If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

The two sat opposite each other on the extra-wide single bed, Bian Hexuan was leaning on the pillow, Liu Xiang was hugging the small flower quilt, and the canopy was pulling stones in the water tank.Both of them had big white rabbits in their mouths, and their cheeks were bulging together.

"Brother, you spoke too fast just now, I didn't understand."

"Let's talk about the working hours and labor costs of your housekeeping. According to your basic salary, it is a cheap labor force. You might as well be a nurse. But if you are a nurse, you can't go home, right?" Bian Hexuan walked around him quickly, and arrived. The interrogative sentence still pauses habitually, "We are married now, and we must come back to live at night, right?"

Liu Xiang nodded: "Well, we both have to go home and sleep."

"You said you wanted to be a nurse, but are there too many viruses and bacteria in the hospital?" Bian Hexuan asked.

Liu Xiang nodded: "Well, there are a lot of them."

"Then you went home after working as a nurse, did you bring the virus and bacteria home?"

Liu Xiang felt that what the eldest brother said made sense, but vaguely felt that it was wrong: "Brother, I didn't say I was a nurse, I was doing housekeeping. There are no viruses and bacteria in housekeeping."

"It's almost the same." Bian Hexuan was hungry and wanted to get out of bed to find something to eat.

"Brother, don't go, we two, we haven't finished talking yet." Liu Xiang was not hungry, she ate until her belly swelled.He was afraid that his elder brother would renege on his debt as soon as he got out of bed, and if he said something else, his thoughts would be taken away.

Hey, this little fool, you won't be allowed to eat if you don't achieve your goal, right?Bian Hexuan was dragged back, and continued to lean on the pillow to play rascal: "Daughter-in-law, does our family have anything to eat?"

"There is something to eat, and the elder brother has to agree before we can eat it." Liu Xiang continued to implement the bullying method of starving you to death without nodding, bullying the president with eight-treasure porridge.

"What do you agree with? You go out to work, I really don't feel at ease. Look at how many cars are running on the road in Beijing now, and there are electric bicycles, all of which are road killers. You obey the traffic laws, and people really dare to run amok. "

"I don't go on the road, I take the subway to Aunt Wu's house." Liu Xiang covered her legs with a flower quilt, "You don't need to pass by the transfer station, haven't you been there, brother?"

"I'm looking for you! If you bring your mobile phone, can I have a convulsion all over the corridor?" Bian Hexuan was not only angry when he thought of the incident, but also very scared. Yes, there are everyone. Listen to brother, play well at home, do whatever you want, brother takes care of you."

Liu Xiang rubbed her face: "Brother, I want to work." Boss Bian was speechless.

"I bring my mobile phone with me at work, okay? I'll never take off my watch again. If I do, I can use a thug." Liu Xiang hugged a small flower quilt as if holding all her belongings. "My mother said that people must work, especially Me. Because I can’t think, I have to rely on myself.”

Bian Hexuan looked at the bed of broken flowers and felt uncomfortable, and it was even more unpleasant to hear Liu Xiang mention his mother.Old man Meng hasn't said how Liu Xiang's mother left until now. Presumably there were thousands of reluctance and hundreds of millions of worries before she passed away, right?Raising a silly child, the parents dare not grow old or get sick, and wish that the white-haired person would give the black-haired person away.Didn’t the newspapers often have news that the child had cerebral palsy, and the parents said that they took the child away, so they dared to die.

"Brother, my mother also said..."

"Let's go, work, work." Bian Hexuan finally understood that he was really carrying a living ancestor.Let Liu Xiang be in a hurry for a few more days, and the foolish mother should stand by the bed and teach herself lessons.

Liu Xiang moved from the opposite side to the wall, and leaned against the wall to step on the elder brother's calf to play: "Really? Brother, you can't lie to me, let's pull the hook."

"What's the hook? You lie down for me." Bian Hexuan pulled the man closer, locked him in the bed and gave him a kiss. The big white rabbit passed from one man's mouth to the other man's mouth, and finally Bian Hexuan bit it off. , eat half of it for one person.

Liu Xiang was sweating from being kissed, and lifted a corner of the quilt to peek out: "Are we two... hooked?"

"Pull the tongue, forget it." Bian Hexuan is also hot, and now he is hot when he is next to Liu Xiang, "Brother let you work, there are conditions."

"Well, brother, tell me." Liu Xiang put one leg up, using the person as a pillow.

Bian Hexuan used to think that the fool was very good, and he knew that the child was dishonest when he slept together, and the little tricks of calling cats and dogs set people up like wildfire: "Listen, your Aunt Wu, I have to see you. Finally At least I have to talk to her, right? I also need to know the phone number."

"Huh? Do you still want to see Aunt Wu?" Liu Xiang didn't understand.

"Yes, if you don't see her, your health certificate will be withheld for the rest of your life." Boss Bian did the detaining of the certificate so smoothly that he didn't feel like a dog at all.

