[Comprehensive] God's joke

My real name was originally Prince Changqin, and I was the God of Qin in ancient times. I like playing music in the boundless beauty of Yaoshan Mountain most.At that time, I once had a good friend, an ambitious water lily named Qianyu.Although he is a water scorpion, he has always firmly believed that one day he will be able to cultivate Yinglong who can penetrate the heavens and the earth.

He and I once agreed that if one day he cultivates Yinglong, he will let me sit by his dragon horn and travel the world together.

Later, Fuxi, the emperor of heaven, was dissatisfied with all kinds of things in the world, and led the gods to ascend to the heaven, and turned those who followed others into immortal bodies, and established the heavenly palace.After everything was done, it was already 300 days later. However, one day in the sky and one year in the earth, when I went down to the world to look for Xiao Mou, I suddenly realized that [-] years had passed, and there was no trace of him in the world.

Soon, there was a black dragon doing evil in the world. When I was sent by the emperor of heaven to subdue the demon, I found out that the black dragon was Qianyu.

Although Qianyu is my friend, the lives he killed are too numerous to write down. I begged my father Zhurong for him, and my uncle Gonggong insisted on killing Qianyu first when he saw me like this. The harp broke and collapsed, the sky collapsed and the earth shattered, the sea water poured back, endless cruelty and no sanity, fierce beasts that feed on living souls appeared...the whole world was a scene of endless hell.

Such a change in the world shocked the heavens. Fuxi led the gods to make up for the disaster. Xuanwu offered his four legs to support the world. Shennong, the three ancient gods, fell from the sky. The gods struggled with the fierce beasts.After a long time, the disaster was finally calmed down, countless immortals and gods fell, the human world was devastated, and there was only one soul among all beings, and it took a long time to recover.

In this catastrophe, there are countless people who have lost their souls. Even I did my best in the disaster, but it is difficult to offset the sins. I don't know how heavy the punishment will be under the wrath of heaven.

Fuxi and Nuwa missed the old love of Shennong, but let me and my father and uncle lightly let go. My father and uncle were thrown into the East China Sea and returned to the ruins for a thousand years. Reincarnation, few relatives and love, not a good end.

When I was reincarnated, I erased all my memories, no matter how painful it was, I didn’t know anything about it. I truly appreciate Fuxi and Nuwa’s kindness.

And Qianyu was accepted as a mount for a female demon.

I passed through Yaoshan on the way to reincarnate, and I couldn't go nostalgic. I was separated by the Longyuan tribe and the four souls were cast into fierce swords and burned into silence.

How can I reincarnate without a soul?In desperation, I had no choice but to put myself into the fetus in the womb of Jiaoli's wife, and was born with the method of crossing the soul. I waited for the opportunity to take out the four souls of the soul from the Fenji sword and fuse them.

But until Nu Wa felt that Fen Ji was too fierce and took away the seal, I didn't find a chance.

Fen Ji didn't know where to go, I felt grief and indignation, I jumped into the sword furnace and died.

From then on, my remnant soul used the method of crossing the soul to linger in the world, and never gave up looking for the trace of Fen Ji.

The pain of crossing the soul is tens of thousands of times better than a thousand swords, and it can only be used as a living person to devour the soul of life and use it to support my remnant soul to survive. Every moment is extremely dangerous.However, the body and soul do not match, even if the soul successfully occupies this body, it will still have to go through boundless purgatory, enduring the pain all over the body, before it can crawl, it can only lie down, no one is by its side, it will starve to death, and it can only crawl before it can walk... …If you stand still for a moment, you will never be able to stand up again.

However, even if it is so painful, there are many accidents when crossing the soul, old people and children, men and women, birds and beasts... I have done them all.

When Du Hun first became an adult, I was curious about the feelings in the world and treated each other with sincerity, but I didn't want to deceive them anymore, so I just told the truth.

At that time, my parents in the physical body changed their complexion greatly, trembling like a sieve, imprisoned me, tortured me with punishment day and night, called me a monster, and asked me to return their son.After learning that I could not return it, they strangled me to death...

