[Comprehensive] God's joke

Name: Kong Lan.

Age: 13 years old.

Gender: Female.

Level: 1.

Equipment: None.

Map: Legend of Sword and Fairy 4.

Kong Lan blinked, and the information that came to mind faded away with her mind.

"So am I time-traveling?" Kong Lan almost couldn't hold back her face and smiled. I really don't know what kind of brain damage dared to choose her as a time-traveler?Also got a system?This is going to kill her!In other words, who would dare to play time travel for her because she has been so boring for thousands of years that she has been running around the world and reincarnating non-stop?Well, when she's had enough fun, maybe she'll consider leaving that person with a dead body.

[The character has been confirmed, the system is starting... 1%... 16%... 33%... 49%... 87%... 93%... The startup is complete!Communication connection...connection complete! ] After the information flashed in my mind, an indifferent voice sounded the next moment: "Hello, Kong Lan, I am the time travel system."

Kong Lan remained expressionless and did not speak, but her heart was laughing so hard that if someone she knew was by her side, she might be able to sense the turbulent hostility in her eyes.

"The body distribution of characters in this system is the most accommodating in the world, the Nine-Tailed Feather Fox. The Nine-Tailed Feather Fox was born from the mythical beast Suzaku and the demon emperor Nine-Tailed Sky Fox, and inherited the characteristics of Suzaku's rebirth from ashes. Absolute physical strength, the only king of the sky and land."

"Sub-task: Paying homage to Qionghua - pass the trial within three months, and join the sect of the head Taiqing. Task rewards: level +10, unlock the titles King of the Sky, King of the Land, the weapon is empty, and the feather fox suit is equipped .Failure penalty: obliteration."

obliterate?The tone is really big...

Listening to the indifferent system voice, the corners of Kong Lan's mouth slowly formed a gentle and helpless arc, and sighed: "Can I not resist?"

"You can try it." The system said indifferently.

Kong Lan smiled again, stood up and stretched, looked around, it looked like an ordinary ancient inn, with a bit of Western flavor, as an old monster who has lived in the world for thousands of years, in fact She is the most familiar with the living environment, and Kong Lan expressed her satisfaction.

As for that system?Ha, let's keep it for now, I just don't know how long it will take for this thing to collapse... It's exciting.

Kong Lan is very familiar with Xiansi, or she is only familiar with Xiansi. In the Three Swords series, she has cleared the level of Xiansi, half of Xiansan, and a small part of Gujianyi, but the same story makes Kong Lan is quite boring. She once thought about whether to enter these worlds to play with those game characters, and then gave up because of the trouble, but now... Hahaha, if you have the opportunity, you can't miss it!

Kong Lan happily went downstairs to eat first.

This is in Boxian Town, besides merchants and ordinary people, there are occasional people who want to go to Qionghua to learn from Qionghua, but Qionghua's disciples in blue and white clothes are relatively rare.Thinking about it, the Qionghua sect learns sword control as a beginner, and they can fly wherever they go, so they don't need to stay in Boxian Town.

Kong Lan bought some dry food, and with a warm smile on her face, she walked out of Boxian Town--about that smile, it is the perfect combination of the warm sunshine, heart-warming warmth and jade-like warmth of the protagonist in many animations of cosplay Smile, absolutely close to nature, eyes clear and pollution-free.

After so long in the 21st century, I have almost forgotten what a pollution-free world is like. Kong Lan is going to take a stroll around Boxian Town first. If I remember correctly, there are delicious things in the desert!

Then Kong Lan looked at the blue and white shirt in the quicksand with blood stains all over her body, and the semi-conscious man looked out unwillingly, trying to struggle but there was nothing he could do, half of his body was already trapped in the quicksand. , looks set to be buried soon.

Without hesitation, Kong Lan thrust the wooden stick for self-defense into a boulder at the edge of the sandy ground, quickly tore the coat into long strips and tied it around her waist, and then plunged into the quicksand—no way, The stick wasn't long enough to reach the man.

