If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Twenty-three waxes, sticky melons, and the Stove Lord goes to heaven.The fool went to buy candied melons for him.The coffin board of the fool's mother is afraid that it will not be able to hold it down, and she must strangle herself to death.

Liu Xiang secretly put her two toes together, rubbing her feet against each other in pain.There was only burning numbness left in the hand, so numb that it didn't hurt anymore.He felt that his elder brother beat his mother much harder.

"What are you doing!" Head nurse Li was worried, and said she was passing by, but actually came here to take a look. Outside the door, she heard the little cousin yelling and screaming for pain, and told the elder brother not to hit him, and rushed in as soon as he opened the door: "Hey Hey, it's almost done, you really do it!"

Taking a closer look, 301 clenched his hands, his expression was so bleak that he seemed to have beaten himself, it was worse than his little cousin.

"No, you see that you always think of me as a bastard, am I that kind of person? I'll just be a thug, teach him a lesson, let him remember not to run around when it's dark." The muscles on the back of Bian Hexuan's hands were tense. Trembling, holding the so-called silly brother's hand.

"You told the head nurse, did my brother beat you!"

"I hit it, my hand hurts." Liu Xiang looked towards the door with her blushed forehead.

The palm of the hand turned from red to white, and now it was red again. When I touched it, it was terribly hot.

Head Nurse Li rolled her eyes, she was really a thug, and she couldn't say anything else, so she gave 301 a look and went out.

As soon as she left, Liu Xiang was like a big girl, hanging on the protective fence, as if she was beaten by a big brother, her mouth was pursed and colorless.With the other hand, he took out a plastic bag from his pocket.

Bian Hexuan doesn't even need to look at it, Tanggua.

"My mother said, La Twenty-three, Tanggua sticky. When I went today, I was buying New Year pictures on the street. It was from the Stove Lord. It cost 16 yuan. I bought it with my own salary." Liu Xiang said with tears in her eyes. .If you are a normal person, you are 29 years old, you will never cry when you hit three hands.But Liu Xiang didn't have the notion that a man should not cry lightly, or bleed but not shed tears. He knew that his elder brother had beaten him and was angry with him. Just thinking about it made him feel uncomfortable and his eyes became hot.

Mom said that you can cry when you are sad.

"My mother said that today the Stove Prince went to the Heavenly Palace to talk about earthly affairs with the Queen Mother and Empress Jade Emperor. If he said something bad, the next year would be difficult for this person."

There are only a dozen snow-white sugar melons in total, lying in a bag in a mess, and the price tag is 20 yuan.

"My mother also said that the Stove Lord is very greedy, as long as he is offered by the stove, and the sugar melon is offered. I didn't spend money from my aunt, and I don't want the Stove Lord to go to heaven to speak ill of my elder brother."

The amount of a small bag of candied melons, the big supermarket is probably going crazy, and there are more than a dozen queues of people buying new year's goods.

"Mom said, when Lord Stove saw Tanggua, he wanted to come down and eat it. Once he ate it, his mouth became stuck. He couldn't speak when he went to the heavenly palace. He couldn't say anything. May the coming year be safe and sound."

The patterns of the melons were all blurred, it was Liu Xiang who was holding the line, and the sugar was hot in the palm of his hand, and it melted.

"Tomorrow I'll take it back and make an offering to the Stove Lord. Big Brother, you'll be fine. You can still eat after the New Year's Eve." Liu Xiang said.He is really stupid, he will finish his grievances and forget them after he finishes talking.Just now she was tearful, but now her eye sockets are dry, her hands are swollen with pain, and she can't even clenched her fists firmly.

"Brother, do you want to eat Tanggua now? I'll give you one." Liu Xiang asked suddenly, smiling as if nothing had happened.

Bian Hexuan never thought that he would have such a day, being called a fool, forced to the edge of the cliff, choking so hard that he couldn't speak a word, which made him want to jump off the cliff.That's why he especially hated Liu Xiang's face. It was because this face was so deceiving that he always forgot it. If he forgot, he was a fool.

Just now, he really didn't treat Liu Xiang as a fool, but as a normal person, a normal person who was almost lost.

"That..." Bian Hexuan, who was always bragging and forced not to write drafts, gritted his teeth, unable to utter a single word.But his hand was loose, it was tightly clenched just now, and now it is rubbing upwards little by little, and without anyone noticing, he has firmly grasped all four of his red-stained fingers.

They were all trembling with the fool's hands.

