[Comprehensive] God's joke

Kong Lan didn't sleep in the middle of the night, standing under the moonlight like a big boss behind the scenes with a sinister and strange smile, which directly woke up Yun Tianqing - in fact, this guy was drunk and slept too much during the day, so he couldn't fall asleep at first, but just lay in bed Just close your eyes and meditate there.

"Kong Lan, why don't you take a break? You're smiling very strangely." Yun Tianqing yawned and asked.

Kong Lan turned her head, with a pure and bright warm smile, clear and clean, making others feel happy anytime and anywhere, how could she see the cruelty just now?She said: "Ah, it's been a year, and I will be able to return to the sect soon~! I really miss my big brother and big sister..."

Looking at her happy smile, Yun Tianqing inexplicably felt sad in his heart, and even the smile became unconcealable and forced: "Ah... yes, time is really fast!" He had already forgotten that even if this monster girl There is also a place in the human world to return to.

Fang Xiao's voice suddenly sounded: "Where is Qionghua?"

Kong Lan turned around in surprise: "Ah? Ah, it's in Kunlun Mountains, in the desert."

"Speaking of which, cultivating immortals should be quite interesting, right? You can fly in the sky or something." Yun Tianqing folded her arms and rubbed her chin thoughtfully.

Kong Lan thought for a while and said: "Well, the people of Qionghua faction are all good-looking, and their clothes are also good-looking, let's take care of the food."

"...What kind of introduction method is this! Don't forget that you still have a mission, kid!" Fang Xiao couldn't get into Qionghua's immortal fourth boss! !Yun Tianqing couldn't be the protagonist of Qionghua!The concepts of these two have been reversed by you so badly that even the protagonist will be thrown into the clouds!The story of Xiansi will be blown away by your big wings! !

After a year, I found that Kong Lan didn't have the intention to seduce these two important characters, Shang Qionghua's system.

"I want to go to Qionghua to learn art from a teacher." Fang Xiao said in a deep voice.

"... Ga?!" The system's roar came to an abrupt end.

Kong Lan is not like the system who thinks that Fang Xiao accepts other races besides humans so easily, and will be influenced by her to give up the great ideal of cultivating immortals and killing demons.Fang Xiao accepts her so quickly now, probably because he thinks she has the blood of God.

Putting aside the subjective impressions in the game, Kong Lan spent a year with the boy Fang Xiao at this time, and felt that he knew him well. It is true that the boy Fang Xiao did not have the experience of being entangled with the boss Xuan Xiao in the invincible mode in the future, and he is more mature than others Some people are just a lonely, aloof, high-minded and proud young man.

And that Xiao Boss went up to the mountain to learn art from a teacher, worshiped the master, and then the master asked him to practice the double swords, and he listened to Feisheng, but the little partner who practiced together halfway couldn't bear it, and abducted his wife and ran away. He was so angry that he got out of control and injured the disciple who delivered the meal, and then he was made into frozen meat and placed in a forbidden area alone and cold for 19 years. He couldn't solve the problem of eating, drinking, lassing, washing and washing, and he only had pajamas to wear. Thinking back to the past and thinking about life and philosophy... If I had to change to a demon, I guess at that time Qionghua was slaughtered and slapped his ass and went to the demon world.

Often staying at home and only chatting online can easily lead to distorted personality or something, not to mention Boss Xiao didn’t have a computer at that time and couldn’t chat on it. When Yiguan came out in 19 years, he was already brain-dead and there was no rule of law. This series of things is caused by external factors. Involuntarily, he forced a good young man into a second-year middle school uncle with a poor brain.

But no matter which Xuan Xiao it is, there are always some things that will not change, such as self-centeredness and constant pursuit of higher desires.

The appearance of Kong Lan has given Fang Xiao a reminder from the very beginning that the strong in this world are not only warriors, but also immortal cultivators, and even gods, demons, ghosts, etc., and what Kong Lan can do is only It is to let him understand first that there are good and bad monsters, and I hope he can understand that there are some things in this world that cannot be given up.

In fact, she had already expected that on the day she was going to return to the sect, Fang Xiao would definitely learn from the Qionghua sect.Even if she refused, Fang Xiao would go to another sect.

Kong Lan sees everything in the world very clearly, and hopes that she can influence others to go in a better and brighter direction, but she does not think that she can save everyone with a heart of the Virgin, and she respects the wishes of others , and never object in action.

Of course, Kong Lan would not explain these things to the system.

Kong Lan folded her hands together and placed her face delicately, blinking her eyes happily: "Ah, yes! Brother Qing and Brother Xiao, you two look so good-looking, it's a loss if you don't cultivate immortality!"

Fang Xiao: "..." He felt that even after a year, sometimes he still couldn't understand the thinking of the girl in front of him.

"Why?" Yun Tianqing asked curiously.