"Don't worry, it'll be fine soon...can you reach out?" Kong Lan shouted as she approached.

The man didn't answer, but stared in this direction with half-opened and half-closed black eyes, his eyes were deep and inexplicable, as if he was actually consciously watching the girl saving him, and his whole body slowly sank into the quicksand.Kong Lan tried her best to reach out to grab him, she moved too violently, and sank into the quicksand faster than that man, but she didn't care at all.

Finally, when the quicksand fell on her chest, Kong Lan grabbed the abnormally hot hand, her perfect smile burst out on her face, and she said happily: "I caught you!"

Kong Lan used her ingenuity to follow the direction of the sand flow, dragging the man towards her, and then pulled the rope to use her strength to retreat to the periphery of the quicksand.

The man looked at her deeply.

"Don't worry, I've fallen into the quicksand before, as long as I use force in the direction of the sand, it's not dangerous." Kong Lan comforted him, but he didn't hear an answer for a long time. When he turned his head, the man had closed his eyes .

"Hey, don't fall asleep! You are seriously injured, wake up!"

no answer.

The system said suddenly: "This person is not worth saving. If you leave him, you can still live."

Kong Lan ignored the system, struggling on her own, and kept calling that person. Although they didn't know each other at all, Kong Lan liked to play the game of saving people very much. A fun game anytime.

It was approaching the edge of the quicksand, and the flow of sand here became slightly calmer.

Kong Lan herself was buried up to her neck, and she had to raise her hands high so that the man could stay well above the horizon.

A gust of wind blew, and Kong Lan, who was calling for that person, filled his mouth with sand and spat desperately. When he raised his head, he met a pair of deep black eyes. His eyes became gentle and worried, and he looked at her.

"I'm fine." Kong Lan smiled at him, not responding to the man's inconsistent eyes.Who doesn't have a story of their own?

Stab it--!

With a piercing sound, Kong Lan immediately turned her head, and saw that there was only half a meter away, but the rope that had been torn into strips of cloth from the coat and the two of them fell into the quicksand had already begun to break.

The man could also see the broken rope, and his eyes flashed a trace of unwillingness, anger, ridicule, indifference, and a complex expression of madness.

Oh, he is about to be given up.

The next moment, the hand that was holding it was released, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, drawing a cool arc. However, the next moment, he found himself flying into the air, leaving the range of quicksand, and then landed on the On the calm sandy ground, at the end of his eyes, he saw the completely broken rope and the scene where the girl struggled hard but was buried in the quicksand.

The man stared blankly at all this, not knowing what he was thinking.

He didn't know how long it took, but the quicksand finally calmed down, and he lay there quietly, his eyes fell on the place where the quicksand was calm.

That girl... whom she had never met before, but who was willing to fall into the quicksand for a stranger like him... was... dead?

A long time, maybe not particularly long.

The man suddenly realized that the piece of sand was moving, his eyes froze slightly, and then he stared at the piece of sand.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and a gust of earthly air suddenly spewed out from that piece of sand, and it shot straight into the sky. The flying sand just fell on his face not far from the piece of ground, and the next second, the clothes were gone. In a mess, the girl with bloodstains all over her body yelled and fell from the air and fell on the sand.

Kong Lan thought she was really lucky this time, and slowly sat up while breathing in the air. Her right leg was twisted unnaturally, and it was obviously broken.

Kong Lan's first reaction was not to check herself, but approached the man and looked at him: "Are you okay?"

The man looked at Kong Lan with deep eyes.

"Are you unable to speak? Still can't speak?" Kong Lan tried to stand up, but she almost fell to her knees due to the severe pain. Fortunately, the big rock that saved two people gave her support.She pulled out the wooden stick stuck in the stone and made a gesture, it was just enough to be used as a crutch to support her armpit.

Kong Lan helped the man up with all her strength, and then propped herself up on the crutches, sighing, "Oh my god, why is the way back to town so far..." That being said, her movements were so cautious, and the The person leaned on him, without any hesitation, or the thought of throwing that person away.