The most stupid thing about a fool is that he doesn't need others to apologize, let others go, and himself, and don't get angry.Bian Hexuan opened his mouth, but couldn't utter the three words "I'm sorry".Fortunately, Liu Xiang doesn't need him to say, he is like a small potted plant in a car, swinging, as long as there is sunshine, it is easy to raise.

"Brother, you made my hand hurt." Liu Xiang made no secret of his discomfort. In fact, the pain passed just now, but the elder brother grabbed his hand in a different way, and the discomfort came back, letting him bear it. I can't help but want to say it, and even want to say it more seriously, it's better to say that my hand hurts so much that it's about to break off, and my elder brother will rub it for him.

Like being scalded by boiling water last time, call him a little fool.

Liu Xiang knew that he was not too stupid, just slightly mentally retarded, but he liked to hear that little fool.

"I...have I been ruthless?"

It was Bian Hexuan's limit to be able to say this.He would just press his red hand to his heart and rub it, and after rubbing, he would blow air, take a breath of hot air, and blow it into the fool's red and swollen palm.He really hoped that his breath was a breath of fairy air, and the pain would stop immediately after blowing it, and it would also make the fool forget about the beating just now, and forget it completely.

Let's spank the butt next time, the butt is fleshy and doesn't hurt.

"Brother hit me, three times. Brother Gu Yi is right, brother is super fierce. You, brother, are not good at all." Liu Xiang didn't understand why she said this.Maybe it's because the elder brother didn't call him a fool this time.

Bian Hexuan felt as if he had grown hair in his heart, but apologizing to a fool was something he couldn't do no matter what.The maximum is to hold Liu Xiang's hand, like a reckless young man with rough hands and feet, without any rules.He also felt the pain, his own hand hurt, and his heart was also twisted.

Maybe it's because I wronged the fool.Bian Hexuan thought so, he was indeed wrong, but a fool will have a long memory after being beaten, and he will know not to run around next time, he is doing it for the fool's good.Not to mention that there is still a strong wind outside, fools are most afraid of strong winds.I didn't bully anyone.

So, such things as thugs can only be done by idiot mothers, and you should spank your own ass.

"You...does your hand still hurt?" Bian Hexuan wanted to ask if it still hurts, but his opening turned into a rhetorical question.

"Well, I'm in pain." After finally waiting for the eldest brother to ask, Liu Xiang quickly said that it hurts, but his face is really not sad and sad, he loves to smile too much.Smiling and shouting pain, only a fool can do it.

"Does it really hurt?" The heart seemed to be tied into a dead button, which was more frightening than the Windsor knot of a tie, anyway, Bian Hexuan couldn't describe the feeling.

"Then let me eat a big white rabbit, it won't hurt anymore." Liu Xiang squeezed out a big white rabbit from his trouser pocket, held it in his mouth, and twisted the candy wrapper.Only then did Bian Hexuan come to his senses, he overturned the food made by the fool, and neither of them got to eat.

The soup that the fool made from 3 o'clock and the pork ribs stewed for him all slapped him to the ground.

"Well, help brother get up." Bian Hexuan got off the bed and stood up tall, a little taller than Liu Xiang.His left arm was still hanging on Liu Xiang's shoulder, his right hand was leaning on crutches, and his left knee was curled up. Every step would hurt.

"Brother, why are you going?" Liu Xiang was overjoyed to become Siamese twins again, and the elder brother asked him to hold him up again, hugging his waist warmly.

Bian Hexuan endured the pain and walked towards the hanger. He jumped too hard just now, and now he deserves to suffer. "you guess."

The big brother made a small pull himself, like a small tail, and Liu Xiang was fascinated by the big brother tilting his head and smiling.I didn't expect my eldest brother to be so cute, like a child.

"Brother... want to wash the underpants?" Liu Xiang asked, the underpants in the bathroom have not been washed yet, and the underpants of the eldest brother are all white, but they are clean.

"Don't wash it anymore, really, if you continue to wash it, I won't be able to wear twenty underpants." Bian Hexuan bent his left elbow and gently pinched the idiot's chin. .He imitated Liu Xiang, not talking about underwear, but also learning to talk about underpants, to tease fools.

Liu Xiang's face swayed from side to side, it was the elder brother who was holding his chin hard, so lightly that Liu Xiang wanted to tilt his head on the elder brother's shoulder.

"Then what are you going to do big brother?"

"Didn't you eat?" Bian Hexuan found that he became very fond of asking questions knowingly, mainly because the fool answered the questions too seriously, and it was very painful to be serious.