"Cultivating immortals can live forever, and after successful cultivation, you can stay young forever! You are so beautiful, it would be a pity to have wrinkles!" Kong Lan said excitedly: "Although there are many beauties in Qionghua School, I think Brother Xiao will definitely become the flower of Qionghua, the treasure of the town faction! Hmm!"

Fang Xiao: "..."

Yun Tianqing: "Hahaha...uh, cough..." Fang Xiao stabbed him desperately with knife-like eyes.

Kong Lan was puzzled: "Brother Qing, are you cold? Why are you shaking all over? Your face is so red!" Pretending to be pure can not only show cuteness, but also make people angry. Five fingers, the two who held back their laughter just like Guan Erye were very satisfied.

Yun Tianqing coughed twice, tried hard to control his contorted and convulsed face from laughing, and said seriously: "Well, it's a bit cold." Well, I won't laugh anymore!Don't let the air conditioner down!

Fang Xiao said with a dark face: "It's late at night and the dew is heavy, it's better to rest as soon as possible." After speaking, he gave Yun Tianqing another cold look, and flung his sleeves into the cave.

Yun Tianqing shrugged his shoulders and sighed with emotion: "Oh, Bingshan's face is really sympathetic to jade... He can shake his eyes at his good brother who has been with him day and night for a year, but he doesn't say a word of seriousness to Lan'er, alas~! This is Discriminatory treatment~!"

Kong Lan listened to his teasing words full of smiles, and looked at him inexplicably: "Have you eaten dirty things?" Otherwise, why call her Lan'er?What a chill!Kong Lan couldn't help rubbing the goosebumps on her arms.

The smile on the corner of Yun Tianqing's mouth froze, and he could not help his forehead and sighed: "Forget it...Kong Lan, go to sleep, we will leave together tomorrow and send you back to Qionghua." Like... Cough, my younger sister is cultivating immortals on the mountain, so why not leave him wandering alone in the rivers and lakes?

Kong Lan looked at the sky and thought for a while, and felt that it would be better not to say that she could go back in a few minutes by flying Yujian, so she smiled: "Okay~! But Qionghua sent you to go up by yourself, I can only go up. Sending you to Boxian Town will separate you."

Yun Tianqing nodded, smiled and stroked the top of her hair.

Boxian Town was not far away when Konglan Yujian took the two of them away.

This is the first time that Kong Lan took two people to fly in the air. Yun Tianqing kept exclaiming and was extremely excited along the way, while Fang Xiao's fair and handsome face was slightly flushed, and his eyes were also quite excited, but he was not like Yun Tianqing. Express it like that.

Falling outside Boxian Town, Kong Lan looked back at the two of them and said: "Brother Qing, Brother Xiao, Boxian Town is ahead, you'd better get some supplies before going up the mountain, it took me a whole day to get there On the top of the mountain, I don’t have dinner until the next day... Sigh, it’s not difficult to worship Qionghua, but it’s just that I’m not very happy when I’m hungry.”

"That's it! Then thank you Kong Lan for reminding me." Yun Tianqing said with a smile.

"I'll return to the sect first, I wish you all to worship the sect quickly!"

"Yeah!" Fang Xiao nodded in response.

"Don't worry, I won't keep you waiting." Yun Tianqing waved his paw.

"Goodbye." Kong Lan Yujian flew up the mountain.

After watching for a while, Yun Tianqing turned around and patted Fang Xiao on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, let's go up the mountain after getting ready!"

Fang Xiao glanced at him indifferently, turned around and entered the town.

"...This guy, alas!" Yun Tianqing folded his arms and shook his head lightly, followed with a low laugh.

Yujian was not allowed in the Qionghua faction, Kong Lan stopped at the door to report to the disciples guarding the gate, and then happily ran to report to Taiqing.

Inside the Qionghua Hall, Taiqing was listening to Xuanzhen Suyao's report on the progress of Qionghua's disciples' cultivation, and answering the questions that other disciples he accepted would not understand in their cultivation. Several other elders were also present to listen with.From a distance, I heard an excited and happy voice rushing in from outside the hall, shouting all the way: "Master, Uncle, Brother, and Sister! I'm back—!"

For a moment, several people in the hall couldn't help but suddenly looked out of the hall. Taiqing, who was always serious and rigid, trembled slightly, and couldn't help but wanted to take half a step forward, but he restrained his excitement very well.And the two elders of Qingyang Sect Lian touched their beards with a smile, Chongguang snorted softly, and muttered, "I'll come back when I come back, what's the name of the ghost", but they still couldn't hide the smile in their eyes.

A fast-running but swaying figure quickly ran in from the door, and rushed into Taiqing's arms like a gust of wind, shouting and jumping: "Master, Master! I'm back! I miss you so much! "

At this moment, Taiqing's majestic face finally couldn't help showing an imperceptible smile, gently patted the girl in his arms on the head, and said in a deep voice: "Welcome back... Sulan..."

