If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

What's wrong?Is it because I don't understand what a dick is, or do I feel that I am not big?Bian Hexuan, with a straight face, fell into deep thought in front of the toilet.

Seeing that her elder brother was not peeing, Liu Xiang blinked innocently: "Brother, where is your pee?"

"Xiangxiang, what's the name of this big thing you're holding in your hand?" Bian Hexuan wanted to eat tofu, resting his chin on Liu Xiang's right shoulder, not forgetting to emphasize the big character.The skin care lotion used is baby noodles, which has a coconut milk flavor, but it is not against the harmony of Liu Xiang, who is 182, and it is very fragrant.

Really fragrant.

Liu Xiang had a look of disbelief: "This... Brother, don't you know? This is a little chicken!"

Chicken... have you ever seen a chicken this big?The expression on Bian Hexuan's face was wonderful in an instant.

"Then what do you think, big brother's dick is big?"

Bah bah bah!Boss Bian made himself sick to death when he said it, playing a hooligan like a comedian!Slight mental retardation is indeed contagious and poisonous!

Liu Xiang's stupidity can be described as being serious. If you don't understand something, you have to think about it seriously.The elder brother asked him if the chick was big, and Liu Xiang stared at the thing in his hand, imagining how big it was, and measured it with the mouth of a tiger.

"Brother, I think your dick is quite big." After Liu Xiang finished imagining it, she punched Bian Hexuan in the face and kissed him with just a pout. Big dick.

Bian Hexuan didn't expect the fool to really think about this, so he stretched out a finger and pulled Liu Xiang's earlobe.Few people know Bian Hexuan's preferences, and Liu Xiang doesn't know this either.A celebrity said that people spend their whole lives looking for fragments of childhood, and Bian Hexuan has no education, but he remembers this sentence verbatim.

Bian Hexuan, 32 years old and 188 years old, likes to smell the baby's face and Liushen toilet water.The former is a luxury that he had no money to buy when he was a child, and the latter is an expensive item that he is reluctant to use when he goes to Guangzhou.Now that he is rich, he knows how to wear Armani and Hermès, and which series is the most high-end and which series can be pretentious, but he doesn't think those two are as good as any perfume.

Liu Xiang gave Bian Hexuan a majestic opportunity to smell him with his baby face.

"Really? How big is it?" The piece of meat on the neck is really delicious.

"Like a half-year-old mule, the big brother is really big." Liu Xiang said, without knowing it, he measured it inside, opened the tiger's mouth, and compared it with his middle finger and thumb.Bian Hexuan felt that his dick would swell if he watched it any longer.

It's really about to swell.

"All right, all right, you still know how big a half-year-old mule is, and it can kill you. Close your eyes!" He would be very annoyed when things didn't develop according to the script written by Bian Hexuan.Liu Xiang stared at him, he realized that he couldn't urinate, and he had to close his eyes, so he shivered and solved it with a splash.

When the sound of the water stopped, Liu Xiang opened his eyes by himself: "Brother finished urinating? I'll give him a shake." He treated Bian Hexuan the same way he takes care of patients with hemiplegia, picked it up and shook it twice, and wiped his brother with a wet tissue , and then close the toilet lid to flush.

There was a sudden soreness in his chest, which froze Bian Hexuan.

No one has ever taken care of Bian Hexuan like this.Even if he was beaten by the neighbors when he was a child, Sister Bian never coaxed him.

Sister Bian only gave him medicine and taught him that whoever hits you, you hit back.As long as you don't hit the vital point, grab one and hit it hard.The teenage Bian Hexuan listened and followed suit. When someone surrounded him to bully him, he grabbed one and pushed it to the ground, beating only this one.

Sure enough, when those people came to bully him again, the one who beat him hard last time would not be there anymore.From that day on, Bian Hexuan learned to bear the pain, so many people beat him, how can he not be hurt.But he resisted not fighting back, and concentrated on dealing with the one in his hand. Every time he was beaten black and blue, but the next time, there was one less person who bullied him.

A dozen or so brats were scared by Bian Hexuan's punch after punch in the end.After a year, Bian Hexuan became the king of children, covering them, and other alleys bullied his brothers, and he still dealt with them alone, one by one, and beat them hard.

