If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Old man Meng's house and Liu Xiang's house have the same apartment type, 56 square meters. He usually lives alone, and his children come back for dinner from time to time.The son is Meng Yang, and the daughter has a nice name, Meng Yazhu.

Bian Hexuan went downstairs with his ID card in his pocket, but his legs were still uncomfortable.Damn, I can't live in a good house, and the money is fucking wasted.

Liu Xiang saw that she was used to it, she didn't recognize her when she entered the room, she dragged Bian Hexuan to sit beside the dining table: "Brother, you sit down, my sister Xiaozhu is ready to cook, sister Xiaozhu, it looks good."

"Your mouth is sweet, come here, my sister will wash the tomatoes for you." The kitchen is very small, the old man Meng's house has been partitioned off, and Meng Yazhu brought up a plate of sliced ​​cucumbers, "Go out and eat dumplings at the front door, and eat noodles with fried sauce at night." .”

When Bian Hexuan heard it, it's ok, he and he are both old Beijing in Forty-Nine City, and it seems that they can have a common topic.Does it look good?It's just average, just looks pretty good.

"That's my sister." Meng Yang sat across from him and set the table and chopsticks. Seeing the tall man looking at his sister, he felt a little emotional.It's not that every man who looks at Xiaozhu has unreasonable thoughts, but that the whole Meng family is hostile to the man Liu Xiang brought back, and they can't wait to sweep him out.

"Hello, hello, I don't mean that. Brother, my surname is Bian. Just click on that Bian. His name is Bian Hexuan. They are both old Beijingers. You will know everything when you check it out." Bian Hexuan quickly stood up and shook hands with him. No response was received as expected.

Meng Yang nodded symbolically, but he couldn't really be ignorant of the rules. Old Beijingers are hospitable, and they are guests when they enter the door. "Sit down, my name is Meng Yang, and that's my sister Meng Yazhu. Liu Xiang was grown up by the two of us, and we played with him when we were young. He has a bad mind, so don't try to think about him."

"Looks like it's grown? What does Brother Meng belong to?" Bian Hexuan's brain started to move. This Meng Yang looks like he is in his 40s. He is probably fifteen or sixteen years older. age?

Meng Yang was wearing a plaid shirt, with a square face and a letter like a letter between his eyebrows: "Tiger."

"Coincidentally, I am also a tiger. We are destined, brother Meng is older than me?" Bian Hexuan guessed right, he is 32 years old, and Meng Yang is 44 years old.

"Stop making friends with my son!" Old man Meng strolled out of the hut, and hung the Tai Chi sword behind the door like a Shangfang sword.The living room is not big, and the table is small, just an ordinary dining table for four.Old man Meng took the main seat, Meng Yang sat next to him, and Bian Hexuan was early in the society, so he knew he couldn't sit still, and the game would be over after he sat.

"Uncle Meng, do you drink tea? I have some good ones here, you can try it." Boss Bian has a high IQ, and there is tea in the suitcase, so he took it down casually.A small square iron box with no words on it.

Old man Meng raised his eyebrows: "No need! I don't have any tea at home?"

"No, isn't this the first time I'm here, Xiangxiang entrusted you to take care of me before..."

"Don't think I can't see it because I'm old and dim!" Old man Meng didn't bother to talk about family matters, and he opened the door and saw the mountain directly, "Xiang Wazi has gone astray, but don't just play casually just because there is no one in his house! Find a normal person to play with! He is a silly boy, why are you playing with him! And what is going on with your arm!"

Bian Hexuan was about to take Gu Yi Xiaozuo to confess his guilt: "Uncle Meng, listen to my explanation, I am really not that stinky hooligan, I am here to cover my scars. If you don't believe me, touch it."

"Go and grab one side! What scars are you covering up? Where did you get the car detailing? Don't walk in a serious way, and you're a social habit!" Old man Meng slapped the table, his chopsticks vibrated, and the bowls and chopsticks were particularly loud.

Liu Xiang was chopping radish in the kitchen. When she heard the noise, she poked her head halfway out and watched eagerly: "Uncle Meng, my brother's leg is not good. He has a broken bone. He keeps standing, so he should be limping...he should be limping." Yes. Let him sit, will you?"

"It's okay, it's fine if I stand for a while." Bian Hexuan was so beautiful in his heart, look, it's still his own wife who loves others, so fucking cute.But the face is very calm, pretending to be a grandson, with a sense of heroism and righteousness that I will bear when the sky falls.

