If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Fuck, Bian Hexuan forgot about the idiot's addiction to cigarettes!

Bian Hexuan did not expect Liu Xiang to smoke.Because his face is that of a freshman who has nothing to do with smoking and drinking.Plus he was a fool, Bian Hexuan couldn't imagine what Liu Xiang looked like with a cigarette in his mouth.

But he kept asking Bian Hexuan for a cigarette, and almost lay on Bian Hexuan's chest just to smell the smell.

I really want to pinch him.

"Do you want to smoke?" Bian Hexuan asked, joking with a smile, waiting for a good show.But suddenly it became awkward again.He has been smoking for more than ten years. For the first time, he wonders if this stuff is harmful to health?

"Brother, my throat hurts when I don't smell the smoke." Liu Xiang replied with anticipation in his eyes.Bian Hexuan swept his bangs back and forth, and was picked up by Bian Hexuan. Seizing the opportunity, he looked into the fool's eyes carefully and seriously.

Really bright, really bright eyes.

Bian Hexuan was standing at the intersection where heaven and man were at war, he could have stuffed the cigarette in his mouth to Liu Xiang, or he could have blown a puff of smoke to satisfy the fool.He could imagine Liu Xiang's contented laziness, like a sleepy beauty, like a slightly drunk young man, like a little white flower trampled into muddy water.Such a face, with a cigarette in it, can satisfy any man's innate desire to do evil.

But Bian Hexuan pinched the cigarette.He admits that he is not a real gentleman, but he is not a villain.

"Honestly, have you ever bought cigarettes yourself?"

He couldn't smell the smoke anymore, Liu Xiang lowered his face in frustration, from Bian Hexuan's point of view, it seemed more like he buried his chest.Liu Xiang is tall, 182 is really not short when walking on the street, but it seems almost meaningless when planted next to Bian Hexuan.

"I haven't bought it. Brother, I really haven't bought it. My mother said that you can't touch cigarettes, alcohol, and gambling money. You can't touch them at all."

"Then what do you do if you want to smoke?" Bian Hexuan flicked his forehead very hard, as if to relieve his anger and hatred, and as if to teach him a lesson.It's strange, it's obvious that he smoked to hook other people's addiction, but he thinks this is playing for the idiot mother, telling you to smoke, telling you not to learn well, and addicted to smoking!

"Well, it hurts." Suddenly being hit, Liu Xiang shrank her neck, "I don't buy cigarettes, but if I want to smoke, I go to the housekeeping hall. Many people smoke. I just smell it."

"Then you can move up shamelessly! Lie on your stomach like this!" Bian Hexuan felt that the idiot was really annoying, and his hands itched in anger.

If you want to play another one for the idiot mother, is this counting as doing justice to the heavens?

"I just smelled it from a distance, and I didn't dare to go up. I don't know anyone, so I go up to it, what does it sound like... there is a smoking room." Liu Xiang wanted to rub his forehead, but he was afraid that he would not be able to support his elder brother, so he had to use his forehead The child rubbed against the elder brother's shoulder, and it didn't hurt so much after rubbing.

"Stop, stop, stop! You, what the hell are you doing! Pay attention to the impact!" Bian Hexuan felt that his waist and waist had been hit by someone, slammed by a deer, and he was hit by an horn.

The idiot is too flirtatious, stop now.

"Brother is not good, don't give me a cigarette butt." Liu Xiang muttered softly.He felt that the eldest brother was too bad, so what if he had so many cigarettes.After a while, Liu Xiang thought about it again, forget it, don't give it if you don't give it, anyway, the eldest brother smokes every day, and he can smell it every day.

Bian Hexuan flicked his little tongue when he was told to stick out his teeth, but immediately he felt doubled disgust.He didn't know what he was disgusted with, but he felt that there was a particularly annoying force burning in his body.It must be a fool who rubbed against him. He always only loves to deal with smart people. Bian Hexuan thinks that a fool is just a grain of sand in his eyes.

It's annoying!If you rub it again, it will expand!

"Go to the cupboard and find out my female cigarette." Bian Hexuan leaned on crutches and pointed to the cupboard.Liu Xiang couldn't tell which one was women's cigarettes, and took several boxes of cigarettes, but finally pulled out a whole one, opened it and took out a box.

The feeling of the female cigarette holder in his hand made Bian Hexuan get goosebumps all over his body, and he hated himself physiologically.It's so stupid, I haven't smoked a female cigarette since the day I smoked, the key is that I don't have any energy.Taking a sip is the same as not smoking.

But Liu Xiang was happy after smelling it: "Brother, this smoke is more fragrant than the one just now."

"Woman, can you fucking not smell good?" Bian Hexuan saw his cheerful and silly energy and wanted to flick his forehead. It's so much fun to flick his forehead for nothing.Even the forehead is full of the coconut milk flavor of Haier noodles.In fact, when he ordered Mi Xiaozuo to prepare some Xixi, he already secretly wanted to give up smoking for the fool.

