unbearable thing for them is——
"Oh my god, Master Shi Yao's account was stolen by a little bitch!!! I'm so angry"
"Let's go, let's wear Shi Yao's scarf together!"
"The Poetry Demon is too careless..."
"This woman sounds like a scumbag."
"According to my calculations, this girl is destined to be lonely and widowed for life."
……
"Hey, I'm the only one who noticed that this UP master who hacked his account played a bitch heroine surprisingly well?"
"Note 1, the voice is so familiar (╬ ̄盘 ̄)"
"Notice 2, Poetry Demon fans hit me#[抱头].jpg"
"beat!"
"Beat me without explaining!"
……
"Pay attention to 3, is it still very similar to one of the two dark horses that suddenly broke out at station B last night?"
"Pay attention to 4, it said that it was one of the two dark horses last night, etc.! Did it mean the female UP host named Wuyin Beauty?"
"Wow———————————! Here is a beauty fan, which can prove that the person wearing the blank Shicheng ID is actually me Ang!"
"Not surprised, not surprised."
"It means that the screen of the mobile phone has been smashed..."
Yue Shuaixing was still immersed in unspeakable pain at this time, his slightly closed eyelids trembled from time to time, and he didn't have the self-knowledge of being stripped of his vest at all.
There are more and more bullet screens, not only that, but also mixed with some other messy UP fans, CP fans, and passerby fans.
"These two must know each other."
"These two must have an affair."
"These two are official CPs by visual inspection."
"These two are also official CPs in reality, in other words, it is not impossible to have a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ"
……
"Bah! Enough of you who are messing around with CP! The beauty is obviously from my family's SAMA family!"
"That's right, the beauty was already a CP who drank alone two years ago, can you show some face for poetry demon fans?"
"That's right, if you don't believe me, you can go and injure SAMA's scarf, the daily fancy confession has never broken even a single day in two years!"
"Wow, what a lively live broadcast room."
"Smelly wine, are you deaf or disabled? Are your eyes blind or disabled? Didn't you hear or see that the beauty is now wearing the vest of a poetic demon!"
"I'm sorry, stinky drinker, I just climbed on the scarf. The 'daily fancy confession in two years has never stopped even a single day' in your mouth. Isn't it unilateral self-directed and self-acted?"
"Show face, the beauty didn't say anything, okay?"
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
……
"Beauty, your harem is on fire (≥▽≤)"
When Yue Shuaixing opened his eyes, the entire black screen was filled with this sentence, which made him confused.Yue Shuaixing, who was too lazy to worry about one thing he didn't understand, immediately closed the live broadcast room.
I took warm water to moisten my throat, and then went to bed.Except for getting up once in the middle of the night, Yue Shuaixing slept very deeply that night.
On the third day of the long holiday, Yue Shuaixing felt particularly boring, and squeezed out a [-]-character new essay half-deadly, and ran to scan the essay, but halfway through the scan, he felt that the move was meaningless, and he couldn't read it at all. , I felt uncomfortable sitting, so I just lay on the bed and counted sheep with my eyes open.
then.
Counting and counting, I don't know how to go from nine hundred and ninety sheep, nine hundred and nine sheep, one hundred and ninety nine sheep, to nine hundred and ninety planets that have been blown up, and nine hundred and ninety nine that have destroyed the world.
On this day, except for solving his physical needs, Yue Shuaixing spent the rest of his time in bed wasting away.
This negative state, until the next day, the fifth day of the small holiday, was broken up by a phone call from his queen mother early in the morning.
"Why don't you call back?" The queen mother complained, and then babbled, "Mom misses you very much, and she won't go home after the holiday."
"By the way, how much do you have left for food? Is it enough? Not enough for mom to send it to you?" After thinking about it, he changed his words, "Why don't mom send it to you?"
"Oh~", Yue Shuaixing yawned sleepily, "It's okay..."