When he returned home after the beating, the pain under his ribs made him unable to get up.

Bian Hexuan doesn't blame his own mother, the boy is skinny, he forgets when the pain is over.Suffering from pain, Bian Hexuan also forgot that he is a person who can feel pain.In this operation, on the first night when the anesthesia wore off, neither the pain pump nor the painkiller tablets were used.Children who are not coaxed don't cry out for pain, they are probably like Bian Hexuan.

Liu Xiang pulled up the underwear for the elder brother, and lifted up the hospital gown. Seeing that the elder brother was in a daze, she panicked: "Is it, does it hurt? I, I will push the elder brother to take a film! Let's find a doctor!" He couldn't speak well, and even choked on his saliva, Liu Xiang carried his elder brother to the hospital bed, and suddenly someone touched a lot of his slippery hair.

Bian Hexuan was disgusted by the soreness in his chest, and he touched the fool, and it seemed that the soreness was not so great.

"Brother?" Liu Xiang didn't understand what the elder brother was doing touching her. Is there something on top of her head?

"It's okay, help me sit in the wheelchair and go to take pictures."

"Hey, don't move, big brother, I'm going to wash my hands."

The purpose of filming is to observe the degree of bone healing. On the second floor of the main building of the hospital, you have to walk a long corridor and squeeze the elevator.Hospital elevators are different from residential elevators. They are spacious and deep inside, and can accommodate a hospital bed and a circle of people.

Bian Hexuan had never been in a wheelchair before, and for the first time, when he was walking down the corridor, the sour touch just now was all fucking called Liu Xiang to Huo Huoguang.

This idiot is so fucking good at saying hello and laughing at everyone.When a nurse sees a patient, she naturally nods politely and says hello, especially to Mr. Bian.

Most of Bian Hexuan's genes are inherited from his mother's. He has high hip bones and extremely long legs. He is also 188, and his legs look short when standing next to him.This is because Bian Hexuan has had a small advantage since he was in school. He is very good at kicking people during fights. He kicked others before they stretched out their hands.Later, more people wanted to beat up Bian Hexuan, and they learned how to beat Bian Hexuan. They knew that to beat Bian Hexuan was either done by several people together, or they just copied guys.One-on-one hand-to-hand combat is quite a disadvantage.

You can't curl your legs in a wheelchair, Bian Hexuan's left leg stretches straight out like a cannon, coupled with that seductive face, four big characters, flaunting the market.

"Hello, sister!" Liu Xiang didn't know which little nurse to greet, and Bian Hexuan covered his face with his hands, never in his life was he so embarrassing.

Hospital elevators are probably the most crowded elevators in the world. They are always overloaded, waiting for wave after wave, and every time the door opens, it is full.Bian Hexuan was going to the second floor, but he couldn't squeeze too much inside, so he let others go first.Twenty minutes later, he was still there.

"Come on, let's go to the stairs, don't squeeze the elevator!" Except for work and hooking up, Bian Hexuan is not very patient.

Liu Xiang has experience as a nurse, and knew that if she missed the time set by the doctor, she would not be able to jump in the queue. She was so anxious that her nose was sweating: "Brother can't walk up the stairs, just wait a little longer, I will definitely be able to go up next time."

"Tell you to take the stairs, I don't understand!" Bian Hexuan was irritated, annoyed by the fool who greeted people everywhere without winking, annoyed by his stupid smirk, annoyed that those people saw through Liu Xiang's subtle eyes in a second, and even became annoyed. Liu Xiang spoke.If he doesn't speak, no one will know that he is a fool!

Liu Xiang was yelled at, and she dared not speak anymore, so she pushed her elder brother to the stairs.After fixing the brake of the wheelchair, he helped Bian Hexuan up without any grudge: "Brother, don't move, I will push the wheelchair to the hall."

"Why do you push the hall?" Bian Hexuan felt that he was terribly annoyed because he didn't smoke today.