Thinking of quitting smoking for Liu Xiang, Boss Bian got dizzy and annoyed.

While he was smoking Xixi, he was so disgusted that he continued to get goosebumps. The slender female cigarette was held in his hand like a magic wand. After smoking it, it was like sucking air. It would be better to smoke baby noodles.But Liu Xiang likes this smell very much. Seeing that the eldest brother is lighting a cigarette again, she foolishly comes over to smell it. Sometimes she is afraid that the eldest brother will suddenly pop his forehead, so she covers her bangs and comes over again.

Let's do it step by step, cut off the cigarette all at once, Bian Hexuan knew it was uncomfortable, and was afraid that the idiot would go to the smoking room of the hospital.The miscellaneous smoke outside, who knows what it is.

Liu Xiang was happy to smell it, but it was difficult for Bian Hexuan, who had been smoking for 15 years. He woke up at night with a bone pain in his left leg and shaking his right leg.Who is not addicted to cigarettes?He, Bian Hexuan, is also addicted to cigarettes, but as soon as he doesn't want to let a fool touch cigarettes, he should continue to shake his legs.

Or maybe he still has a sliver of conscience, and he can't do something like forcing Liu Xiang to smoke.People are already stupid, so just cut down on nicotine.But Boss Bian didn't bother himself. He shook his legs at night and pinched Liu Xiang's hand, which made the little nurse feel confused and snored while leaning against his quilt.

Two days later, Bian Yun cleaned up the kitchen, found a sunny noon, and brought Liu Xiang out of the hospital.

There is no particularly high-end community near the hospital. Mi Xiaozuo rented a well-decorated two-bedroom apartment for Bian Yun, 8 floors, 10 minutes away from the inpatient building, just two corners away.

"There's a supermarket here, you can buy things here, and Auntie bought you a shopping card." Bian Yun took Liu Xiang into a large supermarket chain, and stuffed him with a 1000-yuan shopping card.She was afraid that it would be inconvenient for Liu Xiang to carry money, and she was also afraid that he would not be able to pay with his mobile phone.

"Thank you auntie, auntie is so kind to me. When I go back to the hospital, I will peel apples for auntie and elder brother." Liu Xiang hasn't been out of the hospital for a long time, holding his small red leather notebook in his hand, taking notes all the way, like a primary school student Seemingly, seeing Bian Yun's heart of an old mother with nowhere to rest suddenly swelled, she almost took Liu Xiang's hand and showed off to passers-by, did you see, my son is so good.

The main reason is that the son who was resting in the hospital was too worried, and Bian Yun felt a headache when he thought about it.Bian Hexuan was able to run before he could walk since he was a child. He is a worrying and intangible master who can cause trouble and loves to fight. Bian Yun also wants to overflow with maternal love, but often he can't even see his son.Not to mention the glorious deeds of Bian Hexuan sneaking to Guangzhou, so he sent a few text messages to Bian Yun and made a phone call every month.It had been two and a half years since he came back, and Bian Yun was told to hold him down and beat him up.

Bian Hexuan never talked back to his mother, and let his mother beat him casually, and when he beat him, Bian Yun cried.My son, why doesn't it hurt?Apart from heartache, Bian Yun is most afraid that her son will be infected with bad habits, hang around on the fringes of society all day long, and if he takes a wrong step, he will really be doomed.But Bian Hexuan made her very reassured and even proud of this point, never cheating other girls, never playing hooligans, let alone getting involved in pornography, gambling, or drugs.What can be done and what can't be done, Bian Hexuan is too shrewd, he won't do the kind of thing that destroys his fortune.

But Bian Hexuan's chaotic relationship between men and men later on really made Bian Yun very angry.In short, the dozens of tons of useless maternal love in Bian Yun's heart were all activated by Liu Xiang, and she wished she could just change her son and throw Bian Hexuan into the hospital.

"Auntie, wait for me. I'll go inside and buy stuffed meat for my elder brother." Liu Xiang looked at the supermarket, and there were quite a lot of people.

"It's okay, Auntie will go with you, let's go." Bian Yun was not at ease, she was not sure about Liu Xiang's intelligence level, don't lose him if it's Chinese New Year's Eve.

Liu Xiang pushed a shopping cart and was very sensible. She put Bian Yun's brand-name bag into the cart and put the strap around her wrist, fearing that others would take the bag away. "Auntie, what do you want to eat? I learned how to cook, so I'll make it for you."

Like a filial son, Bian Yun was so good that his heart trembled.

"Just cook a few dishes, don't worry too much, just buy whatever you think looks good, and take whatever you want," Bian Yun said.