Kong Lan excitedly jumped out of Taiqing's arms, hugged Zonglian Qingyang again, and was blocked when she rushed towards Elder Chongguang, Chongguang's youthful face contained a faintly feigned anger , Said: "How decent is it to act so erratically!"

Kong Lan smirked twice, threw herself forward and gave Elder Chongguang a hug, and said happily, "Elder Chongguang, I'm finally home! I'm so happy~!"

Chong Guang blushed, pretending to be majestic and said: "Since that's the case, you can calm down now."

After Kong Lan finished her fun, she jumped between Xuan Zhen Suyao, coughed twice with a smile, and saluted with a serious face: "Report to Master, disciple Kong Lan has returned from a trial, come and report to the head master!"

Taiqing nodded, and said: "I know the teacher, what can I gain from going out this time?"

Kong Lan swung her shoulders and threw a bundle that hadn't been thrown back into Xuan Zhen's arms, and the gentle and gentle young man who had been smiling lightly staggered suddenly, almost spitting out blood, and couldn't help but shook his head slightly with a wry smile and sighed: "Oh, Kong Junior Sister Lan..." Why does she always like to give people things by smashing them?

"Ah, big brother, I'm sorry, I'm a little too excited!" Kong Lan looked at him apologetically, Xuan Zhen sighed again and said it's okay, then she continued to stretch out her right hand excitedly, and said cheerfully: "Master, look!"

On her palm, a small ball of flame suddenly appeared, only the size of a broad bean, beating lightly, it was a pure blue spiritual fire guided by spiritual power.

Taiqing frowned slightly, but didn't say anything, but watched patiently.

The spiritual power circulated in the flames, and the vortex caused by the small air rotation appeared and disappeared around Kong Lan's palm. It was obviously a very small vortex, but it gradually caused the wind to rise in the hall, and at a speed that others could not imagine, The strength of this wind was so strong that it could almost suck people away, and the little flame gradually changed from pure blue to lighter and more transparent, until finally only a faint phantom could be seen floating there.

Everyone's expressions changed slightly, and they couldn't believe that such a small flame, just burning, could have such power.

"Master, this is my harvest, look! If the spiritual power is input in a certain way, then the power of the spiritual fire will become extremely powerful!" Kong Lan suddenly raised his head and said with a smile, then shook his hand: "Let me demonstrate !"

Everyone could feel the power coming from the cluster of small flames, nodded solemnly, and unanimously put down protection on their bodies, Xuan Zhen Suyao and Suyao quickly left - their cultivation base was still too low, so far away. close to possible injury.

After everyone got ready, the flame in Kong Lan's hand exploded suddenly. At that moment, even though Taiqing and all the elders were ready, even though Xuanzhen Suyao and Suyao were standing far away, the dangerous feeling of palpitations was still there. Not half a point.

The sharp whistling sound was scattered wildly with the unimaginable high temperature, and the vortex circling around the flame stopped instantly, but it caused a violent explosion, and terrible black seams cracked silently, floating in the air. In the main hall, Kong Lan consciously disappeared before the crack appeared, so as not to hurt the masters, elders, brothers and sisters and everything in the hall.

The explosion of the flame was instant, and the danger was also instant, but the shields of Taiqing and several elders were broken in this instant, and they looked at Kong Lan complicatedly, unable to speak at all.Kong Lan didn't seem to see the shocking gazes of the crowd at all, she just said happily: "Master, how about it, I'm very good!" How could it not be good?Suzaku is the supreme fire-controlling beast!

Taiqing looked at Kong Lan seriously, and asked in a deep voice: "Kong Lan, did you study this method yourself, or was someone teaching you?"

Kong Lan scratched her head and said with a laugh: "One time when I was outside, my two companions and I had no money, and there was no fire pocket. If you compress and supply the spiritual fire, will it become stronger? Then you saw it, Master! I call it Explosive Spirit Fire."

Taiqing and the others can only see the whirlwind caused by the flame burning, and the powerful impact force when the flame explodes, but Kong Lan didn't show them the real effect of the flame at all—mainly if the real power of the flame is revealed. , Qionghua becomes history.

Taiqing said in a deep voice: "Kong Lan, this method is powerful, it must be damaged, you must remember to be careful when using it in the future! You have broken through to the eighth level in this trial, and you have also developed such a powerful attack method. I am very gratified for the teacher. You should be tired now, and go down with Xuan Zhen Suyao first."

"Okay, see you again, master~!" Kong Lan ran up to Xuan Zhen, took the bag over and put it on his shoulder, and said, "Senior Brother and Sister, let's go!"

"Yes, Master." Xuan Zhen saluted Taiqing first, then looked at Kong Lan with a gentle smile: "Junior Sister, let's go."