When she heard such perfunctory words, the queen mother immediately got angry: "What's the matter! I'm asking if your food expenses are enough! Why are you talking so wrongly?"
Yue Shuaixing paused when he squeezed his shoulders. It's very good. This is a very queen mother, and she can even use idioms to describe him.
"Well, there are probably more than 100 of them."
"Okay, I'll take it to school for you tomorrow."
scare scare!
The cold air rushed to the back of his head, and Yue Shuaixing almost fell off the bed: "No, no, you should send it to me. I remember that your old man is not in good health, and you still have 'severe' motion sickness, don't you?"
"Old man?" The queen mother repeated it for no reason, and after realizing it, she became angry, "Why, do you dislike me for going to school to embarrass you?"
Women, especially older women, hate being told that they are old.
"No, no, no", Yue Shuaixing's face was full of tears, the words of the three-year-old generation gap were indeed not false, it was obvious that his original intention was... is... what is it?Forget it, it's the most urgent thing to do to get the person smoothed out, "Aren't I afraid that your body won't be able to take it? I'm worried that you won't take care of it?"
Perhaps realizing that he had misinterpreted his son's words, the other end was silent for a while, and then the queen mother hummed as if embarrassed: "That ATM, I don't know how to use it."
"Isn't my brother at home, and it's the same if I ask him to transfer it to me." There is no need for labor, and when I get home, I play games all day long, which is outrageous!
After chatting with the queen mother, Yue Shuaixing felt very guilty after hanging up the phone. But here he was eroded by negative thoughts.
The villain inside slapped several times left and right, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Yue Shuaixing, you should fill in the hole, maybe the star of tomorrow is none other than you."
He made a gesture for himself to cheer up, cheer up, cheer up, and Yue Shuaixing typed the words uninterruptedly for a long time this morning, until he was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back. time--
13:43.
That is to say, how can I be so hungry, I can forget to eat breakfast and lunch, embarrassing...
The author has something to say: catch bugs√
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Start catching bugs, compare the computer with the APP, So, there will be false updates
☆, I have a car of true fans
The author has something to say: Tomorrow... catching bugs... sleepy... I... haven't... broken... more... / lie down
【@诗香,The boss said you are so cheap】
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
After going to QQ, Penguin Biaotu jumped wildly again, and the magic sound filled my ears, and the pop-up window was once again swiped by the above ↑ content.
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Hey, how do you know that I'm online at this point?
"Blank Poetry City": Come from the truth!What have you done to my account
Seeing that the person finally made a sound, Bai Haocheng quickly returned to the Ctrl+V just now, but it doesn't matter, he moved quickly.
"Blank Poetry City": #[破图][码图][码图]
"Blank Poetry City": Please give me a reason why my scarf has been blacked out by hardcore fans, CP fans, passerby fans, and brain-dead fans, thank you!
"Hidden beauty in the fog": Slightly slightly slightly, you ask me, who do I ask?
"Blank Poetry City": "Be good, baby, tell me quickly, what fun things did you do with your teacher's account last night?" The tone was soft, whispering like a lover.
"Hidden beauty in the fog": manual, typing, thank you
Yue Shuaixing: It is a virtue to say that it is good not to lose hands and lose some cheap master's voice.
"Blank Poetry City": "Little heart, don't be like this, people will be sad, chirping~"
Yue Shuaixing: He just can't get used to that out-of-the-way voice, Keke.
"Hidden beauty in the fog": No more typing, I will open a small black room to code
Bai Haocheng raised his eyebrows playfully, and blew a loud whistle. I said why he was not online all the time. It turned out that he was lightening the network code.
After a pause of a second, Yue Shuaixing suddenly collapsed: "Ah, ah, hand cancer, hand cancer, hand cancer! Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw!! Where is the undo button for TM!!!"
It's okay to talk about opening a small black house, because there are many ways, but the word "codeword" is common in the Internet distribution circle and the Internet text circle!
