[Comprehensive] God's joke

I always thought that as long as I looked at my senior sister like that, I knew she was happy, even if she didn't like me, it didn't matter.

But when I saw my senior sister die in front of me with my own eyes, I suddenly realized that such an idea is really ridiculous.

I do want my senior sister to be happy, but I don't just watch, I want to protect her, and I also want to pursue her.

Fortunately, Senior Sister is a demon, she resurrected in the flames, killed Zhao Yizhu, and saved us.

Alas~!I think I can still work hard, at least I won't be able to hold back in the future.

The senior sister got an egg from nowhere, it is said that it is a descendant of Qinglong, she cast a spell to revive the egg, it is said that it is our blood, which is equivalent to the child of my senior sister and me.

This is simply not too good~!

I was so happy that I couldn't help but leaned over and kissed the senior sister, and then the senior sister performed what is called panic, and fell unconscious on the stone!Hahahaha, Senior Sister, you are always so unexpected.

I know that my senior sister doesn't have any affection for me, but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, love is something, you can raise it once you raise it~!If not, I can't help it, right?It's nothing more than letting nature take its course.

Having said that, I never thought that my senior sister's ability to choose names is so earth-shattering!I really doubt that the senior sister called him Dandan because it is an egg... What if it is a snake demon?What if it was a bird?Is it called a bird?The name seems a bit strange...

But I'm still embarrassed, Yundandan!

I really can't understand the thinking of my senior sister. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and pretended not to hear clearly to Yundan... No, I named my son Yuntianhe.

The sky is full of stars, the stars are shining, and the flowers are blooming like brocades, making people want to be drunk.Senior sister, you love watching the starry sky so much, so this name is used for this little boy. If we are lucky enough to have another child in the future, we will call it Hua Jin.

Well, I can't let her know this before I marry my senior sister, haha~!

Alas, I don't even know how the senior sister grew up. Although she knows how to hatch eggs, she always does some strange things outside of hatching eggs, as if she wants to eat the egg.

I have no choice, I can only incubate eggs every day. Fortunately, this brat stays very honest in the eggshell. He doesn't have the demeanor of his father and me, and the chaos is turned upside down. Otherwise, I wouldn't even think about practicing kung fu.

Then there will be the battle of Qionghua's illusion.

On the eve of the start of the war, Senior Brother Xuan Zhen once told us in the Valley of Thoughts that if you want to leave, you should leave as soon as possible. It was only then that I suddenly understood what senior brother meant.

I will never forget that cruel scene.

……

Alas, I don't like to recall such sad things, so let's fast forward, I am now in the inn, waiting for my sister to have breakfast.

Ah ha ha ha ha, I, Yun Tianqing, plan to take my senior sister to live on Qingluan Peak, where the scenery is picturesque and few people visit, I will definitely make my senior sister like it~!Regardless of Senior Sister's cheerful appearance, in fact, she still prefers to avoid crowds in her bones. No matter in the shade of drunken flowers or the valley of thoughts, the place where she stays for a long time must be sparsely populated.

If I remember correctly, the house I built on the mountain when I was a child should still be there.

Maybe it won't be long before the senior sister will be moved by my sincerity, and we will be able to lead a happy life together with the little one~!Oh ha ha ha ha!

Ahem, I'm so proud, um, I want to calm down.

Indeed, not long ago I was still saddened by the casualties of the Qionghua faction and the death of Suyu, but I never liked to be immersed in sadness all the time.I put away these pains, and my senior sister and I will take the share of the dead and live in this world for them.

Only in this way is the best, because living people are always more important.

But when will the senior sister get up?If it's too late, it's not breakfast but lunch!

I went to look for her in my senior sister's guest room, but she was not there, the window was half open, and I found a feather on the window sill of the room with a few fox fur stuck to it.In this world, only senior sisters have feathers and fox fur, right?

But what is the senior sister doing out at night?

I suddenly had an ominous premonition in my heart.

I hurriedly left the room, tied up the little boy, I stood up with the sword, and went in the direction guided by the tracking symbol I left for my senior sister.

