[Comprehensive] God's joke

Chapter 21: Chan You Drunk

The girl Kong Lan mentioned was Chan You, the master of the Illusory Darkness Realm.

The Nightmare Tapirs have always been regular visitors to the Demon Severing Hall. Their innate ability to check memories in dreams has always been an important ability for judging demon crimes. Therefore, to find Chanyou, all they need to do is go to the Demon Severing Hall in the Demon Realm.

The night in the demon world is very beautiful.

There are countless butterflies as big as little fingers dancing and singing softly in the deep purple starry sky, black, purple, blue, pink, white... Lights of various colors emanate from their wings, Glittering with every flutter of wings, like stars of various colors in the sky.The branches and leaves of that demon tree that pierces the sky and the earth are stretched out, and the endless leaves exude gleaming green light. At every moment, those green and beautiful light spots float in the air like feathers, and finally slowly Slowly fell to the ground and disappeared.

As if being bewitched, Xuan Xiao raised his hand slowly and caught a green light spot. When the green spot touched his body, a pure and harmless spiritual power was gently introduced into the body like this, even Xi And the power transmitted by such a domineering sword, also felt by this spiritual power, became peaceful.

A giant python passed by in front of their eyes, with cold eyes, and stopped far away in front of an unknown flower demon standing by the water. Then he stopped, lowered his head, and opened his mouth wide. The pointed tips of the fangs are much larger than those of the Flower Demon.He spat out a seed, circled his tail carefully, and buried the seed in front of the flower demon.

Suddenly, several butterfly demons flew down from the air, holding hands and circling around the flower demon and the python demon. In the next second, the python demon shrunk and the flower demon grew up. The half-human, half-demon shape of the charming, weak and light flower demon looks at each other affectionately, holding hands, and then turns to look at the seeds planted by the python demon.

"They are..."

"That flower demon's cultivation base is too low, and it's inherently weak, so it can only breed seeds." Kong Lan glanced at it and said casually, reminding Xuan Xiao: "Don't look around, everyone is doing something shameless at night in the demon world. Shameful things, disturbing other people's mutual confession will be kicked by the donkey."

Xuan Xiao was silent, planting a seed for this kind of autumn, and reaping a child in the coming year... He felt as if his worldview had been refreshed, "The spiritual power emitted by Grandpa Tree is the most neutral and peaceful, and any race can be unobstructed Absorb, it will help your violent Xihe true qi, you can absorb more." Kong Lan reminded, and led him to the Broken Demon Palace, and met countless mandarin ducks along the way.

What blinded Xuan Xiao the most was a pair of old goblins walking with wrinkled faces. From the time he saw the old couple to the time he left the two old people, it took a total of tea time before the old couple walked out. Three meters away, they were holding hands with a happy expression on their faces.

When passing by, Xuan Xiao saw many big bags on their backs, and they were all young, fluffy and fat. I don’t know what kind of monsters they were. The little fairies were sleeping in the pockets. With their heads sticking out of their pockets, they looked exhausted. Some little demons had ignorant eyes, and some demons had eyes full of pain.

Kong Lan watched Xuan Xiao fascinated, and explained: "That's the ginseng demon. They have no heirs, so they organized some demons who also had no heirs to take in those monsters whose race was extinct. Recently, because of the large-scale sweep of the Qionghua faction They are monsters, so many little monsters have become orphans, and there are not so many monsters in the pockets that Shen Yao is responsible for transporting little monsters on weekdays."

Xuan Xiao pursed his lips tightly, his stern face was calm, only his brows were slightly furrowed, revealing the extreme unrest in his heart. On the one hand, he felt that what his sect did was really... On the other hand, he also felt that, for the sake of This is a necessary sacrifice for Shengxian, but at the same time, when facing such painful eyes, he feels that these little monsters may become the kind of monsters that cause harm to the world when they grow up.

Just like Nie Yan who was not tried.

Kong Lan noticed it, but she didn't say anything.

In the Demon Severing Palace, Chanyou had just finished a trial, she kneaded her forehead, showing a trace of fatigue on her dignified and beautiful face.

"Chan You." Kong Lan greeted her, stepped aside and said, "Xuan Xiao wants to talk to you."

Chanyou looked at Xuan Xiao, her eyes paused on his clothes, and asked, "You entered Qionghua?"

"Yes." Xuan Xiao nodded yes.

