If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

"Xiangxiang, how dare you lie to Brother Xuan with your son? You still drag me? It's over, it's over, I'm over." Mi Xiaozuo got into the car like a thief.He thought it was a sports meeting, so he came in sportswear, with a large pack of snacks and a small speaker for cheering.

Liu Xiang is fastening the child seat belt on Xiao Putao, pretending not to be guilty. "Cheat this time, okay? Eggy got into a fight with his classmates at school, and the class monitor. If the elder brother finds out, beat him up, he should be in pain."

"He's really Brother Xuan's son..." Mi Xiaozuo didn't agree, Little Eggy looked quite honest, how could he still fight, what's the matter with inheriting the aura of domineering since childhood?

"Can uncle hit people?" Xiao Putao adjusted the tightness of the seat belt by herself, and watched adults do it several times.

"Hey, he's pretty smart." Mi Xiaozuo seemed to have discovered the New World, "The child seat is so complicated now, you can see that he can do it. Your uncle didn't beat anyone, he just beat the balls."

Liu Xiang hurriedly restored the image of the elder brother: "I was beaten once, Eggy was ignorant at that time, little, I removed my stool when I was eating. I don't know, I sat on a big butt, and my butt hurts. I didn't stand up for a long time. Your uncle just spanked Dandan once, and he spanked Dandan's ass. In fact, he didn't hit him hard, and he never spanked him again. My elder brother never hit anyone, he was reasonable Yes. He, he is very nice."

Mi Xiaozuo didn't know how Brother Xuan brainwashed Liu Xiang, and actually set up a personal image of not fighting and being reasonable, laughing until his stomach hurts. "Yes, Brother Xuan is really kind...Don't worry, little Putao, as long as you don't make Dad Xiang angry and sad, your uncle will like you."

"It makes me angry and sad, and my elder brother also likes it." Liu Xiang also fastened her seat belt, and the experience of butt pain was quite terrible, and it hurt for several days.After that time, Eggy no longer dared to remove her stool, and would come to help her when going down the stairs.

Xu Ming felt uneasy when he heard the laughter of the car behind him.Obviously this is a thief ship, how could I somehow become an accomplice in deceiving Boss Bian?If Mr. Bian knew that he could still get a bonus this quarter?

Mi Xiaozuo is also beating drums in his heart, cheating the parent meeting is a big or small thing, if it really comes out, the adult is Brother Xuan's own wife, and the child is his son, and the palms and backs of the hands are all flesh, so the anger will go to yourself Is it coming?

What's even more amusing is that the little guy on the opposite side still looks at him all the time, probably because he has never seen a man with long hair.

"Xiangxiang, Brother Xuan really doesn't know? We won't have safety issues, right?" He felt that Liu Xiang was very courageous, and was getting more and more favored by Brother Xuan. Someone who knew Bian Hexuan's temper would definitely not dare.

Liu Xiang made four fruit boxes, even Xu Ming's was ready, and she was giving bananas to Xiao Putao. "Should... I don't know. Eldest brother doesn't read the parent group anymore. I have a small notebook with me. If there is something really important, I will write it down and ask elder brother when I come back."

"Then when you come back and ask, won't you reveal your secrets?" Xiao Zuo felt that this thief ship was going to capsize.

Liu Xiang said: "If I really don't understand, then I have to ask... Let's not tell him, okay?"

"Okay, that's the only way to do it. If you are really angry, you and I go to Gu Yi's house to hide, we take the balls." Mi Xiaozuo looked at Little Putao's obedient appearance, giving him whatever he wanted, and then Added a sentence: "Take him too, we can hide out."

Liu Xiang didn't agree, but shook her head instead: "That won't work, you guys hide, if I'm not at home, no one will cook for him, no one will let him sleep, how pitiful."

The expression is very similar to the owner who is about to go far away and is not willing to let the dog smash it at home. He is not at ease to give it to anyone, let alone foster care.

On the parent meeting day, there was no parking space in front of the school. Xu Ming drove around but couldn't find a suitable spot, so he had to drive further.This distance doesn't matter, I saw the familiar taillights directly.Well, the boss' car.

"It's over...I'd better hide." Mi Xiaozuo knew that he couldn't hide it, but he didn't expect to be caught and revealed.Seeing that the window of the driver's seat of that car was lowered halfway, he stretched out his hand to point Xu Ming in the direction and asked him to park the car in front.