"Blank Poetry City": To be honest, is it useful for you to withdraw?Is it possible to cover up what was exposed? #[Gaze from the Funny God].jpg
"Blank Poetry City": Be honest and be lenient, tell me what you have done with my account, I don't need to pick up your author's vest, otherwise, hehe o(一︿一+)o
"Blank Poetry City": I can strip your vest down to the point that you don't even have a pair of pants left in just one way.
Touching his nose, Yue Shuaixing worded a little and sent it.
"Mist Hidden Beauty": I... just... just, um, I was a little depressed that night, uh... I wanted to start the live broadcast and howl a few times... and then... um, then you will know.
Um?Depression?The words on the screen made Bai Haocheng frowned.
"Blank Poetry City": Count on you
"Blank Poetry City": But death is inevitable, life is inevitable
...file transfer...
"Blank Poetry City": This is a radio drama that Best Club is preparing recently. At present, there is still a lack of a female protagonist who is a deputy CP. I am recruiting a CV. You should go too
Don't think about it, Yue Shuaixing is of course...
"Blank Poetry City": Hehe, don't rush to refuse, think about your vest,
Swallowing his saliva, Yue Shuaixing realized a truth at this moment, he was happy for a while, but regretted it.
In fact, the turtle speed party is also good#[Happiness is written all over the face].jpg
Bai Haocheng laughed lightly and shook his head. Even if he couldn't see the other party, he could still think that his little apprentice must be unhappy.The phone he was pinching turned around, and the arc on the corner of his mouth showed that he was in a good mood now. He slid open the screen lock, entered the scarf, and saw someone who had swiped his messages for more than a day. Thinking of teasing, he muttered: "Reciprocity is the virtue of China from ancient times to the present."
Pressed the voice button: "If you want to say that I have a relationship with a beauty, let's describe it this way, one in the morning, one in the evening, and all kinds of babes in the middle snuggle up ~ rice ~ fancy show affection ~ circle of friends are all know~"
"Why~ You want to be the third party~~~ Ouch, the third party will be criticized by people~~~" The wavy line behind is hooked back and forth, how sticky and sticky it is, how... …
How much is owed and how much is owed.
Since the incident of wearing a vest, drinking alcohol alone almost broke his scarf. There is no gap for 24 hours. This is like a robot.
"Ka——" the phone was broken into a curved shape, "Bitch! I'm going to kill him!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, I said Lao Hua, if you don't want the phone, you can give it to me. What a waste, it's the first one." Hearing the harsh sound of glass and plastic being smashed, Sun Siqi slightly moved the book in his hand, A look of regret.
"Qi, if you have the ability to kill that little beauty of yours, tie the other party back, and play with a mobile phone here, you are really cheap." The passerby who went downstairs to get a drink happened to see it too. In this scene, I couldn't help stabbing a few words, "It's enough to have you even pretending to be an Internet idiot for two years."
"Fucking, what do you know?" Luo Hua, who was poked into a sore spot, was a little annoyed, "The Internet is different from reality!"
"Yes, yes, it's different, you just listen to the other person's voice and pay attention to your life!" Quickly tilted his head, avoiding the flying shoes, and after yawning, he tugged at the wide-open nightgown, Zhao Yuan took three steps and stepped up to the room on the second floor to catch up on sleep.
Throwing the discarded electronics on the table casually, Luo Hua spread his palms towards Sun Siqi.
Sun Siqi: "???"
"Tsk, why are you pretending to be stupid? Hurry up." Luo Hua said impatiently.
Sun Siqi touched the cube in his pocket, it was given to him by his wife, so don't let others touch it, especially a mobile phone terminator!Thinking of this, Sun Siqi also rejected the "unreasonable" request of the person in front of him.
Luo Hua asked back, "Really not?"
Sun Siqi shook his head firmly.
Luo Hua repeatedly asked, "Are you sure you won't give it?"
Sun Siqi still replied the same: "No."
ten minutes later.
