[Comprehensive] God's joke

Yun Tianqing looked at Kong Lan's slightly bulging cheeks and twinkling eyes looking at him. She didn't know how much effort she had to pull her brain back, but she still looked at her seriously: "Senior sister, be obedient!"

"No! This is my son!" Kong Lan hugged the egg tightly in her arms, and as soon as she exerted force on her hand, she heard a few sounds like ice being broken, and there were several gaps in her hand immediately. Not even a trace of blood flowed out.

Seeing her distressed hands, Yun Tianqing trembled, and quickly said: "Okay, okay, don't let go, don't move anymore..."

Kong Lan glanced at him, making sure that Yun Tianqing would never touch her egg again, so she half-turned her body to face him, and said, "Hey, this egg was sent by my father and brother's subordinates... because I ...well, the only one who can make him born right now."

As Kong Lan said, there was a hint of sadness in her eyes.

This is a dead egg, sent from the God Realm. The human lover of the holy beast Qinglong who has been dead for thousands of years, when he was seriously injured and on the verge of death, he cut open his stomach and took out the child, just to let the child live go down.It's just a pity that the child is too fragile, even if Qinglong, who arrived in time, used a secret method to turn the baby back into an egg and maintained his last sliver of anger, he couldn't wake him up again.

The air-conditioning on the egg, or more precisely, the almost dead air of the soul, is emitted by the baby. The icy cold air is extremely cloudy and cold, dark and dark, and only the warm flame can gently dispel it.

Suzaku can't do this kind of thing, and no one else can do it.

Suzaku's fire is the most powerful fire in the world. Suzaku is born from fire, but the fire of Nine-Tailed Sky Fox is the strongest fire acquired. It is born after the soul has cultivated to the extreme. fire.

Innate fire is domineering and arrogant, existence represents destruction, acquired fire is gentle and controlled, existence is for creation and life.But there is no doubt that the two kinds of flames are actually extremely lethal, but they are not harmless, and cannot take on the important task of saving this egg.

Yuhu inherited the fire of the two, merged into one, and merged into Baiyan, and after her bloodline evolved, it brought healing attributes, which was the only way to save this egg.

So when Kong Lan harassed the system so much, the system gave a series of tasks to let Kong Lan's white flame reach Qinglong's ears, and the egg was sent over.

Kong Lan can indeed save this egg, because this environment is a perfect congenital environment, the death of the baby in the egg is only because... his fragile soul cannot bear the filth of the world, just like a person whose cultivation base is not enough, and the soul is not pure enough, In such a pure environment as the heavenly world, it would be torn to pieces.So as soon as he was born, his soul had left his body and died, but the vitality of his body remained.

The way to save the egg is very simple. Kong Lan's blood is used as the foundation, and the blood of another human being of the opposite sex is used as the nourishment. Under the innate environment of this egg, a new soul is bred, and this brand new soul, his mother will be Kong Lan's mother. Lan, and the father was the one who gave the blood.

As a holy beast, it is impossible for Qinglong not to understand this truth, and it is impossible not to know that even if the child is saved, it will have nothing to do with him at all, but he still sent it.

Kong Lan still remembered what Qinglong said before the general left.

'Even if only the body survives, that's fine.A grown-up knows that somewhere in the world the child he sends will be happy. '

'He can come and see his. 'Kong Lan said so at the time.

God twitched his indifferent expression stiffly, as if he wanted to laugh, but at the same time he seemed to be sad, but he had forgotten how to smile because he kept his face straight for a long time, and he didn't want to really show sadness, so he could only use God's unique Said in a pitiful tone: 'The four adults have fallen. '

'What? !how come! ? '

'...The reincarnation of heaven, life and death have destiny, and when the gods perish, it will only be sooner or later.Why is Your Highness so surprised? 'The god will leave.

Kong Lan knew that the gods would perish sooner or later, but she never thought that this world would start so soon.There can only be one evolutionary system in a world. One is the strength of an individual, such as cultivating the Tao, and the other is the strength of the entire race, such as technology. If the two coexist, one must die.

The resources of a world are limited and cannot afford the consumption of the development of the two roads.

But in so many worlds that Kong Lan has seen, the most primitive group of gods who protect all living beings go to death calmly every time, turning themselves into spiritual power before they even reach the limit of life Scattered in the world, it nourishes all things and provides more resources for the world.

The dragon energy of the green dragon can make a race prosperous, the spiritual power of the white tiger can make a race tough, the fire of the vermilion bird can make them not afraid of any danger when burning, and the sturdiness of the basalt can make them stable and humble.