Liu Xiang deliberately brought a backpack today, which contained wet wipes, baby noodles, a wallet, and pens and notebooks for parent-teacher meetings.He knew Bian Hexuan's car, and he had memorized the license plate number, but he just couldn't figure it out, didn't the eldest brother go to work?Why are you at the school gate all of a sudden?

"Get out of the car." Bian Hexuan knocked on the window of the car, and just arrived, deliberately parked the car sideways, leaving an empty seat.

Just now, I was reluctant to let my elder brother eat and sleep without being supervised, but now Liu Xiang became dumb, and got out of the car with a small bag on her back, thinking that it shouldn't be, isn't the elder brother at work?

"Brother Xuan, what a coincidence." Mi Xiaozuo didn't get out of the car, and waited in the car with Xiao Putao in his arms.

"What a fart, I asked you to lie to me with him?" Bian Hexuan saw that there was a child in the car, and didn't want to get angry in front of the child, so he pulled the rabbit into the car and was about to grab his neck.

"Brother, I know I was wrong." Liu Xiang admitted his mistake as soon as he got in the car.

"You know you're wrong, how dare you not?" Bian Hexuan pretended to flick his head, and frightened one first.Not only was he angry, he didn't want Liu Xiang to come to school by himself, because Tong Yan had no taboo, and if his classmates saw something and talked nonsense, then he would call him Xie Cai.He can't settle accounts with the children.

For the parent-teacher meeting, Liu Xiang deliberately found a very formal dress, but she didn't look like a parent at all with a backpack on her back, and a piece of Jade Guanyin was faintly visible under the dress. "I, I dare any time."

Bian Hexuan's head was about to emit green smoke. "I'm getting bolder and bolder! If it weren't for the bright light on my side, I wouldn't even know that today is the end-of-term parent meeting!"

"Brother, don't be angry. I won't lie to you about school activities in the future, but this time. I haven't cheated yet."

"You still want to cheat?"

"No, I didn't think so." Liu Xiang quickly shook her head.After shaking his head, he smiled and flashed his white teeth at Mr. Bian.

"Is it interesting for you to smile at me? I don't like you!" Bian Hexuan grabbed the back of his neck and squeezed it, but he couldn't bear it. "Why didn't you tell brother that there is a parent-teacher meeting?"

Liu Xiang was rubbed so comfortably, it was like a massage. "Brother promised not to hit the balls, okay? You spanked his ass twice that time, he scared you, and kept saying it hurt."

"You just believe what he says? Why don't you believe me when I say I'm useless?" Bian Hexuan was terrified, and almost broke his big baby's tailbone. , the voice is louder. He knows that you love him, so he pretends to be pitiful every day."

"Then I'm done talking, you are not allowed to beat Dandan. Actually... our Dandan got into a fight with his classmates and the class monitor. He was afraid that the teacher would find his parents, so he dared not tell you. However, Dandan said that his test scores Well, he’s smart, and he’s going to issue a certificate today.” Liu Xiang said worriedly that she would lie, but it’s definitely impossible to lie to her elder brother, so she confessed everything, “Eggy promised me, I won’t hold grudges in the future Squad leader, I will apologize to him. Or...or I'll be alone with you, don't be angry. "

"Heh." Boss Bian responded coldly, turning his dog's face away and waiting.

"Then really don't get angry." Liu Xiang has learned this trick since she got married. She always makes mistakes, and she kisses her when she makes a mistake. At this time, she leans in and touches the water, which just relieves Boss Bian's unreasonable anger.

"Oh, don't think it's over after just one kiss. We have to hold a family meeting tonight. You wait, you wait." Bian Hexuan had wanted to hold this meeting a long time ago, and he was glad that he found out early.The parent meeting at the end of the term had a lot of arrangements, and Liu Xiang couldn't handle it by herself.

"Oh." After Liu Xiang said this, her complexion dimmed at a visible speed, but no matter how dark it was, it was not as dark as a dog's egg.When Eggy, who was full of joy and anticipation for Xiang's father, saw Bian Hexuan, the smile on her little face collapsed completely.

"Father... why are you here?" Eggy looked at Dad Xiang, then at Uncle Zuo, "Huh? Why is Little Putao here too?"

