[Comprehensive] God's joke

Three years is not too long, but it is enough for Kong Lan to rise to level [-].When she reached level [-], the functions of the system were fully opened, and the innate skills owned by Yuhu also appeared one by one, namely Immortal Nirvana, Thousand Feather White Flame, Phoenix Dance Thousand Illusion, Ten Thousand Claws of Time and Space, Yuhu Domain, Heaven People are one.

Undead Nirvana: Characters can be resurrected when they die.

Thousand Feather White Flame: The world-burning flame inherited from Suzaku, mixed with the Sky Fox's fire, becomes a more powerful and mysterious white flame that can burn everything in the world.

Phoenix Dance Thousand Illusions: One hundred phantoms with the same attack power as the main body will be assigned to attack together. Every time the level is increased, one hundred phantoms will be added.

Ten Thousand Claws of Time and Space: A magical skill that can break time and space.

Feather Fox Field: All within the field is the Kingdom of God. Passive skill, every level up, the field range +100 meters, and everyone in the field will be charmed.

The unity of man and nature: everything in the world is for itself, joy, anger, sorrow and joy are in harmony with the world, passive skills, any spell can be cast without mana.

When the character level reaches [-], other functions of the system will be activated.

The so-called other functions are actually extra maps, soul pets, skills, and malls in addition to the initial tasks, attributes, and backpacks.Skills are divided into life skills and combat skills. The combat skills currently include Qionghua School's Taiyi Sword Art, Jingjian, Piercing Sword, Sancai Chaoyuan, Sifang Sulian, Wuling Guizong, Jian Xiao Jiutian, Jiuyou Quen Cold Sword, Turning into Reality Like a Sword, Qianfang Remnant Light Sword, Shangqing Poyun Sword and so on.Fortunately, the proficiency of each move is not obtained by practicing one by one, but depends on the understanding, otherwise Kong Lan would have to go crazy when practicing swords.

Although these skills are actually useless to Kong Lan.

And because the level of Qionghua's kung fu has affected the experience she gained while meditating, Kong Lan coquettishly revealed her talent, and within a few days she had already reached the perfection of the ninth level. It is wandering in the seventh and eighth layer, and the Qionghua School's exercises are only in the ninth layer.However, the realm she showed outside was not so monstrous, and she only reached the seventh-level realm in a year.

The Qionghua disciples vomited blood together: How can we, who have cultivated for so many years and still can't reach the fifth level, be so cruel! !

Because when meditating at the ninth level, the experience gained per second is between one thousand and two thousand. In that month, Konglan didn't sleep, and as long as she meditated, she rose to level thirty. It is to leave only a physical phantom in the pie, and do tasks everywhere by yourself.

However, in addition to leveling up, the role of experience can also improve skills. Skill levels, spiritual pet levels, attribute enhancement levels, and character levels are the same. Kong Lan has never added those levels, and she has improved her level all at once. This is also her leveling up. The reason why it is so fast.At present, the levels of all her skills, attributes, and spiritual pets are completely equal to level [-], which is just the start of her two days ago.Fortunately, although the talent skill will reveal the feathered fox form once it is used, this is upgraded with the level, and there is no need to separate experience points to upgrade.

Kong Lan didn't clear the bugs, but when she seriously explored the rules of the system tasks, she could easily know which tasks would give her a lot of experience, and which tasks would allow her to directly increase her level—for example, the task of practicing Qionghua Jue , divided into five stages, although the first stage is only level +5, but in the second stage, the sixth level is level +10, the seventh level is level +15, the eighth level is level +20, and the ninth level is even more Level 30, this task alone has made her rise to [-] levels in one go, so the leveling up is so fast.

Of course, after thinking about Taiqing's practice for more than a hundred years, he is still only at the eighth level, and his level is almost j□j tenth level, so we can understand why this task has so many rewards.

The system is as indifferent as his voice, and the occasional exchanges in three years are not at all humane. Kong Lan plays the innocent, enthusiastic and natural good boy who plays Zhengde, but he bothers the system to talk to him every day when he meditates, and he never tires of it. .

In three years, Kong Lan has been a 16-year-old girl with a beautiful appearance, light and refined, clean and clear, in short, she has an appearance that can wash away all negative emotions at a glance.With the addition of the passive skill Feather Fox Domain (the effect is weakened to [-]% when there is no transformation), wherever it passes by will definitely make people fascinated and unable to extricate themselves.