The fall of every god will leave their seeds of divine power, and these seeds will bless the prosperity of this world for a long time. As long as human beings are willing to believe in the existence of gods, these seeds of divine power, including the spirit contained in them, will be passed down forever go down.Even if their divine power seeds are extinct, those positive spirits will always be passed on.

will not become extinct.

"...Senior sister, did you hold him like this before he was born?" Yun Tianqing understood what Kong Lan was saying, this egg came from the God Realm.

"If you are willing to be my son's father, you won't be like this. I have a way to make him stop being cold." Kong Lan's eyes lit up when he heard his words, and he looked at Yun Tianqing eagerly.

What if happiness comes too fast!

There is nothing to do, Yun Tianqing is only worried about her body now.

Yun Tianqing looked at her hands, frowned and said, "What do I need to do?"

"You agreed?!" The melancholy on Kong Lan's face disappeared in an instant, and she looked at Yun Tianqing in surprise and asked.

"Do you want to say it? Let's not say that I dropped this egg for you." Yun Tianqing still frowned.

"You just need to drip the blood on it, and I can take care of the rest!" Kong Lan said with a smile.

Without saying a word, Yun Tianqing slashed a bloody opening on the palm of his right hand like a knife, Kong Lan's true energy surged, and completely wrapped up the blood that flowed from his palm, and ordered him to stop the bleeding, and hold the egg well by himself , closing her eyes, the rare white flames burned from her hands, enveloping the whole egg, and Kong Lan’s hands, which were almost frozen to the point of being crippled, let out a creaking sound, and her flesh softened. , the blood flowed, and the wound, which looked terrible at first, was now even more hideous because of the surging blood.

Not a single drop of that blood was wasted, it was completely wrapped on the egg, the green and clear egg, at this moment, shone with a magnificent and strange light like the best blood jade, burning slowly in the white flames, slowly absorbing the blood. Fresh blood, traces of eerie cold air visible to the naked eye floated on the eggshell, and were immediately evaporated by the white flame.

Kong Lan's blood is the foundation, and she molds his soul as the mother of the creature in the egg.

After a long time, when the blood on the surface of the eggshell was completely sucked in, Kong Lan entangled Yun Tianqing's blood, which had been wrapped in true energy for a long time, and stuck it on the eggshell. Almost instantly, the egg turned back to blue. The egg lightened slightly, and Yun Tianqing's blood had been swallowed into it.

In an instant, the surface of the eggshell was transparent in the white flames. Yun Tianqing stood aside and clearly saw his own blood entering the egg, and then gently removed the curled up fetus in the egg, which was no bigger than his palm. Wrapped up and fused together.

The next moment, the baby who had been dead all this time, suddenly moved its little hands and feet.

Yun Tianqing's eyes flashed suddenly, and an inexplicable emotion appeared in his heart. The baby in this egg seemed to have a blood relationship with him. That kind of affection made him unable to bear looking at the egg. Egg quietly lost his mind.

The white flame on the egg was suddenly extinguished, and Kong Lan was panting with sweat profusely, with an unprecedented smile on her face: "Successful! I have a son! Junior brother, junior brother, look, this is our son!"

The smile on Yun Tianqing's face was a little unclear. He looked at Kong Lan who was sitting there pampering his egg, and suddenly leaned over, getting very close, very close, and said slowly: "Yes...we Yes, son." He chuckled, his eyes were gentle, and his handsome face seemed to be shining.

Kong Lan listened to the deep and sexy voice that made her tremble like a cat's paw was scratching her heart, raised her head inexplicably and looked at Yun Tianqing who was close at hand, her eyes were full of doubts.

"Me...and your..."

The end of the word disappeared between the lips.

Time seemed to stand still.

Yun Tianqing leaned forward, his lips gently touched hers, the usual smile in his brows faded, his clear pupils reflected her face, focused, earnest, and almost piously pressed against hers, without Any feeling of force and compulsion, the touch on the lips is inseparable, and bit by bit, it will gradually deepen tentatively.

Kong Lan was stunned, without any reaction, the egg that she just picked up and looked at left and right fell out of her hand, and rolled roundly on the side.

Yun Tianqing's handsome face was so close that one could see her own reflection in those eyes that were gradually deepening.The warm breath brushed her face lightly, and the refreshing breath with the slight aroma of wine almost made her faint, and her mind went blank.

It turns out that Junior Brother Tianqing is so fragrant...