Liu Xiang was in a hurry: "That won't work, I can't register without a health certificate."

"So brother has to talk to her, right?" Bian Hexuan continued to make a condition: "I have to talk to her about your working hours. She said it's useless, but it has to be calculated according to brother's working hours. The salary should be calculated according to the basic salary. You don’t need to make money at home, but you can’t be asked to do it for nothing. And…”

"Why, there is more?" Liu Xiang swallowed the big white rabbit anxiously.

"Of course, the subway is also chaotic now. In case there is some kind of crazy to retaliate against the society, can you run away?" Bian Hexuan thought a lot, "Brother, I set my working hours earlier by one hour. Calculated by the time you go out, the two of us have to Let’s go together. After I’ve delivered you, I’ll go to work again. When it’s time for you to get off work, brother will ask the driver to pick you up, anyway, you don’t want to stroll outside alone.”

Liu Xiang turned her face and lay down again: "Walking? I don't take a stroll. I take the subway and go home directly."

"Let's talk about it, I haven't been on the subway for a long time, so I'll take a ride with you some other day." Bian Hexuan's impression of the subway is still dirty and messy, even if he knows that the hardware facilities have kept up with it, it is still a place with a lot of people.In fact, he was afraid that Liu Xiang would be squeezed by others, because the idiot's temperament is particularly impatient.It can be seen from buying minced meat that he will make room for whoever squeezes him.

Are you still taking the subway?Who can rest assured!

"Also, one day off a week, there must be a rest day on holidays." Bian Hexuan continued to make conditions, wishing to get Liu Xiang another paid annual leave.

"That's okay, I wrote down a small note for Auntie's mobile phone number, brother, you must speak well, Auntie is not in good health." Liu Xiang was afraid that Bian Hexuan would scare the employer.

"Brother must speak well. Our family is not a small matter, you have the final say, but I have the final say? Your work is a big deal, and I have to help you check it out." Bian Hexuan has already given the biggest concession, and he will not be able to retreat even a micron "Can I ask brother to eat now?"

"Well, I've made eight-treasure porridge. I'll go and warm it up for my elder brother." Liu Xiang, who had worked hard to get a job opportunity, finally agreed to give porridge to the president, and slithered out of bed, faster than a rabbit.

Liu Xiang's loss not only disrupted Bian Hexuan's work plan, but also made trouble for others.Bian Yun went to the police station to close the case. That night, Gu Yi arranged for the clerks in the shop, so he couldn't drive the car and drove home.

So Gu Yi, like a sick child, took a taxi and went home with Mi Xiaozuo.The moment he entered the room, his chest felt as if he had been slammed into by two hundred high-speed bucks, and a little love finally turned into the embarrassment of the big house.

Hey, Xiao Zuo's house is so pretty.

Helpless, Mi Xiaozuo was so tired that he fell asleep without washing his face.Gu Yi was not as shameless as Bian Hexuan. He fumbled around Xiaozuo's house by himself, looking around like a thief, and didn't dare to move anything.

Mi Xiaozuo lives very delicately, like a human being, he is careful and careful. For a person of Gu Yi's height, the furniture is as small as a pocket, no matter how small he looks.Even the TV remote control panel is as delicate as a small toy, Gu Yi presses two buttons with one finger.

After Xiao Zuo fell asleep in the room, Gu Yi dared to take a shower. Entering the bathroom was like entering Disney, and he had to hold his hands and feet timidly.Mi Xiaozuo likes exquisite and beautiful things, so he doesn't use the original bath liquid, but replaces it with a ceramic bottle from the Little Mermaid.It was just for the sake of Gu Yi that he dared not press it again, for fear that the pump head would be crushed with a lot of strength.

Once the pump head is broken, the little mermaid's tail will be broken.

The giant lived in the Princess and the Pea's house for several days.Because Xiao Zuo's house is too close to Gu Yi's restaurant, Boss Gu tasted the sweetness of not having to be stuck in traffic.

Many people don't understand it, and think that Boss Gu is a person who just lays down and collects money.Gu Yi didn't even bother to explain, but he was as tired as a donkey.Why don't you work hard now? It's really not easy to make money. The bigger the shop, the less chance of freeloading. Every industry has its own rules.He, Xiao Zuo, and Brother Xuan all have no family background, no foundation for generations of rich officials, and they start from scratch, so they can only endure hardships.But to have fun while suffering, he also fulfills the duties of the Mi family's daughter-in-law, and he is very capable of changing hands to conjure five or six dishes.

One is because Mr. Gu loves to cook, and he has been influenced by his ears and eyes. In addition, in the past two years, Gu Yi's catering business has entered the food stalls. Semi-self-service must maintain quality control.Gu Yi can cook all the stir-fried dishes in his own self-service menu, and he can tell which part of the central kitchen is wrong after a taste.

Mi Xiaozuo is beautiful, he wakes up like a grandpa every day, the living room is clean as if he has never slept, and the kitchen is full of delicious food.