After that, every time I cross my soul, if I tell the truth, I will be treated like this. Even if there are occasional accidents, it will gradually change with the passage of time.

Unfathomable, but that's all.

Heh...it's just that I get such good treatment, how can I not...do my best~return~repay~?Since you love the Lord of this body so much, let's go to the reunion.

Over time, my heart died, and every time the period of crossing the soul passed, I would leave alone, or travel around the world, looking for news of burning silence, or live in isolation, living alone to death.

When I was crossing my soul, every time I would forget some things, I found a cave and engraved my things on it bit by bit, but I also found that the indifferent and elegant fairy in the past was a thing of the past after all, and now I left It's just a distorted, almost crazy remnant soul.

All kinds of things here are hard to describe...

This time I crossed the soul, another accident happened. I wanted to cross the soul on the body of that child, but unexpectedly the soul took the wrong person. When I saw it before my eyes, I realized that I was already in the air, and the soul crossed. On a monk who was seriously injured and his soul was withered.

Things have come to this, I can only devour his soul for the time being.Most of the monks have fasted enough to go without food or drink for many days, so I am not worried that I will starve to death.

However, when I fell from the sky and fell to the ground, I realized that my thinking was too naive, and I actually landed in the very center of a piece of quicksand.

Hahahaha, before the pain of crossing the soul is over, am I going to be swallowed by this piece of quicksand again?God, do you treat my prince Changqin like this?

My heart and lungs are filled with strong unwillingness, but I can only helplessly, watching myself being swallowed up by quicksand...

Suddenly, a brisk singing voice came, with a voice like the sounds of nature, but the rhythm was ridiculously childish. When I half opened my eyes, I saw a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl bouncing forward in the desert.

She was wearing old linen clothes, but they were washed very clean. Her waist-length black hair was tied into a ponytail, revealing a smooth forehead. She smiled happily, and that smile was extremely clean, brighter than the sun.

Then she saw me, the smile on her face disappeared for a moment, and her expression was very shocked. In that moment, I saw what she looked like. This is a very beautiful little girl.

But it has nothing to do with me.

As I thought about it, I saw that she immediately planted the wooden stick in her hand on the rare boulder in the desert around her, and took off the old but well-washed coat, revealing the patched inner lining.

She tore the coat into strips, tied it to a wooden stick, tied the other end around her waist, and rushed into the quicksand, rushing towards me desperately.

... Is this body of yours?

I thought, watching her getting closer and closer, and watching her sink in the quicksand faster and deeper than me.

"Don't worry, it'll be all right soon...can you hold out your hand?" she yelled at me.

Does she...don't know me?

Then why are you so desperate to save me?

I didn't understand, just looked at her quietly like that.

She grabbed me, and while dragging me away from the quicksand, she did not forget to comfort me.The feeling of moving in the gravel made my already aching body even more unbearable. I couldn't help but close my eyes and endure quietly. Her anxious shouting suddenly rang in my ears, but I ignored it.

After all, the rope torn from the clothes couldn't bear the weight of the two of them, and it began to break with a piercing sound. I suddenly opened my eyes, unwilling and angry, making me sneer in my heart.

It turns out that even if I was rescued, I couldn't escape the end of death?

Oh, little girl, you've done your best, it's time to abandon me, right?

If she lets go, I understand very well.She tried her best to save me, so I will accept it. At this moment, it is nothing more than God's will.

It's just that I didn't expect that she threw me out, and she herself disappeared into the quicksand...

You're just a stranger, why did you risk your life to save me?What are you for?No interests, no friendship, we have never met before... You, you just saved me like this?

It was indeed the first time for me to see such a person, I didn't know how to react, I just lay on the ground and stared blankly at the piece of quicksand.

You... died after saving me like this?

I suddenly didn't want to see this man die like this.

Maybe God really heard my voice this time, a gust of earth rushed out of the quicksand, a screaming female voice came from near to far, and from far to near, I saw her claws and claws in the air, struggling I adjusted my falling posture, and then landed on my feet first, lying in front of me.

There was a little joy in my heart, because she didn't die.

