If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Bian Hexuan understood from the greedy look on Liu Xiang's face that this idiot was thinking about that bottle of oil, and wanted to use it after using it.

Sure enough, Liu Xiang opened the drawer and felt inside with wet hands, looking for a bottle of lanolin.What he used was from his employer's house, but he didn't look out of place in the slightest, and he didn't have the kind of fakeness that he wanted to use but didn't dare to let others see.The elder brother told him to apply oil after washing his hands, so he would apply oil, he was very straightforward and annoying.

Bian Hexuan saw him being oiled, and he became more determined to replace him.Not long after, employee representatives and business partners came to visit the patient, letting people know that there was a fool in the ward, and Bian Hexuan would not have to be discharged from the hospital.What's more, with Liu Xiang's mental state, he doesn't think he can be a good nurse.

Liu Xiang didn't feel that her job was in jeopardy, so she smelled it after wiping it off, and smiled at Bian Hexuan as if applauding: "Brother, this oil is a good thing."

"You don't have pajamas?" Anyway, Bian Hexuan broke his legs, not his lower body.The lower body of a man is affected by visual stimuli, which is quite annoying.

Liu Xiang didn't speak, but was actually measuring.He seems to understand what the eldest brother is asking, but he is not sure. "Yes, not often."

"Put it on, even if you don't wear it often."

"You can wear it to sleep hot." Liu Xiang doesn't think about decency, he is used to thinking about survival.

Bian Hexuan's expression changed immediately, and he stared at him with a slanted face, very contemptuous.He likes smart people, and he prefers smart people who are obedient, and fools who are disobedient will definitely step on all his minefields. "Just wear it if you tell me to, don't fools be afraid of the cold?"

Fools are not afraid of the cold, is a word of mouth curse words.Bian Hexuan remembered that when he was a child, he saw fools on the street who would wear a thin shirt every three or nine days. He was really not afraid of the cold.

Liu Xiang took the trouble to correct himself that he was not a fool, but slightly mentally retarded, but he also felt that his elder brother did not treat him as an outsider, so he squatted down to search his luggage, pulled out a pair of flesh-colored long johns and maroon autumn clothes, and offered them to his elder brother like a treasure. Take a look: "Brother, are you asking me to wear this? I have autumn clothes, can autumn clothes be used as pajamas?"

He was squatting, while Bian Hexuan was on the hospital bed, looking from high to low, unable to hide anything.The two nipples on the firm chest are sunken inward, as if unwilling to see people.

Bian Hexuan didn't want to be an asshole for the sunken nipple, but he still took a few extra glances.The beautiful hands, the face of a college student, the tall and strong figure, and the nipples that sunk into the skin, everything is his heavenly dish.Only the most crucial point is missing.

"Just wear this to sleep. Make less movement when setting up the bed, and I sleep lightly." Bian Hexuan closed his eyes irritatedly.He was really annoying. How long it will take for this leg to heal is still unknown. What's worse is that the bone where the steel nail is inserted hurts at night, but not during the day, and is only tossed at night.

Liu Xiang suddenly became very cautious, put on long johns and autumn clothes, opened the folded nurse's bed, propped up the legs of the bed, took the pillow and quilt from the sofa, and did not come out without making a sound.

Bian Hexuan waited for a while and realized that the lights hadn't been turned off. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Liu Xiang was still rummaging through his luggage, wrapped in autumn clothes and long trousers.

"What else are you doing?"

"I'm looking for a rope, brother, I put it in my bag, I didn't pay attention when I picked it up..."

Fuck, Bian Hexuan woke up instantly, wondering why he was looking for a rope at night?Is this to tie him or tie yourself?Does it have such a strong taste?Can this idiot work as a nurse?Before she could figure it out, Liu Xiang walked over with a tall figure, and tied the rope to the protective railing of the hospital bed.It is said to be a rope, but it is actually made of 5 or 6 shoelaces.

