If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Afraid that the head nurse would catch up with him, Bian Hexuan hopped on one leg while answering the phone: "Hello? Sister Bian, did you find her downstairs? Fuck, call the police!"

Head nurse Li ran faster than Bian Hexuan, and caught up within a few steps: "Why are you going? Did the doctor let you go out of the hospital? You haven't recovered yet. If you keep tossing your leg, can you still walk? Support me , don't fall!"

Bian Hexuan only saw the head nurse's lips moving, but didn't hear a word clearly.On the phone was the anxious voice of Sister Bian: "I looked downstairs, but I didn't find it! I called the police, and said that the missing time was less than 24 hours and I couldn't file a case! I'll look for it again!"

"Can't file a case?" Bian Hexuan's throat hurts, and he yelled into the phone: "Then you told the police that money is not a problem!"

"It's really not about the money!" Bian Yun regretted that she didn't send Liu Xiang back in person, she lost one and was stupid, "Don't run around, I'll go back to the company to find someone, and I'll look for it all night tonight."

Looking for it all night?If they were kidnapped and sold, their eyes were blindfolded and their hands were tied, and they were transported out of Beijing overnight, would they still be able to get them back?

Head nurse Li was afraid that he would fall, so she kept trying to help him.Bian Hexuan just kept hiding, his mind spinning faster than a revolving lantern.How many people are left in the company at the end of the year? Do you have 100?Which area to start looking for?What was the fool wearing before he got lost?What color is the small backpack?How would you describe your appearance?

Vocational education?Vocational fart!A fool is a fucking fool, so you shouldn't believe him!

It was the rush hour for sick visits, and none of the six elevators ran fast, and they stopped on the first floor, or stopped.Bian Hexuan dragged his legs, and also dragged head nurse Li, and was about to crawl.The stairway was on the left side of the elevator. He glanced at it and wanted to leave.

"Head nurse, you're boring, eh? You have pretty good skin recently, and you look good...don't drag me, don't drag me, I'm going to find someone, really!" Bian Hexuan dismissed the idea, he In the current situation, if you take the stairs, you basically wait to roll down.

"Then who are you going to? Wait a minute, I'll put on my overcoat and go downstairs with you!" The head nurse is not unreasonable, she has never seen 301 in such a hurry.But his leg was so broken that he couldn't do without a wheelchair.

"It's just my distant cousin, that stupid big guy! He hasn't come back after going out, damn..." The numbers on the elevator lights are jumping down one by one, and they have only reached the 9th floor.The hospital did not allow the use of outside nurses. Bian Hexuan greeted the nurses' station, saying that this was his stupid younger brother from a distant relative with insufficient brains, so please bear with me if he said something wrong.

When 301 said this, Head Nurse Li understood, no wonder people were in a hurry, no matter how distant relatives were, they were also relatives, and I was afraid that someone might get lost.

"You wait! I'll put on my coat!" She was also anxious.In fact, after working in medical care for a long time, you can see the skills. That silly boy is a veteran nurse. He is very familiar with the work of taking care of patients. He also knows how to stuff apples for night shift nurses.Is it true brother alone, it is not easy for such a child to come out to make money.

Was he abducted or hit by a car?Bian Hexuan is an optimistic opportunist, but he can't help thinking wildly.There have been strong winds before, and billboards fell from the roof of the building, killing many people.

The fool is most afraid of strong winds, so he came over after a while, and hid under the billboard?

"Hello? Gu Yi, where are you? The store brought over a dozen guys, hurry up, no, it's not a fight, find someone!" Bian Hexuan was like a flamingo, his bent legs hurt like the cold wind.While on the phone, he looked back and saw head nurse Li running out in a coat, but he couldn't wait any longer.

Let's take the stairs!

One step at a time, one step at a time, shocked Bian Hexuan's bones from the steel nails, and his left crotch ached.Almost at the top of the stairs, the door of the adjacent elevator opened with a ding, just to the right of Bian Hexuan.

"Ah? Brother, why are you up?"

Liu Xiang stepped forward with one step, her nose was flushed by the wind, and she stood beside Bian Hexuan.He didn't know where his elder brother was going, so he tilted his head to look, trying to find the answer from his elder brother.

Bian Hexuan was furious when he saw his stupid way of tilting his head, and made a scene of chaos for a big fool like him, and he was ashamed of himself like a fucking monkey.He wanted to endure it, but he really couldn't. He raised his hand and knocked away the soup bucket and sealed lunch box that Liu Xiang was carrying.

