If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang has been honest at home these past few days, because the eldest brother agreed to talk about work with Aunt Wu.In fact, he understood what his elder brother wanted, and he didn't have to fight against it.

But my mother said that others can not work, but I can't.He spends the hottest two months at home every year, and this year he rests earlier.In addition to practicing calligraphy, Liu Xiang has one more thing to do every day, which is to restore the items at home.

I don't know why, but my eldest brother likes to mess around with things at home.The electronic organ is well placed in the hut, so why did you go to your mother’s house when you woke up today?There are also kitchen knives and chopsticks, as long as the big brother runs out, Liu Xiang will not be able to find them.

Fortunately, this is my own home. I have lived in it for more than 20 years, and it is very easy to find things.Liu Xiang knew that she was out of her mind, so she didn't change the place of everything, and started tidying up as soon as her eldest brother left, and restored everything one by one.But within two days, hey, why can't I find it again?

Why do you keep messing around with them?Liu Xiang couldn't figure it out, so she still found them first and then put them back where they were.

At noon, Liu Xiang only made fried rice with eggs, because the big kitchen knife for cutting vegetables could not be found again.After dinner, he went to the balcony to look through the toolbox, took out a Phillips screwdriver, went downstairs to ask Uncle Meng for some screws, and went home to repair the big wardrobe.

Before going out in the morning, the eldest brother tore off the door of the big wardrobe, and said he would replace it with a new one.Just now Liu Xiang checked it, the loose-leaf screw was lost, and it can be used again after installing it, there is no need to replace it with a new one.When two people live together, they must plan carefully.Mom taught me to keep accounts by myself, and Liu Xiang learned to save money before he learned to make money, so let's fix it.

In this way, Liu Xiang accidentally installed the cabinet door that Bian Hexuan had torn down with great painstaking efforts, and the door was stronger than before.

The summer in July is stuffy and hot, and there is only an electric fan in the hut.The air conditioner doesn't work very well in Mom's room.Liu Xiang is used to wearing shorts and a vest at home, like a child who hasn't grown up, and goes to the refrigerator when it's hot.Like every hot young man, Liu Xiang is greedy for coolness, that's why mom doesn't install air conditioner in his room.

Iced Coke was bought by my elder brother, but there are only 7 in a week.Bian Hexuan stipulated that he should only drink one can a day, otherwise he would still worry about his stomach.

Looking out from the balcony, Liu Xiang happened to be able to see the decoration of a small supermarket in the distance.In the past, there was no protective fence on the balcony, but my elder brother asked someone to install it the day before yesterday, saying yes, because he was afraid that he would fall.I also replaced the anti-theft door with a new one, which is much more complicated than the previous one, and the clasp is a copper lion.

Looking at the decoration over there, it looks like it's almost finished, right?Liu Xiang sucked on the ice-cola that only had one can a day, and tilted her head to ponder.The eldest brother said that brother Gu Yi opened it, so does that mean he can see little brother Zuo?

For some reason, whenever Liu Xiang saw Gu Yi, she always felt that brother Xiao Zuo was there.They were always together anyway.

After drinking the Coke, Liu Xiang was going to buy vegetables.The house keys were replaced with a new set, this time the address was written by the eldest brother, and there were two more emergency contact numbers.Now that Liu Xiang has a long memory, first check the small bag, the phone, watch and keys are all there, um, take a small seal and stamp a little red flower.

Xiaohonghua has already poked 7 times, and he counts them every day, for fear that Xiaohua will run away with long legs.My mother also used this method when I was a child, but it was to encourage myself to take medicine.After thinking about it for more than ten years, the eldest brother and mother use the same method.

Before going downstairs, Liu Xiang sent a voice message to her eldest brother, saying that she was going to the vegetable market.The two men on the phone screen smiled sweetly and silly.

Bian Hexuan kicked the door shut with the key in his mouth, only to see the little bastard on the ground.Hey, you haven't come back after half an hour?Bian Hexuan was puzzled as he counted the little red flowers.

Why is he holding the key in his mouth, because he just came back from the vegetable market.In his left hand, he had cabbage and eggs, and in his right hand, he was holding a round, seedless watermelon.

It's really hot in the room, especially since the orientation of the house is not very good, and the sunset is so strong that Bian Hexuan finished roasting side A and side B.Who is not afraid of the heat, Mr. Bian took off his clothes in three seconds, looking for a kitchen knife with his shirt off.

Well, and then it's fucking impossible to find.He was afraid that Liu Xiang would cut him at home and hid it every day, but if he had the ability to dig it out every day.I had to hide it in another place, like a mole, but now I can't find it at all.

It is inevitable that two people will bump into each other when they live at home, and now this problem has arisen.Bian Hexuan would just change anything that didn't please his eyes, he had to make himself comfortable, and he could only sleep if he was in control of all aspects.But Liu Xiang is too twisted, it doesn't make sense to reason, and he can't be frightened even if he is frightened, he is given sugar-coated shells, but he doesn't want it.

Just this electronic organ, I moved to the big house by myself in the morning, did I come back with my long legs?So Bian Hexuan moved the piano out again, sweating all over before he found the kitchen knife.

