If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

In Bian Hexuan's smile, there is pride in controlling the overall situation and unexpected fatigue. The newly tattooed pattern is wrapped in a layer of transparent plastic wrap, and every outline is crooked.

"Why? Scared you?" Bian Hexuan stopped talking when he saw the fool, and simply supported his head, lying on his side on the hospital bed to look at him.

Liu Xiang knows that her paintings are not good-looking.

When he was a child, his mother taught him to draw and taught him to recognize all the colors. He knew that his drawing was very ugly. He couldn't even draw a round sun, so he had to use a small bottle cap of mineral water to draw.When he got older, he stopped drawing and started to practice calligraphy with copybooks.

He doesn't know how to draw, so he can only fill in and play with colors.Those beautiful patterns tattooed on the elder brother's arm, he can fill in the blank space.He knows that tattoos are all pierced in with needles, and the color will not fade for a lifetime.

Now, his little tortoise is also stuck in it, and it will never fall out for a lifetime.

I've lived on my elder brother's wrist all my life, haven't I?

"What's the matter? Didn't turn on the water, are you unhappy?" Bian Hexuan asked.Wang Babiao was frozen in plastic wrap, with only a border drawn, like a children's simplified drawing.

"I'm not unhappy, just, brother, why did you stick my little turtle in?"

"Didn't you insist on giving me a watch?" Bian Hexuan said in an arrogant tone, "You too, you can't keep what you gave me. Last time it was just those few snowballs that froze to death. Me. I finally sent another watch, wiped it and then dropped it, and you should groan and insist on drawing another one. Are you happy this time? Brother wears it to work every day."

Liu Xiang was indeed happy, and beyond happy.He didn't know how to describe it, as if he had obtained a big treasure without telling the truth from everyone in Beijing.At first, I couldn't believe that this great treasure was my own, and then one day, the great treasure walked up to me and said, although you are stupid, it is yours.

He didn't look for it by himself, but Dabaozang came stumbling over, stretched out his arms, and told him forcefully, look, it's all yours.

But this outrageous joy made Liu Xiang very uncomfortable. Brother Gu Yi said that the thing with tattoos can't be given anesthesia.The eldest brother himself is very afraid of pain, and he had to be coaxed to go to rehabilitation.

Bian Hexuan untied the rubber band in his hair, causing his scalp to hurt.Tired, really tired, mainly because of heart tiredness.The uncommon words are poisonous enough, but it also reminded him that he must prepare early.

How about taking Liu Xiang to an intelligence test?Bian Hexuan thought of this, Dr. Liang suggested to him many times on the sidelines, but he pretended to be confused.How do you say this?On the bright side, if Liu Xiang is stimulated, then he will stop eating!

Brother, take you to test your IQ, shall we?Is that all right?Certainly not!The word IQ is not only his forbidden zone, but also Liu Xiang's unspeakable intellectual defect.If you say this rashly, the little fool may not know what to think, and he will miss it when he thinks about it.

"Brother, does it hurt to prick this?" Liu Xiang asked anxiously.

"It's okay, I have a tattoo on my arm, it doesn't matter if you tie it a few more times." Bian Hexuan looked at Wang Babiao and smiled wickedly, "Hey, don't say it, your drawing is quite vivid, look at this little bastard. , like a little bastard."

Liu Xiang knew in her heart that the color was retained by pricking it in with a needle, and the eldest brother only pricked it for himself.He was happy but frowned, the pain in his eyes was very obvious.

"It's not a little bastard, it's a little tortoise." He reached out to touch the plastic wrap, then retracted, "Brother, that bastard is a curse word, it's a little tortoise."

"Okay, tortoise, tortoise bastard is about the same." Bian Hexuan got up and rummaged through his pockets, cards, mobile phones, and house keys, and took them from the bedside table in a hurry, "Brother, change your clothes, I will turn on the water with you and wash your clothes." Little panties."

Liu Xiang turned her face to look at her elder brother, then at the thermos, and asked with his flushed face, "I won't change my clothes, okay?"