"You are so fucking stupid!" Bian Hexuan scolded him, really wanting to hit someone.If you really want to hit him, give him a good beating until the idiot has a long memory.

Liu Xiang knew that he was in trouble again.

Pork ribs and lotus root soup boiled for 2 hours, and a large box of scrambled eggs with tomatoes was made. My favorite fried rapeseed and milky steamed buns were all wasted. They were spilled on the elevator door and stained a large area.

The head nurse told him to go back to the room first, and he didn't need to clean up the outside, but the elder brother didn't follow in, so he didn't know what to say in the corridor.

I haven't had dinner yet, I'm already hungry, I thought I'd come back to eat with my elder brother, but now I don't have anything to eat.

Head nurse Li is a shrewd person. Seeing that Bian Hexuan's posture was not right, he really wanted to do something.His leg was injured, but he was a young man, and the opposite was a man with mental problems, so 301 really couldn't be allowed to make mistakes.She didn't do anything else in the corridor, she just tried to persuade 301 to calm down.

Bian Hexuan repeatedly said that he really didn't want to do anything, so he still asked head nurse Li to hold him in the corridor, and persuaded him for a quarter of an hour before letting him in.

The door opened, Liu Xiang was sitting, and jumped up from the sofa, wanting to help, but he felt that the elder brother was like a wild dog, and would bite his hand.

"Brother, I, let me help you." Liu Xiang asked, seeing that the elder brother's expression was particularly bad.

"Get up!" Bian Hexuan pushed him away, too lazy to talk to him, annoying him, annoying him to death.

Liu Xiang followed Bian Hexuan in.The eldest brother turned on the bed by himself, without looking at him, and Liu Xiang felt very uncomfortable when he was left alone.He likes his elder brother talking to him, looking into his eyes and talking to him, but he doesn't like his elder brother ignoring him as if he can't see him.

Bian Hexuan's anger is about to break through the sky. The last time he was so angry, he was still arguing with Liu Xiang.There were more than a dozen missed calls on the phone, either Sister Bian or Gu Yi, and he called back one by one, telling Boss Gu, who was on the way, to bring the restaurant staff back home, and telling Sister Bian not to go back to the company, because the fool himself ran back.Gu Yi didn't say a word on the phone, he was silent for more than ten seconds before speaking.

"Brother Xuan, he's stupid, play it lightly."

Gu Yi knew that Bian Hexuan must do something.Except for Liu Xiang, Sister Bian, Brother Xuan is willing to attack anyone.

Liu Xiang stood in front of the TV, as if returning to the first night, the eldest brother pointed at him, told him to roll, and threw his clothes all over the place.After standing there for a long time, the eldest brother only made phone calls. He felt that he was bored, so he wanted to find a job to pay off his merits.So he went to the bathroom to soak his clothes again, and drenched a large basin of water.

After the phone call, Bian Hexuan's anger had already reached the ceiling, and he was still waiting for the fool to come over to coax him, but what about people?people!After listening to the flushing water in the bathroom for a long time, people dare not get out.

The fool is playing with water in the bathroom!

"Xiangxiang." Bian Hexuan lit a female cigarette, held it in his hand, and did not smoke.

"Hey!" Liu Xiang was taught so well by her mother when she was a child, she changed her underpants every day, and even changed her big brother's underpants.Hearing that the elder brother paid attention to him, he got out and asked briskly: "I'm washing the underpants for the elder brother, and the elder brother called me?"

Wash your sister's underpants!Bian Hexuan's nose was almost crooked, pointing at the stool: "Come here!"

"Hey... Big brother, I'm here." Although Liu Xiang was stupid, she could see that the big brother was still angry, and sat down listlessly.

Bian Hexuan closed his eyes, and the veins on his forehead were about to burst out: "Where did you go at night?"

"I didn't run away, I was queuing up to buy delicious food, brother, do you want to eat..." As he said that, he wanted to take it out of his pocket.

"I'm so fucking short of your delicious food? Do you know about human traffickers? It's just a leek in the hands of human traffickers with your IQ. Your heart, liver, spleen and kidneys have been ripped out, and even the chickens have been cut off by you!" Bian Hexuan As soon as he came up, he flicked his forehead, making a very loud noise, like an echo, which stunned Liu Xiang immediately.