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Yi asked, feeding the little panda.

"Why do I feel like I hired a long-term worker for my family, and I have to give money to Boss Gu?" Mi Xiaozuo's sugar control plan was launched for the 10086th time, and he only drank mineral water. It's cheap, isn't this squeezing Boss Gu's blood and sweat?"

"You're the one still squeezing me? If it wasn't for Brother Xuan, you would have been crushed to death by those bastards in the dormitory." Gu Yi stood up to serve the rice, and he vacated the ground against the chandelier in the restaurant.

It’s not that he can touch the ceiling, but that the chandelier is so dreamy, with feathers, crystals and small petals, and there are many strings of jingling.

"Don't break my lamp. I carried it back from Otaru myself. It's all glass." Mi Xiaozuo had the illusion that if Gu Yi took a step at home, the furniture would be shaken.

"If I don't come to your new home, I really don't know how girlish you are." Gu Yi hides from one thing to another, and Xiao Zuo's bowl can reach the edge of the bowl with one hand. Eating two bowls is like not eating. That’s called a crybaby, I thought I had a girl in my lower bunk.”

Mi Xiaozuo quit: "Then I was bullied, and I didn't cry when no one bullied me."

"Well, I see brother Xuan coaxing you every day, just like coaxing a girlfriend." Mentioning this, Gu Yi was a little jealous.

In fact, Gu Yi misunderstood that Brother Xuan liked Xiao Zuo, and he misunderstood for a long time.The main reason is that Bian Hexuan is too kind to Xiao Zuo, whoever bullies Xiao Zuo, he fights with whoever, and comes back to persuade after the fight, keeps his mouth shut, my Xiao Zuo, and loves to rub Xiao Zuo's head.Working part-time is not easy, and carrying Mi Xiaozuo is obviously a small burden.Brother Xuan didn't complain, he didn't let him do physical work, so he asked Xiao Zuo to settle the score at home.

Later, Bian Hexuan and the two of them came out publicly. Gu Yi's first reaction was, it turns out that men can really have sex with men.

Mi Xiaozuo, especially loves her sister, and cries when she misses home.No matter how Gu Yi saw Brother Xuan coaxing him, he felt that the two of them seemed to be dating each other.At that time, the three of them squeezed into the same bed, and Bian Hexuan slept in the middle, and separated the two of them. He thought Brother Xuan was just guarding against him.It's no wonder that Gu Yi thought too much, Guangzhou was hot, and the three of them slept in shorts, Brother Xuan was reluctant to squeeze Xiao Zuo Guang to squeeze him, and the two of them got prickly heat all over their bodies.Xiao Zuo alone occupies half of the bed, and his body is white and clean, not to mention prickly heat, and he doesn't even have a mosquito bag.I misunderstood until Brother Xuan really found a little boyfriend.

This counts as giving up on Xiao Zuo at the beginning and end, right?Gu Yi quit the job at that time, his 19-year-old height had already risen from the ground, and he was taller than Bian Hexuan, so he blocked the door for questioning and refused to let him go out on a date.

Then he was beaten up by Brother Xuan, only to realize that Xiao Zuo has always been a little girl in Brother Xuan's heart, and he has always been treated as a younger sister.

"Don't talk nonsense, brother Xuan said I'm his sister." Mi Xiaozuo squinted her eyes with a smile. Back then, she liked White Lover, so she went to Otaru to buy a bunch of gadgets, and filled the room with a dazzling array, "Oh , Has Brother Xuan’s business in Germany gone bad?”

Gu Yi handled it lightly, and the chopsticks of Xiaozuo’s family looked like toothpicks in his hand: "It must be yellow, and the yellow has become leeks. I guess Brother Xuan must be busy playing Tai Chi with Germany now, circling around . But this time it is probably out of the question.”

Just after speaking, the phone rang again.Brother Xuan.

"Hey, Brother Xuan, do you have supernatural powers? Whenever I say bad things about you, you come to me." Boss Gu washes the dishes with his mobile phone between his hands.

Bian Hexuan's voice was very soft, like a mouse greeting a cat: "I have something to ask you, Boss Gu."

No, there are routines. "Brother Xuan, what's the matter with you? Liu Xiang is lost again?"

"It's not lost, I'm sleeping next to you. I just want to discuss something with you." Bian Hexuan coughed, "It's just downstairs from my house. There is a small supermarket. They quit. Boss Gu will open a bunch of incense sticks." chant."

Fuck, this trick is so fucking scary, Gu Yi almost dropped the delicate porcelain bowl in fright.

The author has something to say:

The reason why I didn’t start the car until now is because I have a heart of Xiangxiang’s mother who has nowhere to rest, and because Brother Gou slammed Xiangxiang a few words in the previous chapters. I still feel that he has not done well enough ( Mr. Bian: Didn’t I just get cheated on at that time and I was angry, please see how I behave in the future)

Boss Gu: Didn’t you agree to stop opening skewers?

Bian Dagou: Have I made a written statement?