If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Old man Meng was still afraid that the two of them would quarrel through the fence gate. Da Xuanzi would not take it seriously if the neighbors quarreled again in the dead of night.And looking at the gap between the two, he didn't think Da Xuanzi could talk to a lawyer.

I didn't expect this person to be quite calm, and he didn't throw bricks outside the courtyard, so he squatted down and had a meal with Xiangwazi.It turned out that old man Meng really didn't like him. Once bitten by a snake, he was still afraid of the well rope for ten years. Today is the real change.

This person really can't just look at virtue.Old man Meng reluctantly accepted Da Xuanzi's character, but he still couldn't accept his appearance, he squatted indecently and was ruffian.

Looking at Bian Hexuan again, he doesn't take it to heart at all. If a fool says he is engaged in car detailing, that's what he does.When Liu Xiang patted her stomach and said she was full, the two of them held hands, counted the steps one step at a time, and went home.

The bathroom in Liu Xiang's house was very small, and the two of them fought and brushed their teeth together.Bian Hexuan squeezed the toothpaste for the little fool, and refused to give it after squeezed.

"Quick, one dear brother." Boss Bian took advantage of the opportunity.

"Brother, give me a little toothbrush." ​​Liu Xiang snatched it with a smile.

"Wait, I'm asking you." Bian Hexuan straightened his arms, "Brother Xiao Hua just now, is that your ex-boyfriend?"

Liu Xiang tried her best to stand on tiptoe, but her elder brother also stood on tiptoe. The two of them compared their height childishly, and she couldn't reach it: "Brother, are you asking, Brother Xiaohua?"

"Yeah, how long have you two not been in touch?" Boss Bian was in a bad mood, and the toothpaste was gone.He has obsessive-compulsive disorder, does not squeeze cleanly and does not throw away, and rolls the toothpaste tube and pushes it out, which is quite funny.

"The two of us failed at the time, and then we didn't contact each other again." Liu Xiang heard that the elder brother's tone was not very good, so she didn't dare to bother, and stood up straight to answer the question, "Elder brother, I haven't contacted. He called me , I don’t answer it. I wanted to answer it at first, but I didn’t answer it.”

Bian Hexuan knew that the grandson had to call Liu Xiang, and the phone number was still saved, so the backhand was a block.After hearing this, I felt comfortable, but my face remained motionless: "Why don't you answer?"

"We broke up, why do you still pick it up?" Liu Xiang asked back.He didn't know that Bian Hexuan was jealous, and he couldn't see Bian Hexuan's anger. As soon as his brain turned, his speech speed slowed down.

"We got along for a long time at that time." Liu Xiang touched her elder brother with the tip of her toe, "Brother, do you just want to ask? You can ask, let me tell you."

Bian Hexuan couldn't hold back, and suddenly laughed: "Brother, don't ask, I have ex-boyfriends before, and there are quite a few. If you don't ask, why should I ask you?"

"Oh, elder brother also has an ex-boyfriend." Liu Xiang touched her face and asked innocently: "If elder brother doesn't ask, then I will ask first. Do you also not contact your ex-boyfriend?"

Bian Hexuan hugged Liu Xiang's butt: "Of course! Neither of us will contact our ex-boyfriend, just the two of us."

"Well, it's just the two of us." Liu Xiang was also very rude, and started to rub the elder brother's head, "But elder brother, do you know that when I separated from Brother Xiaohua, I missed him very much."

Hey, are you trying to get mad at yourself?Bian Hexuan pinched the rabbit's butt, which was soft and elastic: "Why do you miss him? From now on, I can only think about Lao Tzu!"

"Why do you miss him? When do you miss him? Come back and see me." Liu Xiang thought that Bian Hexuan was really asking him a question, so she twisted her buttocks and said, "Brother Xiaohua, he is actually very nice. Yes, because his mother disagreed. My aunt came to my house and beat Brother Xiaohua and scolded him. I cried a lot at that time, and I cried when I looked at my phone. Later I wanted to change the photo, I Won't."

Bian Hexuan put the toothbrush next to the faucet, and patted the person on the back to coax him.He really didn't care how the two of them got along, he cared that the nonsense of breaking up frightened Liu Xiang.Uncle Meng was right. Liu Xiang's mother raised her son as a baby. She had never seen a villain. It was the first time someone came to her house to quarrel. Now she has not digested all the negative emotions.

"Brother will change it for you, all his photos have been deleted." Bian Hexuan encouraged him, he wanted to say that he held it in for too long, so he just listened.Liu Xiang's mother didn't have time to teach, so it was her turn to teach.

