If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

"Are you fucking stupid? You're fucking Liu Xiang!" Even Liu Xiang is smarter than you, but Gu Yi didn't say this.

"The last time, the last time. Don't let Brother Xuan know!" Mi Xiaozuo pushed his glasses and muttered softly, "The whole family has been sitting at my house for several months, and they all begged for this... ...But I told them, it's really the last time, don't ask me for anything in the future, I have no money."

"Did you really say that?" Gu Yi's voice dropped by half in an instant, feeling that he just yelled at Xiao Zuozhen's mother-in-law's grandson, and his family bullied him, and he yelled at him.

Mi Xiaozuo nodded fiercely with a spicy stick in his mouth: "To be honest, my dad also told me to go home for a blind date next weekend."

"Blind dates are useful." Gu Yi's voice suddenly became softer, very shabby, like the time when the three of them had no money.

"Just take a look, she's a flight attendant, so she doesn't necessarily like me. I'm too old, and I haven't even held my girlfriend's hand. The family is anxious, and I am also anxious." Mi Xiaozuo touched Gu Yi The round inch is like touching a younger brother, like a big brother who loves his younger brother very much, "Be obedient, don't talk to Brother Xuan. Oh, why don't you think I am tall? You were not as tall as me when you were in technical secondary school , how come the stamina is so strong, even taller than Brother Xuan."

"What's wrong with the stewardess, can you be taller than me?"

Gu Yi snorted, and his shoulders slumped down, so that Mi Xiaozuo could touch his head.He, Mi Xiaozuo, and Bian Hexuan lived in the same dormitory when they were in technical secondary school. They are not majors, so they are quite familiar with each other.At that time, Bian Hexuan was quite tall, with long legs, narrow waist and broad shoulders. He had a righteous personality and was very good at fighting. The little girl who majored in secretarial affairs always sent love letters.Mi Xiaozuo has several nicknames, namely Little Blind Man and Little Lady, and he is always bullied by others, and Brother Xuan covers him up.But Gu Yi hasn't grown up yet, he's only 170, and he doesn't talk much, so he has no sense of presence.

That day, Bian Hexuan was mysterious in the dormitory, and said, "Damn, I don't want to study anymore. I saved a few hundred yuan and went to Guangzhou. Who wants to go with me?" The dormitory for 6 people was completely silent, and Bian Hexuan was frightened by his courage.Bian Hexuan thought no one would answer, and turned to leave, but Gu Yi jumped down from the upper bunk and said, Brother Xuan, take me with you.

Gu Yi, who comes from a poor family, wants to fight with Bian Hexuan to find a way out.

Mi Xiaozuo was a year older than the two of them, and started rubbing his eyes at that time, saying, I only have 50 food expenses, is it enough to go to Guangzhou?

"Thinking about that time, you didn't eat any delicacies from mountains and seas. My good guy, why did you grow so tall." Mi Xiaozuo was still tangled, "I ate the most, but I didn't grow up."

"That's right, brother Xuan brought us two, and shared a bowl of instant noodles between three people. You eat noodles, I drink soup, and he chews the seasoning packet by himself. Brother Xuan is so fucking righteous. Here you are." Gu Yi gave Mi Xiaozuo Twist a bottle of water. When he was short, he called Mi Xiaozuo brother, but when he grew taller, he stopped calling.Mi Xiaozuo complained for a long time, tricked 190 Gu Yi into calling him brother, but he just couldn't trick him.

"Didn't you buy milk tea?" Mi Xiaozuo took a sip, thinking it was tasteless, thinking about the hospital, he felt a little guilty, "Hey, you said I asked someone like Liu Xiang to come here, did you... I hurt him gone?"

Gu Yi guessed that Mi Xiaozuo was worried about this, and said with a heavy heart: "Oh, let's see how he is. But how can he be a fool, brother Xuan won't do it?"

"But if he doesn't like it, brother Xuan will really do it. This... is this considered a crime?"

"Brother Xuan has been wandering around for so many years, which one do you see that you don't like?" Gu Yi got to the point, "He has that ability, I would like to do this kind of thing, Liu Xiang wants to be happy No, no one else."

Mi Xiao's left eye was tired, so he took off the frame and squinted in a daze: "I hope we both think too much. That's right, Brother Xuan likes smart people, and he doesn't like those who react slowly."

"That's right, he can figure out a little nurse whose background is unclear. Besides, Brother Xuan just asked you to get him some clothes. That's because he's having a fit. He doesn't even wear anything for the company's front desk and the security guards in the community." I want to take care of it." Gu Yi always thought that Mi Xiaozuo would be a sugar figure if he took off his glasses, and it was suitable to be put in the display cabinet, so as not to be broken by others.

Mi Xiaozuo handed him the spicy strips, and Gu Yi took them naturally. It tasted like cumin in his mouth, giving him a sense of age.Mi Xiaozuo's phone rang again, but he didn't care. It was hard enough for the milk tea shop to pay the bill.It wasn't until Mi Xiaozuo hung up the phone unnaturally that Gu Yi realized that something was wrong.