Holding a cloth-wrapped peeled egg and applying it to his face, Sun Siqi was so angry that his hands were shaking, he hissed and complained: "Just because of a dead thing, are you going to beat your brother who has been through trouble to death?"
Especially the face!
So how much hatred do you have for someone who looks better than you?Obviously he doesn't look bad!No matter how angry Sun Siqi was in his heart, he knew that these words were absolutely unavoidable, but he couldn't get angry, so he could only secretly complain that the other party's narcissism was comparable to that so-and-so internet celebrity snake face.
"Then it would have been better if you hadn't given it to me earlier." Luo Hua lay down on the sofa, speaking with confidence.
Sun Siqi glared: "My wife gave it to me! If you have the ability, you--" The words behind him suddenly stopped, and Sun Siqi zipped his lips with an innocent face, and his voice was vague, "Yes, I shut up."
After exercising, Luo Hua basically calmed down, but the next second after Sun Siqi shut up, someone sent him a message saying that someone wearing the ID of Wuyin Meirenxi entered the YY assessment room, Fang Jingjing In less than a few seconds, the tide of heart surged again, and there was no time to change his expression, which made him look a little hideous.
It's so fierce...but I still want to snatch it back.
From the corner of his eye, Sun Siqi stared at the phone on the other side... as if the other side would pounce on him and snatch it back anytime he showed a slight gap.
Just as Luo Hua wanted to turn on her voice, she caught Sun Siqi's sneaky demo as soon as she turned her head.
Luo Hua: Forget it, let's go back to the room.
Sun Siqi#[Erkangshou].jpg: Give me back...you give me back.../cry
***
"Hidden beauty in the fog": What do they want me to do with the mic! ! !
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Nervous, nervous, nervous! ! !
"Hidden beauty in the fog": My voice will change if I connect the mic! ! !As soon as the tone is changed, my attention will turn to the tone change. Don't say anything that is not dramatic, it will be good to be able to read the words fluently!
The series of beeps almost didn't scare Bai Haocheng enough.
The long melodious sound in the chest was just about to spit out, when it was given to him suddenly, it made him feel like he was choking on water, and he couldn't let it go or spit it out, it was almost fatal.
As for why Bai Haocheng reacted so strongly and was so sensitive to even the slightest disturbance?
It can only be said that he is...
stew.
In defense of his sister's sudden attack.
Although he has no morals with those people online, in reality he is super pure.
No one would believe him if he said it, but when he saw the young couple on campus holding hands and booing, his face would turn red with embarrassment, coughing and coughing.
He hurriedly picked up the water glass and took a sip of water, panting for breath, Bai Haocheng was still a little scared, it would be embarrassing enough for a real damn to be choked to death.
"Blank Poetry City": What's there to be nervous about? Just don't do it like you usually do?
"Blank Poetry City": I remember when you used my account to mess around, facing thousands of people in the live broadcast room, why didn't you come to tell me that you were nervous?
Yue Shuaixing's face twitched, can we not turn the history upside down?
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Then... don't blame me for failing the exam.
"Blank Poetry City": If you do it on purpose, I will kill you without explaining
☆, I have a car of true fans
【306 Dormitory·Tianning】
In the end, Yue Shuaixing turned on the mic with the strength of a strong man who would never return. While he was so nervous, he was glad that he was still on vacation and he was the only one in the dormitory.
After stumbling a few words, he was yelled at, no, stop.
The voice is quite tender, but as for whether it is a fake voice or not, "Smiling Eyes" feels that it is impossible for a person who wanders outside the circle to deceive her, a senior fake voice, if that is the case, it is too scary.
But no matter what, it's better not to dampen the enthusiasm of a newcomer. With a smile on his face, he said euphemistically: "Ahem, little sister, listen to my sister's persuasion. It's not that you want to..." The following words are not When he had to finish speaking, he was cut off by someone who was secretly angry.
"Simply put, the CV business—
you
Not suitable. "This is quite blunt.