"I just thought, is it because my brain is not good enough that my aunt doesn't like me? Men and men are good, is there something wrong? My mother said I can't kiss girls, and I don't want to." Liu Xiang didn't understand that the main conflict was gender , "Actually, Brother Xiaohua, he is really nice and has a really good temper. We both like men, and in this life, we can only be nice to men."

"Which one has a better temper, he or brother?" Bian Hexuan was really jealous at this moment, and his sweetheart kept saying that other men were nice, so it would be a great idea not to be jealous.

Liu Xiang hesitated after hearing this, and said sincerely, "Brother Xiao Hua has a good temper."

"Hey, just be angry with yourself." Bian Hexuan admired him, but he also knew that Liu Xiang really didn't use his brain.That grandson must have a better temper than himself, and he can figure it out with tonsils.The question is, is my temper so bad?How paralyzing and gentle he is!

"Then who looks better, he or brother?"

"Well... they all look good."

"They all look good?" Bian Hexuan circled his hands under his buttocks, and turned him up, "Brother is really angry, I tickled you when I was angry! Scratched the soles of your feet!"

"No, haha... It was the elder brother who asked the question. To tell the truth, the elder brother must not be angry." Liu Xiang said happily, with the whole body hanging on Bian Hexuan, "After a long time, I watched and looked at the phone, Gradually, I won't be sad, and I won't miss him. My mother said that you can't force things about your relationship. Be happy when you are together, and don't regret when you are apart. When I saw him just now, I was not sad, but I was shocked."

Bian Hexuan snatched him up and said, "Then if he comes to you again, do you still like him?" As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't ask, but Boss Bian immediately slapped him in the face.

Liu Xiang said, "But both of us are married."

"Then what if you don't have a family?" Bian Hexuan slapped his face, and he was so fucking ruthless, "If there is no brother, if he comes back, will you still be with him?"

Liu Xiang shook her head, shaking her long, white rabbit ears like: "Then how could it be better? If we failed, we failed. I understand the truth. If he doesn't come, I will forget about it." Oh, I don’t know why Brother Xiaohua came back...Brother, I didn’t answer his call, and I didn’t call him after I failed. We can’t make it together, forget it, people have to work, I You have to register well. Mom said that people only live once, and you can’t regret it. I like him, and I don’t regret it. We didn’t make it, and I don’t regret it.”

Bian Hexuan was protecting the big rabbit in his arms, and smiled wickedly: "Is this what your mother said?"

"This is not, this is, I figured it out myself by eating white rabbits." Liu Xiang showed a smile that urgently needed praise, "What my mother said is, don't force things in your relationship. Now that we are living together, don't accept it." The ex-boyfriend's phone number, okay? We are both married people, which is different from before. "

"You've nagged so much, but you actually want to say the last sentence, right?" Boss Bian was full of joy, and even made the beauty fall in love.The little fool's emotional attitude is too upright, a hundred times more upright than an idiot complaining about a woman, and it makes Bian Hexuan so beautiful.This is all well taught by Liu Xiang's mother. She set up three views for her son since she was a child, so that bad-hearted people can't do anything.

Being exposed as Xiao Jiujiu, Liu Xiang hurriedly kissed her elder brother on the face, trying to get away with it: "Anyway, anyway, there will be no ex-boyfriend in the future, so my elder brother will only be nice to me and only answer my phone calls."

Bian Hexuan was so eloquent, his whole body was so beautiful that he almost melted away. With a twist of his waist, he suspended him against the wall and hit his hips: "It's just you, we two have a good day."

Good day, these three words came out of Bian Hexuan's mouth without any technical content, but they were ashamed.

Liu Xiang was picked up by someone, feeling a little weightless. "Eh? Brother, how are your legs?"

Boss Bian, who had already become his father, was full of affection, and said loudly: "Okay! After my brother finishes his work these few days, we will have sex!" As soon as the sun thief came, Mr. Bian wanted to behave well.

Liu Xiang stopped talking, and played with curling her elder brother's hair with her fingers, Qing Jun's face was blushing, not to mention how pretty.Because of this little expression, Mr. Bian took another cooling shower at night. He was very sleepy and exhausted, but the quality of sleep reached the peak in recent years, and it was the next afternoon when he opened his eyes again.

Liu Xiang woke up many times, but his eldest brother kept sleeping, so he could only quietly crawl out of bed to find something to eat.There are sugar triangles and milk-flavored steamed buns in the refrigerator. Liu Xiang heats them in the microwave and cooks a pot of eight-treasure porridge by herself.

When he was full and early, Liu Xiang went back to lie down again, and when he was hungry and thirsty, he crawled out again.Anyway, he never knew that he was bored, he went to sleep when he was sleepy, and looked at his elder brother when he woke up, thinking about things.

