[Comprehensive] God's joke

I am Yun Tianqing, born in Taiping Village.

I lost my father when I was young, and my mother when I was young, and I developed a character that doesn't like restraint.It’s just that after Taiping Village became a martyr, there were many rules and regulations. As long as I did something a little bit out of line, I would be reprimanded and nagged, which made me even more depressed.

So at the age of 13, I dressed lightly and went out to roam the rivers and lakes.

Well, the above paragraph is really nice to hear, but the truth is that I accidentally burned Yun Ji's new clothes, this kid has a very bad temper, and he sued the village chief right away!In order to avoid having to kneel in the ancestral hall without food, I better run away as soon as possible~!By the way, wander the rivers and lakes.

The days of wandering outside are much happier than those in Taiping Village. Although I suffered a lot from my inexperience at the beginning, I had no food, wore torn clothes, and worked as a beggar, but I also learned a lot of swordsmanship and martial arts. Gao Qiang, being a chivalrous hero and being appreciated by others, felt very at ease.

But two years away from the village, I think I should go back and have a look.

"You bastard, what are you doing back here! I don't welcome you in Yun Family Village!"

"Go away!"

"Why is he coming back?"

……

I was blocked at the entrance of the village, and the village chief looked at me angrily, and together with the villagers wanted to throw me out.

It's a pity that I didn't expect it~ I, Yuntian Qingtang, a young hero, came back after two years out of the village, and no one welcomed me. This really makes me sad.

The ancestors of the Yun family had made great achievements, so the emperor at that time named the village where I lived as Yun Family Village.Therefore, generations of the Yun family have been good citizens under the idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor.Unexpectedly, in my generation, such an "unfilial son" came out.

When I was young, I was naughty and mischievous, which caused me a lot of headaches. I used to lie to others for candy over and over again; there was a girl in the village named A Xiang, and A Xiang liked another young man, but I liked to fight for love; I made a bet with a playmate that the loser would be immersed in ice water in winter, that kid almost won, luckily I was smart~!But the kid lay on the bed for half a month.

Well, like those little things like scribbling on the ancestral hall rankings, tricking a few silly children... Cough, I forgot, so I won’t go into details, hahaha.

Well, I admit that I did go too far in the past~!I can't do anything if I'm not allowed to enter the village, right?Sigh, I thought I could try Li's zongzi today, but I'm ready to pay for it this time... It seems that I can only spend the night in Shouyang City for the time being.

It's just that I didn't expect to see someone robbing on the road?

Look, if you rob, just rob, there is no technical content at all!Even killing people, isn't that a clear way to make people stand up for justice and be a hero?How can this young hero sit idly by?a ha ha ha!Look at the trick~!

I beat the robbers away with three or two strokes, and just as I was about to leave, the rescued people stopped me.

Oh~!His name is Liu Shifeng, the county magistrate of Shouyang, and he wants to thank me for giving me some money.

Well, I'm really a little cash-strapped lately... so I accepted it with a smile.

I entered Shouyang City together with Liu Shifeng, and I smelled the smell of wine from a distance. In the past, I would not have paid attention to it, but today I was in a bad mood, so I turned around and went to buy a big jar liquor.

Alas, it’s not good if I’ve never drank alcohol. I was drunk for a while. Later, Liu Shifeng told me that I can’t remember some things clearly. There are only Palgong Mountain, Nvluoyan, and herbs. Monsters... so many words.

When I was sober, I made a combination and came to the conclusion that there are herbs worth ten gold in Nvluoyan on Bagong Mountain, but there should be some monsters.

However, I have been to Bagong Mountain a few times, and they are all little monsters. It doesn’t matter, I’d better look for that herbal medicine and exchange it for some money~!The taste of the wine is really good, I fell in love with it immediately.

Not only do I want to drink, but I want to drink good wine!Hahaha~!

But I really didn't expect this monster to be so powerful!My swordsmanship can't even hurt the opponent's skin, but it also hurts the passers-by who saw me suffer and drew their swords to help.

Alas~!I didn't expect that I, Yun Tianqing, would die in the mouth of a monster. It was beyond my expectation... But, it's such a pity that my good wine was smashed by this monster fox in just one encounter.