"Do you know what you Qionghua is planning to do to my Illusory World? And do you know how important your identity is to Qionghua? You appear in front of me so openly, do you think I won't kill you?" Chan You faintly asked, the tone was not serious, but a stagnant killing intent was aimed at the center of the eyebrows like a sharp knife, which made Xuan Xiao feel a sharp pain in the head.

Xuan Xiao's face was slightly pale, but his expression was still calm, and he replied: "It is precisely because I know what Qionghua wants to do that Xuan Xiao came here. The blood flowed like a river, and Qionghua Huanming was hurt by both sides. It was not what Xuan Xiao wanted, it was Yi Xuanxiao hopes that the demon lord can back down a step and calm down this fight."

Chanyou sneered, and said with a flick of his sleeves: "It's really ridiculous! You, Qionghua, are greedy, like that mountain bandit who wanted to plunder my spiritual energy in the Illusory World, but told me to wait for death instead? There is no reason in this world, how can there be such a saying?"

"Xuan Xiao doesn't want Qiong Hua to be injured, and he can't bear to see the Huan Ming Realm die." Xuan Xiao said in a deep voice: "Once the war starts, this hatred will be difficult to eliminate."

"Ridiculous! Ridiculous! Ridiculous!" Chanyou looked up to the sky and sighed three times, walked out of the Broken Demon Hall, stood in front of Xuan Xiao, raised her finger to point to his origin, her purple eyes were very sharp: "You came from the same way, you saw Participating in demons? Every demon in every package on them is a masterpiece of your Qionghua sect! Now you say, once a war starts?"

"Xuan Xiao, you are so naive, don't you know that the Qionghua faction has already provoked the war. His Highness already knew that this war could not be stopped, so he agreed with you to enter the demon world to find me again!"

Xuan Xiao's face suddenly changed, and he suddenly turned his head to look at Kong Lan, who stood there quietly, watching him talk to Chan You.

Those monsters... Have they grown up with hatred?Senior sister, you already knew this would be the result?Then why do you still bring me to the demon world?Could it be that you really want to betray Qionghua... No, this is not a betrayal, after all, Senior Sister, you are a monster yourself.

"Do you think that when they grow up, they will hate human beings?" Chanyou looked at Xuan Xiao and smiled lightly, as keen as she was, naturally aware of Xuan Xiao's faint killing intent.

Chanyou continued to chuckle: "The way of heaven and earth recurs, even if one day, a great monster who hates all human beings appears and makes the world fall into an endless hell, it is human beings to blame." She stood still suddenly, turned and pointed at everything in the demon world.

Under the deep and peaceful dark purple night sky, the sound of the butterfly demon echoes in the air. The flowers are bright and beautiful, and the grass is green and green. As the small river flows by, from time to time, a fish monster with a fish tail on its lower body jumps up into the air, and playfully throws the river water on the head of the monster who is resting by the river.A pair of affectionate demons hold hands with each other and walk side by side. They are peaceful and happy. They live like this and will always live like this.

"Look, how beautiful this place is, right? How do you think this place is different from the real fairyland?" Chanyou asked him.

"It's nothing more than the fact that gods are more tolerant than demons. Faced with provocations, gods will only scold."

"It's nothing more than the fact that gods are more merciful than demons. When faced with injuries, gods only know how to be considerate."

"It is nothing more than the fact that gods are more unfortunate than demons. Facing death, gods can only mourn."

"It's nothing more than the fact that gods are more restrained than demons. In the face of hatred, gods can only endure."

"What do you think is the difference between a demon and a god?" Chanyou asked him.

"It's nothing more than the fact that demons are more selfish than gods. Facing provocations, demons will accept and kill back!"

"It's nothing more than the fact that demons are more vengeful than gods. In the face of injuries, demons remember to wait for the opportunity to take revenge!"

"It's nothing more than a demon is more stubborn than a god. In the face of death, the demon is angry, and then remembers revenge!"

"It's nothing more than a demon is more disobedient than a god. In the face of hatred, even if it is against the sky, you must kill it! Do it! Hatred! People!"

"What do you think makes gods better than demons?" Chanyou asked him again.

Xuan Xiao was overwhelmed by her murderous aura and couldn't answer a word.

Chanyou left Xuan Xiao who was stunned in place and walked towards Kong Lan, and said with a sneer, "Your Highness has the blood of a god, but has he also been infected with the stupid mercy of a god? Do you really think that what Chanyou has decided in his heart?" What, will you shrink back when you are persuaded by humans?"

