If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

"Xiangxiang, did you say you can cook?" Bian Hexuan asked suddenly.

Liu Xiang is setting the table and chopsticks. Today, I will eat winter melon boiled meatballs and vinegar potato shreds. One is meat and the other is vegetarian. The staple food is white noodles. "Yeah, I learned to cook, but I didn't finish it."

Bian Hexuan remembered that the fool most wanted to be a little cook, probably because he didn't finish his studies and couldn't handle the big spoon, so he could only help the chef.At this time, Liu Xiang pushed the pulley dining cart to the bedside, moved the small table, and brought bowls and chopsticks to the eldest brother: "This is chicken meatballs. I don't want mutton. My eldest brother can eat it."

There were only a dozen or so meatballs, and the two men ate them separately. Bian Hexuan seemed to be playing a game, and gave you two with an iron spoon and one for me.He could tell that fools liked to eat meat.

"Here you go, it's too fucking unpalatable." Bian Hexuan pulled the shredded potatoes into the bowl, stirred them with chopsticks, and ate them as noodles without any taste.He has suffered and been hungry, and he is not picky about food, as long as he is full.

"Brother doesn't like meatballs?" Liu Xiang drank soup with a lunch box, her bangs were so long that she glanced at her.He could vaguely feel that it wasn't that the eldest brother didn't like meatballs, but that the meatballs were not tasty.

"The chicken is tasteless." Bian Hexuan ate quickly but very quietly, looked like a wild dog, and sounded like a gentleman.

Liu Xiang chewed a chicken ball, not only tasteless, but also not chewy, "Then what kind of meatball do you like to eat? I'm learning to cook, so I'll boil meatballs for you."

"What can you do with your brain?" Bian Hexuan asked casually, sucking on the noodles.

"As long as I don't serve in a big pot, I can cook from a small stove. My brother has a bone injury, so he should eat more ribs." Liu Xiang said, the flashlights in his eyes were working.As Bian Hexuan guessed, Liu Xiang didn't finish cooking, so he must know how to cook home-cooked dishes, and he also has knife skills, but he can't go to the big stove. Radish flowers or something.

"You still know quite a lot." Bian Hexuan was happy, and freed up a hand to stroke the idiot's bangs. The idiot raised his head and flashed him with a flashlight.

"I don't have a kitchen, so I can't make it for my elder brother. It would be great if there was a kitchen. I can boil pork and scallion balls for my elder brother. It's better than this." Liu Xiang looked around 301, which was a pity, but this ward is already better than he used to be. The environment in Shanghu is much better, and it is a blessing to think about it.

No kitchen?Do you really want to cook?Bian Hexuan wasn't sure if the fool really knew how to cook, but he really wanted to eat pork and scallion ball soup.

This is a dish that can't be put on the table, and better restaurants don't have this.Especially green onions, big sweet onions are not sold at high prices, but it is a very satisfying meat dish.Bian Hexuan remembered when he was chasing Liu Xiang, every time he invited Liu Xiang to dinner, he wished he could bathe in the incense, and the restaurants he chose were also private dishes, because Liu Xiang liked to eat vegetarian dishes.

A high-end vegetarian restaurant, it's fucking unpalatable.Bian Hexuan didn't even want to linger on that taste. It really tasted like a meat dish, but it was too bland, and the stuffing would be revealed after a few more chews.

"Come on, I'll see if I can find you a kitchen in a few days, and you can cook a small stove for me." Bian Hexuan said, for some reason, suddenly seeing the white ball in the fool's spoon was very envious, Before Liu Xiang moved his mouth, he swallowed it in one gulp.

Liu Xiang didn't eat the last meatball, moved her mouth, didn't say anything, looked up and found that her elder brother's eyes had turned into crooked bridges of laughter, so she reminded herself that next time I see Brother Gu Yi, I must tell him that elder brother should be more careful. Not fierce, the eldest brother smiled, very beautiful.

Several days have passed since Bian Yun found out about Mi Xiaozuo.

