If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang quickly poked Bian Hexuan on the face: "Brother, don't be angry, Eggy didn't mean to lie to you. He didn't."

Bian Hexuan sneered and took out the certificate issued by the teacher. "Don't be angry? Can't you be angry! You can help him lie to me. I thought it was elementary school students playing around. How dare our son block the monitor after school. How old is he? gone?"

Even he didn't know how to circle people until he was in junior high school, Bian Hexuan wondered, who will this kid follow.

"It's wrong to hit someone. He should write an inspection." Liu Xiang was also anxious. After the elder brother's parent-teacher meeting, his face was full of dark clouds, saying that he was left alone in the end.It turned out that Eggy had fought with the squad leader more than once. The first few times, you hit me and I hit you. Finally, it really broke out. The biggest wound on her leg was not from kicking a ball, but from two people on the ground. Rolled around.

"Do you think he has the attitude of writing examinations? He's even worse than I am." Bian Hexuan took the final test paper again, "One yard counts for one yard, and our son took the first place in the class. The teacher's praise, it seems that IQ is random. Me. But if you study well, you can’t hit people blindly, it’s not up to me.”

Liu Xiang put away the certificate and cherished it very much. "This is Dandan's first award certificate. Take it home tomorrow and show it to Uncle Meng. Brother, don't be angry, he is still young and will understand."

"Don't worry, he's already sensible." Bian Hexuan nodded Liu Xiang's forehead, "It's just you, you dote on the child. If you don't teach him now, what should you do if you get used to fighting in the future? It's so dangerous."

"Discipline, but big brother, don't hit your balls, okay?"

"Do you dare to beat him? Uncle Meng loves him like he is at the root of his life." Bian Hexuan finally laid his hands on the back of the neck, which he had coveted for a long time, and picked it up, but did not move.

Liu Xiang felt a sudden pain in the back of her neck, and glanced sadly: "Brother, why are you dragging me?"

"Next time you keep being a douchebag, brother will grab the back of your fate!" Bian Hexuan twisted his fingers. If his own son might be beaten, the child himself is pitiful, so he can't do it. "Usually how much do you do?" It’s okay to hurt him, but you can’t help him lie to me! How old were you when you learned to lie? You didn’t until you were almost 18, and he didn’t know it until he was 8 years old, and he still lied to me for such a big thing! You also write the inspection together!"

"Brother, I don't write, why are you like this? I didn't cheat."

"I didn't cheat because I'm shrewd. Now explain it carefully. How did you two discuss cheating me? When did you start?" Bian Hexuan sat on the bed and patted the side, "Come here! Explain everything clearly Don't say a word, no one should eat tonight."

Liu Xiang reluctantly went to sit there, most afraid that no one would eat.It's already this time, watch the news broadcast immediately, Eggy must be very hungry. "Brother, I'm here, and I'll say everything. Don't be angry, can't I be the best in the world with you?"

Bian Hexuan pressed the Jingming acupoint, awesome, who will say that his daughter-in-law tried foolishly in the future, how good at coaxing people, so fucking cute.

"Do you still have senbei?" Eggy thinks that Little Putao is very interesting, and it looks like a treasure chest in his pocket.

"Yes, that long-haired uncle, please don't starve me." At first, I came here because I didn't dare to stay alone in the big house. I gave the senbei because I lived in someone else's house and borrowed someone else's father. He still wears his clothes, and there are some pleasing thoughts in it.Now he has made friends after chatting for a while, and Xiao Putao feels that he is not very scary.

Goudan ate a few pieces of senbei and milk candy, and was still hungry. "That's Uncle Zuo. Has his hair grown? He eats snacks cutely and likes small toys."

"Little Uncle Zuo...his hair is so long, longer than Mama Wang's hair." Little Putao continued to rummage through the pockets, returned three senbei, and took out all of them.

"Are you a robot cat?" Goudan smiled when he saw it, and he was really full after eating.

"Because your clothes are too big, Dad Xiang made them for me." Putao put on a hoodie, and put her hand into the hat, and sure enough, "I also have them in my hat, take it yourself, I can't reach it."

"Why are you still putting it in a hat?" Eggy guessed that it must have been put on by Uncle Zuo.

"I don't know. I went to see the playground today. Your school is really big." Little Putao didn't know what was in the hat, but when she took it out, she found it was a cotton lollipop. She straightened the hat by herself, and said enviously: "Your house is also big."