"I didn't eat it. I made a good meal and spilled it all. Big brother is super fierce." Liu Xiang said, she was so hungry that she lost her temper. I didn't feel it just now, but when my big brother asked, he was very hungry.

"Bring me your coat, and I'll take you to eat some skewers of incense." Bian Hexuan said, the bone spurs in his legs hurt and he almost couldn't stop.

"Skewers of incense?"

"Tsk, do you want to eat or not?"

"I want to eat. Wait a minute, brother. I'll get the clothes."

There are several small restaurants at the entrance of the hospital, which are convenient for the family members who are seeing the doctor to eat. The dishes are very ordinary.Next to the small restaurant is a kebab shop, with a very narrow front and a scale to survive in the cracks.

On such a windy day, there are almost no people who come to eat skewers.The boss was playing games bored in the store, when the doorbell rang, the thick army green curtain was raised, and two tall men came in.One of them walked unsteadily on crutches.

I really didn't expect that in this bad weather, at this time, someone would still come out to make skewers.

Along the way, not only did his legs hurt, but he made Bian Hexuan feel like an idiot.The wind was too strong, and he was afraid that the fool would not be able to push the wheelchair, and he was also afraid that the fool would freeze his hands.

"Brother, sit down, sit down, sit here, your legs won't work." Liu Xiang's skin is prone to allergies, and the tip of her nose turns red when the wind blows.The road is not close, and the elder brother's legs can't move much, so every step is very slow.The shop is very small, with only five tables and seven or eight stools. Liu Xiang found a heated one and wiped the chairs with her cuffs.

There was a lot of wind and sand, and it was all dusty.

Bian Hexuan wanted to stop him, but before he could do so, he saw the fool using his sleeves as a rag, and the dusty pink cuffs turned dusty gray.

The leg really hurts. It will take a few days to get over after such a fuss today.After sitting down, Bian Hexuan looked for skewers of incense in the greasy plastic menu.He doesn't dislike the eating environment. He couldn't even eat in the past, and he could support any business.But what a fool, with an empty stomach, waiting for this meal, he immediately felt that this small shop was very annoying, and everything was annoying.

He felt that a fool was like an air purifier, sitting in this small shop, and sifting out the smell of fuel consumption in the whole house.

"What do you like to eat? Can you eat spicy food?" Bian Hexuan asked, scanning the menu one by one.In fact, he is the least able to order food. In the past, Liu Xiang always ordered, so he just had a bite to eat.He was very embarrassed at the moment, afraid that the order would not be good, the fool was hungry all afternoon, and if he didn't like the food he ordered, he stopped serving it.

Liu Xiang rubbed her frozen red hands, smelled them, her palms were fragrant, and her elder brother oiled them before going out.The place where I was beaten just now no longer hurts, only a little bit of numbness remains.

"Brother, let's order small sausages, shall we?" Liu Xiang said.

Bian Hexuan knew that the kind of sausage he was talking about was Hong Kong-style sausage, which was a bit crunchy, like a sausage, but most of these shops did not stock high-quality products, and the inferior products were extremely cheap, and they might be poisoned by industrial salt.According to his temper, absolutely not.

"Okay, let's have a few skewers first. You can look at the rest. Brother is rich, so you can order whatever you want." Bian Hexuan gave Liu Xiang the menu.

Liu Xiang is very familiar with Chuan Chuan Xiang, if he eats it by himself, he will order it. With his eldest brother here, he is also afraid that he will order it wrong.

"What do you like to eat, brother?" He asked.

"Anything." Bian Hexuan said.

"Oh...is the fish tofu okay?"

"I don't like to eat."

"Does brother eat wide noodles?"

"Don't eat."

"This fungus is also delicious, do you want to eat it?"

"Don't eat."

After asking a few times, Liu Xiang was dumbfounded. She swallowed, endured her hunger, and asked, "Brother, why don't you order it?"

"You order, brother can't order."

"Brother, what do you want to eat?" Liu Xiang was really hungry.

"Whatever, you order, and I'll eat as soon as you order." Bian Hexuan said, smiling and looking at the big rabbit in front of him, his legs were shivering from the cold, and it hurt especially when he shivered.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Bian: I don’t know if this string of incense can replace the bricks held high in the hands of Xiangxiang’s mothers...

I don't know if it can be replaced, but I just know Mr. Bian, please order quickly, and you will lose your head if you are hungry.