If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Bian Hexuan was actually asleep, and frowned displeasedly: "Go, get me the chamber pot."

Knowing that her elder brother wanted to pee, Liu Xiang squatted down and took out a urinal from under the bed.When I handed it to my elder brother, my fingertips touched my elder brother's hand, it was very hot.Liu Xiang hurriedly let go, but didn't dare to leave, so she stood stupidly aside.

Urinating on the bed is quite a psychological burden.Bian Hexuan separated his legs, put the chamber pot in the middle, and then stuffed things in.At first he couldn't urinate on the bed, but later he couldn't help tossing, but for some reason, he seemed to be stuck again today.

"Fuck, what are you doing standing here!" Bian Hexuan was drowsy, and suddenly found someone standing in the dark room, and thought of a fool.

"I..." Liu Xiang licked his front teeth with the tip of his tongue, he was reluctant to leave the bed, but couldn't make it up, "I, I don't know what to do."

"You go to the toilet and see that I can't urinate!" Bian Hexuan said, watching Liu Xiang hid in the toilet knowingly. He has been exercising all the year round, and Xin's long back is arched and full, and his lower abdomen is tight, releasing the accumulated urine. liquid.The faucet in the bathroom was suddenly turned on, but Bian Hexuan didn't care.

"Hello." When the solution was over, Bian Hexuan called out, but the people in the bathroom remained silent.

"Xiangxiang, come out." Bian Hexuan could only shout this.Sure enough, Liu Xiang came out with a basin of water, put it on a chair, put the sinking chamber pot into the bathroom, twisted the hot towel when he came back, and smiled wildly: "I'll wipe it for brother."

It was as natural as if he had just said "I'll press the big brother".

What?Wipe?Bian Hexuan was a little annoyed.How old is he, how can he wipe himself with a hot towel?

"No, you go..."

"I know how to wipe. I used to do this." Liu Xiang couldn't see Bian Hexuan's reluctance, lifted the thin quilt, grabbed the big guy who Bian Hexuan hadn't had time to put back in his underwear, held it up, and wrapped it with a hot towel wipe.Hands were hot and so was the towel.He didn't think there was anything to hide about, he had this thing too, but it wasn't as big as his big brother's.

Bian Hexuan didn't think so, the hairs all over his body stood up, he clenched his fists tightly, forcing himself to resist the urge to beat someone.Forget it, a fool, a fool who doesn't even understand shame, cares about nothing.Moreover, it is quite comfortable to be wiped by someone.

From his perspective, the visual effect of wiping his hands was very satisfying.

"Uh..." Bian Hexuan breathed a sigh of relief, his eyes stuck to Liu Xiang's fingers, but his palms were sweating.After a few strokes, it was finally finished.The idiot knew this business very well, and after wiping, he shook it a little, stuffed the things back from the opening of the hospital gown, and put them into his underwear.

Dry, caring, and fast.

Looking at those hands, Bian Hexuan suddenly got a little fussy, and couldn't hold back any longer. When Liu Xiang came back from washing his hands, he opened his mouth and asked, "You wipe everyone like this?"

"Ah?" Liu Xiang shivered as if she had done something wrong.

"You go to the household and wipe every patient like this?" Bian Hexuan suddenly felt that he was very vulgar, and he cared about this, and looked at Liu Xiang maliciously with a handsome face.

"Not all of them, some are paralyzed, old, and can't move, so they have to wipe." Liu Xiang said, as if reporting to the leader: "Brother, I'm telling the truth. A few months ago, I was taking care of the elderly at home, and wiped it several times a day. The old man couldn't speak, so I sent him away in the end."

Bian Hexuan didn't expect Liu Xiang to talk so much.Sure enough, it's stupid. Some people are very taboo about sending the elderly away, and the nurses don't talk about it easily.

"You sent it away?"

"Well, I wipe him every day. When he left, he was clean and there was no bed sore."

"...That's good, the old man and his sons and daughters have to thank you very much." Bian Hexuan didn't mind so much when he heard that he said it was for the old man, "How much did they give you?"

"4500 a month, food and housing, half a day off on Sunday." Liu Xiang confessed honestly.

Bian Hexuan's heart, which had just calmed down, suddenly boiled again.According to the rules, the person who takes care of the elderly comfortably is the benefactor of the children, so the mother will give money!It’s not that Bian Hexuan only recognizes money. This is an unwritten rule. If the family’s conditions are good, they can give 1 to 2 yuan.But from Liu Xiang's point of view, most of the children in this family have bullied fools, so they didn't spend a cent.

