If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang masturbated the wild dogs very smoothly, touched the big brother's little cockroach and said: "Car beauty, big brother's car is very beautiful."

"Car grooming?" Old man Meng raised his eagle eyes, smashed the dog from head to toe, and looked at it. He was well dressed, but he had a face that lied to a little girl. I don't know if car grooming counts now. stable career.

Mr. Bian, who loves to eat sugar triangles, is afraid of pain, and is also engaged in car beauty, is fucking speechless. It’s not that he discriminates against the industry. How did such a powerful company become a car beauty?Who told Liu Xiang this!

"Go home and have a rest first." Old man Meng didn't wait for anyone to explain, his eyes became kind again when he saw Liu Xiang, "Come to uncle's house for dinner at night, don't fall asleep."

"Hey, then I'll go back to the house with my elder brother first. My elder brother has bad legs, so he is slow to go up the second floor." Liu Xiang also showed off his elder brother, saying goodbye to Uncle Meng on the first floor, step by step. Bian Hexuan went up the stairs.

Bian Hexuan was still thinking about when he would start car detailing, and he was there in a blink of an eye.

Liu Xiang lived on the second floor, and Uncle Meng lived on the first floor, which happened to be the upper and lower houses.Liu Xiang clattered out of the small bag again, took out the key, opened the key to see the pattern on it, and chose the anti-theft door.

"Brother, my house was renovated the year before last. Uncle Meng helped me, and I saved the money myself." Liu Xiang unscrewed the anti-theft door and started looking for the key to the inner door.Bian Hexuan waited quietly, unable to tell what it was like, and wanted to laugh all the time.He has caught big rabbits for several months, and today he has touched the rabbit's nest.

The big rabbit even brought himself into the nest, so damn cute.

"My house is small, but there are two rooms. Now I live with Tianpeng." Liu Xiang is very polite. People don't come to his house very often. Except for Uncle Meng, no one has been here for a long time. Let me introduce you seriously.Bian Hexuan was also very cooperative, letting Liu Xiang know what he was thinking as a landlord.In the hospital before, it was other people's place, and 301 was the patient's place. As soon as he got home, this little fool began to look beautiful, showing off in his own territory.

"It's good. I'm not used to living in a big house. It's better to be smaller. We can live in the same house." Limen slowly moved away in front of his eyes, just like the plot of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves, which made people feel full of emotion. Anticipation and sweetness are almost as cool as getting rich overnight!

"Then we two will be home now..." Liu Xiang took her elder brother's hand into the living room, and a litter of pink rabbits in her arms also arrived home, popping out and running around.On the front is the kitchen, with a bedroom on the left and right. It was getting dark after 6 o'clock, Liu Xiang turned on the light, and the light was warm yellow, not the kind of incandescent light in the hospital, which made the ceiling look like an eggshell.

Bian Hexuan is not used to living in a house that is too big. A villa of 700 square meters is too big, but a villa of 400 square meters is just right.But, he didn't expect the rabbit's nest to be so small.The first reaction is to convert it first, it is about 50 square meters, and according to the house price in this place, it is less than 300 million.

"Okay, you little fool still has real estate, but you really don't show off your wealth." Bian Hexuan used to be the one who dragged people into the house, but this time he became the one who was dragged, and he didn't recognize his life at all, compared to himself Home is also skilled.

Liu Xiang put down the small bag and followed behind foolishly, not feeling that the wild dogs from outside took over the rabbit's nest in an instant. "Brother, come here, I live in this house, I have lived in it since I was a child."

Don't mention how happy it is, it looks like a bunch of little rabbits are following behind its buttocks.

The room was really small, and the door of the master bedroom was closed. Bian Hexuan judged that it was Liu Xiangma's master bedroom, so he couldn't enter it casually.But the second bedroom is the little fool's house, so it's his house. I walked in with the suitcase and passed a small bathroom, um, about 5 or 6 square meters.

As Liu Xiang said, the house is very new.Although it is a simple decoration, it is really clean.It seems that Uncle Meng came a lot.

Bian Hexuan was about to push the door open and enter the rabbit's nest to find out, when his foot slipped suddenly, and he had to hold on to the wall to stop.

"What the hell...fuck, bastard?" Bian Hexuan was startled, there was a tortoise shell curled up beside his feet, it was really big, about the size of a palm.

"It's not a bastard, it's a little tortoise. This is my little tortoise. It's just... I've been raised for more than 20 years. It's not a bastard. My little tortoise is called Tianpeng." Liu Xiangke felt distressed, the little tortoise was given by her mother , the size of an egg when I got it back.After finally raising it so big, I asked my elder brother to step on it.

