If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang is playful, and after a few times with her elder brother, she forgot to restrain herself, and fell asleep after taking a bath.Bian Hexuan stretched his neck and worried in front of the mirror, his learning speed should not be underestimated.

He was actually quite tired, who would be tired from working several times in a row, and when he went to bed with his wife in his arms, he had a dream, and the dream was full of big strawberries floating in the sky.I don't know how long I slept and felt that someone was kicking me, and Bian Hexuan was woken up.

Open your eyes, it's a little fool dreaming, muttering in sleep, scratching with both hands.Bian Hexuan wanted him to be more honest, so he lightly pressed one of his hands, but who knew that the superior was honest, and the subordinate quit, and even kicked him angrily after bouncing around a few times.

The pain was so bad that Mr. Bian wanted to turn over and let him dry out. I can't afford to hide from me, right?As a result, as soon as he turned over, the fool woke up.

"..." Bian Hexuan felt that a tumbler was sleeping next to him.

"Brother, why are you kicking me..." Liu Xiang woke up, and rubbed against the person when she woke up, "Aren't you kicking my legs?"

"Who kicked you? Did you kick brother?" Bian Hexuan looked at the ceiling helplessly, but it felt really good for the big rabbit to crawl into his arms.

"I didn't kick." Liu Xiang especially likes to bury his face in sleep, throwing himself at people's chest in a foolish manner, "I, I'm dreaming."

"What did you dream about?" Bian Hexuan asked the crowd, feeling at ease.

Liu Xiang's posture of burying his face is a bit funny. He is not a petite and weak physique, but he prefers to act like a small bird, maybe to find a sense of security, in short, he is clingy, and he also likes to get under the quilt.Sometimes when Bian Hexuan wakes up, he feels his chest is wet, and when he touches it, um, it's full of saliva.

"Dream, big brother, you pressed your ass on me." Liu Xiang was half asleep and half awake, very obedient.

Bian Hexuan swallowed his saliva, um, it was suppressed, and he still wanted to suppress it. "Then what?"

"Then, then?" Liu Xiang said several times as if the big rabbit was messing with his three-petal mouth, "Then, then I will sue my mother to my elder brother."

Fuck, if you dare to tell your parents about such a thing, Boss Bian is so scared out of his wits. "Is there any more?"

Liu Xiang was about to be coaxed to sleep, and she felt that it was best to sleep under the elder brother's arms: "Mom said... beat him, I will stop him, I won't let you beat him."

"It's okay, be obedient. It's the mother-in-law who looks at the son-in-law, and the more she looks at her, the more satisfied she is. Your mother doesn't like her brother now, but she should be very satisfied in the future." Don't coax your own children, this time I feel like I can't help it To sleep, Bian Hexuan blows his ears for a while, and pats his back for a while, finally coaxing Liu Xiang, and finally he is not sleepy anymore.

There was movement under the bed, he turned his face and saw that the canopy had just crawled back from the big house after struggling all night, and the bastard mung bean was staring at him.

Wang Ba recognized him, and began to ask for something to eat.Bian Hexuan stared at it, and finally decided that I should pretend to be asleep!

Boss Gu acted very quickly, and brought someone to see the facade the next day.It is a one-story private house. It used to be a small supermarket. The proprietress got tired and put up a rental advertisement.The first floor of this kind of old community is basically used for commercial use. Boss Gu personally measured the usable area and felt that this is feasible.

The small shop is separated from Liu Xiang's house by a small garden, Gu Yi came to look for Brother Xuan after seeing off the clerk.Before going upstairs, I saw old man Meng and his daughter watering the flowers in the small courtyard, and the grape trellis was set up quite high.

When I got to the second floor, I heard Brother Xuan's voice. The old house is not soundproof, but the anti-theft door is still closed.

"Brother Xuan, I, open the door." Gu Yi didn't even need to knock on the door, and spoke directly.

Bian Hexuan was busy in the house, and asked straight to the point: "Have you seen the storefront, do you think it's okay?"

"If I say no, I won't open it?" Gu Yimai came in and greeted Liu Xiang first. After all, he is the head of the household, and Brother Xuan didn't even enter the Liu family's household registration book. "Why is Xiangxiang still taking notes?"

Liu Xiang was sitting at the dining table with her red book spread out, like a college student in a library: "Brother Gu Yi is here, let me set the house rules."

"What? Brother Xuan, you are awesome. You set the house rules for the head of household in Xiangxiang's house. You are awesome." Gu Yi sat down on a chair, and the small living room immediately became much smaller.

"Xiang Nuxiang, her name is Xiao Liu." Bian Hexuan had two band-aids on his neck and a large sheet of paper on the wall. The diagram was made by Tang Xuan. Where did it go?"

Liu Xiang wrote with a pen: "Speaking of it, if you don't bring your mobile phone when you go out, you won't have a little red flower. I will deduct 100 yuan."

"Return the fucking money? You are Zhou Papi bullying Xiaobaicai, right?" Boss Gu shook his head after hearing this.