It turns out that Junior Brother Tianqing is so pretty...

It turns out that Junior Brother Tianqing's skin is so good...

So that's what kissing feels like...

etc!kiss? !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kong Lan couldn't figure out the situation, and suddenly became shocked and terrified. Her big eyes looked like they were about to stare out of the frame. The lazy donkey rolled around, and then Yun Tianqing watched as she held her face in all kinds of horror and screamed and rolled and crawled back. The Qionghua School's clothes, which are quite the legacy of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, completely showed at this moment It exposed its dark side and kept tripping Kong Lan.

Finally, when the screaming child finally stood up, he ran away, stumbled on the stone at his feet in a panic, and fell to the ground with a bang, and then there was no movement.

Judging from the clear and sweet sound, Yun Tianqing guessed that she had fainted from the fall.

If this series of performances can be moved to the screen, it will be comparable to Zhuo X Lin, X Dou, Zhao X Shan, and Zhou Xing X's peak comedies. .

It seems that he still stimulated her too much, but since she chose to raise the child with him, then he can't live up to her kindness.With such a unique condition, wouldn't he be a fool if he didn't make a move?

Yun Tianqing hugged the egg that had turned blue but was no longer bitingly cold, touched her chin, and smiled.If Kong Lan was awake, she would realize how dark Yun Tianqing's smile was.

In fact, Kong Lan fainted not entirely because of a fall, but because she was too excited to make the system very unhappy, so she simply dragged her consciousness into the sea of ​​consciousness to calm down for a while, so after a few seconds, Kong Lan passed out. He got up calmly, as if it wasn't her who screamed just now.

Yun Tianqing greeted her with a smile: "Senior Sister, does the fall hurt?"

Kong Lan rubbed the big bump on her forehead, and said with a straight face: "Junior brother, don't play this kind of joke with senior sister again! That...cough...well, you understand what I mean, that can only be done between husband and wife Yes, understand! You can only do this when you find a girl you like in the future!"

Yun Tianqing raised his forehead, alas~!What a failure, he made it so obvious, the senior sister wouldn't think he was expressing his fellowship to her, right?Judging by the expression on the senior sister's face, it seems that she is...

Kong Lan really doesn't think anyone likes her, or rather, she doesn't have the word like in her mind at all!have!Probably!read!She thinks that she has a bad personality, no money, no house, no ability, no intelligence, or a disability, especially in the past, she was a snake maniac, and she has nothing to redeem, so people who like her must appear in the wrong way of getting up in the morning and opening their eyes hallucinated.

Seeing Kong Lan's evasive expression, Yun Tianqing didn't force her anymore, but touched the freshly baked "son" in his arms and asked curiously: "Senior sister, how can our son come out?"

Seeing Yun Tianqing, Kong Lan really didn't say much, thinking that she had guessed right, Yun Tianqing might not have woken up just now, but as an old man, she should forgive this child, so Kong Lan also put this matter behind her, Tell him to come and sit next to me, and proudly said: "You don't understand this~! Since it's an egg, he will naturally be hatched!"

hatch……

Yun Tianqing imagined the scene of birds hugging their nests, and then changed to Kong Lan squatting on the egg...

"Pfft!" Yun Tianqing fell to the ground with a twitching smile.

"What's wrong, what's wrong! Am I right?" Kong Lan became anxious all of a sudden, and shook her head with an angry snort: "I was hatched when I was born, how about it!" Cough, this is true, In the world where Kong Lan was born, they were all born from eggs.Of course, if it is understood in this world, it is not impossible for the child of Suzaku and Nine Tails to lay eggs.

"No...haha...you, you are right...cough cough..." Yun Tianqing tried his best to suppress a smile and put on a serious expression, but unfortunately it was not successful, the corners of his mouth were still twitching .Yun Tianqing coughed dryly and asked, "Then how should this hatch?"

"You only need to hold him on your stomach for two hours a day, and warm him with your body temperature. He has absorbed enough blood, as long as you warm up and awaken his soul, he will come out." Kong Lan said low. Touching the egg lightly with his head down, he said with a gentle smile.

"It's quite simple! We can take care of him in the Valley of Return." Yun Tianqing tapped the eggshell lightly, and said seriously: "Hey, brat, you have to be good, so that parents will love you well , you know! Otherwise, I will let you stay in the egg for a while!"

Kong Lan nodded with a serious face, and also knocked on the egg: "Your father is right."

Egg: "..." Damn it, come on, someone will take these two bastards away!