If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

This idiot, wouldn't he also like to have sex with men?Teased him very much.So Bian Hexuan was excited.

"Xiangxiang, go and open those bags on the ground and pick them out yourself." Bian Hexuan raised his chin, as if pointing in the direction.

As soon as Liu Xiang was called by a nickname, 182 could be as small as a cat, scratching her hair and packing her luggage.After squatting, the lower back was exposed again.At first Bian Hexuan thought it was a fool who couldn't lift his trousers properly, but in the past few days, it turned out that his clothes had already shrunk.

Liu Xiang knew that everything belonging to her employer was valuable, so she moved very carefully, and opened the zipper to have a look: "Brother, there are your clothes inside."

"Take it all out, spread it out on the sofa, and show it to brother." Bian Hexuan smiled.

First pajamas, then a dozen underwear, half of each color.There are also washbasins, toiletries, large towels, thermos cups and lunch boxes, all of which were brought in according to Bian Hexuan's requirements.Finally, what Liu Xiang took out were a few female cigarettes.

"Do you like it?" Bian Hexuan smiled again.He was asking Liu Xiang this question, and he already had the answer in his heart.Whether Liu Xiang likes it or not doesn't hinder his preference.Even for the accessories of a nurse, Bian Hexuan had to approve them first.

Liu Xiang touched this and then that, nodded her head because she didn't understand, and looked at Bian Hexuan with a smile in her eyes.

"Try it, your clothes are too old." Bian Hexuan said softly.What I think in my heart is that a fool really knows how to laugh.

"Brother, these are all for me?" Liu Xiang couldn't believe it, and asked in a low voice.But there was longing in the voice, he wanted it.Mom said that you can't ask for clothes from others, but Liu Xiang remembered it and didn't dare to forget it.But what the elder brother gave, he wanted it.

"Then try it on and show me if it fits." Bian Hexuan pulled the sharp net and began to reel in the thread.

"Really, really?"

Liu Xiang really never took other people's clothes, the tip of her tongue kept licking between her teeth.Besides, taking so much at once made him a little scared.One by one, they seemed to be alive, beckoning him to hurry up and get them.In the end, Liu Xiang nervously pulled up the bottom of her pajamas, but didn't dare to move anything else.

"The one inside, don't you want to change it?" Bian Hexuan stopped collecting the net.A good lover with superb skills will not take by force even when facing the most easy prey.

"No more, no more." Liu Xiang shook her head, her expression changed from vacillation to firmness, "My mother said, you have to wear your own vest and underpants."

Liu Xiang went into the bathroom to change her pajama pants, and the door was locked with a click, announcing Bian Hexuan's defeat.

The idiot's mother is interesting, she is a very powerful character.Bian Hexuan thought, this is like a martial arts master fighting in the air, except that there is a thin line of yin and yang between himself and the idiot mother.On this day, Bian Hexuan, who had a dark heart in his heart, encountered the literal biography left by a fool's mother for her son.

"Brother, I've changed it. Is it suitable?" Liu Xiang came out of the bathroom, generously.The indigo cotton fabric covered the knees, exposing the calves.Sure enough, Bian Hexuan guessed right, the Achilles tendon was very long, the lines were flawless, and there were two depressions behind the ankle, which were the calves of a sports school student.

It's a pity that I didn't practice long-distance running.

"It's suitable, much more suitable than your previous pajama pants." This sentence is true, Bian Hexuan admits that Liu Xiang is good-looking, and he admits it from the first sight.The reason why Gu Yi hesitated to speak, and why his mother brought up the law to scare her son, was not because everyone knew that Bian Hexuan was fascinated by Liu Xiang.

This is his heavenly dish.

The only one who could tell Bian Hexuan to stop the brakes was Liu Xiang, who was slightly mentally retarded.

"Then I...thank you, brother." Liu Xiang couldn't tell what was going on in her heart, and her mind was buzzing.A little scared, but also a little happy.

"Come on, Xiangxiang come up and sit down." Bian Hexuan patted the bed. He never doubted his own charm. Before he got married with Liu Xiang, he was in heat everywhere like a male dog.

Liu Xiang scruples about the nurse's rules, so she still sits on the stool. "Brother's leg hurts? I'll rub it for you. Your pants are so pretty, aren't they expensive?"

nice?You're so fucking good-looking, right?Pajama pants can look good ass!

"It's not expensive, and your legs don't hurt. Don't you think it's hot to sleep in long johns? The length is just right." Bian Hexuan slowly found the pattern, and the idiot is not too stupid. He slowed down his words and could understand long sentences.

Liu Xiang pursed her lips, feeling that every word the elder brother said was in her heart, and she wanted to keep it in her heart.