A small piece of marshmallow was torn off, and Goudan gave it to Little Putao: "Eat it, actually... well, I was adopted, and Xiang's father is not my father, and my father is not my father. You eat, tonight It is estimated that everyone has nothing to eat, and my father will be like this when he is angry. But don't be afraid of him, he just likes to scare people."

The two sat cross-legged facing each other, and the envy in Little Putao's eyes disappeared instantly.He is not envious of the big family. "Oh...you too, the same as me?"

"Yeah, but I don't remember anything from the past, you eat." Eggy ate so fast that he didn't move a bite, and the cotton candy in his hand went into his stomach, "My name has also been changed, Dad said, You must clearly understand the truth of being a human being, so I named him Liu Mingzhi. What about you?"

"Mother Wang said that I came here on Happy Children's Day, so I am called Wang Letong. I like eating grapes very much." Xiao Putao laughed, her nose wrinkled, and the little bit of fear that she was originally had disappeared.After arguing for a long time, both of them are the same.

"Happy Children's Day? Your birthday is in June? Then I'm half a year older than you."

"No, my birthday is in December. Ms. Wang said I was half a year old." Little Putao was not hungry, probably because she didn't want to disappoint others, so she forced it into her mouth, "Why did you write an inspection?"

"Because I got into a fight at school, my classmates sued the teacher." Liu Goudan was not convinced.

"Why do you fight? I never fight. Brother Dandan, why do you wear braids? Are you the fifth elder brother?" Seeing that the family members are in a bad mood, Xiao Putao began to make people happy.

Eggy said: "If you don't like it, don't force it... I'm not the fifth elder brother. My grandpa Meng asked me to keep it. I was sick before. Grandpa Meng said that keeping a pigtail would make me healthy."

"Really? I should have known that I also had pigtails when I was a child."

A small child, with a childish face, said that when he was a child, even his balls felt disobedient: "Hey hey hey, you are only 7 years old, why did you have a child, you can't say it until you go to elementary school. When I was a child."

"Yeah, brother Dandan, you know a lot." Little Putao hasn't gone to school yet, no matter how young she is, it seems that the two are different.

"You will go to school next year, and you know a lot." Dandan got up and moved her schoolbag, which was so heavy that she couldn't move it. "Do you want to read? Mathematics, Chinese and English, these three books are the heaviest. But I don't like reading. It would be great if I could play football every day."

"Don't like reading? Kexiang's father said that you are number one." Xiao Putao grabbed the corner of the book, opened it, and found that it was full of horizontal lines.

"If you don't like reading, you don't like it. I have to work hard and repay them well in the future." Eggy glanced at him, flipping through a math book.

Little Putao couldn't understand: "What is this?"

Goudan brought over the pen and paper that he was going to write the inspection just now. "This one is application questions. Application questions mean that the questions in life are the most difficult questions. If you want to learn, I will tell you in advance. In the future, you will also take the first place in the exam. It is quite simple. "

Little Putao shook her head: "I don't know, you are already in the first grade, and I haven't taken any classes."

"That's right, you haven't entered school yet." Goudan's little black face couldn't hide his happiness, watching Little Putao's grape-like eyes staring at him intently, hey, hey, I'm very happy, "When you enter the first grade , There are 1 classes in the morning in the first half of the semester, and the second half of the semester is the same as the second grade, with 3 classes in the morning, 2 classes in the afternoon, and extracurricular group activities.”

Little Putao still looked at him intently, but her heart was pounding.As the snare drum was beating, my stomach started to feel sore and swollen, and I wanted to go to the toilet.

"Dog!" Bian Hexuan pushed the door lightly, seeing that his son not only failed to write the inspection, but also stood showing off his might, "Come with Dad."

"Hey, dad, I'm here." Eggy obediently put down her pen.

After being criticized, Liu Xiang walked in through the door with a pen in her hand. "Eggy, go and tell Big Brother, Dad is going to write the inspection in your room, and cook for you after finishing."

"Write the inspection carefully, brother is going to educate Goudan." Bian Hexuan waved to his son and greeted Er Gou, seeing a little boy huddled in the room, "If he is hungry, you can find him something to eat , Brother hurry up and finish, let's eat quickly."

Holding a pen and paper, Liu Xiang was asked to write an inspection for the first time, and said aggrievedly: "Then brother, hurry up, don't take too long."

"You write well." Bian Hexuan closed the door, caught Goudan by the nape of his neck unexpectedly, and pinched him.