"I'll tie this, brother." Liu Xiang explained very seriously, "I can wake up at night, but I sleep very deeply. Brother, if you have something to do, pull me, I can wake up, pull me, I will get up and pee for you." Said Wanzhen tied the other end to his hand, as if he was a lamb and his elder brother was a shepherd dog, and he was driven back into the sheepfold with just his eyes.After lying down, there was really no sound at all.

When Bian Hexuan woke up in pain at night, he looked at his phone, and it was still not three o'clock.This broken bone is like a clock that strikes on time, and it hurts on time every night.

Bian Hexuan was used to enduring it by himself. He had changed so many nurses a few days ago, and he didn't wake anyone up at night.Of course, it can't be said that he showed great kindness, but Bian Hexuan is very used to enduring pain, and while enduring it, he thinks about things quietly, and wakes people up when he thinks of night.

But today, as soon as he woke up from the pain, he couldn't wait to pull the rope to see.People have bad instincts. Bian Hexuan himself can't sleep well, and he gets angry when he sees a fool sleeping. In addition, he also wants to see if the fool can wake him up. If he can't wake up a few times, he will leave tomorrow.

He didn't pull tentatively, but mercilessly. With one pull, Liu Xiang's arm was pulled out of the quilt, and he dangled outside the nurse's bed.Liu Xiang was hurt by being dragged, and woke up immediately.

"It's okay, I woke up quite quickly." Bian Hexuan didn't feel that he was inhuman.A fool is a fool, he can't wake up unless he pulls hard.

Liu Xiang didn't hold grudges, she woke up in a daze, and went barefoot to turn on the bedside lamp.Turning on the light, holding onto the protective railing of the hospital bed to calm down, I slowly remembered what I was going to do.

"Brother, are you going to pee?"

"Who the hell is peeing all the time? You keep asking me why I pee?" Bian Hexuan dragged him awake, feeling suddenly disappointed, well, if you provoke fools in the middle of the night, don't want to sleep this time.

Liu Xiang rubbed her eyes, not getting used to the brightness of the light.She fell asleep without drying her hair, messily tilted to one side, as if blown violently by a strong wind.

"What's wrong with the big brother?"

"Leg hurts, can you press your leg?" Bian Hexuan got up with the mentality of not using it for nothing, but he didn't expect that Liu Xiang's sleepiness was swept away, and the clarity of his five sense organs was raised, so he immediately said he would.

"Then sit on the right side and massage my leg." The right leg is not broken and can be massaged, but the left leg has a plaster cast and can't be massaged.

Liu Xiang didn't get up angry, or had it before, but it was common for nurses to be called up at night.He didn't go directly, but went to the refrigerator first, took out something dark blue, and sat upright unexpectedly.Putting the ice pack on the plaster gauze can feel a little cold, although it can't relieve it, it's better than nothing.

"You go to get an ice pack at night, do you know how to use it at night?" Bian Hexuan was a little surprised.

"Just in case, just in case it's useful." Liu Xiang was already fully awake, and wanted to ask the elder brother to praise him. He felt that the elder brother anointed him because of his good performance, and he worked hard to press the elder brother's legs through his pants, " I have taken care of people with broken bones before, and I know it hurts at night. I just thought that big brother can use it too."

Bian Hexuan didn't expect Liu Xiang to have the ability to learn by analogy, so he praised him: "Not bad, but you are not completely stupid. You have great strength." Besides, Bian Hexuan has a very deceptive face, from this It can't be seen on his face that he only went to technical secondary school, and when he praises others, he smiles very sincerely.

"I eat a lot, and I have enough strength. If the elder brother gets out of bed, I can carry it." Liu Xiang could hear that this was a compliment to him, and he was very happy. After the elder brother praised him, he smiled, his eyes were bright, It looked incredibly bright under the bedside lamp.In the past, the employer woke up at night and fell asleep after urinating. He didn't say a word, but the elder brother didn't. The elder brother turned on the light to talk to him. Liu Xiang suddenly didn't want to sleep anymore, and she pursed her lips and smiled.

But this kind of smile looks silly in Bian Hexuan's eyes.He didn't want to have too much contact with Liu Xiang, but he couldn't overcome the sneaky thoughts in his heart: "Turn up your sleeves, roll them up a bit and press them."

