If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Bian Hexuan was holding up his hospital trousers, showing his brand-name underwear that had been thinned, as if struck by a bolt of lightning, he stood still and could not move.

Liu Xiang didn't dare to move anymore, she just rubbed the tip of her nose and giggled.His feelings are very warm, and he has a savage energy that does not care about himself.He is not a mentally sound person, he doesn't think much, and he doesn't feel pain when he hits the south wall.Like is like, purer than anyone's contribution.

Because my mother said that people only live once, and when they die, they are dead, and they will never come back, no matter how regretful they are, they will never come back.So don't regret every day.

Mom also said that when talking about relationships in the future, you have to be nice to other girls and pay more.In this way, even if it fails in the future, there will be no regrets.

"Brother, you come to live at my house. We both work during the day and have dinner together at night." In Liu Xiang's heart, if the two of them get along well, they should live in their own home.

"Live at your house?" Bian Hexuan was beaten into an idiot, and then he remembered to lift his pants, and asked while doing so, "Why live at your house?"

"I have a house, it's very small, but there are two rooms, my mother left them for me to start a family." Liu Xiang is really stupid, dare to say anything, "Brother, do you know my situation? , I have a bit of that in my head, but my mother said, what if, what if we get married, right? Let’s keep it secret, and you stay at my house, and my aunt won’t know about it. Don’t tell my aunt. Let’s just say, let’s say you’re at work, but in fact you’re getting along with me. Let’s just say we’re married... We’re both the same, let’s live a lifetime.”

"Liu Xiang!" Bian Hexuan shouted, his ears ringing.

"Brother, your voice is really loud, the hospital can't shout loudly..."

"Are you fucking stupid!" Turning around, she hugged Liu Xiang, bound like an iron chain, afraid that the big rabbit would run away if she let go.The bastard's heart was smashed into a sieve, and he didn't want to know whether Liu Xiang understood what he said.In short, he said it, and he dared to take it seriously.

Liu Xiang blinked her eyes, her chest felt hot: "It's not a fool, it's just a slight mental retardation."

Bian Hexuan slowly calmed down his scorching emotions, and the tip of his tongue weighed heavily: "You are a fool."

"Brother, do you have savings?" Liu Xiang rarely corrected him, he was happy, and he hadn't been so happy for a long time.It's happened before, but that was a long time ago.

"Yes. Why? I'm afraid I won't be able to support you, aren't you?" Bian Hexuan recalled his broken thoughts, his heart was in a mess.

"No, I just want to say, I have it too. You see, we both have savings, you have a job, I have a job, and social security, but I don't have that. I don't have a disability certificate. I don't have that certificate. Not enough money. In the future, don’t we have to pay back..." Liu Xiang's chest became hotter, and the little rabbit finally jumped into the big brother's arms, lying down, "...We have to live, right? I'll touch your underpants Now, you have to be responsible, brother, you are mine. Let's put our savings together and spend them together."

"Silly Baoer." Bian Hexuan didn't know how to love him.I felt that a needle was drilled into my fingertips, and it was extremely painful, the pain of ten fingers connected to the heart.The needle was not obedient, and it ran around the whole body along the blood vessels, and it hurt wherever it went.The pain made his back muscles tense, he had to hug the idiot, otherwise his back would be pierced.

The feeling of hugging Liu Xiang tightly is similar to embracing the abyss. Isn't this a relationship with a healthy person? The risk is like the glare of the sun that can pierce the whole body at any time.

"Brother's underpants are not just for people to touch. If you touch them, you will have to be responsible for this life!" Bian Hexuan raised his face like a fool, and went down the donkey, with an inexplicable ruthlessness on his face, It seemed like he had made a big bet with someone, the croupier dealt the cards, and he bet his life.

The blushing on Liu Xiang's face faded slowly, and she said firmly, "Well! I am responsible, you and me, go home and live."

grass!The veins on the back of his hand popped up instantly, and Bian Hexuan's eyes were full of hostility only for gamblers.That's it, the bet is made, how much the fool bets, he goes big, he doubles!

"Then the two of us are on good terms, and this matter is settled." Liu Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, rubbing her hands on her elder brother's back.

"It's settled." Bian Hexuan nodded, then shook his head again, "Wait!"

Liu Xiang panicked slightly: "Is that true, or not?"

"If you touched brother, brother should also touch you, so that it's settled." Bian Hooligan said confidently.The fool once said that only those he likes will touch his underpants, and those he doesn't like will not be allowed to touch them.Bian Hexuan was more concerned about this, he couldn't figure it out, and he didn't know what to do.