Tell you to go out and wander, and don't come back for an hour and a half!

There was an earthquake in my head, a buzzing pain.Liu Xiang covered her eyebrows, and the corners of her mouth drooped: "Brother, I didn't meet a trafficker, and no one cut my dick. Brother, you can scold me as you please, don't flick my head, okay, I'm not smart at all."

Not smart at all.Bian Hexuan asked someone to poke a hole in his chest with a chisel.

Liu Xiang did go shopping. Apart from his poor logical ability, he also had a serious problem that Bian Hexuan noticed. He had a vague concept of the length of time.

Just this question was enough to cost him his life.

"Did your mother spank you when you were young?" Bian Hexuan asked.

Liu Xiang was particularly uncomfortable. He really didn't think it was a long delay in queuing up, but he didn't know that an hour had passed. "Mom doesn't spank, Mom spanks."

He covered his forehead, not understanding why the eldest brother asked this.

Bian Hexuan wanted to beat him up, wishing he could get into the fool's head and kick him a hundred times.Shopping is the second thing, luckily nothing happened.What about in the future?What if?

"Give me your hand!" Bian Hexuan said, but before Liu Xiang could move, he presumptuously grabbed his hand.With a snap, he slapped a palm hard.

Liu Xiang's palms turned red in an instant.

"Did I ask you to go shopping?" Bian Hexuan's knuckles hurt, and he didn't know who he was angry with.On the one hand, he felt that the idiot was out of the situation without permission, and on the other hand, he was afraid that Liu Xiang was a good living person, and he was not responsible for the accident, and regretted that he didn't even have to take the medicine.

Liu Xiang's face turned pale in an instant: "No, I ran to buy it by myself. Brother, my hand hurts." Liu Xiang was stupid, and said when it hurt a little, because her mother said that the pain was unbearable, and if she endured it, there would be no pain. people know.

"Don't you understand how chaotic the end of the year is? Don't you understand the news? Do you know about robbing and stabbing people? Just robbing a fool like you!" Another palm, this time Bian Hexuan's palms were numb.

"It's not a fool, it's a slight mental retardation. It hurts, brother, don't hit me, okay?" Liu Xiang wanted to pull back his hand, but he couldn't pull Bian Hexuan.

"Master Weiwei! You can't tell the difference between 1 minute and 1 hour after you graduated from a secondary vocational school? Come back and tell me what you lack, and I can make up for your lack of understanding. How can I fucking starve you to death?" After finishing the three fights, Bian Hexuan knew that he was going to attack again.There is a horizontal line on the palm of his hand, and the palmistry said it was called a broken palm, and it hurt so much to hit someone.

My hands hurt.

And what little knowledge of physics he had left reminded him that the effects of force were mutual.Bian Hexuan's hand also hurt, but I really don't know how to call a fool a long memory.Because he is stupid, stupid to the limit, make a mistake and say sorry, hurry up, forget it in a blink of an eye, the next time he dares to dare!

Sure enough, Liu Xiang's voice suddenly went wrong, the corners of her eyes felt wronged as if someone had grabbed them, tight and red, like coquetry with her mother, or begging for an explanation with her elder brother: "Don't hit me, elder brother, My hand hurts, really, I hurt, I won’t buy Tanggua again, I won’t beat it when I’ve had enough, okay?”

"Did I say that enough is enough! What the hell are you going to buy..."

Tang melon?Bian Hexuan half-spoken.Tang melon?Why buy sugar melon?

Suddenly he remembered the New Year picture that the fool had pasted on the tiles in the kitchen. It was a very large one, and it was Stove Lord.When I think about it again, it feels like it was fried in my mind, with mixed flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, all fried, and mixed together, which is not the taste.

Twenty-three waxes, sticky melons, and the Stove Lord goes to heaven.The fool went to buy candied melons for him, so he didn't come back.

It seems that the idiot mother is going to have a dream tonight and strangle herself to death in her dream.Mr. Bian couldn't help thinking.

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Mr. Bian: I have a premonition that Xiangxiang's mother will form a group to blow the dog's head off...

Here Mr. Bian's handling method is quite correct. Before the lost case cannot be filed, it is the most direct and efficient method to invest the most manpower in the search.But this can't save his dog head that is about to be blown up by Xiangxiang's mothers, who told you to do anything to Da Xiangxiang, spread your hands.