[Comprehensive] God's joke

For Kong Lan, since she couldn't intervene, she stopped paying attention.So one day when she slipped out of the Valley of Thoughts to let the wind go, she suddenly found that the Qionghua Sect was shrouded in a morbid sense of excitement and solemnity, with faint killing intent and greed emanating from most of the disciples. And the rest of the people were very dignified.

Kong Lan, who was too sensitive to this kind of atmosphere, immediately retreated back to Sihui Valley.

Sihui Valley is still beautiful, quiet and peaceful. This is a harbor that can make people quiet. Although it is a lonely place in the eyes of ordinary people, in the eyes of Kong Lan and Yun Tianqing, this place is actually very beautiful. Let people get cleansed from the heart.

Yun Tianqing was sitting in the sun meditating and practicing kung fu, Kong Lan looked at him, and his bulging belly.It has to be admitted that Yun Tianqing put much more energy into this egg than Kong Lan. During the nearly one year of getting this egg, almost all Yun Tianqing was incubating the egg, while Kong Lan was strolling around.

There is no way around this, no matter how much Kong Lan is moved and loved by the child, even Kong Lan, who was born and raised in a bloody storm, can't do any warm gestures, she didn't find a cliff to throw the egg like she was born It's good to go down and smash it.

Kong Lan, who practiced Spartan education, was taking care of Yundandan. Except for the hatching time, he used various methods to stimulate the fetus inside from the external environment. Accidentally discovering these things she did, she was frightened out of her wits, and since then she has resolutely not allowed Kong Lan to hatch her eggs alone.

Fuck!This will die, okay!No matter how unreliable he, Yun Tianqing, would not do these things!

After Kong Lan sat beside Yun Tianqing for a while, Yun Tianqing broke away from the state of practicing. He put the eggs that had been hatched for enough time in a hidden place in the Valley of Thoughts, sat down and took Kong Lan's hand naturally Fingers clasped together, he smiled and said, "Why did Senior Sister come back so soon? Could it be that Senior Brother found you sneaking around?"

Kong Lan silently shook her head, pursed her lips and did not speak.

"Senior Sister?" Seeing her expression, Yun Tianqing suddenly became serious, clasped her little hands and looked at her seriously: "Who bullied you?"

"No." Kong Lan thought for a moment and said, "What kind of woman does Senior Brother Tian Qing like?"

Fuck!Why so suddenly?Did she finally sense his heart?Is this the rhythm determined to him?

This sudden question made Yun Tianqing's mind go blank for three seconds. After more than four years of liking, more than three years of being in the same family, and two years of secret pursuit, Kong Lan is still the same, and treats Yun Tianqing a little like a frog in warm water. There is no response to approaching.Yun Tianqing was familiar with her, so she knew that she didn't think there was anything wrong with their interlocking fingers like this, or that there was something wrong with Yun Tianqing when they were too close. It seemed that in her concept, kissing was the only act of expressing affection between husband and wife.

Yun Tianqing didn't know whether it was because she was a demon, so she couldn't use human thinking to figure it out, or because Kong Lan was born less stubborn than others, but this undoubtedly made him very frustrated. He was thinking about when When Xiang Konglan poked through the window paper and made her face him, Konglan suddenly asked this question.

Could it be that she just didn't know how to respond, that's why she didn't respond?

Yun Tianqing was extremely pleasantly surprised, but because Kong Lan's thinking was still very tricky, he just asked calmly, "Why did Senior Sister ask this question?"

Kong Lan propped her chin, with a serious face: "Nothing, just curious."

"Oh~!" Yun Tianqing made a sudden realization expression, and said with a smile: "The girl I like..."

Kong Lan looked at him with a pair of bright eyes.

"I won't tell you!" Yun Tianqing looked serious.

Kong Lan: "... die! Yun! Sky! Qing!" After saying that, a fierce tiger pounced on Yun Tianqing.

Unprepared, Yun Tianqing was knocked backwards, only felt a light body riding on her lower abdomen, a pair of delicate hands pinched her neck and shook wildly... The subtle feeling came from the skin. He trembled when he heard the rubbing of the paste, and quickly stretched out his hand to push Kong Lan away, trying to cover up and shouted: "Senior sister, don't... don't be excited... Eh? What is this? Ruan Ruan of……"

Kong Lan's face was so dark that it was almost splashed with ink. On her tall and round body, a pair of big hands scratched very lewdly.

So when Xuan Zhen came to deliver the meal, he saw Kong Lan pressing Yun Tianqing to the ground, beating Yun Tianqing violently in the face, so hard that he screamed so hard that he didn't dare to lift his head.

