God always wants to bend me

Jiang Chen naturally didn't know what was going on in Song Qizhao's heart, so he kept talking about this and that. He analyzed all kinds of girls and their pursuit methods in depth. After the analysis, he remembered that Emperor Zhao didn't seem to mention his daughter-in-law just now. what type.

The man who sets the horse: God Zhaodi, you haven't said what type your wife is. I have analyzed so many types just now, so there should be one, right?You try the method I said, and you will definitely be able to take down that girl!

Song Qizhao looked at the news sent by Jiang Chen and his face turned into ice, so there was no time to talk about those girls and methods.

Automatically ignoring those messages, Song Qizhao started to reply with a cold face.

Emperor Zhao: Sorry, my daughter-in-law is special, and none of the ones you mentioned are suitable for her.

The man with the horse: Huh?nothing?But my information is quite complete (??д?)

Jiang Chen opened Baidu and searched for the types of a few girls, copied and pasted them in the dialog box, and before he had time to send them out, he saw Song Qizhao sent a message back.

Emperor Zhao: My daughter-in-law is stupid, easy to get angry, heartless and needs a beating.

Makes me want to fuck him.

The man who tied the horse: ... God Zhaodi, are you sure you are really talking about your wife? !

Could it be that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? ?Otherwise, how could anyone describe his daughter-in-law like this? ! !

Emperor Zhao: Well, can you tell me how I can catch him?

The message Song Qizhao sent to Jiang Chen seemed to be humbly asking for advice.

Jiang Chen was worried, he didn't know how to chase after a girl who was so stupid and stupid...

The man with the horse: God, isn't your girlfriend particularly mighty and majestic?The one with a simple mind, well-developed limbs, and explosive strength?

Jiang Chen's appearance immediately appeared in Song Qizhao's mind.

Emperor Zhao: My daughter-in-law is very beautiful.Especially when I smile, I feel like there are stars in my eyes.

Jiang Chen was clearly planning to help God Emperor Zhao chase his wife, but when he heard these words, he felt inexplicably abused.

Emperor Zhao: You know so much, can you tell me how to chase after a wife?

Song Qizhao started to trick Jiang Xiaochen again.

Of course Jiang Chen didn't know how to chase after a bastard, so he could only talk about it randomly.

The man who tied the horse: Great God, in fact, according to your situation, it is very easy to catch her. You just need to pet her, all kinds of pets, unlimited pets, and keep her devoted to you.

Emperor Zhao: But sometimes he needs a beating, I want to beat him.

The man with the horse:! ! !God!You haven't caught up with anyone yet, and you just want to beat her sister, do you still want a wife! (/‵口′)/~╧╧

Emperor Zhao: Then what if he owes a beating?

Song Qizhao sent this sentence, and it took 2 minutes for Jiang Chen to reply.

The man who tied the horse: As the saying goes, a husband and wife quarrel at the end of the bed, at worst, you go to bed when you want to beat her up...but don't really beat her up, what the hell...cough cough...fuck her up That's fine, this method should be very good, and your anger will disappear by then

Song Qizhao didn't expect Jiang Chen to come up with such an idea, and after thinking about it for a few seconds, he began to sincerely thank him.

Emperor Zhao: Thank you, this method is very good.

The matter about the great god chasing his wife has been resolved.

Jiang Chen was woken up when he was sleepy before, but now he didn't feel sleepy and didn't want to sleep, so he simply brought the topic to his big boss Song Qizhao again.

The man who tied the horse: God, have you seen our boss, what do you think?

Song Qizhao: ...

As for evaluating himself, Song Dashen said that he...is not very good at...

Reminiscent of the evaluation everyone gave him, Song Qizhao told Jiang Chen the situation truthfully.

Emperor Zhao: Handsome, capable, and serious.

The man with the horse: Oh my god, you have a good eye for people.Although what you said is very suitable for our boss, but you haven't mentioned his main characteristics.

Emperor Zhao:?

The guy with the horse: Our boss has a facial paralysis, deep facial paralysis ヽ(￣▽￣)ノ

Song Qizhao...

Boss Song was very depressed and unhappy when his wife said he was paralyzed.

Emperor Zhao: I'm going to rest, let's get off first.

Jiang Chen still wanted to chat with Emperor Zhao for a while, but when he suddenly received the news that he was going offline, he immediately sent another message.

The man who tied the horse: God, wait, can you listen to me complaining for a while, I feel that if I don't say that tonight, I will not be able to sleep.

Emperor Zhao: Do ​​you want to complain about your boss?Speak, I'm listening.

Boss Song is ready to be complained about by Jiang Chen.

The man who tied the horse: No, no, it's not our boss, it's my colleague and roommate.

Zhao Qi?

Song Qizhao knew before that Jiang Chen lived with someone from their company named Zhao Qi, and the relationship between the two was very good.

To drag Jiang Chen's blessing, he also carefully read Zhao Qi's employee information, and got to know him better.

Boss Song came to the company not long ago, and the two employees he remembers most clearly are Zhao Qi and Jiang Chen.

Emperor Zhao: Huh?your colleague?What's up with him?

The man with the horse: hum hum hum ╯^╰!That guy suddenly told me this evening that he bought a house!

Emperor Zhao: Well, then what?

The man with the horse: Then he will move out after his house is renovated, and then I will be left alone in this apartment π_π

Emperor Zhao: Are you afraid of living alone?

The man with the horse: ... God, you think too much, I just thought that when I live alone, I should live with takeaways every day π_π

Jiang's mother is good at cooking, but Jiang Chen has not inherited his mother's good cooking skills at all, and knows nothing about cooking.Although Zhao Qi said that he didn't do it very well, but people can do it too. Some home-cooked side dishes, cooking noodles and so on are not a problem. Most of the time, Zhao Qi cooks dinner for the two of them.

The man with the horse: Actually, I really hope that I can have a new colleague who lives with me, especially the kind who can go out of the living room and into the kitchen, the kind of cook who is super good, and the cooking is super delicious, but recently we The company does not recruit new π_π

After reading the news sent by Jiang Chen, Song Qizhao suddenly felt that his daily commute to and from get off work was a bit far away. As a big boss, he had to take the lead and be more diligent than the employees.

It should be nice to live in a staff apartment, saving time and effort.

……

On Saturday morning, after getting up, the old man was still going to go for a stroll around the neighborhood and exercise as usual.

As soon as he went down the stairs, he saw a tall figure standing busy in the kitchen with his back turned to him.

The old man paused, always feeling that he was dazzled.

Otherwise, how could he see his aloof grandson working in the kitchen.

Before the old man could think too much, Song Qizhao came out of the kitchen with two different breakfasts, and then walked over to put them on the dining table. The old man looked carefully at the dining table and almost jumped up in shock.