After all, it was the first time I died. I was a little nervous, and I was still thinking about whether I should be brave or beg for mercy. When I tried it, another monster appeared in front of me completely out of my expectation.

I don't even know if she is a fox demon or a bird demon.

Or is she simply a fairy from the sky who came down to save me?

Well, I admit that my thoughts are a bit too exaggerated, but in fact, when I was about to die, her appearance really shocked me a lot, and I think I might never touch her again in my life. To be more beautiful, more noble, more majestic, and more holy than her.

She didn't know what method she used to heal me and another person a little bit, and with some walking ability, she took us to the demon world. It is said that it was because the fox demon was going to be judged, and we also needed further treatment .

The beauty of the demon world is unexpected, I have never seen such a place in my life, where people want to be happy from the bottom of their hearts, it seems that if you live here and cry, it is a great blasphemy.

Well, I have no culture, so I can't describe this feeling in detail. In short, it is a very special beauty, very special and unexpected.

I saw a lot of monsters, most of them looked scary, but their personalities were very gentle.And many humans are also here, and they were also injured for treatment.

What surprised me the most was a demon tree. When I hadn't seen him, I couldn't have imagined that there was such a big tree in this world!Any new leaf on his body would be big enough to build a magnificent palace, and there are many little monsters living on his body.

Amazing!Amazing!

I think my expression must be stupid.

It's just what happened after that, but it weakened my excitement of gaining knowledge in the demon world a lot.

It is undeniable that before I entered the demon world, my many years of experience in the rivers and lakes told me that although there are good people among the monsters, there are still more people who harm people. , for the demon, it is impossible not to dislike it.

However, everything in the memory of that fox demon in the Temple of Demon Breaking made my rejection of demons suddenly disappear. I suddenly understood that no matter whether it is a human or a demon, if they do evil things, they must have their own reason.

Nobody enjoys killing people for no reason.

And in the Demon Severing Hall, I saw the so-called Dao of Heaven, and the punishment was ruthless.

Obviously the culprit was Ling Xuzhi, but it was that fox demon who suffered ten thousand years of punishment... Later I learned that the little fox demon at that time was actually the only one among human beings. It is counted as a j□j-year-old toddler.

I couldn't accept such a consequence. I told the judge that I was willing to reduce the punishment of the fox demon, and the man in white said the same thing, but the two of us spoke, but we could only deduct 400 years of punishment...

Nine thousand and six hundred years, I can't even imagine what the world will be like after nine thousand and six hundred years?

The general's intercession was rejected. From the demon who announced the punishment to the demon who was punished, it seemed that the punishment was not too severe at all.

Then the god-monster hybrid who saved us, Kong Lan told us that this is the fairness of the law of heaven, and everything is written on it.

We left the demon world, and I was still thinking about this problem, but on the surface, I have returned to that unscrupulous look. Watching Kong Lan put on a mask with a very...well, personality, walking in the mountains, I suddenly I really want to go forward with such a monster girl who is traveling in the world.

"Hey, brother, do you want to travel with me and Kong Lan?" At the same time, I also saw the yearning of the later brother Xuan Xiao to travel with her.

But I'm different from him, he can tell at a glance that it's because of Kong Lan's strength, and me... a fair lady, a gentleman~!Hahaha!

We returned to Shouyang City, although we were drunk, but I still remember that it was Liu Shifeng who wanted Li Xiangcao.After Kong Lan heard what I said, she obviously had some doubts about Liu Shifeng. When I think about it now, I also feel that the man and his face had a kind of ruthlessness that didn't match his face.

Then after entering Shouyang, I saw a completely different side of the monster girl from the demon world!

I think it was too naive to conclude so early that she must be a gentle, dignified and virtuous person.

But I have to admit that she makes me feel very good. We argued about what kind of wine to drink, which made Fang Xiao furious, but I never got tired of it.

In fact, I don't know what wine to drink at all.

There is indeed a problem with Liu Shifeng, he has a remnant soul in his body, it is Ling Xuzhi, Ling Xuzhi who wants to find Nie Yan's little fox.

I can't describe my mood at that moment, is it sad that the rabbit dies and the fox is sad or what?

It was Ling Xu's lack of appreciation, which made everything irreparable. Now he is so sad, but what's the use of it?The fox demon has done everything, so now, it's just... just...