"Come and chat with me. Look, your name is Liu Xiang, and your name looks like a big girl. Why is it Liu Xiang?" Bian Hexuan spoke slowly, looked him up and down, took out the trick of hooking up college students, and slightly challenged him. His eyebrows were raised, his face was raised slightly, and his eyes were like beams of light hitting Liu Xiang's body.

Sure enough, Liu Xiang liked to see Bian Hexuan's face very much, she was taken aback for a moment, and said quickly: "My mother said that when she was pregnant with me, the yard was full of flowers, which were very fragrant."

"Well, it's a nice name." Forget it, the dirt has fallen off, okay?Bian Hexuan knew that he should not be in a hurry at this time, and asked again: "Then who else is in your family?"

Liu Xiang shook her head numbly: "There is no one left, my mother is dead."

This is enough to make a rough guess, Bian Hexuan stretched out his hand, and patted the idiot on the shoulder like a brother.The fool never mentioned his father, which means that this man quit the family stage very early.It can't be a widow. Liu Xiang doesn't feel too sad when her mother dies. There's no need for a foolish mother to hide this from her son.It's probably because the father doesn't want this stupid son, so he doesn't mention this man much.

Bian Hexuan suddenly felt bad again, feeling irritable.If Liu Xiang wasn't a fool, she would be the pillar of the family at this time.Another kind of life, went to college, had a nine-to-five job, hooked up with girls after get off work, or hooked up with boys.

"It's okay, people are born, old, sick and die, don't be afraid. You see the same in the hospital. Sometimes, the doctor can't do anything, right?" Bian Hexuan coaxed a child, "Then you are alone, never thought of becoming a Home?"

Liu Xiang tilted her head, rested her food, didn't understand the long string of words that the eldest brother said, she just thought that the eldest brother was good-looking.Bian Hexuan understood that a fool has no concept of marriage.

"Then when you see a girl you like, do you want to be relatives?" I can only ask so bluntly.

Where was Liu Xiang asked this before, she couldn't sit still for a while, and shifted her weight on her buttocks: "I don't want to kiss, big brother, I don't."

"Is it because I don't want to kiss, or...don't like kissing girls?" Bian Hexuan still wanted to ask, and the wanton smile grew bigger and bigger on his face. If he guessed right, Liu Xiang might really like men.

"I don't want to kiss, and I don't like to kiss girls." Liu Xiang's voice was weak, and she was afraid of saying the word kiss.

"Why?"

Liu Xiang raised her head, her expression changed from ignorant to romantic, and she smiled slowly, as if scattered clouds in the sky were driven by the wind and gathered on one face.The voice was very soft, and as soon as the sound came out, the cloud-like smile on his face dissipated. "My mother said that girls can't look at, touch, or kiss. If I kiss, the police uncle will arrest me."

"What did the police uncle arrest you for?"

"Catch me, catch me and put me in prison, and beat me to death." Liu Xiang stopped laughing at all, and it is conceivable that he was afraid just by saying this sentence.

Bian Hexuan guessed that he liked watching Liu Xiang laugh, starting with that avalanche smile.The idiot's mother is a hidden master, teaching her son to work hard to be a good social person, and teaching him to use laughter to block his intellect that is riddled with holes.Bian Hexuan also understands this truth, he doesn't stretch out his hand to hit smiling people, he used to catch everyone laughing at others when he was doing small business, but he chewed his teeth and scolded in his heart, grandson, bastard, no asshole!

Severely mentally retarded people have no concept of ethics and shame. When they reached puberty, they became restless. Baobuqi hugged girls on the street, gnawed at them, and pulled girls' skirts.Even if Liu Xiang is only mildly mentally retarded, the idiot's mother will get vaccinated in advance.Bian Hexuan guessed that when the idiot mother used this sentence to scare her son, her heart ached enough.But for a boy with an intellectual disability, it is better to scare him than to play hooligans on the street.

This is different from Bian Hexuan's concept of being a hooligan. Liu Xiang is really likely to be beaten to death in the street if he is a hooligan.

"Then Xiangxiang, do you think men can kiss?" Bian Hexuan smelled victory.

Liu Xiang's bangs covered her eyebrows, and was gently pulled aside by her elder brother. With a warm heart, she told the truth: "My mother never said it, but I think...a man can kiss."

"Of course I can. Xiangxiang, have you... kissed a man?" Bian Hexuan looked affectionate, but his tongue was irritable and dry.He slicked the idiot's bangs all at once, or touched his eyebrows inadvertently.She already has a solid foundation in her heart, Liu Xiang's longing for him doesn't seem like she has never had a man before.

Liu Xiang was greedy for the smile on Bian Hexuan's face, and told the truth. "Kiss."

"Why did you kiss him?"

"My mother said that you can only kiss someone if you like someone."