"Ah? No more? What are you doing?" Bian Hexuan was about to untie his belt, but he seemed to be violent in the next second.

"Brother, you look very handsome in this, like a married man." Liu Xiang still stared at the little turtle expressing distress, but couldn't help Bian Hexuan hooking him up intentionally or unintentionally, "Brother is wearing this for the first time, don't change it, Let's fetch water."

Hehe, Boss Bian stopped undoing the belt, and wanted to pick up the idiot and kiss him.It seems that the fool is not only a dog-headed face control, but also a suit control?No problem, Bian Hexuan was happy with countless little yellow flowers in his heart, nothing else, he bought suits from cabinet to cabinet, and could change them every day.

Liu Xiang also thinks so. He likes his elder brother to wear this kind of angular and spiritual clothes. He is very tall and straight, and he especially wants to hug him.All the way to fetch water, others looked at Bian Hexuan, and he followed suit, laughing all the time, so that his elder brother laughed too.

Look, it's not that my elder brother has bad legs, he's getting better soon, he's very handsome, he has his own company, and he's engaged in car detailing.

Bian Hexuan, who is engaged in car beauty, went back to 301. This time, he really changed his clothes and took a shower.His leg recovered well, but he had to do it again a year later to take out the steel nails.Another scar appeared on the muscle on the outside of the thigh. It was really a crime for myself.

But on another thought, if he hadn't dodged the stray dog ​​and crashed the car, he wouldn't have caught this idiot.Bian Hexuan is a man who looks at both sides of everything, and when he looks at the tangled scar, he suddenly finds it very pleasing to the eye, man, his masculinity has soared.

After taking a shower, with his hair half-dried, Bian Hexuan put on his daily ironed underwear and came out.The action of putting on trousers still needs to be done by sitting on the bed.

"Xiangxiang, help me get my pants." Bian Hexuan rubbed his hair with a big towel, and shook it again, making him feel like a dog.But as for the breed, it depends on whether he smiles or not.

The new hospital gown was brought over and placed next to Bian Hexuan. Liu Xiang didn't move, and she still felt sorry for the elder brother's wrist. You can't take off the plastic wrap even in the shower?Will it get inflamed when it gets wet?

"Brother don't get tattoos from now on, okay?" Liu Xiang was afraid that Bian Hexuan would become addicted to it.

"I really don't have tattoos anymore. I have to hide this matter just to talk about it. I don't dare to invite people to the club." Bian Hexuan was also worried. At the beginning, he and Gu Yi were hot-blooded, so they dragged each other to get one.He is fine, his own restaurant business, who cares about him, he has fallen by himself.The distinguished diamond cards of the top clubs are all directly plugged into public relations, and people from the company are asked to accompany them. Bian Hexuan really doesn't like this, he looks like a hooligan when he takes off his clothes.

There are still more or less prejudices against tattoos in China, and Bian Hexuan is no different.Putting on the trousers, he just stood up and was about to lift them up, when suddenly someone grabbed his waist and carefully tugged him twice.

Bian Hexuan thought the fool was helping him stretch his clothes, so he didn't care.Who knew that he pulled it twice again, but with a stronger force than before.

"Brother, are you married?"

"Ah?" Bian Hexuan thought he heard it wrong.

Liu Xiang couldn't hide things in her heart, her eyes were as shallow as her eyes, and she asked anxiously: "That's right, are you still going to get married in the future?"

"Me? Why am I getting married?" Bian Hexuan paused for a moment, then spoke crisply.He really never thought about getting married. In his own situation, how could he get married?Lie a little girl into a false marriage and have another child?How is that different from murder?

"You said it, you said that when you got married, you were more handsome than today. You said you were going to get married, I remember correctly." Liu Xiang followed up and asked, but also learned badly, and started to dig up old scores.Two people who both like to dig up old scores get together to see who flips over.

301 was as quiet as an empty house.

The smile on Bian Hexuan's face became more and more serious, and finally it all ran into his eyes.Whoops, he thought a fool didn't know how to start a family, but it turned out that he was fooled by being called a fool, and he simply understood.

So fucking cute.