It's so fucking stupid, it's bullied everywhere.

Liu Xiang saw that her eldest brother's face was so ugly that she thought she had asked for a high price: "No, the charge for taking care of the elderly is more. The job of elder brother is 4000, including food and housing. I don't want to have rest days, is that okay?"

"You go to bed first, we'll talk about it tomorrow." Bian Hexuan didn't agree, he was afraid that the fool would admit his death, so he couldn't leave after he promised.Liu Xiang actually wanted to apply oil, but the eldest brother seemed to be angry, so he endured it and climbed onto the nurse's bed.

"You...don't wipe it from everyone in the future! It's so tiring." Actually Bian Hexuan wanted to say it was dirty, but he felt that he was dirty again. A fool doesn't understand selfish desires. This is work, so naturally he doesn't feel dirty.But he was different, he didn't mind having his hands wiped by other men, even fucking minded.

Liu Xiang quickly agreed.The nurse's bed was much shorter than the hospital bed. He looked up and saw that Bian Hexuan's leg, which had been casted, was very straight and long.If he stood up, he would be taller than himself, right?Thinking about it, Liu Xiang's face became hot, and she pulled the quilt over her face.The elder brother is afraid that he will be tired, so he won't let others wipe it. Is this good for him?Liu Xiang thinks so, he thinks his elder brother is really kind to him.

The hospital is always very busy in the morning. The old mother comes to fetch water at 7 o'clock, the dining car pushes into the corridor at 8 o'clock, and the nurses turn over at 9 o'clock to give Bian Hexuan anti-swelling and anti-inflammatory fluids.Usually Bian Hexuan didn't get up, and couldn't sleep well at night, so he relied on sleepiness in the morning to make up for sleep.Today he was still dreaming about Duke Zhou, when he heard a very penetrating voice, a jolt, and woke up.

Take a break, Miss Bian is here!

Sister Bian, Bian Hexuan's biological mother, was originally named Bian Yun. Like her son, she has the face of a Hong Kong star. She is tall, with long legs, walks gracefully, and smiles with a hidden knife.

"Bian Hexuan, get up!" Bian Yun took an early flight, and if he couldn't find his son, he looked for his two life-and-death friends. Mi Xiaozuo was naturally slick and smooth, but Gu Yi hung up.

"Yo, Sister Bian is here, come sit, come sit, what wind brought you here?" Bian Hexuan sat upright with his arms propped up, supported him with both hands, and tucked a cushion into his back.

When Bian Yun entered the ward just in time for this scene, she was stunned: "Hey, has Boss Bian changed?"

"What's wrong with making your son so happy?" Bian Hexuan knew he had misunderstood.

"Happy, Xiao Gu Ke has recruited. It's no wonder I had to be called here. It turns out that there are people around to take care of me. If I knew Mr. Bian was so happy, I really didn't worry about it." I knew it was the kind of face my son was fascinated by.

"Sister Bian, you really misunderstood, this is the nurse." Bian Hexuan thought she was troublesome, and glared at Liu Xiang: "Stupid? Call someone!"

"It's not a fool, it's just a slight mental retardation." Liu Xiang said foolishly. He had just had rice porridge and hadn't eaten yet. Suddenly a woman came in, whom he didn't recognize.The eldest brother asked him to call someone, so let's call.

"Brother, who is this...?"

"My mother. Call someone."

"Then... my sister is good." My mother said, those with white hair are called aunts, and those without are called sisters.Seeing that she didn't have gray hair, Liu Xiang smiled and called her elder sister. There were two lying silkworms embedded in her lower eyelids, a very lovely young man.

After Bian Yun listened in a daze, the corner of her mouth twitched, she didn't say anything, she turned around and passed the fruit basket over: "Hey, help sister wash some fruits, wash them clean."

Liu Xiang was very happy whenever he had work to do, and showed Bian Hexuan a fruit basket: "Brother, which one do you like to eat?"

"Apple." In fact, Bian Hexuan doesn't like apples the most, but carambola, but he's afraid that fools won't understand.Liu Xiang went to wash the fruit, and the room was quiet for half a minute before Bian Yun pierced the cellophane: "It's a pity, I really didn't see it."

"Well, big fool, let's just make do with it. I'll replace it in a few days. It's hard to speak. Sister Bian hasn't eaten yet, right?"