"Oh, this, I thought the elder brother had changed." Liu Xiang pushed Bian Hexuan, but did not push, "Brother, let go of me, I will pull a side for you, you can touch it."

As he spoke, he lifted his sportswear, revealing a hot and sweaty belly.Underneath is the belt of the sports pants, a dark blue rope, and a bow!

Bian Hexuan watched the idiot untie the bowknot, and pulled the end of the rope to the two sides with his fingers. Inside were the lace panties he had been thinking about day and night.

Well, it really washed out the color.

"Here you are." Liu Xiang pulled her aside, quite generously, "Touch us and it's settled, right?"

Bian Hexuan suppressed the jitters in his body and mind, stretched the elastic hem of his trousers, and flicked it.The little underpants with lace washed out were flicked back with a bang after being fiddled with like this.

Well, the material is quite soft, pure cotton.

"Hey..." Liu Xiang didn't expect the eldest brother to flick him like a monkey rubber band, "Also, it hurts, why are you flicking my underpants, elder brother?"

"It's you playing! Do you fucking know what you're doing now? Pick me up and eat you!" Bian Hexuan tied his trouser belt and also made a bow tie, "I'm always in shorts and shorts, so I'm not ashamed .”

Liu Xiang's body trembled, and the eldest brother tidied up his clothes: "I know, aren't we... getting married? I understand the sexual behavior."

Boss Bian stopped moving.

"Mom said that she gave me lessons." Liu Xiang mentioned it without any scruples. She blushed when she was embarrassed, and now it's the same as chattering. That thing. My mother said that sexual behavior is particularly good, because two people are intimate."

Mom taught him to look at the sexes without adding secularism, good and evil, without prejudice or criticism.Liu Xiang just remembered what her mother taught her. The two of them are close, and even the money is put together. There is no secret. When the other party believes everything, there will be a relationship between the sexes.There's no shame in it, nor should it be hidden.

Bian Hexuan was surprised at first, and then turned into a masculine impulse, and patted the top of Liu Xiang's head: "Come on, you, it's just you..." With your little experience, Bian Hexuan swallowed the second half of the sentence.Liu Xiang said that he had a relationship, and it was normal for the two of them to have a relationship when their relationship was in place.

Boss Bian's desire to win and lose is about to move, tsk, he must perform well, and in this respect, he must compare with his predecessor!hold on!Dog bastard can win!

"I understand." Liu Xiang adjusted the elastic band and laughed out of Lying Silkworm.

"You know what!" Bian Hexuan pinched his face.What a fool's mother wants to teach is also to teach her son the relationship between men and women, men and men, can that be the same!

Liu Xiang rubbed her face, stopped talking, and said after a while: "I understand, I've seen... that kind of movie, the one where men and men are good, brother, you, have you seen it?"

Bian Hexuan froze: "You still watch that kind of movie with your brain? Who are you kidding? Your ex-boyfriend showed it to you, right? I haven't seen it." There are also six gods and no masters.

"Then let's watch it together in the future, peeking... Actually, we are good and right." Liu Xiang said tremblingly, "In my situation, it is actually not encouraged to have children, brother, do you understand? I Mom also said, if you can, it’s best not to. If you follow me, it’s not good.”

"Isn't it good to follow you? There are two little fools in the family, I can afford it." Bian Hexuan was a little dreamy, and opened his mouth to talk nonsense.Just now I should have carefully identified whether the material is made of polyester or not, so I flicked it a bit, what a bloody loss.

"Brother, do you know that at noon you said that you would get married in the future, and I felt very uncomfortable. Later, when little brother Zuo came, I forgot about it." Liu Xiang stared at the little turtle watch on her elder brother's wrist, confiding in her heart, "But as soon as you came back, I remembered it. I don't want you to marry someone else. If we settle down, you want to go home with me...Brother, when will you be discharged from the hospital?"

discharge?Bian Hexuan was discharged from the hospital on April 4th, and Tang Xuan had already asked Tang Xuan to help clean up the house.He has invested in more than a dozen real estate properties in the city, but only one is really well-decorated, and he has no time to care about the others.

That set is close to the East Third Ring Road, and the surrounding area is lively. New furniture is being purchased, waiting for him to leave the hospital and bring his wife to move in with his bags.But there is still one imminent matter that must be resolved.