"Ah, I can't always call you hello, um, let me call you senior brother, anyway, I will worship Qionghua in the future, haha!" Kong Lan said to herself, not caring whether the person answered or not, He started talking ramblingly.She is very nervous, but she still hates pain, and speaking can always divert a little pain.

In the distance, the figure of the girl supporting the person beside her disappeared in the desert.

Kong Lan is being bombarded by the system.

"Do you know what the nine-tailed sky fox represents? In every world, the body of the nine-tailed sky fox is well-deserved to be the strongest, but you can cripple one leg of this body. You know the body of Suzaku How strong is it? Among the four divine beasts, only Xuanwu is the second." The system's indifferent and flat voice was flat and inorganic, but the tone of the statement made people feel its sarcasm inexplicably. "I have to say, you are really outstanding."

Kong Lan held the tray with a smirk, opened the door and saw that the senior brother had already sat up and leaned against the bed.

Running over on crutches, Kong Lan was very happy: "Brother, you are recovering very well!"

"Xuan Zhen, I thank the girl for saving her life. It's just that the girl who was harmed fell to the root of her illness...but it made Xuan Zhen really uneasy." A gentle and clear voice sounded, Xuan Zhen looked at Kong Lan, his eyes slightly worried .

Kong Lan was stunned for a moment, and became even happier: "Your name is Xuan Zhen? My name is Kong Lan. Kong is Kong in the sky, and Lan is that Lan in the mist in the mountains! Your voice is really nice!"

Xuan Zhen smiled slightly: "The girl has won the prize."

"Let's eat! I asked the store to make them specially. They are all delicious plants that I picked in the desert that day. They need to be dug deep to find them!" Kong Lan said while skillfully picking up the bowl, ready to feed Xuan Zhen.

Xuan Zhen looked at the bowl in front of him and the spoon that had been brought to his mouth, his eyes flickered slightly, he smiled slightly, and obediently asked her to feed him.

At that time, it had been ten days since Kong Lan rescued Xuan Zhen. Her leg recovered very quickly after taking the medicine donated by Xuan Zhen, but it was only because she had walked a long way after breaking it. She didn't get treatment in time, so she was still disabled. Even if the crutches were removed, as long as she walked faster, she would be limping.

When Kong Lan supported Xuan Zhen to walk around in Boxian Town, Xuan Zhen said inadvertently: "The girl said that she wants to go to Qionghua to learn art from a teacher? But is it for immortality?"

"It is said that those who cultivate immortals are very good-looking! I want to go and see." Kong Lan's answer made Xuan Zhen's smile froze for a moment.

Kong Lan turned her head and looked at the handsome man with a long and gentle figure beside her, very happy: "Senior brother is very good-looking, I can eat a few more bowls of rice just by looking at your face!"

"The girl's words are really...unexpected."

"Just kidding~! Well, in fact, I just think that after learning Yujianshu, it will be much easier to go anywhere. I want to travel all over the world~!" Kong Lanjian waved Bai Shengsheng's little fist full of energy, no He noticed the deep gaze of the gentle man beside him.

A month later, both Xuan Zhen and Kong Lan had recovered.

Before going up the mountain, Xuan Zhen looked back at Kong Lan and nodded slightly: "I can only send you here, and the rest of the road can only be walked by the girl alone. The road up the mountain is very difficult and dangerous. If the girl can't move forward, it's better not to go up the mountain." It's better to persevere."

Kong Lan waved her hand: "Alright, alright, see you later~!"

She didn't listen at all...

Xuan Zhen smiled helplessly, and Yu Jian left.

Kong Lan no longer needs to use crutches. Although her legs are a little lame, she can walk and fight on weekdays without getting in the way. She has been in any disabled state.Holding the wooden stick tightly in her hand, Kong Lan happily rushed up the mountain.

From early morning to evening, the crutches in Kong Lan's hands were completely broken. She looked at the grand gate in front of her with a smile on her face, and exclaimed, "Wow! It's so high!"