Which one is better, big brother or little Hua?Liu Xiang hugged Bian Hexuan's tattooed elbow, sandwiched her elder brother's calf with her calf, thinking back and forth.In fact, he really can't tell who is more beautiful, they are all good-looking, but the eldest brother will stare scary when he is angry, frown and keep silent when his legs hurt, and smile like a big golden retriever when he is happy, with many expressions.

So the big brother still looks good.Liu Xiang made a decision in her heart, she stabbed her forehead in the chest of her elder brother, and went to sleep.

Bian Hexuan never knew that he could sleep so well. He went to bed before 12 o'clock last night and slept for 16 hours at a stretch.Xiaohua was bulging in the quilt, first she fished it out for the rabbit, and stuffed it into her arms: "...Don't sleep on your stomach, I'll be pressed again."

After 16 hours, Bian Hexuan remembered that he had a dream of stepping on a mouse.

"Brother is awake?" Liu Xiang woke up early, resting on her stomach.

"Hmm... when did my wife wake up?" Bian Hexuan asked with his eyes closed, still in a daze, his hoarse baritone voice was a bit sexy.

"I woke up at dawn." Liu Xiang's hands were disobedient, and she kept touching the stretches on Bian Hexuan's abdominal muscles, "Brother, are you hungry? I'll cook."

"Hungry, I want to eat you." Bian Hexuan turned over and pinned him down, but he was still sleepy, the air in the hut became sticky at once, so sticky that he didn't want to get up, and wanted to sleep like this forever.

"I can't eat it. There is eight-treasure porridge at home. Brother, do you want to drink it? I put wolfberries and lotus seeds and longan."

"Well, wait for brother to take it easy." After speaking, Bian Hexuan's eyelids became heavy again, and he decided to go back to sleep and sleep until dark.

"Brother, I was thinking about something just now. I was thinking, can I go to Aunt Wu's house and work. I will work the day shift and go home in the afternoon." Liu Xiang's words shattered Bian Hexuan's plan to return to the cage. He had nothing to do just now. That's what he's thinking about.

Bian Hexuan frowned first with his eyes closed, almost falling into deep self-doubt.Why do you have to go out to work?Does the realization of self-worth have to rely on household registration?Do you have to support your family with yourself and move China?

"Brother, I want to work, you let me go out to do housekeeping, okay?" Liu Xiang is full of energy, and she is full of enthusiasm when she mentions work, "Aunt Wu's house is not very far away. I think they do housekeeping. It looks like I’m going to work, and I can go home at five or six in the evening. Just in time for dinner. And... and Aunt Wu’s house, there is actually no work at home, just cleaning and cooking lunch, maybe, maybe I'm going to make dinner and leave it to my aunt. Brother, brother, eh? Are you asleep?"

Bian Hexuan gritted his teeth angrily: "Well, I fell asleep."

Liu Xiang pinched the elder brother's ears: "Eldest brother is not asleep, and he can't hear me when he is asleep. Elder brother, you..."

"Okay, if you read it for a few more days, you'll have to talk about it." Bian Hexuan propped himself up, and stretched out his flowery arms, which just happened to be a pillow for the little fool.

"Brother, you agreed?" Liu Xiang touched her belly with a good posture, and sighed, "Hey, my belly is soft."

"I didn't agree." Bian Hexuan woke up completely.There is an old saying that it is better to quarrel with smart people than to talk to fools, because fools can piss people off.Although Liu Xiang has an IQ of 83, she is also very stubborn, the kind of stubbornness that can't be coaxed at all.Last time, because I didn't let him work, I didn't even want the pocket money card.This time, there was another sudden disappearance, which was very courageous.

In terms of irritating people, Bian Hexuan is very sure of Liu Xiang's ability and specializes in treating himself.

"But I want to work, I want to work at Aunt Wu's house." Liu Xiang shut up after finishing speaking, quite upright.

Bian Hexuan bowed down: "Let's do it this way. Let's make a compromise. Brother will negotiate with you. If we can accept the contract, we will sign the contract. If we can't accept it, we will listen to me. Is that okay?"

His heroic face became serious, very solemn.

Seeing that the elder brother was serious, Liu Xiang followed suit and nodded vigorously: "Okay! Brother, tell me!"

The author has something to say:

Bian Hexuan: Why do my titles change from Mr. Bian→Xiao Bian→Xuan Dasha→Big Dog Smashing→Brother Dog?

Hua Yuanjia: Even though they wanted to sabotage, they asked them to drive a car?pissed off.