"Will he have a long memory if I don't deduct money from him?" Bian Hexuan continued to explain, "Have you written down the sentence just now?"

"Forget it." Liu Xiang couldn't concentrate easily. There was no one else at home just now, so she listened very carefully. Now there is one more person. "Brother Gu Yi, where is my Little Brother Zuo?"

"He..."

"Hey, brother here is serious!" Bian Hexuan's sense of presence permeated, "Gu Yi, you too, you can't follow him if he's not smart enough, right?"

Boss Gu felt that he was shot innocently while lying down, so he hit his knee directly.

"Brother, tell me, I'm not looking for little brother Zuo." Seeing that the elder brother was in a hurry, Liu Xiang quickly coaxed her with a smile, "I like listening to the speech of the elder brother the most. The elder brother is pretty."

As a result, Bian Hexuan's high-intensity sense of presence dropped by half, and his vanity was bubbling in the air: "Listen carefully, the next few items are very important. If you don't bring a mobile phone, you don't have a small red flower, and you will be deducted 100 yuan. While my brother was sleeping, I planted little strawberries on my neck, and if there were no little red flowers, I would deduct 50 yuan, and I owed my brother 10 bo'er. If you go out without a watch, not only will you not have little red flowers, but you will also be deducted 500 yuan!"

"Ah?" Liu Xiang looked at Gu Yi, clutching the pen given by her mother, not wanting to write it down, "Deduct 500 yuan, this is all, I have been working as a nurse for three days. Big brother, don't deduct too much, okay?"

"Not good, quickly write down your little book, check it before going to bed at night." Bian Hexuan felt like his mother oppressed a child laborer, cheating fools of their hard-earned money by beating around the bush.But don't do this, Liu Xiang really dared to run out without a trace, even old man Meng couldn't stand it.

"Tsk tsk, Xiangxiang, it's better not to talk to brother Xuan, he is so unreasonable, and he still deducts money from you." Gu Yi posted over to check, yo, Liu Xiang really wrote it in the notebook, and the writing was aggrieved Yes, but not a word, "Don't say, your handwriting is quite good, horizontal and vertical, much better than Brother Xuan's handwriting."

"Have you finished remembering it?" If it wasn't for begging Boss Gu to open the store, Bian Hexuan would just want to make a kick in the door.

"Brother, I'm done memorizing." Liu Xiang put the cap on the pen, and the grievance on his face was already approaching infinity.The eldest brother drew the watch because he was worried about himself. He also bought a small red flower seal and taught himself as a child.But deducting your own money is really bad.

500 yuan is still a small deduction!Bian Hexuan originally wanted to deduct 1000 directly. "Remember, mobile phone, watch and house keys. Before going out, stand in the full-length mirror and check. If you have all three on your body, you can cover yourself with a small red flower. When the small red flower is full of 100, you will fill in this piece. Already, brother will take you abroad to play, okay?"

In fact, it was Bian Hexuan who was lucky, how could he spare time to take the idiot out of the country after three months, first go on a honeymoon or something.

Liu Xiang really wanted to go on a trip with her elder brother.He didn't have much chance to travel far. When he was a child, he and his mother went to the sea, climbed famous mountains, and saw the Yangtze River.I haven't even been out of Beijing after work.In the past few days, the eldest brother has been showing him foreign photos, which makes Liu Xiang's heart itch.The eldest brother also said that next year's Spring Festival, I will take myself to another country.

"Brother, what if... if I keep forgetting to bring it and you lose my little flower buckle, what should I do?" Liu Xiang felt that she might not remember it.

Bian Hexuan was also taken aback, obviously he hadn't considered this issue at all. "Are you issuing a statement of immunity in advance? You mean to be angry, right? If you are angry again, I will change your wardrobe tomorrow."

I have long seen that cabinet is not pleasing to the eye.

"If the little flower buckle is gone, not only will I not take you abroad, but I will take someone else! Just take..." Bian Hexuan grabbed the head of the mutual friends they knew, Gu Yi and Xiaozuo definitely couldn't do it, "just take the vegetable market to sell cabbage Go, boy!"

Liu Xiang was so frightened that he wrote quickly: "Brother, I will bring my mobile phone. Don't take him with you. Take him. What should I do? Besides, he has already married, and he just got married last year. I want to go with you, I Bring your mobile phone every day, and get little red flowers every day."

Gu Yi was really impressed by Brother Xuan's coquettish snakeskin moves. He had been with Brother Xuan for so many years, and it was the first time he saw Bian Hexuan's own IQ drop.Sure enough, love makes people blind, and a daughter-in-law makes people return to their ancestors.In front of himself and Xiao Zuo, his IQ may not be as high as Brother Xuan's now.

After Bian Hexuan was sure that Liu Xiang had remembered everything, he let him go downstairs. "Let's play. Uncle Meng's house is building a grape trellis. Go and help me out. Come back and tell me how you did it."