"Sub-task: Entering Qionghua, the completion rate is 40%. Only by showing your strong talent can you become the head disciple. If you fail to become the head disciple, you will be obliterated." The voice of the system rang in the ear.

Kong Lan still ignored the noisy thing.

The head of Taiqing is a majestic old man, very serious, after hearing Kong Lan's intention, he let her enter the Sumeru illusion.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Kong Lan escaped from the illusion, and smiled heartlessly in the admiring gaze of Master Taiqing.

It is natural to worship under the head of the sect. Taiqing called the senior brother and senior sister, that is, Xuan Zhen Suyao, and asked them to teach her how to practice, and she herself was called Sulan.

"Brother, I said we will see you soon! Sister, please give me more advice in the future~!" Kong Lan smiled brightly and warmly at the two of them.

Suyao is a serious and dignified beauty, she looks hard to get close to, but Xuan Zhen is as gentle as jade, kind and polite, which makes people feel admiration involuntarily.Kong Lan felt that what she said was not wrong, there were countless handsome men and beautiful women in this sect of cultivating immortals, and even the elders had a white-haired and childlike elder Chongguang.

Facing Kong Lan's enthusiastic greeting, Su Yao nodded coldly, and said in a rigid tone: "It's nothing, I'll leave."

Xuan Zhen smiled helplessly, and looked at Kong Lan with gentle eyes: "Don't worry, Junior Sister is like this."

"I know, Senior Sister, she was actually shy just now~!" Kong Lan giggled weirdly. Others couldn't see Su Yao's mood under the iceberg mask, but she was very clear. This senior sister Bingshan doesn't know how to get along with others, that's why she looks so cold?

Serious people are actually the funniest.

"You." Xuan Zhen rubbed her hair, and said: "You are already very tired all the way up the mountain, you'd better rest early, don't miss tomorrow's morning class. Oh, remember to recite this "Tao Te Ching" Come down and I'll check on your progress tomorrow."

Kong Lan hurriedly stood at attention: "Understood! Hee~!"

Kong Lan happened to be living alone in a room, and although the hard bed was a bit harsh, it was better than sleeping in the wild.

She called out the system message that popped up when Taiqing accepted her, and checked it.

Name: Kong Lan.

Age: 13 years old.

Gender: Female.

Level: 12.

Equipment: None.

Map: Legend of Sword and Fairy 4.

Task: Sub-quest - Entering Qionghua (completed).Side task - Practice Qionghua Gongfa (not accepted).Daily task - recite "Tao Te Ching" (not accepted).

Kong Lan opened the detailed explanation of the mission, and there was a button to receive rewards under Bai Qionghua. After she clicked it, the light on her body flickered slightly, and she had already risen to level 22. In addition, the level she upgraded from fighting monsters on the way up the mountain before, There are already [-] levels, and the rewarded items are automatically included in the package.

It’s not in vain. She deliberately pretends to be lost on the road, going around and killing monsters. You must know that every tenth level of the game is a hurdle, and the experience will be greatly improved. At the tenth level, I'm afraid I have to kill some monsters who have cultivation skills and skills, and in the later stage, she can only use tasks to continue to upgrade herself. Inside, practice Qionghua Gongfa to the perfection.Task reward: Level +5.Failure penalty: obliteration.

By reciting the Tao Te Ching once, you will have a new understanding of life.Task reward: experience +1000.

This game obviously has no skill system, and all skills seem to be learned by the players themselves, and the two titles of the king of the sky and the king of the land have been merged into the king of heaven and earth, which allows her to order everything on the sky and land at will. It's nothing more than the ability of creatures, and it can summon the Phoenix, the king of birds, and the white tiger, the king of beasts, at the same time.

Such a powerful golden finger made Kong Lan touch her chin, and postponed the death of the system and the people behind him for a while. After all, it seems that the existence of the system is only to guide her in the established direction, and it does not Don't care about her life or death.

Well, then keep playing!