He looked at it with a smile on his face for a while, and then sighed with emotion: "The relationship between junior sister and junior brother is really good, and senior brother is really envious."

Kong Lan clapped her hands and stood up, regardless of Yun Tianqing who was lying on the ground smoking, happily ran to Xuan Zhen: "Brother, what delicious food did you bring?"

"It's all what you like to eat." Xuan Zhen gently touched the top of her hair, looked at Yun Tianqing who was still pretending to be dead, and said with a light smile: "Why did Junior Sister fight so hard against Junior Brother? Could it be that Junior Brother did something, Make you angry?"

"Hmph! Who told him to—"

"Ah! Senior brother, you are here!" Yun Tianqing hurriedly jumped up and interrupted Kong Lan's words, jokingly, if Xuan Zhen knew where he accidentally touched, would he still be alive?So he showed a brilliant smirk comparable to Kong Lan, grabbed the basket and said jokingly: "Senior sister, senior brother, come and eat!"

Kong Lan beat Yun Tianqing violently, her anger had already dissipated, she sat beside him and started eating, Xuan Zhen raised her eyebrows slightly, and looked at Yun Tianqing's expression of trying to cover up, showing a frightening smile, but Fortunately, Xuan Zhen just smiled and didn't say anything.

After eating and drinking, while tidying up the dishes, Xuan Zhen casually said, "Junior brother and younger sister, do you know? The sect leader decided that Qionghua's faction was promoted."

"What?!" Yun Tianqing exclaimed.

"Oh." Kong Lan was very calm.

Xuan Zhen felt that his imagination was a bit big, why the reaction of the two of them was completely opposite to what he imagined!

Yun Tianqing also looked at Kong Lan in surprise, he didn't expect that such explosive news would have no impact on Kong Lan, but after thinking about it, he understood, you said that as a blink of an eyelid, you can be in the world of heaven and monsters. Do people who walk back and forth take ascension very seriously?So he also calmed down, and responded flatly with the tone of today's vegetable price: "Oh, soaring? It's pretty good."

Xuan Zhen: "..." Hey!You are human beings, immortal cultivators who regard ascension to immortality as their highest goal! ! !Why is the reaction slightly flat!This makes him feel very unfulfilling for a big wet chest who wants to see your face change!

So Xuan Zhen continued his efforts with a smile on his face: "Junior Brother Tianqing and Junior Sister Sulan don't seem to be interested in this?"

"I think it's good now." Kong Lan said, excitedly took the small bottle of wine out of the Xuanzhen food box and hugged it aside, and dug in the farthest corner of the Valley of Thoughts, and then put The wine was poured into the top-quality spirit jade gourd dug out, and it was slowly shaking with a focused look.

"I didn't go up the mountain to become a fairy!" Yun Tianqing said, her eyes followed Kong Lan's busy back.

Xuan Zhen was silent for a while, shook his head slightly with a dumb smile, and sighed: "You guys...it's rare to see." He picked up the food box, brushed the dust off his body, and sighed softly: "If it's possible... Why don't you leave Qionghua and wander around..."

He looked at Kong Lan who was concentrating on shaking the wine with gentle eyes, trying to make more delicious flower wine. He gently stroked the hilt of the Changhong Sword at his waist, and said softly: "Her wish is to travel all over the world to play." of……"

Yun Tianqing suppressed her smile, stroked her chin thoughtfully: "Senior brother, is there something wrong with the Qionghua faction...?"

Xuan Zhen withdrew his gaze, and after a moment of silence, he shook his head with a light smile and said, "...No, maybe... I think too much..." That's why I feel that the storm is about to come.

Kong Lan buried the mixed wine again, and when she walked over, she only saw Xuan Zhen walking away with a food box and clothes, inexplicably felt that this young man in blue and white clothes seemed to be Two-dimensional3D with another person The backs overlapped.

'Well... an illusion? Kong Lan shook her head, not paying attention.

That afternoon, Kong Lanyun and Tianqing were summoned out of the Valley of Thoughts.

In the game, Qionghua ascended to plunder the amethyst stone in the Illusionary Realm, but the disciples were standing on the ground, and the two Xuanxiao and Suyu on the Juanyuntai made a sword pillar to pierce the sky, inserted it for a while and then snapped Yes, a few nightmares fell down like laying eggs, and then I saw Qionghua's disciples being chased and running around, Taiqing and Chanyou were fighting beautifully in the sky.

In fact, the real big war wasn't like that at all!