The closer I get, the more disturbed I am, the faster I fly, and finally I can't wait to use the forbidden technique so that I can reach it in an instant.

In fact, my flying speed is very fast, and I have already flown there in a short time.

I didn't expect that what I saw would be like this...

The girl knelt on the ground, seven or eight spears pierced her body, and the spear points poked the ground, causing her to hang halfway on the spear shaft. , the fox tail was winding in front of him like that.

She is dead.

There is no resurrection.

I walked over slowly, trembling, and carefully pulled the spears one by one, laid her flat, and brushed away the hair on her face.

When she turned into a fox demon, she became even more beautiful, unimaginably beautiful, but she was bloodless, and the golden red bloodstains at the corners of her mouth dried up, like a gorgeous pattern, dotted her pale face.

Before she died, she was even smiling, with a hint of complacency, as if she had just accomplished something and no one else had time to stop her.

But now she is dead.

"Senior Sister?" I called in a low voice, and gently pushed her.

There is no white flame.

Why not?

Why can't you be resurrected now?

……

When I woke up, this piece of woods had become bare, only the piece of ground where she was standing was intact.And the time, I don't know when, changed from morning to afternoon.

My face was wet, I don't know when, I actually cried like this.

The reason for waking up is that the little boy has noticed my emotions, he is rolling restlessly in the cotton pocket, if I don't stop, this egg will probably be crushed.

I made the best coffin, put the senior sister in it, and put the Wangshu sword in it. Wangshu's icy air can prevent the senior sister's body from being damaged by the passage of time.

It's really interesting. In the past, I used to slander Zhao Yizhu for trying so hard to preserve Qingge's body. It was incomprehensible. In a blink of an eye, I was like this again...

I still went to Qingluan Peak. Originally, I planned to live a good life here with my senior sister. After all... only me and my senior sister are left, but now...

The scenery of Qingluan Peak is still so beautiful, with the sea of ​​clouds and pine trees, it makes people feel open-minded, but after losing the senior sister, what's the point of having a beautiful scenery?Oh, that's all.

I washed my senior sister carefully and changed into a simple and elegant dress. She lay there, looking like she was just asleep, as if as long as I was making noises in her ears, she would frown and mutter trouble again soon. A person is struck by lightning while sleeping.

but.

Cultivating immortals, what is the use of cultivating immortals?

Senior Sister has only been away for more than a year, and I feel that it is as long and painful as a lifetime. If it is really immortal, what is the use?

If it wasn't for our son, I need to hatch him and raise him, I'm afraid I would have gone with my senior sister... I just don't know, is the demon also reincarnated in the ghost world?

Ha, even if it is, the senior sister may have been reincarnated with the junior sister Suyu long ago, right?

Alas~!I don't have much time to think about this now, Yun Tianhe was born a few months ago, I caught some milk-producing ewes quite presciently, and nursed him, but other than that I don't know everything.

This is also the first time for me to be a father!What would happen is perfectly reasonable, right?

After all, Yun Tianhe has an extraordinary background. After the first three months of scrambling, this brat learned to talk and walk, and then made progress to climb up and down, touch bird eggs and dig out rabbit holes. Qingluan Peak is such a big place, Lao Tzu You have to spend at least half of your day looking for this unlucky kid!

Tired or not, this unlucky child is not even a little old, what if he is taken away by wild beasts?What if you fall off a cliff?What should I do if I get hurt?

In the end, I wrapped him in a small quilt and tied it with a rope every day before going to bed, otherwise he would sleep in some strange place the next day.

It’s just that after I taught him swordsmanship when he was a little older, this method was useless. This kid is worthy of the bloodline of beasts and beasts. I just taught him swordsmanship during the day, and at night he can learn by analogy and apply the knack of exerting force to the world. Every part of his body, no matter how I tied the rope, he could break free.

I can't really hurt him too tight can I?

Then this dead boy's progress is getting bigger and bigger, I think I am also ranked No.Unexpectedly, when I woke up one day, I saw mud paw prints all over my face!And the brat was sleeping on my chest drooling.