"I'm just trying it out, why should I be so angry~!" Kong Lan shrugged, looked at Xuan Xiao who had been questioned by voices and could no longer speak, sighed softly, and asked unwillingly: "Would you like Think about it more? If this battle starts, what will the Nightmare Tapirs do?"

Chanyou frowned sharply, and said with a sneer: "Oh, stupid! You are kind, others may not appreciate it! Your Highness, take care of yourself first! At that time, Qionghua Huanming will start a war. If Your Highness intervenes, Chanyou will not hurt His Highness. Any mercy!"

After the voice fell, Chanyou cut open the space and disappeared into the demon world.

Kong Lan touched her chin with one hand and shrugged.Sure enough, as imagined, she and Xuan Xiao had nothing to gain except being scolded.

On the way back, Xuan Xiao was silent for a long time, and asked her: "You understood earlier."

It's a declarative sentence, not a question sentence. Xuan Xiao is not stupid at all. Even though he didn't hear what Chan You and Kong Lan said later, seeing Kong Lan's calm reaction, he knew that he was being calculated.Although it is his wish to stop this war, it feels really uncomfortable to be calculated.

And this was the second time, the first time was about Nie Yan.

Kong Lan nodded to him, and looked at him calmly: "One side is the teacher's sect, and the other side is my race... If you were on this level, how would you choose? Brother Xuanxiao." After a pause, She sighed, and said softly, "Anyway, I'm really sorry that I didn't tell you my intentions before going to the demon world."

Xuan Xiao gave her a cold look, and said in a deep voice, "One last time." After saying that, he flung his sleeves and walked away.

Kong Lan watched Xuan Xiao leave from a distance, Qionghua was still at night, the disciples who had been busy all day during the day, now they didn't even have the strength to work hard, the dark night reflected the man's tall and straight back , Lonely and desolate, firm and unrepentant.

There are always those people who seem to be the most suitable only by being alone, because no one can match them.

Just like Konglan, just like Xuanxiao.

"I'm sorry, Junior Brother Xuanxiao..."

Kong Lan watched his back disappear into the thick night, she stood quietly on the sword dance floor, the night wind blew her clothes flutteringly, as if she could leave the ground at any time and dissipate into the world.

'Maybe in the future, I will count you again...Because I really can't accept it...the person I care about is dead.If it just makes you sad and angry or something...it's better than losing your life...'

"If you can't save me, then abandon me..."

'Otherwise, I will... eat, drop,...'

Kong Lan showed a distorted smile, and there seemed to be a faint red light in his eyes.

The strange laughter, soft and shallow, overflowed from her mouth. In this night, it whispered like a ghost, and quickly dissipated in the air.

She came to the Valley of Thinking and dug out the top-quality spirit jade gourd. She lay on the ground and watched the moon while drinking the strong wine that had been mixed with several kinds of high-quality wine and had been stored for several months.This wine can almost hit the head in one drink.

Get drunk, get drunk, just get drunk.

Is it like this when you have concerns?Very annoying, very annoying.

The invisible thread held her, the violence could not be vented, and the terrible side would not be accepted by them, so she could only endure and face everyone with a kind and innocent mask.She just revealed her calculations a little bit, and Xuan Xiao would look at her with that look.

Really... want her to kill him.

The system said: "Host, you are drunk and can't drink anymore."

"Ha, is that so?" Kong Lan chuckled lightly, gulping down the wine one gulp at a time, her mind quickly turning into a mess.

Soon, she was completely drunk, and said casually: "Wine.

Spicy and refreshing.

It flows like silver and enters the throat.

The moonlight is long, whose relatives and friends.

The tower can ask the fairy, would you like to share a cup?

The clouds moved, the moon disappeared, and the fairy disappeared in his hand.

If you are lost, the night wind is cold, how can you get rid of your worries when you get drunk tonight? "

Drunk, drunk, really drunk.

Everything in front of my eyes was spinning, and it was getting dark.

Vaguely, she felt someone whispering in her ear.

In a daze, she felt a soft kiss on her forehead.

In a daze, she fell into a warm and familiar embrace, with a masculine scent coming from the man's warm and firm chest, as if this chest could bear all her filth and filth, making the drunk Kong Lan, who was still reluctant to fall asleep even before, slowly relaxed the nerves that were tense due to emotional agitation.

"Hehe... go to sleep, you... are really tired..."

The warm and magnetic voice was gently sent to her ears, with indescribable magic power, which made her consciousness really sink.

The soft singing sounded in her ears, intermittently, softly and softly, making her fall asleep.

Yes, she was tired very early.

Hope, no dream.

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