[Comprehensive] God's joke

After knowing it, Kong Lan raised her hand to cover her nose, her eyes were stunned, she saw Suyu jumping out of the bathtub screaming, and the frontal scenery that she had only vaguely observed just now is now fully visible...

chi chi chi-

Suyu was horrified to find that Kong Lan was spraying blood from the fingers holding her nose, it was spraying!Blood!Although the previous faucet was turbulent, at least it was bleeding!Then Kong Lan didn't even hum, and passed out in front of her, with a suspicious smile on her face.

Wouldn't it really kill people to squirt blood like this!

The innocent Suyu little friend was deeply anxious, but at this moment, the three people from the next room, Xuan Zhen, had already arrived, Suyu quickly put on her clothes, opened the door for them, and then the three of them lay face to face like Kong Lan, who was spraying blood like a fountain, was terrified.

After the confusion for a long time, when the bleeding finally stopped, the exhausted people looked at Kong Lan, who still had an idiot smile in his coma, with solemn expressions.

Yun Tianqing frowned: "But senior sister's body is obviously very healthy, why did she suddenly bleed so much..."

"I have never encountered such a situation, but it seems that it is caused by emotional agitation and rising false fire. I don't know why my junior sister is so excited..." Xuan Zhen said thoughtfully.

Emotional?False fire rising?No way!Is it possible for the senior sister to be so second!Uh... No, it's wrong to slander Senior Sister like this... But if that conjecture is true, Senior Sister must be lying!

Suyu remembered the fiery gaze that made her stiff when she took off her clothes, the corners of her mouth twitched, but she still couldn't hold back the desire to complain in her heart.

"Suyu, what did you do before?" Xuan Xiao asked.

Suyu stroked her drooping hair from her temples, not knowing what to say, she could only turn her head to look at the tub still standing there.

The people present are so smart, seeing Suyu's reaction, they immediately understood, so Xuan Xiao instantly =_, =, Xuan Zhen -_-||, and Yun Tianqing put on an embarrassing expression with an exaggerated expression , Looking at the unconscious Kong Lan on the bed, holding his face and crying out in a low voice, "No——yes——!" Sister, can't you let the glorious image of you calmly die in his heart for a few more seconds? !Are you really so impatient to destroy your own image? !

As the three men who know Kong Lan a little better than Suyu, when Suyu still felt that it was very immoral to slander Kong Lan, they were sure and certain that a certain bastard was really certain and certain He became obsessed with Suyu's beauty, causing him to bleed profusely under emotional agitation.

The three of them held their foreheads, shook their heads, and their veins popped.

I have to say that Kong Lan is really talented. Whenever the people around her feel that their nerves are strong enough to be invulnerable, she can always easily destroy their cognition, making them feel emotional while being messed up in the wind, and feel that their past self It's so naive...

Suyu felt the deep resentment emanating from the three of them, the corners of her mouth twitched again, she also understood, her conjecture was confirmed...

Xuan Zhen reluctantly cleaned up Feng Zhong's messy mood, looked at Su Yu, and said sincerely and sympathetically, "Junior Sister Su Yu, thank you for your hard work..."

"Suyu...will take good care of Senior Sister, please rest assured Senior Brother." Suyu said with a stiff smile.

What to do, I feel so insecure...

囧囧 Youshen Suyu sent the three of them away who were deeply emaciated and speechless, looked at Kong Lan who still didn't forget to giggle in a coma, and decided to take the unfinished bath first, and talk about the rest tomorrow.

I have to say that Suyu is also a very courageous woman. When an ordinary woman faces a person who has plans for her—especially a woman, even if the other person is a guy who looks like an idiot and treats her as hell , and will stay away because of the boredom and disgust in his heart, Suyu just feels that it is good to be a little speechless.

After taking a quick bath, she washed Kong Lan again, and Suyu ordered Xiaoer to take out the blood-stained clothes and bedding and throw away, and she cleaned the Qionghua faction's tattered Taoist robes and infused them with true energy. But after a while, the clothes gradually recovered.

The Qionghua faction's clothes are vestments with additional attributes. As long as they are not too damaged, they can be repaired directly. Even if the damage is serious, they must be brought back to the faction for repair.

After finishing all this, Suyu, who was also very tired, sat down on the chair, closed his eyes and rested.She didn't want to disturb Kong Lan's rest, so she didn't choose to share the bed with her. Even though she was very tired, she urgently needed a good rest.