It's not alluring, but it's just as dangerous. In addition, her legs and feet are inconvenient, and she is always looked at with pity. After a long time, she doesn't like to go out and hang out.

The drunken phoenix flower bloomed again, and Kong Lan sat under the tree, puffing her cheeks and blowing the fallen petals, smiling warmly.

After all, there is a system, because she was so focused on groping for upgrades and playing the role of the pure and passionate Virgin Mary, she hadn't even thought about the previous things in the past three years without knowing it.

Those ones……

Kong Lan yawned a lot, closed her eyes and went to sleep. Anyway, after the ninth level, she would always be practicing and meditating, which would not affect her experience gains.Speaking of which, the sword really took a lot of energy from the body, even if there was no mental discomfort, the body would not be able to hold it.

A blurry, complex line of sight seems to always stay on her body, which wakes Kong Lan up. Looking up, a young man with a gentle and elegant demeanor strolls over and smiles slightly: "Why did Junior Sister fall asleep here? What about it? If you get cold, it’s not good.”

Kong Lan rubbed her eyes and said hello: "Well, Senior Brother Xuan Zhen."

The young man who was already unparalleled in beauty wore a gentle smile, thinking thoughtfully: "During the morning class today, what did Junior Sister forget?"

"What?" Not only did meditation in the morning class triple the experience, but it also gained the experience of this daily activity. Kong Lan never missed it, and it's the same today.But she didn't remember what she forgot?Cough, having said that, she remembers to be prepared when she sleeps in the morning class, so she shouldn't be discovered...

Xuan Zhen had a sad smile on his face: "Yesterday, Junior Sister let Senior Brother today... Junior Sister...have you completely forgotten it?"

Kong Lan looked at Xuan Zhen with an embarrassing face, hey, don't be so resentful, please!Wait, what did she say yesterday?

Kong Lan tried hard to recall.

"Brother, tomorrow is the three years we have known each other, haha, I have prepared a good thing, I will give it to you after class tomorrow morning~!"

Kong Lan: "..." She is completely out of habit!Three years of inertia ah ah ah!

Seeing Xuan Zhen's lonely smile, his handsome side face was quite cold in the ambiguous and mottled light and shadow of the drunken flowers, Kong Lan burst into tears: "Brother, wait a minute, I'll get it for you now!!!"

Then Xuan Zhen looked at the slender figure running away with a limp, and couldn't help but chuckle.

Ordinary people in the world are ignorant and their hearts are fickle. Over time, his heart has long been cold, but only this girl, let him see her, and his heart will feel peaceful and peaceful.

Kong Lan ran over panting with a rectangular box, Xuan Zhen shook his head slightly, stepped forward and said: "Junior Sister, don't worry..." Before he could finish speaking, the box that Kong Lan patted into his arms flashed.

Kong Lan wiped off her sweat: "I'm exhausted!" She said cheerfully, "Open it and have a look!"

Seeing Kong Lan bouncing around more excitedly than himself, Xuan Zhen gave a wry smile, and slowly opened the box.

A ray of warm light flashed through the box, Xuan Zhen paused his hand, opened the whole box, and saw a transparent milky white, jade-like long sword with restrained brilliance, lying quietly in the box Inside, there are thin and dense light red lines on the sword, which makes this sword that looks like a work of art a bit chilly.

Xuan Zhen's eyes flickered with shock, and then he became complicated and deep again.He stretched out his hand to take out the sword, and murmured: "The refining method of this sword seems to be..." That's right, it should be a sacrifice of flesh and blood, and only a sincere and willing person can refine this kind of sword without a trace of hostility. .

"What kind of refining method, don't worry about such trivial matters! Try it out soon." Kong Lan hurriedly interrupted Xuan Zhen, and said with a smile.

Xuan Zhen shook his head slightly. As soon as his fingertips touched the sword, he felt the feeling of blood connection. How could he not know how suitable this sword was for him?He turned his head, looked at the lithe girl who thought she hadn't rested well and was getting weaker day by day, and said softly, "You...why did you give me this?"

Kong Lan scratched her head in embarrassment and smirked: "Ah, well, I heard that brother went out to kill monsters a while ago, and his saber broke...I just want to give brother a good sword!"

Xuan Zhen looked at Kong Lan quietly, the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up slightly, the young man's phoenix eyes were slightly curved, his unstoppable softness finally weakened the indifference he had been hiding under the mask of gentleness.