No, let's take a shower.While taking a shower, Bian Hexuan remembered where he hid the knife, and sighed the moment he cut the watermelon.This day is almost like a break-through game.

The watermelon is very big, so Bian Hexuan cut out the heart with a spoon first, put it in a large bowl and put it on ice for him.I wait until the watermelon rind is almost left before I eat it by myself, and feed the bastard while eating.

Not to mention, Bian Hexuan never had a pet before, this thing is really spiritual.People who came home knew to run to the living room, and climbed to the bathroom when it was hot.Don't look like a bastard, his IQ is estimated to be 70.But before taking a few bites, the phone rang.As soon as Mr. Bian heard the ringtone, he put the spoon down, clamped the phone around his neck, and put a big vest on his body.

Take a closer look, oh my god, how did you fix the big wardrobe?This is the real version of the fairy wife!

"Hey, where is my daughter-in-law?" Bian Hexuan shook his hair, like a dog just after a bath.

Liu Xiang stood on the curb, feeling troubled: "Brother, I'm at the entrance of the small supermarket, have you arrived yet?"

"Here we are. If you don't come back, I'll look for you." Bian Hexuan tied up his hair and searched for flip-flops all over the floor.

"Brother, can you pick me up?" Liu Xiang secretly put on clothes again when she went out. The T-shirt looks big at first glance, like a child waiting for a parent to pick him up after class in kindergarten. Walk."

"Okay, brother will be there soon, don't run around." Bian Hexuan guessed that this was the case, and had already slammed the door.He ran downstairs, walked across the small road and took a sharp turn. There were really many pet dogs lying on the chess playing place, and the old man didn't tie them up when he came out to walk the dogs.

Ever since Bian Hexuan hid the stray dog, he has changed his view of the dog as a creature. He always feels that the blessing he is now is due to the benevolence of that thought at that time.But walking the dog without a tether is really a problem, and there is no way to say.To put it seriously, the old man is impatient, and a high blood pressure can't be provoked.

Walking forward is a small supermarket. Bian Hexuan recognized his big vest at a glance. The brand cooperated with Rolling Stone for limited editions, and his wife chose the expensive ones to wear.It's just that the picture of the naked girl with teeth and claws on it doesn't match Liu Xiang's face, so it's obvious that she didn't buy it by herself.

"Brother, I'm here!" Bian Hexuan was tall, Liu Xiang waved and smiled when he saw it, and there were two shopping bags on the ground.

"I'm wearing brother's clothes again, do you like it so much?" Bian Hexuan wiped off his sweat, bent down to pick up two bags, which were heavy, "Buy watermelon?"

Liu Xiang didn't want the elder brother to carry it too heavy, so she grabbed one: "I like it, I think the elder brother only wears it, that is, it's bigger. We've finished eating watermelons, so we'll buy one and save it. Let's watch the news at night and eat together. "

Bian Hexuan was helpless, and he didn't wear the clothes he bought for a fool, and only picked his own.It's not that he is reluctant, he is eager to contract Liu Xiang from the inside to the outside, from the small pants to the hurdle vest. This size is not suitable.

"Brother will buy watermelon from now on, it's heavy, you still have to carry it back." Bian Hexuan took his daughter-in-law and wandered back, and used his body to protect him when he passed by the puppy peeing area, "They are all puppies, they don't bite people. "

Liu Xiang doesn't know why she is afraid of dogs, anyway, she has been afraid since she was a child: "If you don't bite me, you will be afraid."

"Have you been chased by a dog when you were a child?" Hearing that his wife was afraid, Bian Hexuan was heartbroken, "Let's go, my brother will take you there."

"No, they are all neighbors in the same community..." Liu Xiang hurriedly hugged the watermelon with both hands, fearing that her elder brother would insist on holding hands, and said: "When I was young, I never saw a dog. I don't know why I am afraid, not because I am timid. Brother, what are you afraid of?"

Bian Hexuan thought for a while: "Brother, I'm afraid you will lose it."

"I won't lose it, I have my cell phone with me. What I'm asking is, what kind of living thing is the elder brother afraid of?" Liu Xiang looked back, fearing that the dog, which couldn't be any smaller, would catch up.

"Does the big goose count? Oh, I tell you, the big goose is just a fucking hooligan in the animal world, and anyone in the poultry world is staring at someone who is pregnant." Bian Hexuan became annoyed when he mentioned it, "Brother lived in an alley when I was young, and there was a family who specialized in it. Raising big geese in the alley, wow, when I saw my father, I chased him to the end, chasing him from the entrance of the alley to the end, it hurts so much! I wanted to climb over the wall and run away, but his mother could fly, so he was called Road Hog! Daughter-in-law Let me tell you, don’t be afraid when you see a dog, as long as you don’t run away, it won’t chase you, but when you see a goose, you really have to run. Check your eyes, it’s really fucking impossible.”

Liu Xiang likes to listen to the elder brother's speech very much. Others speak with the same face, but the elder brother is not, each expression is different.It's very funny when talking about things, and I still tell stories at night, and I want to listen to them after listening.

