[Comprehensive] God's joke

Time passed like this for a year.

Kong Lan's recovery was actually quite fast. Although the system threatened that if she saved Xuan Xiao, it would not care about what happened to her, in fact, it silently adjusted her human body state after she woke up and flattered her. Try to use the power of the God of the Feather Fox to treat her, and within three days, Kong Lan will be able to play mischievously in the Qionghua Sect again.

But in order not to go to the morning class, Kong Lan would lie on the bed in the morning and pretend to be dead, and after the morning class time was over, she would grab some food and drink and go to the shade of the flowers to enjoy the flowers or something.After dragging for half a month, Xuan Zhen suppressed a certain girl who had already had sex with a gentle smile, and she obediently continued Qionghua's class.

For a year, Kong Lan's external cultivation was still stuck at the eighth level without making any progress, and Xuan Xiao made breakthroughs after gaining her skills. Now he is at the peak of the sixth level and can enter the seventh level at any time , Suyu is slightly worse than that, it is the late stage of the sixth level, on par with Yun Tianqing.As Qionghua's first disciple, Xuan Zhen's talent is as high as Xuan Xiao's, and now he is at the late stage of the seventh level. Suyao has not broken away from the mediocre aptitude comment in the game. The cultivation base is even lower, only the middle stage of the sixth level.As for the two junior sisters, Suxin and Suxi, who have been in the school for a year, they were able to break through the fifth level a few days ago, and their aptitude is also higher than that of Suyao.

In fact, if you really count, Suyao is already one of the best in aptitude, at least she is more than enough to be the chief disciple of Taiqing, but she can't stand Taiqing's good character. One in a million top quality, and even an evildoer like Kong Lan, such a comparison, it seems that Suyao's aptitude is mediocre.

As a senior sister, Suyao is actually under a lot of pressure, and she is usually indifferent and taciturn with a cold look to everyone, and gradually she has a reputation of being jealous of virtuous and capable.The strength of others can only be looked up to, envy, jealousy and hatred made those outside disciples pour rumors on Suyao, what Suyao did was to practice harder, and only Suxin who lived with her on weekdays To be able to see her figure, to give some encouragement and comfort.

During this year, Xuan Xiao, Su Yu, and Yun Tianqing entered the bottleneck period successively, and it was difficult for them to make any progress in their cultivation. Although they had been in the field for less than three years, their cultivation was actually enough to go out and do some tasks, so Taiqing and After discussing for a few days, the elders asked Su Lan and Xuan Zhen to take the three of them down the mountain to eliminate the demon.In the minds of the elders in charge, Su Lan is equivalent to a thug, Xuan Zhen is the conductor, and the other three are the cheerleaders, just to see the world.

After Xuan Zhen took the order, he informed the four people to gather at the gate of Qionghua on the next day, and except for the two good babies Xuan Xiao Suyu, none from Xuan Zhen to Tian Qing arrived on time.

Just after Mao Shi, Kong Lan pulled her messy hair and yawned from the direction of Zuihuayin. Her staggering footsteps and the scent of flowers and wine proved her reason for being late.

Facing Suyu's helpless eyes, Xuan Xiao raised his hand and greeted with a smile, "Good morning! I'm sorry, I got lost on the road of life..."

"Senior Sister, you have already used this reason No. 18 times." Suyu raised her hand to caress her forehead.

"Huh? Really? Then I met a black cat on the road..."

"Senior sister, let me remind you that there are no black cats in the Qionghua sect...and you have used this reason eleven times..."

Kong Lan smirked: "Junior Sister Suyu, don't be so serious~!"

Xuan Xiao said coldly: "Then you have to look like a senior sister."

Kong Lan looked at Xuan Xiao seriously: "Junior Brother, when did you learn to be sarcastic!" This is unscientific!

"Always." Xuan Xiao snorted coldly.

Xuan Zhen was the second to arrive, with fluttering clothes, unrestrained and unrestrained, with a slightly apologetic expression, and when he arrived, he was the first to hand over his hands and apologize: "Mr. Junior Sister and Brother have waited so long, Xuan Zhen feels deeply guilty."

Xuan Xiao's cold face softened a little, and said in a deep voice: "Brother, don't worry."

"Senior brother usually teaches disciples to practice, Suyu understands." Suyu nodded.

[I rely on it!This unscientific! 】Kong Lan stood aside and looked at the meek Xuan Zhen with spirit, with condemnation in his eyes.

[Junior Sister, do you disagree? 】Xuan Zhen's tiger's body trembled, and he looked back with a smile, expressing that he has ancestral magical skills, and he can rule all kinds of dissatisfaction.

【without!Absolutely not! 】Kong Lan was cured.

The two people here made eye contact, and Yun Tianqing, the last one who was late, walked slowly in two or eight steps, with petals and grass clippings mixed in his hair, but coupled with his recently more handsome face, he looked unrestrained and unrestrained.