"Let him sit down for a while, don't feel sorry for him!" Old man Meng was so angry that he licked his teeth, Xiangwazi just didn't live up to it, he likes a good face, and when he likes it, he has partiality.

"That fractured end is not easy to take care of. You have to sit down." With one hand behind his back, the little cook began to slow down and screwed up with old man Meng. "Sit down, brother, and I'll shred the radish."

When Mr. Bian heard this, he said, wow, there is no repayment, this daughter-in-law must be married, so let's dedicate myself tonight.

Old man Meng was angry for a while, and reluctantly said: "Sit down, and then explain, what's the matter with your tattoo? Xiangwazi is an honest child, and he doesn't understand your society."

Bian Hexuan thought for a while, and still had to tell the truth: "That's right, I have a friend who is in business, and there was a little trouble, so I helped him solve it, and asked the light box to be smashed, and the glass shard scratched my arm." Look, if you don’t believe me.” After finishing speaking, he stretched his right arm, nodded and bowed, “I’m really not that stinky hooligan, I never fight with others, obey the law, and work hard. Look, I even tattooed the canopy Well, Xiangxiang drew it, it looks pretty, right?"

Meng Yang wiped it with his hands, and said to his father, "It's on the tattoo."

Old man Meng was a bit dazed, poked his head and squinted for a look: "Well, he's a bastard."

"Yes, it's that bastard. You said that I tattooed all the bastard faces painted by Xiangxiang, can I play him?" Bian Hexuan quickly expressed his loyalty.

"That's not necessarily true." In view of the lessons learned from the past, old man Meng dared not take it lightly, "Have you brought your ID card?"

"I brought it with me, here it is for you." Bian Hexuan felt that he had been beaten back to before the liberation. Before the age of 20, he was so humble in his small business. , and I won't be lame in the future. Besides, I'm really a good person."

"Good guy? The last one in Xiangwazi looks more like a good guy, gentle, fair and clean, and the state unit is not a wolf-hearted dog! Just you? It doesn't look like it!" Old man Meng held his ID card far away to see clearly , first matched the photos, and then looked at the registered residence, "Your house is in an alley?"

Bian Hexuan was dumbfounded. He bought a lot of houses and was too lazy to change his residence registration. He was not willing to sell the house in the small alley, so he thought about the location of his residence registration. The explanation is not clear now. "No, I still have a room, the building. I wanted to take Xiangxiang back to live in, but he quit, saying that my mother wouldn't let him go to someone else's house, so I voluntarily came back to live with him."

"Huh! Lie!" Old man Meng felt that the dog was not telling the truth, so he slapped his ID card on the table, "Take Xiangwazi back? There are old parents at home at your age! How can you take it back? He is a big boy, He is still mentally handicapped, how do you bring him home? That means the child is obedient, so he can't be fooled by you!"

Bian Hexuan is so annoying, he really should bring the real estate certificate, vehicle driving book and business license together: "Let me tell you about my family's situation, my father left early, my mother knew that I like men, and that we both know If you want to be a partner, you will scold me. Can you trust me once?"

"I believe you? I believed it at the beginning... Do you dare to call? Call your home now!" Old man Meng didn't give up at all, "Turn on the horn and call your old lady, do you dare? dare?"

"I dare, don't beat me to death with a hammer." Bian Hexuan took out his mobile phone to call Sister Bian, the dial tone beeped, and continued to explain, "My mother really knows, I recruited from my family when I was 18, Tell my father to hit me with the poker, not to mention how tragic it is. It hurts more than a broken bone."

Liu Xiang listened with her rabbit ears, but was afraid of being scolded by Uncle Meng, so she timidly glanced here. "Brother, tell me, what hurts?"

"It doesn't hurt, you cook, don't cut your hands. I'll make you an iced Coke when I get home." Bian Hexuan was used to persuading others, knowing how to coax a rabbit.

There was a series of long beeps, and the phone was connected. "Hey, where are you? Why didn't you come home?"

When Bian Hexuan heard this, he quickly said, "Mom, I'm staying here with Xiangxiang. I'll stay here for a few days."

Bian Yun frowned at the other end: "Who is your mother, where did you go?"

Bian Hexuan saw that old man Meng's sword could hardly hold back, and complained that Sister Bian was slowing down at the critical moment: "You are not my mother, who is? If you don't recognize your son, wait for the son's body to be collected."

Old man Meng already wanted to bombard people. The last one was five people and six people, even more civil servants than civil servants. Who knew he was a live animal.This one is good, it looks like a live animal, and I can't tell what virtue it has in private.

"Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense just after you get out of the hospital! It's just that you haven't been upright since you were a child, and you're only called mother when you get into trouble. I thought you were kidnapped!" Bian Yun was driving and waiting for a red light, "Isn't it dinner tonight? Is it? Where did you take Xiangxiang?"

Bian Hexuan quickly nodded to old man Meng, look, look, this is really my mother, my biological mother. "Xiangxiang won't go back with me. I'll stay at his house for a while, and then move after he gets used to it. Mom, we've decided on a partner, don't you object?"

His son never spoke like that. Bian Yun really felt that his son was stuck in the neck with a knife, and he was confused: "What are you fussing about? Hurry up and bring Xiangxiang back, don't run around with others. And your You also have to pay attention to the legs, don’t be fooled when you just connected them.”

"Come back, come back, I'll be back in a few days, then your son will hang up first, and I will explain to you in two days." Bian Hexuan hung up the phone quickly, for fear that his mother would sell his past deeds of fighting in the sky.After hanging up the phone, he looked at old man Meng and then at big brother Meng with the expression of a full score in the test.

"It's really my mother. She really doesn't care about my mother, and she is urging me to take him home." Bian Hexuan handed in his ID card and his mobile phone. He felt that his golden retriever was very successful. rabies vaccine.

Meng Yang and his father nodded: "It sounds like I know it, it's better than the last one."

"But do you think he looks like a serious worker?" After the phone call, old man Meng's attitude improved a little bit, and he stopped grinning at Bian Hexuan, "The ugly thing is that Yanzi gave Xiangwazi to him back then. My family is gone, count as half of my own son, don't try to bully him stupid!"

There was a teapot on the dining table, and Bian Hexuan was very discerning in making tea, pouring tea one by one: "I really didn't bully him, I treat him like my own child. This tea is for the leader, I am really serious People who work, why don't you check my tax returns?"

Meng Yang is not as hot-tempered as his father, and has worked in the society for a long time. He understands that tattoos and character are basically not linked: "Don't blame my father for talking to you, Liu Xiang's situation...we also think more about it."

"Understood, I thought about it a lot, so I followed him back. He didn't want to live with me and didn't force him. By the way, Xiangxiang just finished the intelligence test. He is borderline mentally retarded, and he is no longer mildly mentally retarded." Bian Hexuan said. Dare to sit down and start to take notes in my heart.

Yanzi must be a fool's mother. Before she died, she entrusted her foolish son to the old neighbor.There is something in what old man Meng said, what kind of gentleman and good man of a national enterprise, most likely is that idiot ex-boyfriend.

It seems that the ex-boyfriend provoked the Meng family, and the family was very angry.

"It's not mentally retarded, and you can't play him!" Old man Meng didn't know much about medicine, but he knew that Xiangwazi's brains were not enough, no matter whether he was slightly mentally retarded or not.

"Hey, I'll give you a good news. I'll let him do whatever he wants. Uncle Meng, if you're not used to drinking tea, I still have tea at home. I'll bring you all." Bian Hexuan peeked at his little fool's comment , I liked it very much, and said, "Look at my ID card, I have short hair. I really didn't like this before. It's because he likes to play with my hair. Leave him a small hair. Cut it, I'm such a good person."

Old man Meng took a sip of his tea, his tone calmed down instantly. "Xiangwazi likes to play with her hair. Yanzi used to wear big braids, and the child is used to it."

"Yes, yes, then I'll keep it." Bian Hexuan continued to lower his eyebrows and be pleasing to the eye, and his heart moved. Hearing old man Meng's tone when he mentioned the idiot's mother...it was quite different.

Seeing that the kitchen was almost done, Meng Yang said, "Dad, don't interrogate him for now, let's eat. This man... seems to be distracted by the last one, and observe for a few more days."

"Yes, your family is welcome to observe carefully." Bian Hexuan got up to refill the tea, but his anger rose from his stomach, and he wanted to ask: "Don't think I'm talkative, who is that grandson?"

Old man Meng didn't like listening to people swearing, so he glanced at him: "Speak well, who are you talking about?"

"It's Xiangxiang's ex-boyfriend, that stinking idiot, who hits you every time he sees you." Boss Bian didn't know that his poor impression points had all been deducted, and he even cursed.

The author has something to say:

Uncle Meng: This time, we have to keep our eyes open, and we can't let the dog smash in the door by the way.