If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Old man Meng really didn't like this tall guy, he looked very unreliable and had a dirty mouth. "Don't keep cursing people in front of Xiangwazi, and what did you say about your name just now?"

"Bian Hexuan, click on that Bian, the crane of the crane, Che Ganxuan." Boss Bian habitually reached out to touch his pocket, shit, he didn't bring his business card.

Old man Meng closed his eyes and thought for a while: "Well, the name is good, and he looks educated. What education?"

Headache, Bian Hexuan is most afraid to ask this.First, Dabo'er was caught at the scene, then he disliked living in a small alley, and then he looked down on the tattooed arm, and now he finally asked about the proposition.

You can't say that your education is not as high as Liu Xiang's, right?At any rate, he was about to graduate, and he turned around beautifully after just one year of studying.

"I graduated from a junior college, and my grades are average, but you can rest assured that I will have no problem raising him. He doesn't have to work. I will take care of him." Bian Hexuan swears to Cucumber Shreds that he never blush when lying.

"Who will take care of you? The child has a job, how much can you earn from a car beauty!" It's not that he looks down on this job, old man Meng really hates this Bian Hexuan, he thinks he is out of tune, "Your surname, tsk, It's also inconsequential. Everyone can call a big Zhang Xiaoliu, what can you call him?"

That's why people call me Mr. Bian.Bian Hexuan thought to himself, and continued to act cowardly: "I am also very annoying, but my mother's last name is this. You can call me whatever you want in the future, just call me Daxuanzi."

Daxuanzi?Old man Meng smacked at these three words: "Your accent is also a person who grew up at the foot of the imperial city. To be a man, you must have a conscience. Bullying fools is like lightning!"

"Yes yes yes, I really don't want to bully him, I treat him like a child." Bian Hexuan looked at the faces of the Meng family father and son, and asked with a smile: "Can you say now? What happened to Xiangxiang's ex-boyfriend? I'm just out of breath, nothing else."

"Stop talking, eat the noodles while they are hot, or they will be lumpy." Meng Yazhu was holding the noodles that had just been cold watered, and Liu Xiang was holding a plate of braised octopus.The living room is small, Bian Hexuan got up to make room, helped to arrange the dishes and bowls, and was the last to sit down.

Meng Yazhu also rejected this strange man.But there is no way, my stupid younger brother really likes it, he never stops talking when cutting vegetables, and he will say that my elder brother looks good, and later he will say that my elder brother loves me, my elder brother, my elder brother, he praises that he is omnipotent.

"I didn't expect Xiangxiang to come back today. I didn't prepare well." Meng Yazhu scooped up noodles, which were old Beijing fried sauce. "Are you used to eating?"

"Habits, habits, I grew up in Xuanwu." Bian Hexuan began to offer treasures, considering that Meng Yazhu was older than himself, he opened his mouth to recognize relatives: "Sister, I am a good person, really."

"Who is your sister?" Meng Yazhu frowned, feeling that this person was too thick-skinned.

"My elder brother, my elder brother is very nice, he is a good man." Liu Xiang didn't say anything for a long time, feeling very anxious, the two of them squeezed together like a stool, blushing, "Here, elder brother, you can eat hairtail fish , Sister Xiaozhu made it for me, it’s delicious.”

Old man Meng didn't move his chopsticks, Bian Hexuan didn't dare to move, but Liu Xiang couldn't understand, and the first chopsticks caught the octopus in his bowl.

Xie Cai, sometimes this person is too honest and prone to bad things.Mr. Bian saw the favorability he had gained with great difficulty, and was poked back to the original point by the chopsticks of the little fool.

"You eat first, I will eat later." The hairtail was put into Liu Xiang's small bowl again, "Brother is not hungry, be obedient."

"Elder brother, you eat, your legs are bad." Liu Xiang held the tip of her chopsticks in her mouth, looked at her elder brother affectionately, and then looked at others, "Uncle Meng, my elder brother's legs are just right, he keeps what he says, we... Come down, I will marry him."

Bian Hexuan quickly nodded and smiled, if there was a dog's tail, he would be turned into a fucking propeller by now.