"Does Xiangxiang have a man she wants to kiss now?"

"Not yet."

"Then how do you know if you like him or not?"

"People who like touch my underpants, I am willing, people who don't like touch them, I don't want to. My mother said, if someone insists on touching my underpants, I will beat him, shout, run, and find the police station. "

Bian Hexuan closed his eyes, knowing that it was done.Liu Xiang has a little interest in him, but he hasn't risen to the level of liking.But what Bian Hexuan didn't expect was that his understanding of the sexes far exceeded his imagination.Liu Xiang not only has this concept, but also the awareness of choosing a partner. He even knows how to protect himself and the weight of rejection.And all of this, Bian Hexuan believes that it should be attributed to the idiot's mother. This extraordinary woman used the most straightforward but effective judgment standard to teach her idiot son to understand love and not love.

Love can save you from loneliness.If you don't love, you can stay away from harm.Only with a hundred secrets and one sparseness, she never thought that her son would like a man.

Bian Hexuan never dated straight men, so he had expected this answer, the fool looked at him, and it was clear that he was a fellow traveler.Liu Xiang admits, isn't this just following his own wishes?No, the unwarranted anger of being cheated came out of nowhere, making Bian Hexuan restless.

The idiot looked at other men with innocent eyes, and even kissed him, then turned around and foolishly called him big brother.He's not stupid, he's very good at it, he's just a scheming fool who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger!

"Brother." Liu Xiang's sitting posture is very good-looking, as if wearing a back.

"Why?" Bian Hexuan was annoyed, inexplicably annoyed.

"Smile at me again like you did just now, okay?" Liu Xiang couldn't feel that he was being stupid, he only thought that his elder brother's smile looked good, and he hadn't seen enough just now.

grass!You're an idiot who's always flirting, aren't you?Bian Hexuan covered his mouth and almost didn't utter the words.

"Brother?" Liu Xiang spoke again.

Bian Hexuan was extremely annoyed: "What are you doing?"

"You are very beautiful."

With a thud in his heart, Bian Hexuan felt that the idiot could not be teased anymore, it was poisonous!

In the past, Mr. Bian always felt that stupid people need to be cleaned up.Now, he especially wanted to clean up the idiots.

This night, Bian Hexuan, who had been thinking hard, repeated Liu Xiang's words with a wooing smile.

It was almost midnight, and Mi Xiaozuo was still in Gu Yi's Hummer, just hanging up the phone.

Gu Yi drove the door and jumped up, holding a 711 pocket in his hand: "How about paying for it? Tired eyes again." Mi Xiaozuo's eyes are his heart disease.

"I'm not tired, I'm still thinking about opening another one. Get a smaller one, ten square meters, near the subway, take it with you, and pay quickly." Mi Xiaozuo made a mess of the plastic bag, looking for his Eat spicy strips.

"Are you still driving? It's almost done." Gu Yi turned on the heater in the car and heated the passenger seat, pretending to ask unintentionally, "You don't have enough money?"

"Didn't my third uncle take a fancy to a house that just opened for sale, so..."

"You don't care if your third uncle buys a house! Who is the first one to buy a house? Last time someone's son paid 20 in sponsorship fees, you were the one who paid the sponsorship fee. The whole family must be fucking vampires!" Gu Yi didn't agree. He was furious for warning, and couldn't get used to Mi Xiaozuo's cowardly look. If he said it was too serious, he wouldn't, and if he didn't say it, he wouldn't, "You just say your parents, did they care about you when you were young? When you are rich, you come to recognize relatives one by one. , The money comes for nothing? It’s easy to make money? It’s all fucking good!"

Mi Xiaozuo didn't speak, but hid his chin in the high collar of the beige twisted sweater.Brother Xuan helped him, and he also managed it painstakingly. He has his own franchise stores in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, and he is indeed rich.

"Why don't I take you for a paternity test? See if you are related by blood to your family. Last year you had heart surgery, and it was a small minimally invasive operation. Except for your sister, the whole family didn't even have a dog! If your sister doesn't come, Brother Xuan is going to bring someone to your house and smash the door after signing the surgery agreement!"

Boss Gu was really angry, the veins on his forearm were fierce, and the tattoos were bursting with evil spirits.Mi Xiaozuo has supraventricular tachycardia, brought out from the womb.Rescue, besides him and Brother Xuan, even Sister Bian came outside the operating room, and the only family member was a biological sister.

The matter of available money really can't leave this unlucky boy.

"Are you fucking stupid? You're fucking Liu Xiang!" Even Liu Xiang is smarter than you, but Gu Yi didn't say this.

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Warning again, both Gongshou and Shou have ex-boyfriends, but Xiangxiang only kisses, the reason will have a very reasonable and irritating explanation, Mr. Bian will beat that scumbag to death!