[Comprehensive] God's joke

Uzumaki Naruto didn't blacken because of the discrimination of the villagers, Kong Lan was very happy, but Namikaze Minato was in a complicated mood.

He saw with his own eyes how Naruto was treated in the village, and it was impossible not to be sad.Although the reason why he sealed Kyuubi to Naruto was firstly to protect the village, and secondly, he firmly believed that his son would be able to control Kyuubi, making Kyuubi a powerful weapon for him to deal with the mysterious masked man at that time. People are treated like heroes and all, but now...

Now this is too much.

Namikaze Minato didn't know whether he should be thankful that Naruto was not distorted by such gazes, or question why the whole village didn't protect his children.

When I took Naruto to pick Junmaro and Shiro back home, although there were still many people pointing and pointing along the way, Naruto was able to hold his head high and stare back one by one instead of keeping his head down. I did something wrong.

There is nothing wrong with them!Why bow your head amidst the prejudice of others?

When they arrived at Ninja Elementary School, Kong Lan and Naruto were surprised to find that Jun Malu and Bai were not waiting for them at the school gate. Confused, Kong Lan asked the guard: "Uncle, have you seen Jun Ma Lu?" Lu and Bai?"

The serious-looking doorman was a retired ninja, but Konoha's forehead was still wrapped around his arm, and he was wearing ninja attire. After hearing Soran's question, he looked up at the two children.

His gaze was cold and indifferent, as if looking at a stranger, but not disgusted with a hint of fear like the villagers.

Kong Lan still looked at him with a smile, as if he didn't care.

The guard raised his finger and pointed at the teaching building, and said in a hoarse voice: "If it's those two newcomers today, one with white hair and one with black hair, they beat up a classmate in the practical class, and they are now being punished to stand .”

"Ah...that's it! My brother and I are still looking for them to go home, can we go in?" Kong Lan was stunned, she didn't expect the two children to be so real, she just said the day before who provoked you Who, today was left behind and punished for beating someone.

The guard gave the two of them a cold look: "Go in, turn right on the second floor, Class 203, Grade [-]."

"...Why the fourth grade? The two of them should be in the first grade!" Kong Lan couldn't imagine what the two of them did in school, this skipping a grade was terrible!

"They beat the No.1 in the third grade, tied with the No.1 in the fourth grade, and skipped a grade." The guard replied.

"Oh..." Kong Lan thought for a while, pulled Naruto to show a big smile, and waved to the guard: "Thank you very much, uncle! Then I will go in!"

The doorman still had a cold face, and replied slowly: "No need."

The two children followed the guard's instructions and ran all the way to the place. The empty corridor echoed with the two children's footsteps.

The other children had already left. Realizing this, Kong Lan quickened his pace and pushed open the door of classroom 203. Then he saw Bai and Junmalu, with bruised noses and swollen faces, silently cleaning the room.

"Bai, Junmalu, we're here to take you home~!" Kong Lan shouted happily.

"My lord..." Jun Malu suddenly raised his head and looked at Kong Lan, his face suddenly flashed with surprise, and he pursed his lips: "My lord, why are you here..."

"Eh? Can't I come? What are you guys doing?" Kong Lan walked in, looking at the mess in the whole classroom, there were traces left by messy ninja tools such as water and fire, and Kunai Senbon.

"My lord...we...sorry, we caused trouble today..." Bai smiled wryly, and slowly told Kong Lan the whole story.

Originally, both of them were in the first grade. After taking a class, they felt that these courses were too simple, so they asked to skip the grade, promising that they would not drop the lower grade courses. If they failed the basic knowledge assessment after one month, They can go back to first grade to start classes again.

Then they played one game with No. 1 and No. 2 in the third grade, and another game with the fourth graders, which proved that they were strong enough to rise up.

Jun Malu was trained as a weapon, and his taijutsu has already surpassed Chunin. It was only because he kept in mind what Kong Lan said before he left to hide his strength and keep a low profile, so he didn't expose all his abilities. It just seems to be worthy of the level of patience.