"What's the matter? Whose phone is it?"

"Brother Xuan. Tell me to take Liu Xiang for a physical examination the day after tomorrow."

"He hasn't slept yet?" Gu Yi looked at his watch, "Didn't Liu Xiang have a health certificate?"

"He asked me to take Liu Xiang to do a full set, blood, urology...andrology and biochemistry." Mi Xiaozuo stared at Gu Yi, and the two looked at each other.

After a while, Mi Xiaozuo said, "Tell me, I'm resigning Liu Xiang now, do Brother Xuan agree?"

"No, don't let Brother Xuan get beaten to death again. Do you want to eat steamed stuffed buns? I bought them at 711 and they are still warm."

Bian Hexuan had a very comfortable life these days.

Although the plaster gauze is still worn, at least the pain of applying the medicine is no longer excruciating.My mother rented a house near the hospital and had soup every day.There is Houttuynia cordata in the soup, and it is given to fools to drink.

Also, the fool had a physical examination, the blood was clean, and there was no scrotitis, hemorrhoids or urinary system infection.The only fly in the ointment, there is a cavity in the back molar.Bian Hexuan asked Mi Xiaozuo to sign up as a dental specialist to find the best doctor, and he had a filling the next day, and a tooth cleaning by the way.

Liu Xiang naturally didn't know the inside story, and the anesthetic hadn't been returned when she returned to 301.He didn't understand why the older brother asked the little Zuo brother to take him to draw blood and test it again, but he understood that it was a physical examination, to check whether there was any disease in the body.Nursing workers have to be inspected every year, but this time the physical examination is different from the usual ones, and they have to... check those places.

He also took off his underpants for inspection.

When returning to 301, Liu Xiang looked like a big steaming steamed bun, with powder in the white and sweat in the powder.He hesitated, and only said it when he was asked urgently, and told his most trusted elder brother that his buttocks were opened for inspection, but he didn't know that the man in front of him was the culprit.

Bian Hexuan calmly comforted him, feeling the pleasure of doing evil in his heart.

When Mi Xiaozuo sent the man back, he had a complicated expression and a teasing tone. "Brother Xuan, he is stupid, please be more polite."

start?Bian Hexuan wanted to laugh, this is his fault for being dumb, right?With the words of the fool's mother, Liu Xiang really didn't do it just because he wanted to.The idiot mother left a golden bell cover for her son, just like the circle Sun Wukong drew for Tang Monk with a golden cudgel, keeping away monsters and ghosts, it's awesome.

A few days later, Bian Hexuan was able to use a wheelchair.He didn't care, but the fool was very happy and wanted to push him downstairs to bask in the sun.

Pushing a wheelchair is so much fun?Bian Hexuan was bored to death.

Every day before lunch, Bian Hexuan is in charge of official business. Mr. Bian now is no longer a small business peddler in the past. He is in the paint business. To be more specific, it is paint for high-speed rail.This is a road to eat the emperor's food, and it is very difficult to walk, but Bian Hexuan walked out with bare hands.I am afraid that only President Bian knows the hardships involved.

Checking email, frowning as he reads. I will go to Germany in June, will my legs be fine?While he was worrying, the pulley table suddenly shook, spilling the water on his side.

"Tsk! You fucking..." Boss Bian was annoyed and wanted to curse.

"I, I knocked... accidentally, I wanted to add hot water to my brother." Liu Xiang hugged the stainless steel thermos and dared not move.He knew that his eldest brother looked at the computer, the computer was very expensive, and the computer should not be wet.

Bian Hexuan looked down, and saw that the pulley was confiscated, and that's why he tripped over the idiot's leg.So long legs are not necessarily good, he knows very well that everything is easy to knock the legs.

"Find a place to sit on your own." Bian Hexuan scolded, seeing the fool holding the pot and going to find the sofa.

How silly.Bian Hexuan felt that he was in the way, and was so worried that he held the fixed frame of the table board, stretched his waist, and pushed the pulley that tripped his legs back to its original position.I didn't dare to move my legs, and the wound on my waist was excruciatingly painful.

This pulley is really fucking redundant.When Mr. Bian looked at it, he was very displeased.

"Brother, before 12 o'clock, I have to push you to take a film." Liu Xiang's voice was very soft.The eldest brother was busy for a while every morning, and he was busy with his own. He couldn't help it, peeked at it for a while, and then blushed until he exploded.

Liu Xiang didn't know how to describe the feeling of his face burning. He felt very hot and was about to explode.want to hide.

Bian Hexuan hummed again, and casually closed the notebook. "Have you finished your soup?"

Sister Bian delivered the soup in the morning and checked it in the evening. She couldn't finish it, and her tail bone was broken.

"It's over." Even the thermos was cleaned.Liu Xiang brought over the thermos bucket, opened it for the eldest brother to check. "Brother, can I ask you a question?"