"Sorry, brother and sister, I got lost on the road of life..." Yun Tianqing used Kong Lan's excuse without even thinking about it, and then looked at Kong Lan and complained: "Senior sister~! You are too mean , we obviously slept together, you didn't even know to call me when you left? It made me late..."

In an instant, Kong Lan met the meaningful gazes of Suyu and Xuanxiao, wanting to cry without tears. Damn it, the three of us drank together until midnight last night, and slept together so drunk, okay?It's fine for Xuan Zhen's black belly to be let go, but you are diverting the gun with this sentence, which is really... so shameless!

No, Kong Lan decided to save herself!

"Hahahahahahahaha! It's getting late, let's go down the mountain!" Kong Lan smirked.

Kong Lan's current saber has been replaced by the Duankong gifted by the system. She smashed it into a top-level artifact with the materials she gave in various system tasks, but it looks similar to the ordinary Qionghua School's refined iron long sword.This is Duankong's return to basics, the general top artifact back to basics looks worn out and old, but Duankong can be disguised as a variety of weapons, exactly, the same goes for the feather fox suit.

The two swords of Xi and Wangshu have long been close to fairy swords, and Xuan Zhen's sword was forged for him by Kong Lan. Only Yun Tianqing is really carrying a fine iron sword. At this moment, he is looking depressedly at the others. People are flying in front of him, and even his own sword can't catch up.

After landing outside the city, Yun Tianqing said depressedly: "Brothers and sisters' swords are not ordinary, and it is understandable that Yujian is faster than me, but senior sister, you and I have the same sword, why are you still So much faster than me? Is there a trick?"

"Hahahahahaha! This is a matter of character!" Kong Lan raised her head proudly.

Yun Tianqing leaned over with a cheeky face: "Senior sister, let me teach my younger brother! You are so brilliant and so great, you will not cherish yourself with a broom, will you?"

Kong Lan's expression was very serious: "No way, Junior Brother, this is not a question of whether I tell you or not, but a question that you can't learn!"

These words aroused the curiosity of the other three people, Xuan Zhen smiled and said with great interest: "Oh? I don't know how to make Junior Sister so confident?"

Kong Lan raised her head triumphantly: "This is actually the fact that I can fly in the air after entering the eighth-level realm, which is many times faster than Yujian's flight! I just use my true energy to attach the sword to the bottom of my feet! Hahahahahahahaha! Worship me! Smart?"

Four people: "..."

Xuan Zhen silently kept his smile unchanged, and looked at Yun Tianqing: "Junior brother, don't be left behind, the inn ahead seems to be crowded with people, it's better to book a room soon."

"What the brother said is very true!"

"Hey, don't ignore me, hey!"

"Brother, did you hear something calling?"

"It's true, such a noisy voice is helpless."

"Damn it! You guys!"

……

Xuanxiao and Suyu looked at each other with concern, expressing that they didn't know anything.

Several people went to the city and booked an inn to rest, and Xuan Zhen narrated the content of the mission to them.

Shushan recently discovered that the direction of the Fairy Cave in Lingshan is full of evil spirits, but due to internal changes in the faction, Shushan could not allocate manpower to eliminate the evil, so he sent a letter for help to Qionghua, the leader of the eight Kunlun factions.Qionghua had already sent some outer sect disciples to investigate the information and send it back to the sect.Generally speaking, the origin of the name Lingshan Fairy Cave is because the spring water flowing down from this mountain nourishes people. A Taoist priest once said that it is full of spiritual energy, and it may give birth to fairy things after a long time. People misunderstand that this place is filled with spiritual energy and immortals live there, so it is called Lingshan Immortal Cave.

But recently, this place that was originally filled with aura suddenly changed. The vicinity of Lingshan Fairy Cave was surrounded by an inexplicable and filthy atmosphere, which did not match the previous appearance of the beautiful mountains and rivers, and the fairy cave on the mountain was even worse. It is so cold that no one can enter.

"In short, there is a mountain outside the city, and there is a cave in the mountain, and there may be an old monster in the cave?" Kong Lan concluded, and then saw the familiar expressions of the four people who were speechless, helpless, embarrassing and energetic.

"What junior sister said is really...incisive." Xuan Zhen coughed lightly to cover up his smile, and said, "Let's rest for a night, pack up our luggage, and go up the mountain tomorrow morning to find out. Do you have any objections? "

"Elder brother can do whatever he wants. I just came out to have a look and get some air! Qionghua is too stuffy." Yun Tianqing said while drinking from a gourd he didn't know where.

Kong Lan saw that the gourd looked familiar, stared at Yun Tianqing suspiciously and said, "Junior brother...why does your gourd look so similar to my top-grade spirit jade gourd?"