"Eat at the airport." Bian Yun integrated what he heard from Gu Yi: "Mr. Bian, are you trying to piss me off? Isn't it just a breakup and you're playing suicide? Xiao Gu said you're still on a hunger strike! Have a backbone? How dare you go on a hunger strike after saving your life?"

When Bian Hexuan heard it, he scolded Gu Yi all over his heart, that grandson might be exaggerating. "Stop, stop, who committed suicide? Who the hell went on a hunger strike? I'm afraid you're in a hurry, so let's say yes first, and then do it after I can get out of bed!"

Having said that, Bian Yun still loves her son very much. "Then when can I recover? What did the doctor say?"

"Two months. Warning in advance, if your son is a little lame in the future, don't deny it!" Bian Hexuan smiled wryly.

Bian Yun's heart ached in pain.The son didn't say anything frustrating easily, and the injury was serious. "You take good care of it first, and I'll beat you when you're done. I regret it now. I regret that I agreed with you and Liu Xiang at the time, or else it wouldn't have happened. You are just like your father. Before you were serious, you didn't need oars when rowing. If you're serious, hit the south wall. I also know the root of that kid Liu Xiang, and you don't know why you can find yourself if you are green."

"No, it's a crash." Bian Hexuan interrupted.

"But you can't make fun of other people's stupid children. No matter how stupid they are, they are protected by the law. If they really do something, if you are not in love with each other, you will break the law."

Bian Hexuan was dull for a moment, and when he came to his senses, his eyes were full of disdain: "What are you talking about? Is your son that kind of person?"

"Isn't it?" Bian Yun heheed a few times, and began to expose Bian Hexuan's background, "I agreed with you and Liu Xiang because he could control you. Before you two got married, I wanted to kill your relatives and call the police to arrest you, a stinky hooligan. .”

"Why are you arresting me? This is all a matter of your own will." Bian Hexuan's smile was very shallow, as good-looking as Sister Bian, with a face full of capital, "You don't understand, your son's innocence is Scarce resources, sometimes you see the right thing and get what you need. Besides, your son has a good reputation, not only the bed return rate is always online, but you know it hurts people."

"Brother Xuan, please calm down for a while, your legs are broken, so don't waste time." Bian Yun was really at a loss, so she brought a thermos bucket, "Here, Xiao Gu said you don't eat, this soup is mine. I lined up to call you early in the morning, drink it while it’s hot.”

Bian Hexuan twisted the lid of the thermos bucket: "Thank you, Sister Bian, eh? Sister Bian, are you leaving now?"

"I'm walking around near the hospital, looking for a house, and renting it for a few months. You rest first, and I'll watch over the company for you." Arriving in a hurry, leaving in a hurry, Bian Hexuan was flashed.

In fact, Bian Hexuan knew what his own mother was worried about. He really didn't mean to use a fool as a substitute. After all, the gap between Liu Xiang and Liu Xiang was too great, and it was impossible to be a substitute.The thermos was still hot, and Bian Hexuan rarely had an appetite today, so he unscrewed the lid and took a sip.

Then I was about to vomit, it was his most disgusting soup, pork liver soup with Houttuynia cordata.

After Liu Xiang washed the apples, she seriously brought them into 301, wiping and rubbing each one.As soon as I entered the house, I found that there was one less person. "Huh?" He looked around and then went to Bian Hexuan, "Sister left so soon?"

Bian Hexuan was worried about Tang.When I was young, I couldn't eat anything, but when I grew up, I cherished food very much. I was reluctant to throw away a bucket of soup. When I saw Liu Xiang coming in, my eyes lit up a few degrees.

"Stop looking, Xiangxiang, come here, haven't you had breakfast yet? Did you sleep well at night? Are you tired?" Bian Hexuan seemed to be calling his brother.

"Here we come, brother, wait." Liu Xiang was very happy when Bian Hexuan called him.He took an apple, and the eldest brother just said that he likes apples, so he picked the best one and prepared to peel it.Not wanting to be dragged to the hospital bed by Bian Hexuan, his body was crooked, and he sat there incomprehensibly.

"Brother, wait a minute, I peel very quickly." Liu Xiang wanted to peel the apples, but he knew that there were pesticides in the apple peels.

"Don't eat apples for now, come here, this is the soup I ordered someone to make for you, try it." Bian Hexuan smiled like a traitorous dog, ready to give the fool an ecstasy.