Old man Meng felt desolate in his heart, and it was wrong to say that he hated iron but could not make steel.Xiangwazi is not a piece of iron, and he cannot be demanded by the standard of steel.Don't mention how good he was when he was a child, taking so many medicines never made Yanzi worry, much easier to take care of than Meng Yang.But his kind of obedience is not a normal way of obedience.

So obedient, so obedient that people can tell at a glance that there is something wrong with this child.It didn't get better until I was eleven or twelve years old, and I slowly made up cultural lessons.Later, Yanzi passed away, and Xiangwazi went to work in the hospital, so no one worried about him.I thought I could live my life smoothly, but one morning a few years ago, this silly boy brought back a man, and he was also blushing to serve him food.

Leaving aside whether Xiangwazi knows how to date, just liking men is like a bolt from the blue to Lao Meng's family.Men and men, isn't that gay!

Yanzi's son was gay, and it took half a year for old man Meng to reluctantly accept it, and tried to persuade him, but he couldn't persuade him.I didn't want to leave one, and another one came, it didn't look as good as the last one.Old man Meng was so angry that he almost yelled, Liu Xiang is a silly boy, what are you smart people who have cars and houses looking for him?What can he understand?Can you find someone with similar conditions?

"Eat it, eat it all, a piece of hairtail can be more expensive." Old man Meng felt sorry for the child and didn't want to spoil the fun.

It was only then that Bian Hexuan dared to move his chopsticks, and quietly picked the noodles in his bowl, knowing that he could not talk any more at this time.He is smart, he is smart, the three members of the old Meng family may not be smarter than him, and they can guess what they think.

If you don't talk to me, you don't talk to yourself. There is a saying, it's time to see people's hearts.He also wanted to let Lao Meng's family know that, regardless of his tattoos, swearing, and pigtails, he is not serious, he really came to start a family.

After eating this noodle meal, Bian Hexuan left his mobile phone number for the Meng family, ensuring that Liu Xiang would be there whenever he needed something.He cleaned the dishes for Meng Yazhu again, recognized a god-sister in a stern manner, and then followed the little fool upstairs.

After entering the rabbit's nest, Bian Hexuan relaxed and looked for Gu Yi with his mobile phone.When Liu Xiang saw his elder brother calling, he knew that he was going to talk about work again, so he didn't bother him, so he took a small plate of lettuce leaves to find the canopy.

This bastard recognizes people, he came out by himself as soon as the door opened, and crawled to the little fool's feet with great difficulty.Bian Hexuan watched Liu Xiang squatting and feeding Wang Bate funny, like feeding a puppy, it was painful.

"Hey, Brother Xuan, where are you?" Boss Gu also thought that Brother Xuan had gone home, "Do you want to eat tonight?"

"Don't eat, I've finished eating noodles. I won't go back soon, I'll live with Xiangxiang. If you have anything to do, come to his house to find me. I'll give you the location on WeChat." Bian Hexuan answered the phone, strolled back to the room, and started to browse big closet.

The wardrobe has to be changed, and everything has to be taken care of.

"What? Where do you live?" Gu Yi thought Brother Xuan was talking in his sleep.

"Living at Liu Xiang's house, I'm afraid he won't be used to going back with me. He has a house, and he's much smarter than Xiao Zuo in my house. Once demolished, he's in the hands of millions, can't you tell? My wife is very rich, and I'm a married couple. After looking through the big wardrobe, Bian Hexuan began to look through the bottom drawer, not treating himself as an outsider at all.Even the shoe size was scanned.

Start by counting the fool's belongings, how many clothes, how many shoes, how many vests and shorts, Bian Hexuan, like a convulsed drug detection dog, figured out the infiltration one by one.

"That's awesome, brother Xuan, you're awesome. Brothers have to obey you even if they don't obey the wall. I just paid Xiao Zuo to settle the bill, and this family... the crying and scolding was like Xiao Zuo forcing them to pay usury, no Those who knew thought Xiao Zuo had lost his conscience."

"Damn, can you bear it?"