No wonder when I dreamed about killing Zhao Yizhu, the mountain road collapsed and I was crushed by the stone gate...

Sometimes I wonder, did I, Yun Tianqing, owe this brat money in my previous life?Treat me like this all my life?

But the older the brat got, the more melancholy I became.

This bastard's demeanor, innocent expression, weird thinking, innocent words, his ability to get into trouble when he looks cute...why do they all look so familiar?

Why is this brat Yun Tianhe not only looks like me, but his personality is almost a copy of his senior sister?I, Yun Tianqing, have such a handsome, unrestrained and incomparably handsome face, which this brat uses to make all kinds of wronged and innocent expressions... Really...

I feel that I am very vicissitudes.

Five-year-old Tianhe is already very smart, I don't need to teach him anything, I cleaned up the Shichenxi Cave, intending to kill myself and bury it with my senior sister.

Later, by chance, Yun Tianhe asked me, why do little white things often appear on my mother recently?

white stuff...

I broke open the door and broke into the room where the senior sister's coffin was placed. I lay down on the transparent ice crystal coffin and looked in. A tiny, trembling white firework just flashed away on her chest. .

I pushed open the coffin lid like crazy, picked up my senior sister's body, tore off her clothes and looked over.

Her body is perfect and smooth, without any scars.

Her wounds are healed!Her wounds are healed!

Senior sister, you will wake up, right?

You just fell asleep, really just fell asleep, right?

As long as I continue to wait, you will wake up one day, right?

I just hugged her like that, crying and laughing, the surging and exciting surprise made me unable to help myself.

What a coincidence, I was planning to kill myself, I was planning to give up... Sister, but you have recovered.

I kissed her desperately, howling loudly.

I will wait, I will wait forever, I will find a way to bring you back to life, Senior Sister...

Lan'er...

When I finally calmed down, arranged my senior sister carefully and solemnly, put them in the coffin, closed the coffin lid and turned around, I saw Yun Tianhe looking at me hesitantly, and asked worriedly: "Dad ...You, are you okay?"

"No, I'm fine." I said, calming my mind, and said, "Tianhe, come here, Dad has something to tell you, you have to remember every word firmly."

"It's... Dad." Yun Tianhe scratched his head and answered naively.

"I'm going to take your mother out of here soon. You have to remember, the swordsmanship that father taught you, you can practice until it is good enough to protect yourself. How can my son, Yun Tianqing, be bullied? Your mother has been in a deep sleep , because she was seriously injured. Now that she is finally recovering, Dad is going to take her away to find a way to make her recover faster. After Dad leaves, he will arrange two fakes in Shichenxi Cave Tomb, if someone goes up the mountain to look for me and your mother, just say they are dead."

"..."

"I will set up a formation mechanism in Shichenxi Cave, so that no one will break in to see if it is true or false. If this fake tomb is destroyed, brat, come back and wait for me to show you!"

"……what?"

"Ah what? If you want to be filial, you can set up a memorial tablet, and sooner or later three incense sticks will be enough... Brat, where are you looking? Do you remember all these words?"

"Father, baby, baby, remember..." Yun Tianhe looked blank, but he still complied.

I sighed softly, walked up to him, and stroked his messy short hair. My heart was very relieved, but also very complicated: "Good boy..."

I took care of everything very quickly. One day late at night, when Yun Tianhe was still asleep, I carried the coffin with my senior sister on my back, took one last look at Qingluan Peak, and left with a sword in the distance.

I heard that there is Huai Yao in Nvluoyan, and it is said that Huai Yao knows the way to the demon world, and the demon world is so magical, there must be a way to save the senior sister, right?Anyway, I have no hope in the God Realm. Now I can only go to the Demon Realm to seek help and find a way to revive my senior sister.

If there is no other way, I will work hard to become an immortal, and then I will ask the Emperor of Heaven...

Senior sister, I will never let go of your hand this time. If you can survive, I will definitely... definitely... protect you well.

Forever and ever, never let go.

I felt the cold and heavy coffin on my back, and in my chest, my heart was beating like a drum, as if responding to the silent oath in my mind.