Kong Lan stayed at the mountain gate for three years, her cultivation was stuck at the seventh level, and Taiqing was more anxious than her, so she kicked her out to practice.

Standing at the foot of Qionghua Mountain, Kong Lan raised her hands to face the scorching sun and shouted: "Hahahaha! Jianghu! I, Sulan, are here!"

Passers-by: "Look at that idiot!"

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Kong Lan dejectedly left with her sword in her hand.

The so-called experience is to give a tael of silver, a sword and some clothes, kick out the disciples for a year to hone and grow outside, and take care of food, clothing, housing and transportation by themselves, and the elders of the teacher will not help, and they can go back after a year.Basically, all sects of cultivating immortals do this, but some send out disciples according to the number of entry years, and some according to the cultivation level.

Qionghua is the evaluation of the addition of the two.

The 16-year-old Kong Lan is already unimaginably beautiful, but before she went down the mountain, she put on a mask with very bad taste, which looked like a monkey. So exaggerated.

"Finally left Qionghua..." The system, which has been indifferent for three years, couldn't help but sigh with emotion. In the next second, a light ding sound was heard, and a mission appeared: "Submission-save Qingxiao. It is said that A ferocious monster has appeared in Nvluoyan, and many people have been killed, please the host to quickly deal with this monster! Mission reward: the main mission is started."

"...Do you dare to give the system some experience?" Kong Lan felt deeply melancholy when she thought about the attributes and skills she needed to improve.

The system said slowly and calmly: "You don't need it." A person who can get [-] million experience without doing anything in a day is not qualified to be called poor!snort!

The nine-level realm plus the powerful spirit-absorbing effect of the unity of man and nature is its own character bug for the system... blah blah blah...

Kong Lan just said that, before the task was given to this and then to that, after her level was [-], the system basically opened the package and delivered good things in order to suppress her level, but now it is like sending a beggar, which makes her very unhappy.

Alas, man, it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal~!

Kong Lan spread her feather fox's white wings and flew in the air with emotion.

But she has her own ideas, Xian Si?It was just a tragedy caused by Qionghua's obsession, and Xuan Xiao's obsession and Secondary School made this tragedy irreversible.As a member of the gods, she actually knows the gods in this world the best... The gods in this world have not died out, so...

Kong Lan's eyes flickered slightly.

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"Oh, it looks like I'm going to end up here today." The young man in rough green clothes grinned and moved his body, half of his body was covered in blood. The man in white who was not much better than him beside him was expressionless. Wei Wei closed her eyes and said nothing.

"You and I are destined to die together! Hey, my name is Yun Tianqing, what's your name?" Yun Tianqing gasped again, and said with a smile, the powerlessness of excessive blood loss made him say yes Laughing, it's better to say he let out a sigh of relief.

The monster in front of him looked at the two of them leisurely, and the murderous aura full of malice made them feel cold.

Yun Tianqing's expression changed, but the man in white still looked indifferent.

"It's a pity that I just bought good wine..." Yun Tianqing sighed regretfully looking at the broken porcelain pieces under the monster's feet.

The man in white finally couldn't help frowning, but still didn't say a word.

"Hmph, are you done with your last words?" A hoarse, bloodthirsty voice came from the monster's mouth. The huge fox-shaped monster stared at its blood-red eyes, and slowly walked forward: "Then, die!"

The blood-red brilliance flashed suddenly, the sharp claws, the stench, and the dizzy aura of the rushing people made the faces of the two seriously injured teenagers who fell on the ground paler.

Just this moment!

Gorgeous white light suddenly bloomed in front of the two of them, fierce white flames were burning, and a pair of huge wings burning with white flames stretched out, giving people the illusion of covering the sky and the sun in a trance, the slender and slender back, The blue and white long skirt fluttered with the wind, and nine long foxtails fluttered in the air, one of which gently formed a protective circle to protect the two of them.

She is like a ray of light, shining powerfully into this world, making all the darkness fade away in an instant.

"It's still a fox demon! It's really embarrassing for the fox demon to bully the weak and be blinded by hatred!"

Under the angry and crisp voice, between the gaps in the fox tail, the two of them saw the murderous and majestic monster, and they were so terrified that they wanted to go underground, but he couldn't escape no matter how hard he struggled, except for the one who protected Yun Tianqing and the other two. Outside of that fox tail, the other eight have formed a circle, encircling the monster.