"Hey, brother, wait a minute." Liu Xiang didn't understand that Bian Hexuan just wanted to look at his hands, and pushed up his cuffs.The cuffs of the autumn clothes will not be too loose, and they will be stuck in front of the elbows, leaving a red mark.He supported Bian Hexuan's leg with two beautiful hands, from ankle to knee, down inch by inch and then up inch by inch.

Bian Hexuan's legs are very strong, and his calf is hard, so it is not easy to press.Liu Xiang peeked at her eldest brother's eyes while pressing, waiting to be praised.Bian Hexuan had already seen his silly thoughts written all over his face, but he was just too lazy to speak.

He thinks Liu Xiang is stupid, and the stupid way of posting upside down is very worthless, and he looks like a college student for nothing.But Liu Xiang is a fool, and he can't see through the heart of Bian Hexuan, a bastard.

"What's wrong with your wrist? Show me." Bian Hexuan looked at it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it.

Liu Xiang waited for the eldest brother to praise him, but without thinking about it, she stretched out her wrist.I didn't look carefully at night, but now I can see it's a scar, very shallow scar, unlike Bian Hexuan who can't see it when I look closely.

"Scald?" Bian Hexuan rolled up his maroon cuff, no matter if the fool hurts or not, he must see clearly.There are two rows of scars, big and small, and they are all perfectly round.

"Someone burned you?" No matter how bastard you are, Bian Hexuan can't do this kind of thing.

"No one scalded me, I did it myself." Liu Xiang frowned, her arms were sore from being strangled by the cuffs, "I used to learn moxibustion, but I didn't master it well, so I scalded a lot of blisters. Auntie applied the medicine on me." , and didn’t let me learn any more.”

Bian Hexuan touched those small dots again, it was indeed a slight burn scar, which might disappear in a few months.

"You are so stupid and still learning moxibustion?"

"It's not a fool, it's just a slight mental retardation." Liu Xiang was in pain at first, but the eldest brother seemed to be able to laugh into his heart when he smiled, so he didn't yell at the pain, "Everyone who goes to the household together knows it. If I learn it, I can make money. "

Hearing that he made it himself, Bian Hexuan let go almost at the speed of throwing it.The excessive tension just now made him feel ashamed instantly, and almost became angry from embarrassment.

"Okay, you can continue to press."

Liu Xiang tugged on the cuffs and pulled the sleeves down, not understanding why the eldest brother was angry again.Pressing and pressing, he suddenly felt that he understood, so he raised his head and explained, and the voice rang in the ward of 301, which was intriguing: "I haven't learned moxibustion, but I can cup cupping, brother, I will cup cupping for you. "

If you don't know moxibustion, your elder brother will be angry, but if you know how to cup cupping, your elder brother may lose his anger.

"Well, wait until you have a chance. Don't learn moxibustion, it hurts when you burn your hands." Bian Hexuan agreed without hesitation, who knows that a fool can stay for a few days.He spoke very casually, and cared very casually, purely feeling sorry for the fool's hand.Liu Xiang's expression became lively, she laughed so much that her lower eyelashes were very long.

Brother, you care about yourself, right?I only care about him because of the scar on his wrist.Everyone told him to learn moxibustion, but his elder brother stopped him from learning it, and said not to learn it, because it would burn his hands.This is concerned, right?Does this count as concern?

All of a sudden, Liu Xiang felt that her eldest brother had become very good-looking, and the light from the bedside lamp ran onto her face alone, and she also felt that she hadn't been so happy for a long time.He lowered his head in a swish, pressed his legs very hard, and couldn't bear it before he looked up at his elder brother.

"Brother, I think your legs are very long. It's long enough to look at lying down, and how tall you are standing up." Almost 20 minutes later, Liu Xiang was still pressing it patiently. He was embarrassed to look at his brother's face. Just look at the legs.

Bian Hexuan was actually asleep, and frowned displeasedly: "Go, get me the chamber pot."????