"Father, I know I was wrong, it was wrong to fight, and I will never cut him again." Eggy felt as if she was about to be picked up, and her speed of admitting her mistakes was only faster than Liu Xiang.

Bian Hexuan is sometimes very helpless, the child is not an adult, and it is not acceptable to talk about it lightly or seriously.But Dr. Liang said that no matter how young children are, they have independent personalities. They should be respected and not wronged.He had tasted the feeling of being wronged when he was a child, tsk, it was so uncomfortable, and he has never forgotten it until now.

"Let's talk about the grades first." Bian Hexuan lowered his voice a lot, "It's amazing to be able to take the first place in the exam, the first in the class, and the second in the whole grade!"

Goudan opened his mouth wide in surprise, but he didn't expect to be praised.

"When I was in school, I also took the first place in the test, and it was awesome." Well, the stable bottom one is also a technical job.

"Father, you are so awesome, I really know that I was wrong." Goudan's heart was full of twists and turns, if he came up and was scolded, he might not feel so uncomfortable.

"But don't fight with others. If you have a situation, go to the teacher first. How can you cut him casually? If you don't want to talk to the teacher, you can tell your family that it's wrong to fight casually. What if you can't beat him? Why don't you just get beaten?" Well, it’s really unnecessary.” Bian Hexuan’s arrogance had already been wiped out by his daughter-in-law, and now he asked inquiringly, “Tell me first, why did you do it?”

Eggy kept his mouth shut all the way, and now he couldn't bear the dog's daddy's warm offensive, and forced his loyalty: "Because he bullied his classmates, several children in the class were isolated. Dad, do you know what isolation is? Who is it?" I don’t play with this person, and I don’t skip rope with this person in physical education class. I said he, he said he is the monitor and can control us.”

Bian Hexuan never thought that Goudan was a naughty brat, and he guessed that there must be a reason for the fight. "Yo, then he's not a real person, he's only playing bureaucracy in the first grade."

"What is bureaucracy, Dad?" Eggy asked.

"You'll understand when you grow up." Bian Hexuan slapped his son's head and rubbed it back and forth in his hair, "Talk to the teacher first about this kind of thing. You want to help your classmates. If you stop cooking now, not only will you not have trouble Set an example for your classmates and get criticized, and your legs are broken, right?"

"Father, aren't you going to beat me?" Eggy asked in a low voice, just now she thought she was going to be beaten.

"I want to beat you up, my palms are itching right now." Boss Bian smacked his son's forehead with a backhand, condescendingly, "But your father Xiang stopped me, so today is not the account. I didn't hit you last time to vent my anger , is to make you remember, you can’t beat people casually, it’s the same as you can’t remove other people’s chairs casually. Besides, Dad Xiang’s reaction is slow, so he can’t play this kind of prank with you. You are still young, if you have any problems at school, you can find them immediately teacher."

As soon as he heard that he was not going to be beaten, Eggy immediately relaxed, a little like asking for information. "Father, have you scolded Xiang's father?"

"If you don't scold, you just criticize. He's so used to you, don't say no!" Bian Hexuan's anger is all here, "For example, today, the little one at home didn't eat a serious meal, and ate snacks from morning to night Oh, well, I can't stop worrying about it."

Goudan hurriedly said, "He's not called Xiaobudianer, he's called Xiaoputao. Daddy, are you hungry? I have senbei here."

"Bring it." Bian Hexuan stretched out his hand coldly, and with a movement of his fingers, three complete senbei were handed in, "Look at your father Xiang, he is very sensible, cute, and much more obedient than you. Don't you want to eat it? No I ate it all!"

"You eat, I'm full." Dandan wiped his mouth like a wild boy, and worried again, "Will Daddy Kexiang be sad? I did something wrong, and he was criticized and checked."

"Your old man knows, how can you really say that people are sad! You see, he will definitely come over when he can't hold back for a while, and I will listen to whatever I say. He can't leave me at all, try to leave for a while It’s very painful.” Boss Bian stuffed two pieces as soon as he stuffed it, biting it loudly, waiting for his daughter-in-law to come and admit his mistake.

"Father Xiang, are you writing the inspection?" After going to the toilet, Xiao Putao watched the adults make gestures on the paper.

"Father Xiang drew you an old man Ding, look." Liu Xiang drew very skillfully, "An old man Ding, I will lend you two balls."