It may be because of his mental retardation, Liu Xiang never hesitates, and he will do what others say.He likes to eat spinach, so he picked a few handfuls of fresh ones, and he likes to eat milky steamed buns, so he took a box.Turning her head while walking, she also asked Bian Yun to follow her closely, fearing that the supermarket would be crowded and her aunt would be lost, but Bian Yun did not know that the halo of maternal love had shrouded her head.

Bian Yun is also watching to see if Liu Xiang can shop independently.Slowly she realized that she was worrying too much, Liu Xiang was not as stupid as her son said.

The phone vibrates, indicating new information.Bian Yun took it out and saw that it was indeed her own son who couldn't be idle anymore.

[Son: How is it?Will my idiot buy something? ]

Bian Yun, who was bathed in maternal love and nourishment, didn't bother to reply, so she clicked on WeChat and made a video call.

"Hey, sister Bian also followed into the supermarket?" Bian Hexuan said, the camera over there hadn't switched over yet, only Bian Yun's face could be seen, "Where's the idiot? Don't lose me."

"I'll pick meat for you, a wicked thing!" Bian Yun changed the angle of view to the rear camera.Liu Xiang in the camera is wearing a gray sportswear and a short dusty pink down jacket.Few men will pick this color, but Liu Xiang will, because he is stupid, the boss will sell him the unsold ones, and after a few compliments, he will buy them.

What's rare is that he really doesn't look ugly in it, but the clothes are too old.

Liu Xiang didn't know that the live broadcast was going on behind her, so she tried her best to push away the crowd in front of the freezer.The Spring Festival is coming soon, and there are obviously more people visiting the supermarket than usual. Fortunately, Liu Xiang is tall, which gives her an advantage.

He used to be a small cook, and he knew that the pork stuffing must have fat to taste, so he focused his eyes on the red and white stuffing, and quickly chose it.After choosing, Liu Xiang was a little confused and didn't know who to give it to.

Mom said, when you don't know what to do, just look at the people around you and learn from them.

So Liu Xiang looked around holding the selected pork stuffing. Sure enough, the people around him gave the selected ribs or meat to a person wearing a mask and hat, and that person weighed the things again and put a small paper on it. Article, come back.

Liu Xiang thought for a while, and stretched out her hand a few times, but was robbed by the people around her.Bian Yun looked anxious, and got angry immediately, the idiot is too easy to bully, how long will I have to wait in line if this continues?

Not to mention Bian Yun, Bian Hexuan is also anxious on the other side.Most of the people who jumped in the queue were elderly, pushing forward one by one, squeezing the idiot to the end, Bian Hexuan scolded you for being old and disrespectful, and wanted to ask his mother to bring the idiot back and forget it .

Suddenly, Liu Xiang turned to the seafood freezer next to him, and called out to the man in the mask who called the frozen octopus for help.When Bian Yun saw it, she was inexplicably relieved. This kid is not too stupid, and he knows how to ask for help.

The person at the seafood counter took the minced meat, applauded it, and posted the price.Liu Xiang thanked her very politely, and ran back in small steps, afraid that her aunt would be bored of waiting.

"Have you seen enough? Are you worried about others?" Bian Yun asked.

"Who's worried, I'll just take a look. That's fine, I know he will buy something, so hang up first. I'll contact you later." Bian Hexuan didn't want Liu Xiang to know that he had been watching him, so he abruptly ended the call and lay on the hospital bed While shaking his legs with the addiction to cigarettes, he made a fuss about gluttony.

Fools are very smart, they can infer other things from one instance, and they can't lose it.Tonight's meal of pork and green onion balls seems to be eaten.Bian Hexuan suffered from the addiction to cigarettes. He is the main smoker of the heavy nine, and he likes [-] cigarettes apiece, but come on, the smell of cigarettes in the room is heavy, and a fool should smell it again.

Who else is worried about the fool? If you really lose it, you don’t worry about it. If you are sick, worry about him.Mr. Bian felt that his legs were shaking and his whole body was very irritable, and he had to eat a meal of big meatballs to suppress it.

The author has something to say:

Doujiang reminder: Boss Bian will soon be slapped in the face for the first time.

Seeing that many cuties are worried about Xiangxiang, I want to say here that Da Xiangxiang is not a sadomasochistic personality. Later in the article, I will find out how he handles feelings, because he can see clearly because he can't turn a corner.For EX, Mr. Bian, and Xiangxiang's handling methods are more mature than those who are entangled in unrequited love.In many ways, he knows how to avoid harm better than Xiao Zuo.

Moreover, Xiangxiang's mother has already left a small property for her son. Da Xiangxiang has worked for 10 years and has savings. Men are not his salvation in life. Please rest assured, Xiangxiang's mother!

Mr. Bian left a message to all Xiangxiang mothers: Slag Gong also wants to become a better old Gong!Give me a chance, I'll wash Xiangxiang's underpants!