God always wants to bend me

Song Qizhao was not very interested in the boss mentioned by the man in the game, but the two of them mentioned it accidentally during their chat last time, and he just responded casually. He didn't expect this person to really want him Show him the photo of the boss.

He and the guy who set the horse didn't know each other, and the guy who set the horse gave him an image of being two and not afraid of death at the beginning.

just now……

Song Qizhao thinks that the man who sets up the horse is quite... cute? ? ?

Now he sometimes wonders if the man who is pulling the horse is a girl...

Getting up from the computer, Song Qizhao went to get back the phone that was thrown on the bed, returned to the computer and sat down before opening QQ.

His account didn't have many people in the first place, and when he opened the message on QQ, there were only eight messages from the contact with the cute little orange avatar.

Song Qizhao clicked on it, and the first thing that caught his eye was not the photo, but five text messages that just occupied the entire screen.

The man who sets the horse: Hahaha, the boss sitting in the snack street stall with a serious face? (?｀?*)

The man with the horse: Our boss is too serious with a sullen face, but his face is really impeccable, and his temperament is unmatched. He can be called the most handsome crayfish-eating president in history~

The man with the horse: God, God, are you not there? ? ?Or are you stealth? ? ?God, god, if you squeak at you!

The man who sets the horse: Our boss is so prosperous and beautiful that we can't blow you up. It seems that you are really not there.

The man with the horse: God, I just went to the game to find you, and you are not here...

The first two messages were sent an hour ago, and the last three messages were sent 10 minutes ago.

Song Qizhao glanced over and saw the words "eating lobster", "serious face", and "snack street". He frowned slightly, and a thought suddenly occurred to him.

With a strange mood, his bony fingers gently slid down the screen, and now, the photo appeared.

There are three photos in total, arranged just right on the screen.

At the moment when he saw the photo, Song Qizhao's inner thoughts came true. The face that never changed when he heard his old man swearing before was very indescribable.

In the photo, he is the one who is sitting at a simple table in a serious manner, with the bustling snack street as the background.

The man who tied the horse said he wanted to send him a photo of their boss, but it turned out that the person in the photo was him, and he happened to go to the snack street with Jiang Chen to eat crayfish today.

Now that it's all so obvious, it's self-evident who the man with the horse suit is.

Song Qizhao now also has to sigh a word of fate.

After getting in touch with the man who set the horse and Jiang Chen before, Song Qizhao felt that the two people's personalities were very similar. In addition to the cartoon version of the orange head, he was not unsuspecting, but if he wanted to blame it, he would blame Jiang Chen's game character The image is too rough and uninhibited, every time he has a little doubt, looking at Jiang Chen's game characters, and then looking at Jiang Chen himself, there is really no way to connect the two of them together.

Song Qizhao clicked on the photo and looked at it several times, depressed and helpless, he really wanted to give Jiang Chen a good meal now.

Boss Song, who was extremely upset, thought about it, and decided not to tell Jiang Chen that he was Emperor Zhao for the time being.

He saw that Jiang Chen's QQ was still online, so he sent him a message.

Emperor Zhao: This is your boss?

Boss Song started a routine daughter-in-law plan.

When Jiang Chen was laying on the bed and was about to fall asleep, he finally waited for Emperor Zhao's reply, a carp straightened up, turned over and sat up immediately, grabbed the phone and started typing.

The man with the horse: Great God!Are you going to wander and be romantic? ! !It's only online now! ! !

Song Qizhao: ...

Emperor Zhao: I'm sorry, I went out to play with my wife tonight, and took a shower after coming back, so I'm only online now.

The man with the horse: Huh huh huh? ! !God, do you have a wife? ? ? ? (?'?'?)??????

Emperor Zhao: Well, right now, he is being abducted.

The man who sets the horse: Kakaka~ So the girl has not agreed to be with you yet~ Do you need me to teach you a few tricks to tease girls (*′▽｀)ノノ

Emperor Zhao: Do ​​you understand very well?

Seeing Emperor Zhao's questioning, Jiang Chen's heart broke, and he grabbed the phone with both hands and began to type quickly.

The competition among men is to flirt with girls, Jiang Chen felt that in front of another man, he must not reveal that he is an emotional idiot, and he must be as coquettish as possible.

The man with the horse: That's right, God Zhaodi is not me. When I was in school, the girls chasing me could circle our school three times!

Although what Jiang Chen said in this passage is a bit exaggerated, it is really an indisputable fact.

Back then when he was just entering the university to report, before his nature was exposed, the white T-shirt and jeans and sunny and handsome appearance surprised all the brothers and sisters who saw him.

In less than three days, the name Jiang Chen had spread in the school.

Then, with lightning speed, he successfully squeezed out the senior school grassroots brother who had won the first place in the journalism department of the junior year for three consecutive times, and became the new school grassroots.

Less than a week later, after his true nature was exposed, Fang, the girl who made him happy, was heartbroken and turned into scum.Although everyone regrets that their school grass is a little stupid, a little weird, a little stupid, but there are still many girls who like him.

Jiang Chen's news had been sent, but Song Qizhao's face over there was also gloomy.

He didn't doubt that Jiang Chen's words were false, if he just looked at Jiang Chen's appearance and ignored his character, he did have that capital.

Here, Jiang Chen didn't wait for Song Qizhao's reply, and sent several messages in succession.

The man who traps horses: God, there are routines and skills for chasing girls. Every type of girl has a different way of chasing them. As long as you find out the right skills and methods, you won't be able to attract someone.

The man who tied the horse: God, what is your wife like?cute loli?Yujie's demeanor?Or is it a combination of cute loli and sister Yu?

Song Qizhao's heart is very complicated, from Jiang Chen's tone, it seems that he really knows a lot.

Emperor Zhao: My daughter-in-law is neither Lolita nor Sister Yu.

The man with the horse:! ! !

The man with the horse: Great God!Don't you like that as much as I do? ? ?

What kind?Song Qizhao was a little confused when he saw the news.He doesn't like loli and sister yu, the guys he likes.

Could it be that Jiang Chen is an invisible gay?Although you often say that you are straight, but you are extremely bent?

Before he could figure it out, Jiang Chen sent another message.

The man with the horse: Emperor Zhao, do you like cute girls with big breasts, like the ones in the island country comics who have a super good figure, are cute and have a nice voice (〃'▽'〃) Hahaha, I like that too Kind of, I must use that as the prototype when I look for a wife in the future!

Song Qizhao's face darkened instantly.

He felt that Jiang Chen was trying to challenge his limit.