"Hahahahahaha! That's right! Senior Sister has really good eyesight!"

"What!!!! You just admit it so shamelessly! I'll fuck it!! You don't think much of me!!!"

"Hey, senior sister, slow down, this is the phoenix wine that you worked so hard to brew, it will be bad if you spill it!"

"Ah!!!!!! Yun Tianqing, you drunkard, rogue, and sick-brained bastard! I'm not even willing to take a sip of this wine!! Kill me!!!"

"Oh! Senior sister is so energetic, it's really... ouch! It hurts! Senior sister, are you serious?!"

……

Xuan Zhen suddenly felt extremely vicissitudes, looked at the other two people who had the same look of exhaustion, sighed and said: "Then, it's settled..."

On the second day, the five of them packed their equipment and bags, and after taking the medicines, they set out to go to Lingshan Fairy Cave. On the way, Xuan Zhen solemnly told them not to act recklessly when encountering monsters. After Xuan Zhen finished speaking, Kong Lan added that life is the most important thing in everything. , especially emphatically reminding that there is no need to be kind to a woman, and kill the other party when in danger.

Kong Lan's words were really not in vain. Except for Xuan Zhen, everyone present, including her, had a certain degree of soft-heartedness. Human kindness influences them, and such an attitude is very dangerous to powerful enemies.

Seeing the dark entrance from a distance, Xuan Zhen, who is cautious and careful, is leading the battle, and Kong Lan, who is quick-witted and powerful, cuts off to prevent being outflanked. Among them, after forming a cross formation, several people moved towards the cave.

The inside of the Immortal Cave does not look like anyone has ever lived here, it is very dark, if there is only one way leading to the end, it is extremely difficult to find out the direction.The cold wind seemed to seep from the bones, making people extremely uncomfortable, and there was a cold and slippery fishy smell floating in the air, all these signs indicated that there was a very powerful monster here.

"Ding! The adventure mission is triggered—to ensure that Xuan Zhen, Xuan Xiao, Yun Tianqing, and Su Yu will not be seriously injured during this trip! Mission reward: evolution of the feather fox's bloodline. Mission failure penalty: obliteration."

Kong Lan looked at the task content, and frowned slightly: "System, could it be that the monsters are very powerful this time?" '

"If your body has recovered, it would be easy to take these people to the heavens, but now your strength is only about seventy levels, which is less than one-thousandth of the two hundredth level... If only Xuan It's not difficult to cooperate with each other, but the two of you are playing the boss and protecting three novices, so you can calculate the danger yourself." The system said lightly.

Kong Lan thought for a while, and said, "Brother, I have a bad feeling, why don't we go back and discuss it carefully before we come back?"

Xuan Zhen looked back at her speechlessly, feeling very helpless: "Junior Sister, we have only advanced less than ten meters..."

"Sister, don't worry, we will protect ourselves!" Yun Tianqing showed her a lazy smile, only in his eyes could he see the seriousness.

Xuan Xiao looked back at her coldly, and continued to walk forward without saying anything. Suyu hesitated for a moment, then turned sideways and gently held her hand, and said softly, "Senior sister, you feel a little uncomfortable?"

Well, no one will listen to her.

Kong Lan shook his head and said weakly: "No... let's continue to subjugate demons."

But after she spoke, the formation of the whole team changed subtly again, Kong Lan walked in the middle, Suyu was on her right, Tianqing was on the left, Xuan Xiao was in front, and Xuan Zhen was behind.There is only one meaning of this formation: to prevent Kong Lan from falling off the chain and implicating other people.

Kong Lan didn't care about this situation at all. For her, if she was in the middle, she could take care of the four people in front, back, left, and left. What made her depressed was that none of the four people took her words seriously. ah!

She doesn't care about killing monsters, her own prestige, interests, etc. Now what she cares about is the safety of these four people, so she directly proposes to retreat like a fool, because she retreats halfway and walks to the end. The difference is not big, with Kong Lan's divine sense, one can find in this cave, from the entrance of the cave to the spacious stone room with a thick black iron stone door hanging at the bottom, there has never been a half goblin.On the contrary, if they go to the end and then withdraw, the smooth sailing along the way will make Xuan Zhen vigilant, but it will be difficult for the other three people to persuade them.

I didn't expect Kong Lan to think well, but Xuan Zhen slapped her to death as soon as she said the words... Alas, there is no way out of poor character!It seems that we can only proceed with caution in the future.

Kong Lan quickly figured it out and regained her spirits, but her more relaxed posture than others still makes people want to beat her to death...

The entire journey of the Fairy Cave is subtly downward with a slight slope, so it is not easy to be noticed.The five people were more cautious, but their foot strength was much faster than ordinary people. Kong Lan's spiritual sense explored the stone room with the black iron stone gate that was far away, but it was already close at hand.