"Huh, what? I'll settle accounts with you when I go back tonight! I've learned how to fight at such a young age!" Bian Hexuan arranged for the adults, and prepared to hold a parent-teacher meeting for the younger ones. "You're still fighting with the squad leader, so you know how to pick heads, right?"

"Brother, don't beat me up, don't beat me up." Liu Xiang murmured tightly behind, "Don't beat me up, Eggy is still young, he will be reasonable when he grows up."

"Brother will definitely not beat you at school, we'll talk about it when we get home. You get in the car and rest, you probably won't finish it in an hour." Bian Hexuan looked at his watch, pulled his son's dog's paw, "Let's go."

Eggy waved goodbye to Dad Xiang reluctantly, looked at Little Putao a few more times, and walked towards the teaching building dejectedly. "Father, how do you know?"

"I have great powers, can you still fool me?" Bian Hexuan put off the business, turned his mobile phone to silent, and prepared to hold a parent-teacher meeting.I used to be alone, but now I have a sweet burden.

Seeing his uncle gone, Little Putao changed from the ostrich pose back to a child, and slid down Liu Xiang's thigh. "Father Xiang, I want to pee again."

"Didn't you go there just now?" Mi Xiaozuo didn't know what was going on, squatting down to lift up the children's pants.He has never taken care of children. He saw Liu Xiang busy and realized that this job is more tiring than that of a nurse. He is really tired.

What's more, the job of parents has no salary yet, and they are online 24 hours a day.

"I can't hold back, I always want to go to the toilet." Little Putao replied sweetly.

Mi Xiaozuo looked up at Liu Xiang: "Why?"

"I took him to the hospital for an examination, and the doctor said that it was not pathological. He also had a routine urine test, and there was no infection. He has no problems at all." Liu Xiang has rich nursing experience and knows that only psychological problems remain.

"That's it...it's okay, let's go to the bathroom. I just want to pee too." Mi Xiaozuo deliberately said in a childish tone, "I wanted to pee once, but I was caught when I entered the toilet." Someone pulled it out and said I was a big girl with long hair."

Little Putao didn't want others to know that she had something wrong with her, so she was very shy. When she heard that the long-haired uncle was being treated as a girl, she smiled again.

The smile continued until I returned to Xiang's father's house.

"You are writing the inspection in the house, dad and your dad are going to have a meeting!" Bian Hexuan was so angry that he didn't know who Goudan learned from, and he didn't want to take the school bus after school, so he blocked the class monitor in the toilet and had a fight .Now he wants to lower the fire first and concentrate on dealing with the adults.

At least the adults know how to coax people, the dog has a stubborn temper, and he doesn't speak all the way after asking, so the green smoke above Mr. Bian's head rekindled.

Liu Goudan sat in his room, took out the paper and pen in a lifeless manner, and wrote the inspection first.But no matter how I thought about it, I couldn't write any more, so I just sat on the carpet and sulked.

Pat, clack, the sound of a series of little feet stepping on the floor, stopped at his door. "Brother Dandan, can I come into your room?"

"Oh, come in." Eggy was extremely frustrated, still hungry, and didn't bother to open the door.

Little Putao was in the study just now, but Dad Xiang was called away by his uncle.There was no one in the room, so I didn't feel used to being alone. "Then I'm in."

"I didn't say no to enter, why don't you wear slippers?" Eggy glanced at him, but luckily the room was covered with carpets, so he continued to compete with the white paper.

A full fruit box was pushed over. "Are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry. I'm already a primary school student. It's okay to miss a meal." Goudan took up the posture of the first grader and put on a show.

Seeing that he didn't want to eat it, Little Putao also took out the senbei given by the long-haired uncle. "Yeah, there are salty crackers, do you want to eat them?"

"You eat, I'm not hungry." Eggy smacked her lips, not looking.

"Then..." Xiao Putao ate snacks all the way, and it's already 7 o'clock, how can people not be hungry, so he peeled off the senbei and handed it to the person's mouth, "Then take a bite, I will count on you to eat , it’s not that you want to eat, okay?”

Eggy didn't write a word for a long time, and a delicious senbei was handed over, ahhh, he bit it down.I can't hold back the examination, let's talk after eating.

"Thank you, little putao." Goudan killed a piece of senbei with two bites, and felt that he was better than himself, and he would definitely not fight and cause trouble.