Why, big brother, don't you look at the road?Quickly picked it up, held it in the palm of my hand and wiped it. "My little turtle was stepped on by the elder brother and scolded. It's not bastard, it's the canopy."

"Canopy? Is it still a canopy for its small size?" Bian Hexuan knocked on the tortoise's shell a few times, it seems that it is an ordinary Brazilian tortoise that can buy two for ten yuan, but it is rare to raise such a big one, "This bastard can't call Did I trample to death? Why didn’t you respond?”

"It's not bastard, my little turtle is called Tianpeng." Liu Xiang tried to correct herself as if she was not a fool. She didn't let her elder brother scold her, touched the turtle's shell with her finger, and blew air upwards, "Big brother stepped on my little turtle, step on it!" Feet... the canopy is not bastard."

Blowing and blowing, Bian Hexuan found that the unresponsive bastard slipped out a crooked little tail, then poked out the rear paws, then the front paws, and finally the bastard's head, slowly heading towards Liu Xiang stretch.Wang Ba Mung Dou's eyes are still open.

Really fucking recognized someone!

"All right, the canopy canopy, brother's legs are tired, lie down for a while, and then communicate with the little bastard, let him recognize his father." Bian Hexuan took the tortoise shell away, thinking that the little bastard was taking possession of it. Liu Xiang's hand is broken, only if he holds it himself.

The fool's hut is really surprising.A large window, a king-size single bed, and a large wardrobe.The bookcase is bigger than the wardrobe, next to it is a desk and chair.There is an electronic organ next to the wall, covered with white cloth to prevent dust from falling.Bian Hexuan was not polite, picked up the cloth to have a look, Yamaha.

The idiot's mother is a piano teacher, Bian Hexuan suddenly remembered. "Where's your piano?"

"I used to have it, but later my mother was at home with an electronic piano. When she went out to class, she took me with her. There are pianos at the students' homes. I waited at the students' homes." Liu Xiang got hot when she entered the room, and took off her coat in a proper manner. Camisoles.

"Brother, are you hot? If you are hot, put your clothes in my closet." Liu Xiang opened the big closet, which was almost empty.Under the cabinet is a row of sneakers, all of which are cheap and common pull-back shoes.

Bian Hexuan looked at the fool's translucent vest, suddenly it was so fucking hot, take off your clothes.Just as he was about to unbutton it, there was movement under his feet again, and when he looked down, his eyes almost popped out.

Before today, if someone told Bian Hexuan that Wang Bahui was housekeeper, he would not believe it.Now, the bastard who was just put on the ground by him, why the hell is he moving so fast, he even crawled to the edge of his feet, bumping his shoes, like clockwork.

"Why is this? This little bastard can still hit people." Bian Hexuan was amused, grabbed him, and made eye contact with the bastard, "What are you doing? Have a problem with me, right? Fight each other?"

"Brother, my little turtle recognizes people, so don't bully it. Once you live in it, it will be with you. It's called the canopy, not the bastard." Liu Xiang put the canopy on the desk.The lights in the room were not turned on, and the light from the living room sneaked in, taking a rough look.The hurdle vest, half light and half dark, fell on Liu Xiang's straight shoulders, covering his protruding collarbone.

Turning around and looking again, it was Liu Xiangci's strong back, which seemed to be covered with a layer of gauze, and the scab could be seen through the cloth.In fact, the hurdle vest was washed thin, but in Bian Hexuan's eyes, it was more beautiful than a wedding dress.

In just a few seconds, Bian Hexuan threw away the windbreaker, leaving only a short sleeve.When I realized it again, I was already inseparable from the fool.

It's the same as sucking souls into each other.

Liu Xiang didn't expect her elder brother to slap her when she entered the room, and she leaned back, her back feeling sore. "Brother, aren't you, are your legs tired? It's not dark yet. I'm sweating."

"It's getting dark... I won't teach you how to do this when it's getting dark!" Bian Hexuan was also sweating, more irritable than 15 years old, and he rushed forward to kiss, and while kissing, he lifted the idiot onto the desk, and his flowery arms turned to the small Stretching in the vest.

Liu Xiang clamped her elder brother's waist with her thighs, twisted her shoulders and hummed a few times: "That won't work, it's not dark, we can't have sex..."

"If you can't hit it, why don't you hit it too?" Bian Hexuan grabbed the rabbit's mouth, knowing that he was impatient, and lightly touched the back of Liu Xiang's neck.As soon as she touched it, Liu Xiang let her kiss when she felt comfortable. She shrank her neck just now, but now she hugs people with her arms.Before anything happened, the two of them kissed until the cabin heated up.