Then, the blazing white flame jumped onto the fox demon, and the sharp and angry howl stopped abruptly in the white flame. The red fur also gradually became fiery red, and the huge fox demon's figure gradually shrunk to only half a person's height.

With a wave of Kong Lan's hand, Bai Yan disappeared, and the fox demon who had regained consciousness stood there in a daze, murmuring in disbelief: "I...what did I do..."

"...Blinded by hatred, blinded by obsession, you are not strong-minded but you left the demon world without authorization, and made such a big mistake..." Kong Lan shook his head slightly, the snow-white wings burning with white flames, and the nine fox tails flying in the sky were put away. , the bright but soft and non-glare white light shining in all directions also disappeared, and her white hair turned into black hair again. Turning around, Kong Lan moved away from the two people who were blocked by her, and sighed softly: "Both of you , you are infested by the filth, I wonder if you can follow us to the demon world to get rid of the filth?"

Yun Tianqing and the white-clothed man couldn't react at all, they all looked at her blankly, only then did Kong Lan realize that her mask had been burned... Cough, but it's nothing.

Kong Lan showed a sad and warm smile, and waved at the fox demon who had regained his sanity, and said lightly: "And, for his trial, you need to issue it."

The fox demon slowly came forward, knelt down in front of the two of them, touched the ground with his head, and shed a few tears from his closed eyes, which wet the hair around the eyes. Kong Lan sighed slightly: "You are so guilty. It's also useless."

"I understand... no matter what punishment, I am willing." The fox demon's deep voice slowly sounded.

"What the hell is...?" Yun Tianqing scratched his head in confusion.

"It's very troublesome to explain. You and I will go to the demon world to see it once." Kong Lan said, reaching out and grabbing Yun Tianqing and the man in white one by one, and then squinting at the fox demon: "Come here yourself."

"Yes." The fox demon nodded slightly.

The demon world that Kong Lan mentioned is not the ghost world, nor is it a place like the Juchao country, but a world of its own, juxtaposed with the god world, demon world, underworld, human world, and all the chaotic worlds that originally created Pangu. Here It is the home of all monsters, and it is also a place where all monsters are revered.

The sky in the demon world is magnificent and bright, and there are colorful rays of light flickering in the sky all the time. All the colors are distinct and eye-catching, flamboyant and compelling.The truly pure and untainted demon power pervades it, and although human beings are uncomfortable in it, they will not feel oppressed.

"Wow! Here... is this the demon world?!" Yun Tianqing felt that his eyesight was not enough.

"...Here..." The man in white finally murmured two words, his eyes were in a trance, and he didn't know what he thought of.

Kong Lan led the two of them to the demon master, where many curious and fearful humans were waiting to be rescued by the demon master.

"Your Highness." The demons passing by lowered their heads to salute Kong Lan, and Kong Lan smiled back.

"Hey, goblin girl, this place... is different from what I imagined! Goblin...why...why..." Yun Tianqing danced and gestured, so excited that he didn't know what to say, the man in white also looked at her. Kong Lan's eyes showed a trace of curiosity, but more of it was guard and repulsion.

In short, these two people are only 15-year-old children.

Kong Lan looked back at them and smiled: "Do you think all monsters should be evil? Should they all be killed?"

Before the words fell, a little monster crying miserably, not as tall as a human's instep, ran past with tears all the way, with purple-black fur and purple-red eyes, and then this little beast tripped over the long purple feathers on its ears Rolled in front of the three of them.

Kong Lan burst into a foxtail with a smile, and poked him: "Little nightmare, what's wrong?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof...human...so scary..." The little nightmare tapir fell on Kong Lan's tail, trembling while hugging her.

Before Kong Lan could say anything, another adult nightmare chased after him, and said in a deep voice, "Axi!"

Ah Xi acted coquettishly: "I don't want to eat dreams anymore, woo woo, it's so scary..."

The adult nightmare slightly sighed, and said lightly: "Have you ever thought that the natural resistance of nightmares to dreams will be hurt by nightmares, so what about those humans who are trapped in dreams?"

Axi blinked and looked back at the nightmare.

"Axi, don't let me down. There is no coward in the Nightmare Tapir."

Axi hesitantly let go of his little paw, choked and muttered: "Axi...Axi is not timid, Axi is just...well, just a little scared...huh...you don't want to give up..."

Seeing the little beast slowly disappearing from the eyes of several people, the adult nightmare slightly nodded to them, and said lightly: "I made you laugh."

Kong Lan smiled and said, "Thank you for your hard work."