She was ragged, unkempt, and her beautiful little face was full of sand. She stood up slowly with her teeth grinning, one leg was bent strangely, obviously broken, but she didn't care much, she jumped over to see how I was doing.

Maybe I could get in touch with her more.

Her leg fell from there, and she dragged me, an immobile person, back to the town. Healed, but she comforted me and said that a perfect woman like her is envied by heaven, and such a lameness can also be said to be incomplete beauty.

...Although I know that she is indeed beautiful, I still have an indescribable strange feeling in my heart.

She sent me to the guest room, she was also injured, but she took care of me first.Her attitude was not flattering, but a very natural one. I saw her not coming for a long time the next day, thinking that she was doing her best for a stranger after all. However, after the afternoon, she was sweating. He rushed in with a cane, holding a few thick volumes of story books in his hand.

She was afraid that I would be bored alone, so she found a story book to relieve my boredom.

And later, I accidentally heard from the waiter in the inn that the innkeeper was resting that day. She saw that the other party had a short story book and intended to buy it back but had no money, so she asked the other party to make a condition, and she would do it.

Seeing that she was lame and silly, the other party thought of teasing her, telling her to chop all the firewood in the backyard before giving her the script.How does a cripple chop wood?It was an obvious embarrassment, but she did it.

I don't think she doesn't know that the other party is embarrassing her, she just doesn't take it to heart.

She intends to worship Qionghua, I have to admit, at that moment I really thought in my heart, is it because she saved me and treated me like this because my body is Qionghua's disciple?But after that, her answer made me feel that it was indeed a bit too much for me to think about her like this.

Forget it, it's rare to see such a pure-hearted person in the world, if not, just stay in the Qionghua Sect and see when... Will she change?Ah……

Three years passed in a flash, but the only changes in her seemed to be that she grew taller and more beautiful, and her temperament was still the same as when she first met. It was only three years of getting along, compared to that one month, she was more beautiful. Made me understand her a little better.

For example, she likes wine.

Heh, she thinks that the wine she buried is unknown, but she didn't know that I buried spirit jade in the area where she buried the wine, which greatly increased the spiritual energy in the soil and made her wine more fragrant?

For another example, her memory is not good.

There are too many examples of this, but what I remember the most is the time she told me that she would give me a gift. When I went to find her, I found that she was sleeping soundly in the shade of drunken flowers, and she had completely forgotten about it. over this matter.

Afterwards, she brought the gift, which was a sword, a sword that was no less than a divine weapon.

I used to be Duhun as the son of Jiaoli, and Jiaoli was the swordsmith master of the Longyuan tribe, so I naturally know all kinds of swordcasting methods clearly.The cruelty of this sword casting method is not inferior to the method of casting human souls into sword spirits, and the pain in this is that when the sword is not completed within seventy-seven forty-nine days, the swordsmith will definitely be tortured for a long time. Surrounded by the burning pain of cutting flesh, even sleeping will not relieve it in the slightest.

It is only possible to forge such a sword without any resentment in this pain.

I wanted to ask her why she gave me such a sword, but I just took the sword and named it... Changhong.

To me, Qing is like a rainbow shining across the sky, I hope... will last forever.

I once inquired about her life experience, and she told me very seriously that she is actually "the only tyrannical goblin that exists in heaven and earth, the most perfect, powerful, gentle, kind, cutest and lovable goblin".

At that time, I thought she was talking nonsense, and she didn't have any evil spirit in her body, so how could she be a monster?It wasn't until later that I realized that what she said was actually true.

I thought I was completely disappointed in others, but she came into my heart little by little, and washed away the dark corners of my heart. Every time I see her, I will be grateful to the old man God's surprise.

If I didn't become this Qionghua sect monk in a muddle-headed way that time, I'm afraid I would never have met her no matter what?

But I never thought of telling her my true identity, my past.

After all, she is a kind person, and she is also a disciple of the Qionghua Sect. If she sees a remnant soul like me who relies on other people's body to survive, even if she doesn't eliminate her, she will treat her coldly, right?I really don't want to face her like that...

He would rather just be like this and face her as Xuan Zhen all the time.