Luo Hua, who was still very excited that the beauty Sama was finally going to produce a work, entered the YY small room with a look of apprehension, but when the person wearing the "Mist Hidden Beauty" opened his mouth, a basin of cold water was poured on his head When he came down, his face also felt a faint pain as if he had been slapped by the little fairy of reality—this is definitely not his Sama!His family's Sama will not be an indisputable shemale voice, nor will he be timid like a shameless moron!
Luo Hua in the room was so angry that she almost smashed the computer: How dare you wear my Sama vest and bluff around, believe it or not, I'll drill into the network cable every minute and crush you to death!
When Luo Hua lost his voice, Yue Shuaixing quit the assessment room very simply, including YY.
"You guys are finished..." The director, who hadn't said a word from the beginning to the end, was such a confusing sentence when he opened his mouth.
"Long Baozi, please speak clearly, what do you mean we're done?" It's hard for the other party to ignore the words with a smile on his face. You must know that Long Baozi's mouth is notorious in the circle.
"It's so cheap that the deputy heroine in the stock is gone. Doesn't the process of "This Fairy Is Not Good" have to be postponed, and if it is postponed, it may develop into a miscarriage, a first-rate miscarriage... Please think about our family's promotion in the 'best society' 'What the official Weibo has said, the words are still on the top, if you don't want to..."
"Stop, stop, stop", with a smile on his face, he quickly pinched Long Baozi's intent to make a long story, took a deep breath, and said, "Get to the point!"
Long Baozi said slowly, realizing later: "Don't you guys know that the newcomer just now is the sweetheart of a certain CV boss?"
Luo Hua: "Who?"
"Your rival in love, the mainstay of 'Don't Come Unharmed', the demon lord of 'Ten Thousand Demons' Cave'@Shiyao, Blank Poetry City, dubbed as one of the saviors of the dubbing world by a group of melon fans." In just a few seconds, Long Baozi casually picked up some of the most distinctive labels in Blank Poetry City.
With a smile on his brows and eyes: "...I never heard that those old monsters have the intention of taking disciples."
Luo Hua: "...Where did you hear this news?"
"A little, a little, a little, you—" Long Baozi's voice gave a slow and dull feeling, and he tilted his head unconsciously according to the situation, "Guess?"
***
"Do you know how long it's been since he came home? Half a year! A whole half a year!" The girl was crying faintly, facing a boy with short hair, a leather jacket, full B pants, and high heels... The boy was trembling with anger, but pointed at him. The younger brother next to the boy, she yelled on the brink, "Can you let him go, my parents only have his son, and I only have him as my brother! If you want trouble, go find someone else, what do my family owe you?" , want you to take revenge like this?!"
Seeing that the two were going to bypass her, the girl immediately wanted to pull her brother to go with her: "You come home with me!"
"Don't touch me, don't think that I dare not hit you because you are a girl!" The boy squinted his eyes and whispered, while holding his boyfriend, who is also the girl's younger brother, he slapped the girl's face away like a calf. hand.
The girl and her younger brother looked on indifferently, doing nothing like an outsider, allowing her sister to push her, and allowing her "girl" friend to refuse her approach.
Under the hatchback you pulled me to shoot, the young man said several times in a row, "Don't think you are a woman so I dare not hit you, I dare not touch you!" He is really a shrew, and in the end his boyfriend is about to be killed. "Take it away", angry and anxious, the bag he was carrying slipped into his hand in an instant and was slapped on the head, "I told you to hinder us! I told you to hinder us! I told you that Ah Xuan would not follow You went back!"
When the girl was making loud noises at the beginning, the people around her were more or less focused on this, but now that she made such a noise again, the crowd surrounded her even more.
After several pushes and shoves, the girl was forced to hit a street stall by the boy.