But even this is already amazing. The nine-year-old child in the third grade was crushed and beaten by him, and after struggling for a while, he was defeated by his murderous aura.

And Bai himself has been wandering in the country of water for so long, and his talent is in ninjutsu, and he has also explored some by himself. Although it is worse than Kimomaro, it can still be defeated compared to those children, but it is more difficult. That's all.

Although it was more difficult to fight against the fourth graders, the two of them still proved their strength and were promoted to the fourth graders. As long as they can pass the basic knowledge test a month later, then they are proper fourth graders.

In fact, it's so easy for two people to win, it's all because it happened that when Konoha Twelve Xiaoqiang hadn't grown up, when geniuses such as Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Shisui, and Yakushidou were in higher grades or completely graduated, the two of them One of them became the current genius of the whole school.And the gap between geniuses and ordinary people is too far, so the two of them can easily rise up.

Afterwards, they followed Class 203 of the fourth grade to start classes. People around pointed out that they were another Itachi, and they were new geniuses, etc., but they didn't take it to heart.

If it wasn't for the fact that they didn't have a systematic education and they didn't know enough about the basics of ninjas, they could have graduated as ninjas in one day.

This class of class 203 is practicing outdoors, practicing kunai and taijutsu, and this is where the incident happened.

Soran and Naruto sent Junmaro and Shiro to school was seen by a good boy, he may be jealous of Junmaro and Shiro's talent, after many girls began to exclaim in admiration of their handsomeness At that time, the child was very dissatisfied and began to mutter, saying, "The one who is with the monster must not be a good person", "You must not be deceived by them", and so on.

Bai started to stop Jun Malu, but when the child began to slander Kong Lan with dirty words and asked him to stop, but he ignored him, Bai was the first to rush forward. Punch the child to the lying person.

Then Junmalu and Bai beat the child almost to the point where he was barely human in front of everyone.

What happened afterwards was very simple. It is said that this child is from the Uchiha branch family, and there is a member of the Uchiha family who is about to graduate in the sixth grade. Hearing that his family members have been bullied, even if he is a branch family, he feels bullied. He despised the honor of his own family, so he found a few people and beat Jun Malu and Bai.

Junmalu and Bai had to be punished for beating others in public, so they were left in the classroom by the teacher after class, and they were asked to clean up before going back as a punishment.

Kong Lan's face darkened at first, and then he saw that the injuries of the two people were not serious, but the bruises and swollen faces looked terrible, so he relaxed his expression again, and laughed loudly: "Ah, so it is like this!"

"The Uchiha family is very powerful. People like us who have no strength will not be able to get along with them...On the first day of school, you have caused such a big trouble for the family. My lord...Bai is willing to be punished." Bai opened his mouth and said .

"It's okay. Naruto, are you afraid that the Uchiha's family will come to make trouble?" Kong Lan turned to ask Naruto.

"Not afraid!" Naruto replied boldly.

"Look, Naruto is not afraid, and neither am I. You two have provoked each other, let alone be afraid. The four of us are not afraid. What can their family do to us? And they may not What are you doing to us! Whose children have conflicts and fight twice, and the other family will be wiped out because of this? The Uchiha family is not crazy yet!" Kong Lan comforted the two: "So don't worry, Naruto People, hurry up, let's work together, and then go eat Ichiraku ramen!"

"...Okay!" Bai also relaxed, and responded with a smile.

Jun Malu was indifferent to this matter from the beginning to the end. For him, his head had a big scar. This guy is the kind of person who doesn't care about life and death.

The four children happily finished their work, locked the door, and left the school hand in hand, all the way towards Yile Ramen.

The only one who knows the way of Yile Ramen is Konglan. Naruto has never been out of the house. She buys it by herself every time and brings it home to Naruto. Junmaru and Bai probably have nothing but Ninja Elementary School and the four of them. Other than his home and Hokage's office, he doesn't know where Konoha is.

"Boss! I want a big bowl of seafood ramen!"

"Slap uncle! Please have a big bowl of chicken soup ramen! Bai, Junmaro, what do you want?"

