If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Bian Hexuan is about to be discharged from the hospital, with his forearm hanging out, and a watch on his wrist: "Yes, my brother was 12 years old when he was checked last time. His mother took him to the hospital for a test. He was around 75. Do you think he has improved? space?"

"75..." Dr. Liang thought for a while, interlacing his fingers, "Most boys' puberty begins around the age of 12. With the appearance of secondary sexual characteristics, some brain functions will also improve by leaps and bounds, and the possibility of improving intelligence is very high. .But not absolutely. How much do you hope Liu Xiang will rise to?"

"Me? I'm hopeless. He's fine with 75, but after the test, he has a scientific value, and I want to ask you some additional questions." Bian Hexuan didn't ask any questions. Medical matters mainly depend on data. It's too early to ask.

"If he himself is willing to take the test, then the value is of reference value. Do you want to take him to the hospital for the test, or to a specialized intelligence hospital?" Dr. Liang asked.

Bian Hexuan pondered many possibilities, and asked, "Which one is more accurate in measuring this hospital or a specialized intelligence hospital?"

Dr. Liang's face sank, and he replied: "The method of testing IQ is the same. There are 11 sub-tests in total, which are divided into two parts: the verbal scale and the operational scale. My suggestion is in this hospital. In tertiary hospitals, most of the internal neurology or psychology departments are adults. Intellectual hospitals have different focuses, mostly infants and young children in the preschool age.”

In fact, Bian Hexuan also advocated testing in this hospital, and he believed in well-known hospitals and specialist directors.

"This test is best done at one time, and it must be consistent." Dr. Liang said again.

"That's it... Then let me ask you again, are the IQ test questions on the Internet the same as those in the hospital?" Bian Hexuan has only been worrying about this test for the past two weeks, and he has read dozens of versions in the question bank.

"It's completely different. You can rest assured about this." Dr. Liang picked up the water glass and moistened his throat. "The IQ test is a complete and rigorous test with professional test materials. All available on the Internet The questions are all fake, they are more entertainment-oriented, and they must not be taken seriously. The hospital’s questions will never be leaked, they will be updated and screened accordingly every year, and the test must follow the prescribed order.”

Bian Hexuan listened very carefully, taking notes while listening.His leg was broken, and after he was in a coma, he asked if he should amputate it, and then he waited for the operation without pain or itching.But fools really can't go wrong, Bian Hexuan almost burned his brains out, and consulted no less than dozens of Internet doctors.

He was afraid that if the test was inaccurate and the score was lower than 75, wouldn't this be a fucking break?The little fool is still waiting for the good news, patting his chest every day and saying that he must have made progress. If something goes wrong, wouldn't this fucking blow people to the center of the earth?

The paper is full of ghosts and talismans, Mr. Bian wrote it carefully, I really don't want to take a fool to do the test.What the hell are you going to check, 75 is enough, and A-Gump is only 75, and he is still alive and well.

"How long will this test take? My brother said it took a long time last time."

"At least two hours should be spared." Dr. Liang replied.

"Two hours? What a long time!" Bian Hexuan put down his pen, "Then if my brother really can't answer, can you give me some hints? Just a little. If there are too many questions he can't answer, Isn't the blow too big?"

The main object of the conversation between the two sat in the nurse's rest area.Liu Xiang is still weaving a small scarf, which is already 1 meter long.It's like a little blanket on your knees.

Liu Xiang counted the number of stitches while knitting. He knew that he would never finish knitting, and his elder brother would definitely not be able to wear it this year.But Liu Xiang is not in a hurry at all, because he is a man who is about to start a family now.

After getting married, it is different from before. Every year, I spend the Spring Festival with my eldest brother, and we are together every day.I will knit the scarf slowly if I can't finish it. My elder brother said that I can wear it next year.

"The IQ test is not about filling in papers. It is just a language test. It is assessed from the breadth of knowledge, learning and acceptance ability, together with memory and cognitive ability. The examiner will screen the score points from his answers. But the test reasoning ability and initiative It is indeed difficult for Liu Xiang to pay attention to the arithmetic part of the ability."

"It's so complicated, so if my brother gets tired and thirsty in the middle of the answer, can you let him rest for a while? Can I stay by the side?" Bian Hexuan felt distressed, and began to feel unbearably annoyed.Let the little idiot face a room full of strange examiners by himself, and why do he have to answer 11 sub-test questions? Which test master figured out this test method?The top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty, right?