When they left the fairy cave, it had been a day and a night since they entered. Kong Lan was bewitched by Suyu's beauty and sprayed nosebleeds and tossed about for a while, now it was almost dusk, and she should be tired.

Not long after Suyu fell asleep, Kong Lan woke up.

Excessive blood loss made her a little dizzy, but she didn't want to continue to sleep, she sat up with her head covered, and when she looked up, she saw Suyu, who was as beautiful as the scenery with her eyes closed, sitting on a chair and lightly sleeping, A lingering wind slowly blows in from the slightly open window, the wooden window shakes slightly, and the warm red of the setting sun from outside sprinkles all over her body.

Kong Lan felt her heart jump twice uncontrollably, and the girl who was as beautiful as the aurora in the sky faintly overlapped with the figure of another person.

Kong Lan's mouth trembled slightly, and slowly pieced together two words, silently, but as if calling engraved in the bottom of her heart.

No one knew what she was calling for.

Kong Lan sat silently for a while, with a smile on her face again, walked up to Suyu, touched her sleeping point, hugged her horizontally, gently put her on the bed, covered her with the quilt, and turned around Sitting where Suyu was sitting just now, he took out the Four Treasures of the Study from the package in the system, and quietly began to write silently.

That is not any kind of text that people know, it looks like too hard and cold squares, with a metal-like texture.The soft brush writes... the characters drawn, but you can feel the chill of the font itself.

Ruthless, cold, silent, dead, crazy.

This is that kind of font, and it is also the feeling that Kong Lan gave her in the world she was first born in.

She has been writing, and no one knows what she is writing, because from her expression, apart from her concentration, seriousness, and inexplicable aura, she can't see anything. emotional.

It wasn't until dawn, when the dawn broke in the sky, that Kong Lan suddenly showed a smile, light and shallow, like the twilight of the dawn in the sky, not as bright as usual, but it can bring new hope.

"I did what you wished for...to protect..."

Kong Lan and the others stayed in the inn for seven days. Although Kong Lan was still so alive (er) and strong (huo) four (bai) shot (chi), but nothing happened anymore, so he was sure that Kong Lan was really fine. After the sequelae, they returned to Qionghua.

Idle days always pass quickly, and more than half a year has passed.

Xuanxiao and Suyu still have to work hard to practice the dual swords, but what is strange is that Suyu's mood is slightly melancholy, even Xuanxiao doesn't seem to be in high spirits, as if there is some pressure bothering him.

This can't work!If you don't even have the strength, self-protection is empty talk.

Kong Lan thought that maybe everything in the demon world had a greater impact on him than she imagined, maybe she could try to communicate with Xuan Xiao.

But the most urgent task is to deal with a task recently given to her by the system, otherwise it will be too late! !

Thinking back to the valley, Kong Lan was punished again for sleeping in early class.Ever since she revealed that she fell asleep in the morning class a year ago, Xuan Zhen stared at her extremely harshly, almost as soon as she fell asleep, she was awakened by the bell ringing amulet, and she came to the Valley of Thoughts after three times.

"Yo, what a coincidence, Senior Sister!" A frivolous and lazy voice came.

Well, basically Yun Tianqing is next in line, why?Laying in bed late and being thrown off the quilt.

"Well, what a coincidence, you're here too!" Kong Lan replied without turning her head.

Fortunately, there was no third person present, otherwise, if such an embarrassing conversation spread, others might think that Xiuxian would train his brain to be stupid. After returning to the Qionghua School, the two spent every day in the Valley of Thinking, with regular and fixed points. Come in, go out to sleep in the early morning of the next day and be punished to come in again... It's like a program setting, and it's embarrassing to have such a conversation every time.

Yun Tianqing sat beside Kong Lan, took out a package from her arms, opened it and handed it to her: "Senior Sister, haven't you eaten yet?"

Kong Lan didn't answer.

"Senior sister? What are you in a daze for?" Yun Tianqing stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, and saw the slender black willow leaf eyebrows frowning slightly, and when Kong Lan turned his face around, Yun Tianqing's expression flickered for a moment Dazed.

Kong Lan didn't smile today, to be precise, her expression was very calm, with a hint of melancholy.And it was such a shallow and worried expressionless face, but it was unimaginably beautiful.