"Brother won't get married, I'll change your suit every day at home for your enjoyment." Boss Bian was so happy, his face seemed to have let go of a sunny and rainy day.

"Oh, but... Brother, if you don't get married, won't auntie scold you?" Liu Xiang asked again, her eyes were full of nervousness and uneasiness, which made Bian Hexuan feel very distressed.He found out that a fool is his fucking sweetheart, and he can't stand a little trouble.

"Don't scold, your aunt can't control your brother, don't think about it! Brother pull up your pants first."

Liu Xiang's worries were not imagined out of thin air. In his last relationship, his aunt scolded people very fiercely. "But I still have something to say, it's very important, brother, you have to listen."

Bian Hexuan stood where he was: "Say it."

Liu Xiang aimlessly tugged at Bian Hexuan's shirt, thinking for a few seconds.He wanted to ask his elder brother when he turned on the water. If he didn't ask, he wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.

"Brother, you don't get married, and I don't get married anymore, just the two of us, okay? Auntie, don't tell, just let us keep it secret, and don't get married anymore, okay?" Liu Xiang asked, his head was in a mess. A pot of porridge, my eyes are also dazzled.

Bian Hexuan was completely petrified.Fuck, do idiots understand what they are talking about?Can he understand what this means?Isn't this fucking superficial?If it wasn't for the fact that he was still holding up his trousers, Bian Hexuan would really have kissed him against the wall.

Resisting the frenzied twitching in his heart, Bian Hexuan took a breath, closed his eyes, took another breath, and opened his eyes: "That's what you said, I have put on the bastard watch, and I can't take it off! You can You have to be responsible to me!"

When Liu Xiang heard this, she nodded immediately.He understands that men should be responsible for things in relationships, and that's what my mother said. "Then we two are fine, but it's a deal, it's a deal. Brother, you can't change, we two are considered, it's settled. I will take responsibility."

Bian Hexuan was so excited that he wished he could just take off his trousers and take the responsibility. Men are like this, and the second child is the most intuitive reflection.But he didn't, because he felt that some things had to be clarified before doing it!

"It's settled! When brother is discharged from the hospital, you can live with him. We're settled now."

Who knew that Liu Xiang, who was nodding just now, was unwilling, shook her head and said, "That won't work, I'm responsible, brother, you have to go home with me. Live with me, okay? I'll find a job as a housekeeper, and I won't do it." The nurse is gone, I go home every day, and you go home every day. My house has been renovated, I am... a man with a house, you have to come with me. "

What?To live at a fool's house?Is he still going to register again?Bian Hexuan didn't intend to ask Liu Xiang to go to work again, so he could just support the family.But we'll talk about those things later, he'll have to put his pants on first.

"You tell me to put up your trousers first, you can't live with someone, right?" Boss Bian walked around the house again.

"A-Wait a little longer." Liu Xiang said suddenly, not letting him lift his pants, his cheeks were flushed, "Then we two are fine, we are not getting married, we will settle it today, right? I am not talking casually... I'm out of my mind, but I'm not stupid."

Bian Hexuan was preoccupied with coaxing his wife home first, waiting to hear what he had to say.

"So, I have to touch your underpants. This is... I like to live with my elder brother. In the future, we will live in the same house, and you can't change." Liu Xiang said, her face was still red, and she was mixed with shyness And a little impatience, for fear that the joy in my heart will be lost.

Then he loosened his shirt, and gently and slowly pressed the back of his hand against the middle part of his elder brother's underpants.

With a bang, Boss Bian heard an explosion.

"What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly." Bian Hexuan lifted his trousers, his heart exploded until there was no scum left, his brain was completely stuck, and there was only a soft, lace-covered underpants dangling in front of his eyes.

Fuck, is Liu Xiang really stupid?Does he understand what he is doing?Oh my god, is he going to play with himself to death?Bian Hexuan's trousers can't be lifted at all.

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The following full text will gradually uncover the mystery that everyone is most concerned about. How intelligent is Da Xiangxiang?

Pants: According to the development of the plot, I can’t take them off yet, don’t worry (wiping sweat)