The girl's brother seemed to have just woken up and came over to pull his "girl" friend away, and the girl who was dressed up like the girl on the side seemed to be unable to stand it anymore. After all, he was with a student, and stepped forward to pull the girl away in a soft heart , a ridiculous calculation finally ended when the two parties were submerged in the crowd.
Staring at the rotating replay arrow, Yue Shuaixing fell into deep thought for a moment.
"Clang--" the door sounded. "Boss, I'm back, do you miss me (p≧w≦q)"
The sudden movement startled Yue Shuaixing, and he reflexively looked towards the door and was startled again. Then he was inexplicably guilty of peeking at other people's "privacy", and hurriedly forked out the current webpage, just because someone came It was one of the protagonists in the incident just now.
He coughed twice, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's Lao Ba, why did you come back early? I remember that there is class the day after tomorrow?"
He never thought that a person whose body shape was not much different from his was... Gay, Yue Shuaixing felt a little embarrassed for a while, although he felt that this should be his unilateral feeling.
"Hey, you must be lonely in the dormitory. Why don't I come back early to accompany you? Why do you react to me? Are you so sad?" Tian Ning felt heartbroken, and then Sobbing falsely again, "My beloved wife has disappeared, and even my dearest boss will dislike me?"
Yue Shuaixing's face twitched violently: Damn, dare you be more disgusting!A grown man talks as he speaks, but he wants to imitate the tone of a woman's voice. Be careful that one day I go out and meet people so that my own mother can't recognize me. Let me tell you.
Yue Shuaixing said in a faint voice, ignore what should be ignored, and there is no more to say.
Seeing that Guan Yuze had the same temperament as Guan Yuze, Tian Ning curled his lips in boredom and stopped playing tricks, got on the bed and lowered the curtain.
When it comes to bed curtains, Yue Shuaixing has to sigh that the boys in dormitory 306 don't seem to be normal.
Forget it, he knows that there is a problem with being too introverted, but it is absolutely impossible that everyone in 306 happens to have the same "introverted" problem as him, right?
After being so stimulated by the Kuaishou video just now, Yue Shuaixing suddenly felt enlightened, trembling all over, recalling the not-so-short-not-long dormitory life, it was frightening to think carefully.
I wiped my face vigorously, and patted it again: No, I can't think about it anymore, think about the update, think about the little angels waiting to be fed in the pit!
The mental construction is almost done, the state is getting better, there is a rapid gasp, followed by a muffled sound after being blocked, which almost didn't make Yue Shuaixing slam his head on the keyboard.
After lagging for a second, he reacted and cried silently: Hey, big brother, can you not use too much shame when playing Play?Can you consider the feelings of being single?Can you take into account that this is a public place?
It didn't take long for Yue Shuaixing's heart to move. The sound of the falling object made him look up there. After seeing clearly what the other party fell from, Yue Shuaixing suddenly became terrified: I told you to be shameless and hit the lower limit. Year single Wang, hahaha deserved it.
Seeing that Tian Ning's bed curtain moved, Yue Shuaixing quickly turned his head back, his back straightened, the corners of his mouth tightly pursed, trying to suppress the gloating on his face.
"Hey, Boss, do me a favor, hand me your phone, do you love me the most? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ" Tian Ning only showed his head, his eyes were still moist, and his lips were wet His bite was bright red, but at this moment he was using it to act like a spoiled child to Yue Shuaixing, there was a little... seductive element in it.
Fortunately, Yue Shuaixing didn't glance over there, otherwise he would definitely have to complain again.
"No time, take it yourself." Yue Shuaixing looked serious, and his hands were as busy as he said, crackling non-stop.
"Help, help, I know the boss is the best~", Tian Ning continued to act coquettishly.
Yue Shuaixing flicked the mouse, cut to the desktop and opened a software, then raised his hand, just when Tian Ning thought he would be moved, he picked up the earphones and plugged them into his ears - a world full of music is really good .
Tian Ning: "..."