Kong Lan always smiles very brightly on weekdays. That kind of bright smile is warm, clean and dazzling, but it is also silly. No matter how beautiful her face is with that kind of expression, people will ignore it.Now she stopped laughing, without any preparation, Yun Tianqing who suddenly faced this face showed a very silly expression.

The slender eyebrows are gentle, the narrow and long phoenix eyes are as clear as a baby's eyes, the straight nose, the small lips are light pink, the cheeks are slightly plump, the pink is tender and tender, it looks very good to the touch, white and translucent Her skin was as lustrous as suet jade.The corners of her lips seemed to be upturned all the time, even though her face was expressionless, she also had a smile on her face. The long eyelashes were not very upturned, but a very natural curvature.She looks clean, natural, pure, gentle, and looks very harmless and easy to get close to. She obviously smiles brightly like the sun, but once she loses her smile, she is as cool as moonlight. But gentle and reassuring.

This face actually has two eyes, one nose and one mouth like the others, and there is nothing much to see, but it is so beautiful that it is shockingly beautiful.

It was not the first time Yun Tianqing was shocked by her beauty, but it was the first time he looked at her so seriously.

They were very close, very close, so close that Yun Tianqing seemed to be bewitched, her body was being manipulated by an inexplicable force, and she leaned forward bit by bit.

Kong Lan didn't notice Yun Tianqing's strange behavior at all, she kept a melancholy expression, sighed softly, which broke Yun Tianqing's heart, and said softly: "Junior Brother Tianqing, you...are willing to be my child's son. Daddy?"

Yun Tianqing's expression cracked instantly.

Fuck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah—! ! ! ! !What the hell did he hear! ! ! ! !He hasn't woken up yet, has he? ! !

A hundred thousand mud horses ran wildly in Yun Tianqing's mind, he wanted to spurt blood!His mood cannot be described in words at all.

Is there anything sadder than the moment you've just made up your mind to pursue the girl you like and she tells you she's having a baby?Is there anything more complicated than the shy (???) girl you like telling you, would you like to be the father of your child?

Yun Tianqing's face was so ugly that it looked like it had been stamped, and it took him a long time to suppress all the emotions in his heart, twisting his face and saying in a hoarse voice: "Who did it!" He must kill that scum!

"Who did what?" Kong Lan looked at him inexplicably, thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "You think I'm pregnant with a child?"

Surprise.

Great surprise.

It wasn't!

Yun Tianqing's anger, anger, and grief for himself, which he was holding back to the point of internal injury, was immediately punctured, and what followed was a surprise that still tore his IQ to pieces!

Yun Tianqing's face quickly brightened, and he shook his head with a smile, his expression was very silly: "How could it be! Sister, do you think I am such a cranky person?"

Kong Lan is not in the mood to be poor with him today, she raised her head and sighed, and turned her whole body to face Yun Tianqing, only then did Yun Tianqing realize that she was tightly holding a green egg as transparent and beautiful as emerald in her arms. , the egg was wrapped in a thick layer of cotton, but it didn’t look warm at all. It was covered with a thick layer of ice. In her arms, it was like hugging a big white iron block. The two hands holding the egg The slender hands have been cracked by the cold, and the flesh has been turned out of the big gap, and the blood has also been frozen, which is very scary to look at.

Although it is the twelfth lunar month outside, Qionghua is like spring all the year round, and the temperature is pleasant. It is so cold because of this egg.

Looking at her hand, Yun Tianqing's expression changed again: "Your hand!? Put down this egg!" As he said, he stretched out his hand to take the egg away.

Kong Lan's expression suddenly became tense, she leaned back slightly to avoid his hand, and shouted: "Oh, be careful! This is my son!"

Yun Tianqing's fingertips didn't even touch the green egg, but it felt like he had slapped hard on the board made of ice needles, piercing his entire hand, from bone to soul. The pain was so cold that he almost thought his hands were going to be crushed. He was so painful that he didn't even have the strength to scream, and his face was pale.

No wonder her hands...

Yun Tianqing's face turned serious: "Senior sister, don't be willful, put this egg down!"

Kong Lan shook her head vigorously, it was only because she had pestered the system for a long time that the system was willing to give it to her!This is a powerful egg that is going to be paid to Yun Tianqing's son in exchange for the lifelong happiness of Junior Sister Suyu, how can he let go?

Well, Kong Lan's idea is that after paying Yun Tianqing a son, he will not ask her relatives to have a son... I have to say that Kong Lan's idea is getting more and more weird.