The kiss made Boss Bian start to swell, and he felt that the little fool was going to swell too.It's so exciting to play bo'er secretly in the hut where the little fool grew up, without turning on the lights.

"Brother, I'll go down." Liu Xiang felt that it was inappropriate, her mouth was swollen, "It's nothing to do this as soon as I get back to the house..."

"What is it? We are not..." The little fool refused to let the kiss, Bian Hexuan hurriedly took another sip to take advantage, "Aren't we married? In two days, brother will take you back, let's work hard! "

"Take it hard?" Liu Xiang didn't understand, but after thinking about it, she felt that it had something to do with the movies he had seen about men and men. She slid down from the desk and looked at her toes, "I don't have that kind of movie at home. , that was in..."

"I can do it without a movie!" Bian Hexuan was eager to try, and he had to surpass his ex-boyfriend in this aspect.Now it's like coaxing a child, wrapping around Liu Xiang's back and rubbing his spine.

"Brother, you... really know it?" Liu Xiang's eyes widened, not entirely surprised, but also a little surprised.

Bian Hexuan held hands and took a bite. It wasn't a real bite, but a very distressed bite: "Brother really knows how to do it! Look, my hair is all loose because of you, what should I do?"

Just kissing and groping, Bian Hexuan asked Liu Xiang to pull off that little pull, and the rubber band didn't know where it went.

"Then let's just, let's have another boo..." Liu Xiang swallowed.He is stupid, so shy that he can't straighten his fingers, but he likes to kiss his eldest brother.What's more, the eldest brother stroked his back, which was very comfortable.

One kiss is not enough, I want to kiss more.

Bian Hexuan didn't expect that the instant his face got hot, the idiot would pooh. Just as he was about to pounce on him and turn his back on the guest, the doorbell rang.Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong... Although it can't scare Boss Bian's guts, it is indeed a disturbance.

"Xiangwazi, open the door!" It was old man Meng's voice.Liu Xiang stopped kissing after hearing this, and suddenly saw a small rubber band dangling from the canopy, and became anxious all at once.

"Oh, this, I can't eat it." Liu Xiang grabbed the rubber band, "Brother, open the door for me, the canopy will die if it eats this."

Come on, Bian Hexuan walked quickly to open the door: "Come on! Come on!" As soon as he opened the door, old man He Meng was dumbfounded.

Old man Meng didn't expect the person who opened the door to be so virtuous, with tattoos on his arms in a mess, like a stinky hooligan, why are his lips still swollen?

"What are you doing, you! Where is my Xiangwazi!" Old man Meng blew his beard and stared again in anger, "You, what is the matter with your arm! Are you a decent person? My Xiangwazi!"

Bian Hexuan reacted quickly, and froze for a moment: "Yo, Uncle Meng, I'm changing clothes. Do you have something to do? I'll ask him to go."

"Uncle, my little turtle..." Liu Xiang heard the call from the hut, and ran out while grabbing the rubber band.It's okay if they don't come out, but once Bian Hexuan came out, he felt as if the two of them had been raped.

"The canopy doesn't let go, eat this, it's damned." With a mess of rabbit fur, Liu Xiang rushed out, her hurdle vest was wrinkled, sweaty, and her lips were swollen.

Two men with swollen lips stood in the door, and old man Meng regretted that he didn't carry his Tai Chi sword on his back, and shot the dog who entered the house and wanted to do something wrong!

"Uncle, the canopy eats rubber bands, what should I do?" Liu Xiang didn't know that the collar of her hurdling vest had been stretched, so she was worried about the canopy.Old man Meng closed his eyes, took the canopy and put it on the ground, belly up.In order to turn over, the tortoise put its head on the ground and opened its mouth.

"Thank you Uncle Meng, I'll put the canopy in the water tank."

"Put on your clothes quickly and go downstairs to eat. Your brother and sister are here too." Old man Meng has a son and a daughter, who are more than ten years older than Liu Xiang. He comes back to eat once a week, and stares at the tattooed dog again. He scolded: "And you, have you brought your ID card?"

"I brought it with me." Bian Hexuan saw that nothing happened, so he quickly laughed and pretended to be a golden retriever.

"Then come down with your ID card!"

"..." Bian Hexuan groaned in his heart, and was so annoyed that he had nowhere to appeal for grievances.Not only do you have to be disgusted by bastards when you fall in love now, but you also have to check your ID card, which is pretty awesome.

The author has something to say:

Cough cough, from personal experience, domestic turtles can bother and recognize people.And it's really fast when hitting someone with a shell.

Mr. Bian: Call me Dad.

Canopy: Don't beat me.