"It's okay. We haven't met anyone before. Are you still afraid of this?" Gu Yi works steadily, while Bian Hexuan is a bit slanted, and likes to do things with high risks and high returns. "When I think about it, how did they force Xiao Zuo to take money?" I was so energetic that I was indifferent even when I cried like a beggar.”

"That's fine. If I can't bear it, I really arrange for a professional to come." Bian Hexuan finished counting and locked the bookcase again.Hey, it's full of DVDs, probably all of them are tear-making bitter movies.

Boss Gu is very vigilant, knowing that Brother Xuan must have a way to call: "Brother Xuan, you won't show that Liu Xiang has the demolition money at night, right? Let's say yes first, I just closed the shop of Chuan Chuan Xiang, and I have to take care of Xiao Zuo."

"No, who do you think I am? Are you addicted to opening skewers?" Bian Hexuan touched the glass door, found no ashes, and began to touch the desk, "Do you have Buick, BYD, etc. in your restaurant? One, I’ll exchange the company’s Audi with you.”

"what?"

"Xiangxiang doesn't know who to listen to. She insists that I am engaged in car beauty, and his old neighbors don't want to see me, so I want to borrow your restaurant's car. Otherwise, people will treat me as a dog. If you follow the pretentious route, this daughter-in-law will not be able to marry."

"...Let's do it, let's talk about it first, it's better." Gu Yi knows that it is difficult to run a business, and there are requirements from above. The Audi A6 is the highest configuration, so he said to me, you can make trouble for me, my wife is not good enough For a moment, you've gone to live in someone else's house, what are you showing off!

After finishing the car, Bian Hexuan called Tang Xuan again. Apart from arranging work, the next step was to get a DVD player.Now we all use computers, and DVD players are hard to find.In the end, he asked Xu Ming to contact Gu Yi, and change the car early in the morning the day after tomorrow.

As soon as he hung up the phone, the little fool entered the room, holding a little bastard in his hand, and stepping on the water with his slippers.

"Brother, it's time for my little turtle to sleep." Liu Xiang said.Only then did Bian Hexuan discover that there was a glass water tank under the desk, which was very large, with small stones on it, and small aquatic plants.

"This little bastard doesn't hibernate?" Bian Hexuan asked.

"It's not bastard, it's a little tortoise. It hibernates, but it wakes up early." Liu Xiang put the canopy in and poured water on the shell, "My mother said that the canopy is the one. All my life."

Longevity turtle?Bian Hexuan also squatted down to test the water temperature with his hand.He had never raised live animals, not even fish.If you take a closer look, it's really not an ordinary Brazilian tortoise.

"You're a long-lived tortoise, right? It's expensive, right?" Bian Hexuan said, pawing at his front paws, thinking it was fun.Playing again, I almost bit my finger.

"Tsk, this little bastard belongs to a dog, right?" Luckily, he withdrew quickly, and Boss Bian was depressed.

"The canopy bites, and I'm familiar with you, so I won't bite anymore." Liu Xiang squatted down and blew on the elder brother's fingers, "Huh, huh, does it hurt? Big brother is afraid of pain."

"It doesn't hurt, hey, you stretch out your hand." Bian Hexuan asked, holding Ju's beautiful hand, "Where are your nail clippers?"

"It's in my desk, brother, do you use it?" Liu Xiang stood up to pick it up, and found it after looking through it. The two of them squatted in the 10-square-meter hut, borrowing the light from the desk lamp.

Bian Hexuan had the illusion of going back in time.His shoulders and hair were shining brightly with Gu Yi, Xiao Zuo couldn't do physical work, and his hair was as white as rice cakes.In the cramped basement, the floor was extremely damp, three people squeezed into one bed, and Bian Hexuan hugged each other.On the left is Xiao Zuo hugging himself and crying about homesickness, and on the right is Gu Yi with a large bruise on his back.As a result, after such a big circle, he still lived back in the hut.

"Brother, what are you laughing at?" Liu Xiang stretched out her fingers obediently, reluctant to blink, only her mother had cut her nails before, "Brother, don't cut it for me, it's too bald, I should be in pain."