"We recommend answering the questions at once, but if you really can't do it anymore, you can take a break. After all, the questions are independent and will not affect the overall score. But you can't enter, you can wait outside." Dr. Liang said Frequently answering these kinds of questions, the answers seem to be prepared in advance.Now, the more he looked at Bian Hexuan, the more he couldn't understand it.Mentally handicapped patients are mostly accompanied by their parents, and few brothers.

Besides, this eldest brother cares about his younger brother no less than his parents.

"It's okay if I go in and stay with you without talking?" Bian Hexuan picked up the pen again and began to write, "The day before the test, what should I pay attention to?"

Dr. Liang couldn't help laughing, thinking that the elder brother was too nervous: "It's enough to ensure that Liu Xiang has enough sleep. Don't be too nervous. This is not an interview, it's just a test. Doctors don't use harsh attitudes to face you." For patients, especially those with mental disabilities like Liu Xiang, when it comes to operating the scale, Liu Xiang's manipulative ability will also be examined."

"Manual ability? What do you want him to do?" Bian Hexuan put down his pen again.No, who invented this test?Is it over?

"Test his ability to use hands, brain, and vision together, and complete the corresponding questions quickly and accurately within the limited time. Including his ability to understand society, thinking flexibility, and coordination skills, each question must not exceed the time limit, otherwise It is tantamount to giving up on answering the question."

Bian Hexuan's brain hurts, why is it so troublesome?The questions on the Internet are all multiple-choice questions, which seems really unbelievable.He has never been so worried about the high school entrance examination. If it is overtime, the answer he tried his best will not count, and the fool will die of grievance.

"Can I get the results of this test on the same day?" Bian Hexuan thought about the time of discharge.

"I will definitely not be able to get the score that day." Dr. Liang replied firmly. Seeing that the nervous elder brother took the pen again, "The score obtained on the day is the original score. Total IQ. It will take 1 day at the fastest. Now you know that intelligence tests on the Internet are not trustworthy, right? This kind of thing must be operated professionally.”

Bian Hexuan memorized quickly, afraid of missing something, but actually didn't want to hear anything.Now he can understand the mood of the idiot's mother. The 12-year-old little idiot has to deal with the intelligence examiner by himself and take the test alone for two hours. The psychological pressure on anyone is enough to drink a pot.

Liu Xiangzhi looked up after a while, feeling uneasy.When he looked up, he could see Luo Xiu, and Luo Xiu could see himself, but he didn't come to make trouble anymore.Liu Xiang felt that this was a good result of ignoring him. As long as she didn't say anything and the eldest brother didn't change people, Luo Xiu would feel boring after a few days of trouble.

The elder brother asked if he wanted to test his intelligence that day. Liu Xiang was actually not very happy at that time, not because he thought his elder brother thought he was stupid, but because he still remembered the experience of the intelligence test that year.He was still young that year, and the doctors and nurses were very friendly, but there were too many topics, and it was very tiring to do them all.But these days, he felt more and more that he wanted to do it.

Mom said that puberty will make you smarter, and Liu Xiang has experienced too many things in adolescence. I was admitted to junior high school at the age of 15, passed the exam with the help of my classmates and teachers, and took the unified exam at the age of 18.Although the grades were not particularly satisfactory, the admission notice for the secondary vocational special education class was issued.

The score line of the special education class was lower than that of the normal class, but Liu Xiang was very happy because he passed the exam by himself.That is, my mother died in the last year, and there were too many things to deal with, so I almost didn't finish reading it.

Then I joined the work and have been working diligently until now.After going through so many great events, have you become smarter?It used to be 75, just a little bit higher, 76 is fine, if it is higher, 78, that is a score that Liu Xiang dare not think about.

Thinking about it this way, Liu Xiang was full of expectations for this test, and the little yellow duck-colored scarf was woven down.But Bian Hexuan retreated, and he didn't want to think more and more, so he wanted to get out of the hospital and take the idiot home.

In the evening, as usual, Mr. Bian brought his little idiots to have a meal. Boss Gu was still not there, and Mi Xiaozuo led the reception as usual.

"Brother Xuan, your noodles." Mi Xiaozuo cooked a bowl of instant noodles for Bian Hexuan and added an egg.This is his best cooking skill.

Bian Hexuan had something on his mind, so he sucked noodles with a bowl.Mi Xiaozuo and Liu Xiang ate skewers, and they grabbed a bunch of small sausages.

Liu Xiang snatched it, and knowing that Xiao Zuo let him go, she asked, "Eh? Why can't you see Brother Gu Yi? If he is here, I will definitely not be able to snatch you."