As the fox demon himself said, they were completely cleared up.

Me, Fang Xiao, and Kong Lan are accompanied by the three of us. It is said to be an experience, but it is actually more of a play.

The more I get in touch with her, the more I feel that Kong Lan is really wonderful. Her character is innocent and innocent, yet she understands the world, her heart is firm, she is good at patience, and she attracts me bit by bit.

The appearance that shocked me at the beginning gradually faded in my mind after getting along for longer and longer, and what was replaced was fresh, she is such a person.

Haha, I don't think there has ever been such a person in this world who is so beautiful beyond imagination and can make anyone fall in love with her when they first meet, but in fact, once you get along with her for a long time, you will gradually forget her appearance.

It's not that she is not beautiful, but her character is better than her appearance.

As long as it's her, it doesn't matter what that face looks like.

Neither I nor Fang Xiao are gradually reluctant to let her go.

The days with her passed quickly, and that was the happiest time since I traveled the rivers and lakes, but she has a place to return to in the world, that place is called Qionghua, and it is a sect of cultivating immortals.

I really can't bear it~!

If I can go to cultivate immortals together, it would be great to be together all the time.

……correct!I can also go to cultivate immortals together!

Hahahaha~!

For the first time, Kong Lan took us with Yujian and flew to Boxian Town at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. She didn't leave. Fang Xiao and I prepared food, water, food and weapons as she said, and then walked up the mountain. go.

I didn't notice it. I don't know when, my skills have made great progress. Fang Xiao and I were not afraid of the little ghost traps on the mountain road, and we easily entered the Qionghua Mountain Gate.

Alas~!It's troublesome to join the beginner school, what kind of illusion has to be passed... Jiu Xianweng's wine is really good, we both drank it to our heart's content, he directly skipped the next three levels for me.

But even so, I was half a step slower than Fang Xiao in getting out of the Sumeru Illusion. His dao name was Xuan Xiao and he became my senior brother.

As for my dao name, Master didn't give it up. I saw him looking at me seriously for a long time, and then said that I hadn't gotten rid of my fate, which meant that I don't need my dao name anymore.

Later, when I saw the two senior brothers Xuanqing and Xuantian, I realized that it was not because of my fate, but because my name and dao name were hard to come by...

The Qionghua faction is as strict as Taiping Village. Within two days after I entered the school, I was punished for a trivial incident and entered the Valley of Thoughts. Since then, I have become a frequent visitor to the Valley of Thoughts... Sigh!

But fortunately, Kong Lan... oh, she should be called Senior Sister now.Senior Sister, she is more capable of making mistakes than me, she is almost a model of admitting mistakes sincerely and resolutely not correcting, hahahaha!

The days of cultivating immortals on the mountain are very leisurely, but also very happy, as if no matter where you have a senior sister, you will be filled with joy everywhere, and it is not as boring as in Yunjia Village.

Then several elders took in apprentices, and Master Taiqing also took in Junior Sister Suyu to start.

Junior Sister Suyu is indeed very beautiful. When I was surprised how beautiful people are cultivating immortals, the senior sister refuted me righteously, saying that it is right for beauties to cultivate immortals, and then kept trying to curry favor with Suyu.

Really, Senior Sister, I don’t look bad, why didn’t I see you come to curry favor with me?

During that period of time, I was very lonely in Sihui Valley. In order to have enough time to pester Suyu, my senior sister has not been caught by the elders for a long time and sent to Sihui Valley.

I even feel like I haven't seen her for a long time.

Alas~!Such melancholy is really not my style, Yun Tianqing, so I made a quick decision and decided to look for her, and I happened to meet Senior Brother Xuan Zhen who was also looking for her.

The beauty of the blooming flowers in the shade of drunken flowers is warm, and the fragrance of flowers is floating in the air. It is not very strong, but just right, which makes people feel comfortable.

I saw Senior Sister Kong Lan in such a scene.

I think my expression must be very stupid at that time, because after seeing my expression, the senior sister sat up and asked me if there was bird droppings on her body.

... Uh, although the expression of astonishment and astonishment can't be distinguished, the senior sister is indeed... well, unexpected enough.