"Why are you smirking?" Boss Bian finished telling the story of being bullied by a big goose.

"What are you laughing at? I, I don't know, anyway, I want to laugh when the eldest brother speaks." Liu Xiang laughed when he saw Bian Hexuan, without even saying a word, "I also want to see the big goose."

"Why are you looking at geese?" Bian Hexuan asked.He is quite used to showing his emotions and desires on his face. When he is poor, he treats money, when he loves people, and when he is hungry, he treats the mouthful of food. The desire to earn, want, and eat is vividly displayed. Bottom line, do nothing with ink.Because he knows that people are people, and being a good person is not as good as being a layman.

Liu Xiang feels that she is a bit bad, and likes to watch Bian Hexuan pretend to be angry: "Look at the goose, chasing you to bite."

"Hey, you don't feel sorry for your man, why are you still booing? Brother chases you at night, believe it or not!" Boss Bian suddenly felt that he loved this silly wife for nothing, and needed to be educated.After talking, the two went downstairs, Bian Hexuan went to see the decoration of the store, but unexpectedly ran into the boss.

Bian Hexuan blew a hooligan whistle: "Boss Gu is here."

"Brother Xuan, do you have special abilities? I just arrived, and I just wanted to hide you." Gu Yi came to stare at the decoration.

"Hide? I'll recognize you just by looking at you from the sidelines." Bian Hexuan put down his pockets and said without hesitation, "It's almost ready, yo, it will open tomorrow."

Gu Yi waved his hand and greeted Liu Xiang: "Brother Xuan, everyone looks at it from the corner of the eye, but you look at it from the side, isn't it so different?"

"Do you still want to chase after my Xiaozuo?" Boss Bian put it in his pocket.

"I think, in fact, Pang Guang sounds more high-end than Yu Guang. Brother Xuan, do you want a cigarette?" Gu Yi knocked out the cigarette case.

"My craving for cigarettes is gone, so you should smoke less." Bian Hexuan wanted to get down to business, and turned around to give Liu Xiang a hug, "Daughter-in-law, go home, there's watermelon in the refrigerator, and I'll go upstairs after talking about work." .”

Seeing Gu Yi, Liu Xiang was overjoyed, and looked inside, but she didn't see Xiao Zuo. "Then I'm going back, brother, let's talk, I'm going home."

Bian Hexuan had explained to Gu Yizhen that the storefront was less than a few hundred meters away from the small courtyard of old man Meng's house, but he couldn't see the unit door.Liu Xiang walked back holding the watermelon by herself, laughing as she walked, her mind was full of big brother asking the big white goose to chase her, and the sky was full of goose feathers.

When I got home and opened the refrigerator, there was a large stainless steel bowl, which was full of heart.He couldn't finish it by himself, so Liu Xiang wanted to share it with his elder brother.Fortunately, the store is close, so we can eat together when we take it.

Liu Xiang worked fast, and set off after simply tidying up the kitchen, not forgetting to insert the small toothpick.In the end, he didn't walk out of the cave, as if he heard someone calling his name.

"Who is it?" Liu Xiang thought she had heard it wrong, so she looked back, "Brother Xiaohua, why are you here again?"

Hua Yuanjia walked in just in time: "I remember you love watermelon the most, I'll bring you some, I'll just take a look at you and leave."

Send watermelon?Liu Xiang hugged the fleshy heart dug out by her elder brother, and looked at the small watermelon carried by brother Xiaohua, a little confused. "Brother Xiaohua, why did you give me watermelon? I haven't seen you for a long time, why did you go?"

"Something happened at home, I'll tell you later." Hua Yuanjia scanned the person with a scalpel and guessed, "Isn't this your clothes?"

Liu Xiang took a piece of watermelon and ate it by herself, it was very sweet.Brother Xiaohua's mother refused to let the two of them fail, and he didn't hold grudges. "Well, it's my brother's clothes. Brother Xiaohua, do you eat watermelon? My brother gave me ice."

"Don't eat it. I've eaten too much ice watermelon. Be careful and you'll have a stomachache." Hua Yuanjia blinked slowly, but when he blinked, there was too much content covered in it. "You used to always like to wear my clothes."

Although I don't care about the past, after all, it's been too long since I saw him, so Liu Xiang doesn't know how to answer this question.He doesn't bear any grudges against Brother Xiaohua, he understands about feelings and can't force him.

Hua Yuanjia was indeed a completely different man from Bian Hexuan.He spoke from venting to biting words, and even controlled the volume with ease, and the ironed white shirt was spotless, making Liu Xiang's naked woman look particularly unfashionable. "You can't carry these up by yourself, I'll help you carry them up, put them down and leave."

Liu Xiang was in a hurry just now, and ran out wearing her little slippers. The watermelon water accidentally flowed onto the instep, so she took off one foot and shook it secretly, and said, "I already have two watermelons at home. And my elder brother gave me some ice. I don’t want yours, I have them at home, Brother Xiao Hua, you can eat them yourself.”

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Hua Yuanjia: What's so smoky about this dress?

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