Mi Xiaozuo squinted his eyes: "Your brother Gu Yi went to help me collect the money, and is so busy flying outside every day, if you miss him, I'll ask him to call you."

"I didn't think about it, I just, I can't see him all the time, so I asked." Liu Xiang ate meat skewers with a tissue, afraid of staining his neckline, so he asked, "Brother Zuo, brother Gu Yi, do you like you?" ?”

puff!Mr. Bian sprayed the noodle soup, which frightened Liu Xiang.

"What nonsense are you talking about, eat your food well." Bian Hexuan came back to his senses, quickly brought food to Liu Xiang, and glanced at Mi Xiaozuo, who was stunned into a sculpture, "Well, he is stupid, just listen to it Didn't listen."

There was a big trough in my heart, damn it, why did this little fool see it!

Mi Xiaozuo is insensitive to feelings, so when Liu Xiang said this, he froze in a dizzy daze, his reaction was several beats slow, and finally he smiled: "How is it possible... Xiangxiang, don't talk nonsense, it scares me caught."

"I'm not talking nonsense, brother Gu Yi, he's been peeping at you all the time." Liu Xiang continued his silly talk while eating his own little sausage.Mi Xiao missed the stick in his left hand and dropped it on the table.

"That's enough, that's enough, you will say, is this enough to eat?" Bian Hexuan wiped the oily mouth of the little fool, and he was helpless. Gu Yi held it back for 5 years, and the old blood in his heart was about to vomit. Ask Liu Xiang to speak bluntly and tear the window paper, so let's finish eating quickly and get away.

This little fool is too stupid.

Mi Xiaozuo was startled at first, and then gradually became embarrassed.He thinks that Gu Yi's younger brother is very kind to him, but...but how can he even like him?Besides, Gu Yi used to have a girlfriend, and he dated someone with long legs, and they dumped him in the end.How can you like yourself?Give me a break.

"You are mistaken, Gu Yi is my younger brother, Gu Yi...he is good to everyone." Mi Xiaozuo dodged with an unusually uncertain look, confused, "By the way, Brother Xuan explained that he will take you tomorrow Go to the test, go back to sleep early after eating, come on, come on."

"Well, I'll finish eating right away. After the test is over, my eldest brother will be discharged from the hospital soon." Liu Xiang didn't know that she had caused an uproar, but just accelerated the speed of eating.Bian Hexuan lowered his head and wiped the table violently, cleaning up the mess for his idiot.

I went back to 301 at night, and it was time to go to bed.Liu Xiang took a bath, put a layer of baby face on her body, and lay down on the small bed to count the sheep.

Bian Hexuan went round and round, refusing to lie down no matter what, and even wanted to drink a bottle of essential oil to refresh himself.Liu Xiang is going to have an IQ test tomorrow, should I take him there?What if the test score is not good?Is it too difficult to answer questions continuously for two hours?What if the questions are more difficult than his 12-year-old set, and he can't answer them?I can't go in by myself, even if I want to cheat.

Bian Hexuan later found out that this was just worrying, because the test questions are different for each age group.

"Brother, do you have something to say?" Liu Xiang counted the sheep, and opened her eyes to see that the elder brother hadn't washed his face yet. "If you want to say something, just sit down and talk on my nurse's bed. Brother, your legs are just right. Standing all the time, you should be lame."

"Brother is not lame, you go to bed first." Bian Hexuan has been addicted to cigarettes recently, and whenever he has free time, he uses his mobile phone to check the intelligence test information.Right now, I'm sitting on the nurse's bed and looking at my phone, and the more I look at it, the more irritable I become.

Liu Xiang got up again: "Brother, what are you looking at? I'll take a look too, okay?"

"No, brother is reading, and you can't understand it." The phone was quickly put away.

"Oh, I get it." Liu Xiang picked Bian Hexuan's shoulder and peeked at the phone screen, "Brother, are you reading that kind of bad book?"

Bian Hexuan had a headache: "What are you pretending to be in your little head? Is brother the kind of person who reads pornographic books?"

"Brother, you can read the pornographic books, that's fine." Liu Xiang also understood a little bit, and convicted Bian Hexuan with one blow, "Let's stay together from now on."

"Together? What are you doing together?"

"...read that together, little yellow book. We both work during the day and stay up late at night to read it." When I lay down, I felt that my elder brother was holding down my little quilt, so I tugged hard.

Staying up late to read pornographic books... Boss Bian is speechless, his child's brain circuit is so strange, right?Don't get angry with the examiner tomorrow, just give it 3 points.

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Dr. Liang thought in his heart: Liu Xiang's brother should also take a test together, tsk tsk.