"...I don't know, whatever you want, boss, I want...vegetarian soup ramen." That's the cheapest.

"Whatever." Jun Malu said calmly with a cold face.

"Okay~! Bai Yu, this is your younger brother Naruto, right? It looks so cute! Uncle will increase the amount for you today, good children should eat more, and grow up! Hahahaha~!" laugh it out.

Kong Lan hurriedly thanked her.

Fortunately, the appetites of the four children are relatively small. Although Naruto's appetite is a bit scary at his age, it does not have the ability to eat more than a dozen bowls at once when he grows up. The money in Kong Lan's pocket is just enough to pay.

The living expenses are exhausted... Well, it seems that she is going to go to work tonight.

Kong Lan looked at the empty frog wallet and sighed.

The children, who were full and full of food and drink, returned home with their bellies supported by each other. After queuing up and washing up, they got into the quilt, said good night to each other, and fell asleep.

They are a bit tired today.

After Kong Lan took care of the children and had a good rest, she quietly spread her wings and flew into the air. From a distance, Namikaze Minato looked at the figure, hesitated, and did not follow.

Ever since he observed Kong Lan's face up close that night, he never appeared in Kong Lan's line of sight again.

He was panicking, yes, panicking.

Because of the feeling that day... he was fascinated, but also terrified.

【Alas... white fox...】 Minato Namikaze smiled wryly and closed his eyes.

[...You showed up too late, I am now...how can I be qualified to like people...] Kong Lan didn't know Namikaze Minato's artistic mood, she flew in the air, and the feather fox suit began to change, gradually changed In the same ninja costume as Anbu, she also has a fox mask on her face.

Kong Lan flies to high altitudes that ninjutsu can't reach. Because of his vision that ordinary people can't match, he can find the target in the air.

Kong Lan, who fell from the sky, obviously startled the mission target ninja. She passed on the information according to the mission description, and then flew away.Although there are only high-level ninjutsu in this world with a grand momentum comparable to that of immortal jutsu, there are quite a variety of ninjutsu. It is not surprising that she spread her wings like this.

Flying back and forth for several missions was actually just a few short hours for Kong Lan, and none of the children woke up when they came back.

After getting ready for breakfast, Naruto Konglan sent Junma and Lubai to the school, and then Konglan sent Naruto home, and then went to the Hokage office building by himself, and put the tokens that had completed the task in the third generation In front of him, he happily took the money.

The three-generation chrysanthemum face flattened in shock because she didn't expect her to complete the task so quickly, looking funny.

These tasks include B-level, A-level and even two S-levels, but because Kong Lan flies too high, there is no danger. Kong Lan, who got a lot of money, happily hugged the bulging little frog, Go home quickly.

Then Naruto came to her and said that Kyuubi told him that he had no room for improvement in exercising in the house like now, and he should start real training in taijutsu and ninjutsu outside.

And these things, Nine Tails can teach him all.

In fact, Kyuubi is indeed a very good teacher. Kyuubi has existed since ancient times, and the inventory in his stomach is not comparable to that of shadow-level ninjas. Because of the perennial wars of ninjas, there are already many powerful ones inherited from the Six Paths. Ninjutsu disappeared, and these, Kyuubi remembered.

Uzumaki Naruto recounted what Kyuubi said about training preparations, and Kong Lan's laughter became stiffer the more she listened, she touched the little frog in her pocket, and asked bitterly, "Can you use a less expensive one?" ?”

Naruto waited for a while and relayed: "Nine Lamas said, if you want me to become disabled, then you don't have to worry about me."

As soon as Kong Lan heard this, she locked the door, and took Naruto to a small forest outside the village, a clearing near the river, and then she followed Kyuubi's instructions, and quickly bought some wound medicine, kunai, shuriken And so on, she sat on the sidelines and muttered about preparing wound medicine, while Naruto trained with ninja tools.

Fortunately, although these things sound like a lot, they are not expensive because they are constant consumables in the ninja village, and Konglan's little frog hasn't lost much weight because of it.

Congrats, congratulations, congratulations.