"Then I'll help Sister Xiaozhu, and I'm bringing my mobile phone." Liu Xiang secretly poked the small seal on the wall, thinking she didn't know anyone, and poked two, and blocked one with her hand, "Then... get it first One little flower, anyway, there are 100, and the collection will be full soon."

Boss Bian is so cute that he wished that one little flower could be a thousand envoys, so today he will take the little fool on his honeymoon.Take the cover with you.

"Brother Xuan, don't look, he's going downstairs." Gu Yi knocked on the table, afraid that Brother Xuan's IQ would drop and he wouldn't be able to come back.

"The grandson is back, my wife's ex-boyfriend." Bian Hexuan's IQ index soared, and he went to the refrigerator to get two cans of cold beer. I’m thinking about redecorating the living room and getting a vertical air conditioner.”

It's over, you don't have to worry about Brother Xuan's IQ. Gu Yi didn't dare to drink while driving, so he went to the refrigerator for a can of Coke: "It's quite hot, but this is someone else's house, and Liu Xiang has the final say on how to decorate it." , You are a big boss who is shameless."

"If I were to lose face, I would have starved to death in Guangzhou." Bian Hexuan took a sip of cold beer, "How soon will it open? I'll wait for it."

"Five days." Gu Yi is honest, but he has been in business for a long time, and he is also infected by Bian Hexuan, "Did you stimulate someone's ex-boyfriend by opening strings of incense? enterprise."

"Tsk, you said you're 31 this year, and you still want to chase after my little Zuo, don't be so hot-blooded." Bian Hexuan said very sincerely, "Don't do it when you're always here, it's illegal to hit someone, you know? "

Gu Yi nodded, wow, that's not right, who the hell just do it if they don't come?Not yourself?

"Anyway, you can do whatever I ask you to do, and you don't need to interfere with the rest." Bian Hexuan was very advanced in the front, and returned to the original point, still wanting to give Liu Xiang a little trouble.

"I thought you asked Liu Xiang to work in the snack bar. Didn't he always want to work? If he can't, he can go to my shop and work as a little cook." Gu Yi seemed to return to the late night of the account reconciliation. Brother Xuan sent a message in the hospital. Chatting endlessly with a high fever.

"Have you forgotten how Chef Luo got his work-related injury?" Bian Hexuan murmured again, "Is he allowed to enter the back kitchen? How can anyone with a sound mind not be injured by a knife? With his intelligence, he can only cook slowly at home." .” Bian Hexuan has worked in catering, and he also knows how to cook. "A 1-meter high soup pot, a large stove with 8 eyes, and an intelligence of 83 can't be played. Let alone the two don't let go."

It is the cook's rule not to let go.The blade rushed at him and pierced into the flesh, and the knife could not let go.Hold the hot oil pan, spill it and scald your body, don't let go of the pan.Because there are many people in the back kitchen, if you don’t let go, you will only hurt yourself. If you let go, you may hurt a few more. You have to hold back the pain, and put down the knife and high-temperature pot firmly.Gu Yi thought about it, it was really dangerous.

After explaining this matter, Bian Hexuan has to take care of other things. "Don't pretend to be a grandson in front of me, are you going to live in my little Zuo's house?"

The solemn expression on Gu Yi's face disappeared immediately: "Hey, stop."

"Hehe, you uncle! Hehe! I told you to hehe!" Bian Hexuan knew that the good cabbage raised was dangerous. I raised him as a younger sister, except for his parents, I didn't ask him to be slapped by others."

"Brother Xuan, are you judging the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a dog? We don't share the same bed, I sleep on the sofa in the living room." Gu Yi raised his finger and swore, "I didn't even enter his bedroom. Changing clothes, I turned my head away. But I really dare not ask, if Xiaozuo is a straight man, we don't even have to be friends."

Bian Hexuan knew that Gu Yi was honest, otherwise he wouldn't have endured it for so many years: "It's hard to say whether he likes men, but I don't think he's interested in women."

"Really?" Boss Gu's IQ suddenly dropped.

"If he really likes women, is it possible that he hasn't been in a relationship at the age of 33?" Bian Hexuan helped his good buddy improve his intelligence, but he was afraid that it would backfire.

Gu Yi thought about it, and it was true.I used to think that Xiao Zuo had high qualifications and couldn't find anyone I liked.After thinking about it like this, Gu Yi felt that Xiao Zuo was very dangerous. He was going to come out of the closet. Can he be ranked? "No, I have to find a chance to test it out. Brother Xuan, you know, Xiao Zuo's house is so beautiful that I dare not move around. You really raised him into a little girl."

Bian Hexuan snorted. "You just open the store quickly, I will help you find a way. Your old man can deal with it by himself, I can't help."

Got to the point.Gu Yi scratched his temple, this is troublesome, the old man is still waiting to take care of the third generation.

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Mr. Gou: Tomorrow’s Spring Festival will be once, why are you leaving comments hahaha!

Boy selling cabbage: Brother Dog, please don’t bring me out again, okay?