"Ask what?" Having regained his sense of control, Bian Hexuan found fools very pleasing to the eye.

Liu Xiang knew that she was stupid, and was afraid that she would not be able to explain it clearly. When she was washing the dishes, she left one on purpose, wrapped it in a paper towel, held it in her palm, and carefully asked, "It's in the soup, it looks like a branch, what is it?"

"Which one? Take it closer and let me have a look." Bian Hexuan said, his heart to close the net became active again.From the sage mode of the company president to the mad dog's estrus, Mr. Bian switched in a second.

When that hand entered its reach, the octopus, waiting for an opportunity, took it down in one fell swoop, and sucked Liu Xiang's finger bones one by one, like a half-celestial being who touches the bones to tell fortunes.

"This is a traditional Chinese medicine. Chinese medicine is medicine. It's called Houttuynia cordata."

Liu Xiang got out of the habit after being anointed with oil, and she quite liked her elder brother touching his hands. She just tilted her head and thought about this sentence: "Houttuynia cordata? But...but I'm not sick, I don't need to take medicine. A few days ago I have a medical examination, and I have a health certificate."

He mistakenly thought that the eldest brother thought that he was in poor health, and the nurses were most taboo about getting sick, and being sick meant leaving the household.

"This is a tonic, do you understand? It is for the body. When the body is injured or hurts, drink Houttuynia cordata soup, and it will heal quickly. You can drink it even if you are not injured." Bian Hexuan is a good lover and has always been very gentle. Yes, suddenly he frowned, and the smile on his face froze, "How did you do it?"

On the index and middle fingers of the right hand, there were several swollen and shiny blisters.

"Picking water in the morning scalded me." Liu Xiang's hand was slightly cold, and the eldest brother was holding it hot, and he was reluctant to pull it back.

Liu Xiang's hands are so fucking beautiful, the precious thing in Bian Hexuan's eyes, he can't bear to be flawed, and his heart hurts when he sees the wound.

"Does it hurt? Little fool."

Bian Hexuan was stunned when he blurted out, and Liu Xiang was also stunned.

There is a word difference between a little fool and a fool, but there is a difference between affectionate and ruthless.Bian Hexuan was disgusted by the heartache in his words, and his stomach acid was about to reflux.He actually, actually told Liu Xiang that he was so nasty to a fool.But Liu Xiang was really stunned for a long time.

Fool, Liu Xiang has heard too much, but no one, with such a tone, such an expression, held his hand and called him a little fool.The eldest brother's expression seemed to be more serious than his own, but his hand had already stopped hurting, and now it seemed to be hurting again.A small character separated the sky and the earth, and even made Liu Xiang very happy to be a fool.

Little fool, little fool... Does big brother hurt him?Brother, is this hurting him?Liu Xiang hopes that her mother is still there, and she can understand anything she doesn't understand.Mom also thinks that elder brother is hurting him, right?Yes, big brother loves him, really loves him.

"It's not a fool." Liu Xiang corrected in a low voice, "It's a slight mental retardation."

Hearing the words "slight mental retardation", Bian Hexuan suddenly became cold from head to toe.He thought he was very funny, beyond reason.Is the fool's disease contagious?Poisonous, right?

"Well, help me to the toilet, and then go to take a film."

Like a man, standing up to pee, to put it simply, Bian Hexuan's left leg can't touch the ground at all.Liu Xiang was very tall, her shoulders supported him from under the armpit, and her right chest was pressed against Bian Hexuan's left chest, the two of them looked like conjoined twins.

Bian Hexuan pressed on the fool's shoulder, very firm.In the usual way that day, Liu Xiang said that there are many nurses in summer, and when there is no work, they go to a large supermarket to work part-time, unload goods from large trucks, do night shifts, 150 yuan a day, daily pay, and take care of meals.Bian Hexuan and Gu Yi also did that job, from 12 am to 5 am, basically non-stop.After work, I sweat like water all over my body.

Move the center of gravity to the right leg, not wanting to press the fool's shoulder.

"Brother, I'll hold it for you, you shush slowly, aim at it." Liu Xiang pulled Bian Hexuan's things out of his underwear, which was not easy to hold, and aimed at the blue toilet water.

"Let me blow the whistle for big brother, shh..." Liu Xiang pouted and whistled.

Bian Hexuan's feeling of being cold just now returned.The beautiful hand is holding it, and the four fingers are gathered together, and the grip is neither light nor heavy.Bian Hexuan felt that it was his left leg that was broken, not the middle one.

"Xiangxiang." Bian Hexuan narrowed his eyes and hugged him to his chest, "Do you think big brother's dick is big?"

Boss Bian has never lost a hooligan or something.

But he forgot, this time he picked a fool.

Liu Xiang blinked, tilted her head, and pierced Bian Hexuan's chest with a blow.

What's wrong?Is it because I don't understand what a dick is, or do I feel that I am not big?This was the first time he encountered such a situation, Bian Hexuan had a handsome face and fell into deep thought in front of the toilet.