"Xiao Zuo's kid is just a boring gourd, and he doesn't like to talk about things." Bian Yun couldn't help but feel distressed as he peeled the mangosteen for his son, "Look at you guys, you either caused your family to trick you or got into a car accident. Let’s take a group trip to Mount Wutai to see if this year is a Tai Sui.”

"What is Tai Sui? I just found out that the money earned by Xiao Zuo was cheated by the family." Bian Hexuan opened his mouth and took the fruit fed by his mother.

Bian Yun saw that her son liked to eat, so she continued to peel it: "Then why don't you help? Where's Xiao Zuoren?"

"I have a fever and I'm lying at home. I was angry and cold for a day. I'm afraid that the fever will dissipate the evil fire. I won't be able to wake up in two weeks." Bian Hexuan grabbed a handful of hair and thought it was time to cut it. "Help me for sure. But this is not about beating his cousin. Who knows how to beat someone? Regardless of your son’s inability to get up, he can still send his cousin to the hospital with crutches. Gu Yi is also stupid, so he’s fucking face to face , just dropped a coffee pot? Why is this? Playing around and laying ambush on all sides? Beating people with a foreshadowing in advance?"

"Brother Xuan, I beg you. If you don't understand idioms, don't use them indiscriminately. Don't look at Gu Yi as tall and big. That kid is careful. He is afraid of scaring Xiao Zuo."

"Yeah, he's the one who is afraid of scaring Xiao Zuo, but I'm not." Bian Hexuan hummed inexplicably, "By the way, how is the house going?"

Bian Yun said: "It's very suitable. I chose a good one. You insist on letting Xiao Zuo arrange it for me, and you have to take care of the floor number. It's not me who has been with you for a long time. It's crazy.

"What's wrong with me?" Bian Hexuan asked, he really didn't think there was anything wrong with him.

"I don't care about anything, you have to force others to do what you want." Bian Yun was not polite at all. As soon as she entered the room today, she saw that the little nurse's luggage bag looked familiar, and it was replaced by a brand that her son liked. "You don't like it?" Yes, others can’t use it, tear up Liu Xiang’s admission ticket, confiscate his passport, and don’t even let him eat spicy food. If he wants to participate in the college reunion, you are as if you are going to die.”

"Aren't I doing it for his own good? Besides, I had arranged for him to do business with me at that time." Bian Hexuan argued.

"What if they don't want to do business? What if Liu Xiang wants to go abroad to study for a master's degree? How much pressure do you put on them!" Bian Yun is very beautiful, and even when she is angry, she often makes people unable to see the joys and sorrows." Let me tell you, Bian Hexuan, if you don't change your bad habits, you will die alone sooner or later, and you deserve to be green."

Bian Hexuan lazily raised his head, inherited his mother's three-point beauty, and narrowed his eyes vigorously: "I will die alone? Can I die alone? You gave birth to a son with such a wicked face, and you expect me to die alone?"

"Go away, shut up and rest." Bian Yun stuffed the unpeeled mangosteen into her son's mouth, and continued to talk, feeling a headache.

When Liu Xiang entered the house, she happened to see Bian Yun "slaying poison" on her son.

"Auntie, the knife you want is fast and easy to use." Liu Xiang didn't talk to Bian Yun a few times, so she knew it was the elder brother's real mother.The small stool I usually sit on was taken by my aunt, so I sat on the sofa by the window, with my two long legs neatly side by side.

Bian Yun liked such obedient boys, so she cut a few mangosteens with a knife and handed them to Liu Xiang to eat. "Taste Xiangxiang."

"Thank you, auntie." Liu Xiang took it first, and then looked at the elder brother's face.

"Eat it for you, no deductions from wages." Bian Hexuan already understood what Liu Xiang meant, he was afraid that he would deduct money if he ate something from his employer.

"Hey, thank you, auntie." This time it was really thanks, and she smiled at Bian Yun full of vitality, took a bite, and smacked the taste, "It's so sweet, this one, do you have something to eat?"