The Qionghua faction has already said in the morning class that they have to prepare for the ascension to immortality, and all disciples must participate in it, injecting true energy into the formations of the entire Qionghua faction, and carefully checking for omissions.Elder Zong Lian led his disciples who were talented in refining weapons to work day and night, and tried to equip the elite disciples with high-level cultivation in the sect with good swords, while the two elders Qingyang Chongguang ordered everyone to fight against each other every day, pointing out their shortcomings, and practicing.

Tension is suffocating.

The former sect of cultivating immortals, which looked serious but relaxed and warm, seemed to have disappeared in an instant, replaced by a sect that began to do whatever it takes to ascend to immortality.

Those little demons living near the Qionghua faction suffered a catastrophe. In order to get enough trials to fight against the demons, the Qionghua faction sent disciples to carry out a carpet-like sweep, and died at the hands of the demons of the Qionghua faction. Those who should be punished, but there are also little demons who live in seclusion in the mountains and don't know the world.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, Xuan Zhen, Xuan Xiao, Yun Tianqing, Suyao, Kong Lan, Suyu, Suxi, and Suxin are the head disciples, and they don't need to hunt little demons to gain actual combat experience , as the main personnel of the Qionghua faction, they are more desperately improving their own strength, and they also practice the combined attack defensive formation to protect the two Xuanxiao and Suyu who formed the double sword and sword pillar.

When necessary, they need to sacrifice their lives.

They didn't see the madness and cruelty of Qionghua faction's disciples killing monsters, but they had seen that Qionghua faction was crazy enough to do anything to become immortal, but as disciples, they could only remain silent, they could not resist.

Under such circumstances, Yun Tianqing and Kong Lan could only spare as much time as they could to hatch their eggs in the valley, lest they be discovered by others.This kind of egg with introverted fairy energy and outwardly showing divine patterns, if Kong Lan, who is also a god, hadn't looked at it, anyone would only think it was a demon egg.

Now there is a monster egg in Qionghua faction, this egg will definitely be split.

And the cultivation base is not weaker than the sect leader, even Kong Lan, who is even higher, keeps spinning like a spinning top, refining weapons, alchemy, equipment, talismans, repairing formations, guiding disciples... which one? If she is needed, she has to jump wherever she wants, and she is so tired that she is out of shape.

So Xuan Xiao asked her to meet her on the Juanyun Terrace in the middle of the night. She looked slovenly, her hair was not tied up, and her clothes were all wrinkled.

Xuan Xiao: "...Senior Sister."

Kong Lan yawned and showed a bright smile: "Junior Brother Xuan Xiao! Long time no see!"

As a patch-like character, Kong Lan is several times as busy as other disciples. She has not seen Xuan Zhen Xuan Xiao Su Yao Su Yu Tianqing for a long time, and the faces of her disciples who dangle in front of her every day are unfamiliar faces. They went from questioning to adoration, fanaticism but also jealousy.

...Kong Lan still feels that she prefers being with Xuan Zhen and the others, especially with Su Yu.

Xuan Xiao fell into silence after saying hello, Kong Lan didn't care, walked over smiling and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, Xuan Xiao suddenly turned around, Kong Lan's hand hung in front of him, paused and closed After going back, Kong Lan still had a bright and indifferent smile on her face: "What's the matter with Junior Brother Xuan Xiao calling me?"

After Xuan Xiao missed her hand, his whole body froze, but seeing Kong Lan's expressionless expression, a trace of shame suddenly flashed across his eyes, but it quickly disappeared.

"Xuan Xiao wants to ask senior sister for advice."

Kong Lan glanced at him in surprise, smiled and scratched his head: "Ah? Hey, tell me. This is the first time you have asked me a question! I have a very high level of cultivation, so I will definitely be able to answer it!"

"...It's not a matter of practice."

"It's okay, it's okay, I can also solve the relationship!"

"..." Xuan Xiao suddenly felt that it might be more reasonable for him to turn around and go back to sleep immediately, but he has already asked someone out, and it is not his style to turn around and leave now.

After a long silence, Xuan Xiao said: "Senior Sister, do you know how Qiong Hua plans to ascend to immortality?"

"...No matter what the method is, if you don't ascend step by step in a serious way, you won't be able to ascend to immortality." Kong Lan shrugged and sighed: "If it's about Qionghua's ascension to immortality, I'm sorry. Brother, I can't answer you."

"Why?" Xuan Xiao frowned, his gaze as sharp as a sword: "Senior Sister, is it because of her identity?" Because she is a demon, did she avoid talking about it?

The smile on Kong Lan's face remained unchanged, and she spread her hands: "Brother Xiao, why don't I send you to have a talk with her?"