"Put it here, block the way!" Liu Xiang's face was full of disbelief again, exactly the same as when she told Bian Hexuan that the girl was called Xiaojier.He felt that the elder brother was really pitiful, he didn't even know what the little chicken was called, and told the elder brother to wait for him alone, so he was worried.Pushing the wheelchair to the lobby with three steps and three turns, and then running back quickly, Liu Xiang skillfully got under Bian Hexuan's left arm, lifted half of his body, stabilized his waist, and became Siamese twins again.

Just because of a wheelchair, he was thrown to the stairs, Bian Hexuan pressed him with his body, deliberately: "Brother, is it sinking?"

"Not sinking, not sinking, I'm tall." Liu Xiang moved up a step and then stopped, very good at leading people up the stairs, bangs dangling in front of his eyes, reminding Bian Hexuan of the Great White Pagoda in Beihai Park, which is tall and clean: " If it weren't for the big brother's inability to bend his legs, I could carry you on my back!"

"So awesome?" Looking at that face, Bian Hexuan didn't want to bully anyone anymore.As a typical visual animal, people who are pleasing to the eye can do anything.He stopped pressing Liu Xiang, and moved quickly at once. The fool smiled and asked him for credit, and the lying silkworm made people want to touch it.

"I'll just say that I'm tall, I can do it, and I'll be there in a few steps. Brother, bear with it."

Bian Hexuan snorted, thinking he was just playing with a fool.

There were still 5 or 6 steps to go. The door of the second floor staircase was knocked open, and several people rushed out, surrounded by a person in the middle.Bian Hexuan glanced at the sound, "Fuck, I'm going to faint."

If you want to talk about Bian Hexuan's weaknesses, one is cheating him out of money and using his capital, the other is cheating the people around him, and the other is getting dizzy.It was quite surprising, no one in the company would have expected that Boss Bian would become cowardly when he saw blood.

"Brother, what's the matter with you!" Although Liu Xiang has limited intelligence, she has been in this business for a long time and can read the patient's face.Bian Hexuan's face was like a faded piece of cloth, and the arms on Liu Xiang's shoulders were so weak that even a fool could see that something was wrong.

"It's okay, you hold me and let me lean on you." Bian Hexuan was very dizzy, and a dozen people chased him and beat him without any fear, but if a pot of chicken blood was poured over, Bian Hexuan would just kneel down.

Liu Xiang didn't have the concept of bloodsickness yet, so she was anxious to call a doctor.Brother, what's the matter?Is your leg hurting?

"Don't be afraid, brother! I'll call the doctor!"

"It's okay, you hug me, brother, just hold on for a while, don't move, just hold on for a while." Speaking weakly, Bian Hexuan twisted his body, and faced Liu Xiang face to face, he suddenly felt at ease, and hugged him tightly , as if folded on Liu Xiang.

Baby noodles, coconut milk flavor.It smells so good, I want to eat it.

When Liu Xiang heard this, she became anxious.Hearing that his elder brother said he wanted to hug him, he immediately stood up straight. With a figure of 182 like a pole, his cheeks were flushed with anxiety, and he looked around.The elder brother is hiding from people, he can feel it.Who scared the eldest brother?Who?Can you fight him off yourself?Can you beat it?He was anxious when he couldn't figure it out, hating himself for not being smart enough, really hating.What is the big brother trying to hide?What is it exactly?

Liu Xiang, who is slightly mentally handicapped, can't understand haemosickness, and no one has ever told him about the disease.In his intellectual world, he would never find the blood man slowly passing behind him.

Bian Hexuan went to a psychiatrist, and the doctor said that bloodsickness is mostly related to family or traumatic experiences, or inner anxiety.Feeling palpitations after a while.He embraced Liu Xiang, thankful that the fool is tall, and while waiting for the heartbeat to slow down, he inhaled the baby's face as pure oxygen.

"Let's go." After resting for less than 10 minutes, Bian Hexuan felt his legs regain strength.

Liu Xiang hummed hard, supported him, and walked the last few steps.But Bian Hexuan's word "um" sounds very problematic.

There is a nasal sound.

Sure enough, Bian Hexuan turned his face to look, wow, the idiot is crying, and he doesn't know how to sniff his nose, what a fool!Is this because his bloodsickness made him cry?No way, can this mother cry?

He has blood-sickness, not sepsis, so why did he cry?

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