"Don't worry about his wicked stuff. Eat a few more. If you can't sleep well at night, you can rely on eating to make up for it." Bian Yun didn't know where Mi Xiaozuo dug up such a treasure. According to his son, people It's stupid, but the nurses are absolutely excellent. They just paid their first month's salary, and they were given an extra 2000 bonus.

The Chinese New Year is approaching, and the company is giving out year-end bonuses. Bian Hexuan feels a little sorry for not giving bonuses to fools.

"Brother, he..." After the salary was paid, Liu Xiang secretly brewed something, always pursed his lips and smiled from time to time, and said, "Brother is not wicked, he gave me money, a lot, and even gave me 2000 yuan more."

Bian Hexuan was gouged out by his mother, and he pleaded bitterly: "Don't think 2000 is too little, give too much, this idiot doesn't want it."

"It's not a fool, it's just a slight mental retardation." Liu Xiang slurped the mangosteen and mumbled back.

"By the way, Miss Bian!" Bian Hexuan said, "The house is settled, let's tidy up the kitchen too."

"Why? Your mother and I don't cook."

"He did it." Bian Hexuan tilted his head, as if he had already eaten pork and scallion balls.He remembered that the house that Sister Bian rented was just across the main street from the hospital, and if a fool went there during the day, it would only be a 10-minute walk.Can the slightly mentally handicapped recognize the way?If the mother can still lose it, it's really stupid.

Bian Yun didn't care, the rented house was very close, so he went straight to her, not afraid that Liu Xiang would get lost.Besides, she has also observed that Liu Xiang is not as stupid as her son said. He knows a lot, but his language skills cannot keep up.It's not impossible to let him cook during the day, at most, he should check first to see if he is really experienced, and stop burning the kitchen while no one is at home.

But for the first time, Bian Yun had to personally show the door.

After chatting for a while, Bian Yun had to go back to the company.Bian Hexuan's fracture was like a holiday, making others busy.Before leaving, Bian Yun and Liu Xiang made an appointment, and they will take him home to cook next time.

"What are you laughing at?" Bian Hexuan got out of bed by himself, lit a cigarette, held a cane in one hand to promote the return of venous blood in his lower limbs, and just bumped into the idiot who was going to send Sister Bian back.

I don't know what's wrong, the more Bian Hexuan looked at him smiling, the angrier he became, and he wanted to pinch his clean face.There's nothing wrong with fools.

"Auntie said that she will take me home to cook next time. Brother, Auntie is so kind to me." Liu Xiang came to help Bian Hexuan, and took him back and forth around the bed, like two big penguins, wobbling and wobbling .

Hey, I really don't have enough brains.Bian Hexuan smiled abruptly.The salary of the nursing staff does not include cooking, but is only responsible for taking care of people in the ward.Only an idiot like Liu Xiang would take jobs from him, and even give some money to others after being sold.

"Then cook well, I'm a picky eater, if it doesn't taste good, go back and cook again." Bian Hexuan said.With the stitches out of his leg, he wondered when he would take a hot shower.Now every night it is a fool who washes it for him, pours hot water into the washbasin, wipes his chest and back, and even washes his hair lying on the bedside.But always feel unhappy.

But considering that the thighs should not get wet, the difficulty factor of this pose is too high.

Liu Xiang was well supported at first, but suddenly stopped walking while walking.Bian Hexuan was half-closed to him, and he naturally felt that the fool had something to say.

"Why are you panting so fast?" Bian Hexuan couldn't bear others to lie to him, and asked him angrily.

"Brother, you..." Liu Xiang asked, and the two of them became one person, talking about the coconut milk flavor of the baby's noodles.

"Why? Say."

"Brother, I just want..." Liu Xiang seemed to have turned into a little dumb fish, swallowing two words, the tip of her nose was tickled by her own bangs, and she sneezed, "Brother, your cigarette After smoking, can you give me a sip?" The whole face flushed red to the neck.

Fuck, Bian Hexuan forgot about the idiot's addiction to cigarettes!