"Hmph, if you don't help with such a small favor, forget it if you're too lazy. You stay at home every day, your butt sticks to the stool and you don't want to move a step. Be careful to grow a lot of hemorrhoids!" The four beds together swayed, opened the bed curtains angrily, and stepped down the bed ladder.
"Ah——my phone!" Tian Ning wailed, "I'm going to die, this is the kidney that Ah Xuan gave me! It's screen cracked..."
Even though he was wearing headphones, he couldn't withstand the broken voice of the outside world, so Yue Shuaixing could vaguely hear Tian Ning's shout, and he kept humming in his heart: If your little lover can give you the first kidney, he can also give you the first kidney. Give you a second kidney, what a fuss, are you bullying that I don't have a lover?Be careful when you wake up one day and I don’t know where I will tell you.
night.Yue Shuaixing ordered a bowl of Niu Zang Noodles, his face flushed with inhalation, the penguin who hadn't heard from him for a day suddenly jumped up, glanced at the small box to display incomplete information, and almost sprayed the contents of his mouth on the computer screen.
For the safety of personal property, Yue Shuaixing immediately turned his head, took a break, got up to the sink and vomited it out, flushed it, returned to the seat, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and checked the news.
The author has something to say: Late update_(:з」∠)_Good night (づ ̄3 ̄)づ
☆, I have a car of true fans
【those people in those years】
"Blank Poetry City": I chose a coquettish and slut character for you through the back door
"Blank Poetry City": If you don't live up to it, don't call it my apprentice when you go out
I was not your apprentice, and just as I was about to send this message, Yue Shuaixing braked the car in time at the last moment, pressed BackSpace to delete, and typed a common word for chatting and pressed Enter: Oh.
"Blank Poetry City": Oh what!answer!
"Mist Hidden Beauty": I told you before, I can't communicate with people, whether it's three-dimensional or Two-dimensional.
"Blank Poetry City": Stupid
Yue Shuaixing frowned, and was about to refute what this had to do with stupidity, when the news over there jumped out again.
"Blank Poetry City": Wouldn't it be good to just record the dry voice of the role you are in charge of and give it to the person in charge?Although pia drama is optional for you, if you want to network, I suggest you still be active.
It makes sense, Yue Shuai stared at me, but I don't plan to make a living by selling my voice, I just want to conquer the stars and the sea with my pen, thank you.
"Blank Poetry City": Tutu, you have to believe that you are truly talented in dubbing
"Blank Poetry City": Dubbing actors sweat no less than screen actors, but apart from the circle, few people know the so-called bigwigs in the dubbing industry
"Blank Poetry City": Compared with foreign countries, the status of dubbing actors in China is not far away, but it is too far behind
"Blank Poetry City": Even if... this is my request, please make a serious work
Within a few breaths, Blank Shicheng typed a lot of words eloquently, and Yue Shuaixing couldn't help but click his tongue. How can this Nima's literary skills be a bit better than his?
"Yue Shuaixing, can you wear headphones, I want to video with my dear, your computer is too noisy." Tian Ning suddenly said.
Yue Shuaixing made an OK gesture and said in his heart: Isn't it just the penguin's notification sound, where is the noise?It's not the suspicious voice, it's just like Bei Hongfu's clean freak.
But he didn't bother to say anything to others, Yue Shuaixing still sent a "hmm" to the pile of words in Blank Poetry City.
"Blank Poetry City": Is this the reaction?you……
"Blank Poetry City": Shouldn't you say something?
"Hidden beauty in the fog":? ? ?
"Mist Hidden Beauty": What reaction do you want?
"Blank Poetry City": ...
"Blank Poetry City": That's fine, I'll take it as you promised me (.·ˇ_ˇ·.)
...file transfer...
...file transfer complete...
"Mist Hidden Beauty": Wait, did I promise you something?How do I Phuket ∑(°△°|||)︴
"Blank Poetry City": Heh heh heh, being cute is useless, bye bye (second stealth)
"Hidden beauty in the mist": Hey hey hey
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