Liu Xiang was drawing circles on Bian Hexuan's chest: "Brother, what are you thinking?"

"Brother has a discussion with you." Bian Hexuan said softly, "You listened, don't think too much about it."

Liu Xiang raised her pants by herself: "Brother, tell me, as long as you don't change, let's discuss what's going on."

Mr. Bian hated his poor legs, or he would be picked up and turned around, and now he can only hold Liu Xiang's left and right cheeks and slap on his forehead: "Brother, have you tested your IQ? "

"Yeah. Mom took me to the hospital for an examination." Liu Xiang replied bluntly, "Brother, why are you asking this?"

Bian Hexuan was afraid that fools would distort his understanding, so he went straight to the point: "Then do you remember... how much did you have at that time?"

"At that time, I was 12 and a half years old. It seemed... I was under 80, maybe around 75 or 75." Liu Xiang obviously resisted when this question was mentioned, and asked with her shoulders twisted: "No one took me for a checkup afterwards."

There was a moment of silence. "If brother said, I want you to check again, would you like it?" The speaker didn't want to listen, and the listener was interested. This kind of thing is too sensitive to Liu Xiang.

Sure enough, Liu Xiang began to blink slowly, and her breathing slowed down, like a whale sinking into the deep sea, not knowing when it would come up.

"Brother, you don't dislike me, am I out of my mind?" Liu Xiang asked, her eyelashes fluttering, her double eyelids were wide, and she asked sincerely.

"I don't dislike it! If you don't want to, I won't check it!" Bian Hexuan said.He wanted to ask Liu Xiang to check because he was afraid that the villain would make more troubles, but if the price was to hurt the fool's heart, Bian Hexuan was willing to take the risk himself.

"It's not that I don't want to, but I'm afraid. The test results are not good. Brother, you should be disappointed." Liu Xiang's big rabbit ears pricked up again, "Actually, I know, brother, you have never disliked it, you are, you always scare me. I."

"Actually, I'm not stupid. People don't hate me, I know it in my heart." Liu Xiang admitted openly, he felt that he and his elder brother had settled down, and it was right to be sticky. He also put his chin on Bian Hexuan's shoulder, " My elder brother is fierce to me in the house, but outside, he let me go. I react slowly, and my elder brother speaks slowly, I understand. My mother said that anyone can forgive, but there is a kind of person who should stay away of."

"Who is it?" Bian Hexuan had a clue in his mind.

"That is, people who pretend not to know me outside and look down on me. Mom said, people who look down on me should stay away, and don't believe what they say. Because looking down on me is a lifetime thing, a lifetime I look down on them all. Dislike is a lifelong dislike. Big brother is outside, never like this, I understand, I just... can’t say it. Big brother, have you seen "Forrest Gump"?"

"I've seen it." Bian Hexuan said bitterly.

"I used to watch it every week. My mother said that I was a little lower than Forrest Gump. We were both under 75 when we were young, and we were both slightly mentally retarded. But Forrest Gump can do everything, start a family, and have children. , can make money by myself. Now I also want to know if my score has improved, that test takes quite a long time..."

"It's okay, let's not test it. A score of 75 is pretty good, and I like 75." Bian Hexuan felt that asking such a question today was superfluous and exposed people's scars.

"No, I want to know too, otherwise, big brother, you can register for me." Liu Xiang used both hands to comb big brother's hair, made a rubber band with her fingers, and grabbed a small pull, "That's the test, time It's quite long, brother, you have to wait for me for a while."

Bian Hexuan began to ponder in his mind, is A-Gump also 75?But A-Gump still had a crush on the little girl, but Dr. Liang said it was extremely superficial, shouldn't he be consulted again?Could it be a mistake?

"Okay, brother will register you before leaving the hospital, and accompany you for examination, and then you can go home with brother." Bian Hexuan said, but at the same time he was not sure, everything would depend on what the doctor said.But no matter if the fool understands it or not, both of them have touched their underpants, so it's settled!

On this day, Bian Hexuan hugged the abyss and smashed the south wall, and he was so fucking happy.

"Testing intelligence? Of course, the hospital has specialized departments in the Department of Internal Neurology and Psychology. Why, do you want to take your brother to do it?" Two weeks later, Dr. Liang was very interested in Bian Hexuan's final diagnosis and treatment. asked.

The author has something to say:

Intelligence test: Bian is always foolish when he is in love, and it took him so long to think of me.

Lace: Because his mind is completely occupied by me.