"Stay away from baldness, don't move." Bian Hexuan's heart was full of enthusiasm, and he had to take care of his nails, "From now on, don't cut yourself blindly, it's like a dog chewing on it, brother will cut it for you."

Liu Xiang tilted her head and recalled: "The dog didn't bite me."

"Well, the dog didn't gnaw it, but I gnawed it." After cutting it, he took the nail clippers and sharpened it, Mr. Bian was very satisfied, "Doesn't it look good?"

"It looks good." Liu Xiang was slow-witted and fast-talking, boasting without even looking at it, and suddenly said, "Brother, let's go to Mom's room, I want to show you the photos."

Bian Hexuan was afraid that there would be a dog's head when he opened the door: "Forget it, let's go tomorrow."

"No, we are getting married today, so we have to tell Mom. Mom has a photo, and we took it." Liu Xiang insisted on going, but Bian Hexuan had no choice but to stand up.When they stood up, both of them were dumbfounded, like a rooted tree, neither of them could do without the other.

"Brother, my legs are numb." Liu Xiang felt wronged, "I can't walk anymore."

Bian Hexuan was also wronged: "Don't move, brother's legs are numb, if you move again, brother will fall down. Let's go slowly."

The master bedroom is twice as big as the second bedroom, and it is tidy and tidy. It has a bed, TV, wardrobe, desk, and a sewing machine.Next to the sewing machine is the balcony door, and several pots of Clivia are growing.Bian Hexuan moved his nose, the room had been lit with incense.

"Mom, I'm back. This is my elder brother. We're done, and I'm going to start a family." Liu Xiang smiled at the sofa, on which a group photo was placed on the back of the sofa.

Bian Hexuan calculated that there would be such a day sooner or later, he took Liu Xiang's hand and moved his lips: "Hello, I am a good person."

Liu Xiang thought the elder brother was very funny, so they held hands and reported the situation obediently to her mother: "My elder brother's legs are just right, he has a job, and I work too, so we can live together. Also, mom, my IQ is 83. The doctor said, I'm not retarded."

As he said that, there was a sound of scratching in the small room, as if the stone in the water tank had been knocked down. Liu Xiang pulled Bian Hexuan onto the sofa: "Brother, sit down, I'll go and have a look, and I'll be right back." This is my own home, Liu Xiang He feels that he is the master, and the elder brother has to listen to himself, which is very stylish.

"You go, brother sit here and wait for you." Bian Hexuan took a closer look at the photo, the little fool in it was probably fifteen or sixteen, and the woman next to her was braided, with a heart-shaped face, a beautiful point on her forehead, and eyes Very much like my son.

When she smiles, she is also very bright and clean.

Bian Hexuan was a little nervous, so he saw his parents, right?I really want to smoke.But after thinking about it, forget it, the first time I didn't have a high impression score, so I quickly coughed a few times and cleared my throat.

"Cough, that...according to seniority, I should call you Auntie?" Bian Hexuan scratched his head, not knowing how to introduce himself, "My name is Bian Hexuan, older than him. I work in Beijing, and I don't do cars. Beauty, I have my own company. It used to be true, you don’t like me, it’s not wrong, but can you give me a chance to perform well? Anyway... You have a spirit in heaven, so please bless me to make more money, It’s all for your son, he can buy whatever he likes, I’m raising him and that little bastard.”

"Don't worry, Liu Xiang, I don't worry. My mother likes him too, and no one in the family can give him anger. Uncle Meng said that he will be struck by lightning when he bullies a fool. me."

"I took him to do an IQ test. Don't worry, the doctor said that he is a cured case, not mentally retarded. He is not comparable to ordinary people, and he is a bit stupid, but you know borderline intelligence? He is recovered. You can rest assured."

"Also, if you are free, please entrust me with a dream and tell me who the grandson is, and I will teach you a lesson."

It was the first time for Bian Hexuan to swear an oath to a deceased person, and he didn't know if it would work or not.But I didn't expect Liu Xiang's mother to have a dream after a few months, and the grandson really came back.

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Xiangxiang Mom: Seeing your sincerity, the bricks are put down first today.