[Comprehensive] God's joke

After playing around, Kong Lan went to the door and turned the lock, and suddenly fell silent with a sad expression.

"What's the matter, Bai Yu, open the door!" Naruto looked at her blankly.

"Naruto... have you brought the key?" Kong Lan looked back at him sadly.

"No……"

The two bastards stared at the door together with expressions of bitterness and hatred, and Minato Namikaze was once again overjoyed by the two of them.

"Ah...Arnuo...you can...you can climb in through the window..." A small voice came timidly from behind the two of them, and when they looked back, the girl's face turned red like she was very familiar. Shrimp immediately lowered his head and said nervously: "No...I...I'll just talk... nothing... nothing, nothing..."

Kong Lan laughed and patted her on the shoulder, and praised: "What nonsense! You are so smart! Naruto and I didn't think of it at all!"

The little girl trembled, her head lowered, her hands were pinched together and she kept twisting her fingers, and said: "Ah, A Nuo... yes, yes... can help you... Enough……"

Kong Lan looked at the window and said to the two of them, "Wait for me, I'll open the door for you right away." With a light leap, she jumped in from the window on the second floor.

But after a while, there was a light click, and the door opened, and Kong Lan said with a bright smile: "Okay, please come in!"

There was a momentary emotion on the little girl's face, but she soon became cowardly again, and said softly, "That, that... I... I won't hit..."

"Look at the wounds on your body! Naruto, stop crawling around there, sit down quickly! Your head is still bleeding!" Kong Lan didn't listen to her involuntary refusal, and dragged her into the room. In the room, while kicking Naruto who was about to get the wound medicine when he entered the room, he continued: "I will give you medicine."

After finishing the ointment for the two children, Naruto grinned and touched the gauze on his head lightly, while casually saying: "Hey~! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, he's Uzumaki Shiraha, what's your name? How could you be bullied by those people?"

"I... My name is Hinata... Hinata... Arnold... Maybe, maybe... I did something... Let them, they are unhappy..." Hinata shyly grabbed the little clothes, and also Fortunately, the clothes on her body are thicker, and those children seem to be trying to drive her over instead of killing her, so the injuries are mostly on the arms, just roll up the sleeves and dry the ointment slowly .

Just that alone made Hinata almost faint from embarrassment.

Seeing her like this, Kong Lan suddenly felt uneasy, patted the table and said with a smile: "Hinata Hinata, don't you know that you should look directly at others when you speak?"

Hinata's small body trembled, her head lowered even more, and she muttered, "I...I'm sorry..."

"Naruto, hold her down for me! I want to see if she is too ugly or if she thinks we are too ugly, and she is unwilling to look up!" Kong Lan slapped her hands and ordered Naruto arrogantly .

"Hi! Uh... Bai Yu, what do you want to do?" Naruto obediently pressed Hinata's shoulder and asked very puzzled.

"Eh? Eh... Please, please let me go..." Hinata struggled, but Naruto, who was often trained, was far behind the weak three-year-old in strength, so Hinata was unceremoniously suppressed up.

Kong Lan stretched out her hand to pick up Hinata's chin, forcing her to raise her head, and saw the bun-faced girl's eyes as white as jade had sparkled, and she looked at herself with aggrieved eyes.

"You don't look ugly, why do you always keep your head down?" Kong Lan couldn't understand it. The long face is for others to see. If you always keep your head down, you can pick up money, right?

Naruto felt that the strength of Hinata's struggle disappeared in an instant, let go of his hand and walked to the other side to look at it, looked at it carefully and said: "Well, Bai Yu said well, you look really cute! Hahahaha, say When I woke up, I could only see the top of your head..."

chi chi chi-

Hinata's face was so red that it was smoking, and her eyes rolled around, not daring to fall on the faces of the two people in front of her.

"Please, please don't... like this..."

Kong Lan let go of her hand, watching Hinata quickly transform back into an ostrich, she frowned.Hinata Hinata's heart is really too weak... However, she is not her own child, Kong Lan has reminded her just now, since she doesn't want to change, so forget it.

Sure enough, Naruto looked good!

Kong Lan thought happily.

Sending off Hinata, Konglan prepared dinner, and Naruto buried himself in the basin and struggled with the dirty clothes. After washing and wringing them out, he hung them on the balcony, and then sat on the messy second floor full of sundries. Start running in the hallway.

From the normal child's speed at the beginning, to a gust of wind afterward, Naruto's speed has progressed to an astonishing level at his age.

When Kong Lan called him downstairs to eat, Xiao Naruto suddenly stopped, his whole body was already drenched in sweat.

Others will only think that this pile of debris is because the two children don't know how to clean up the house, but in fact, this is a place specially set up by Kong Lan to train Naruto.If he wants to run here, every inch of his body must be precisely controlled, from strength to angle.

Kong Lan didn't know how to cultivate Chakra, so she just arranged such a place according to her living environment when she was young.Everything here maintains a subtle balance, and there will be subtle differences every day. If you want to run fast without collapsing this place, you can only rely on your intuition.

Naruto Uzumaki is an undoubted genius. Even when he is ignorant and doesn't understand the use of training, he still actively completes the training every day.Perhaps it was precisely because of his talent and hard work in the later stage that he grew to a terrifying level in just a dozen years, leaving all the older generation of ninjas behind and becoming the hope of the ninja world.

Naruto took a shower exhaustedly, and when he came out again, he looked energetic again.

After getting dressed and going downstairs, the food was just drying to the point where it wouldn't burn the mouth. The two children rubbed their hands together and yelled at the same time: "I'm starting!"

……

In the middle of the night, Naruto was already sound asleep, but Kong Lan opened his eyes at this moment.

She quietly got up from the bed, turned around, and pointed to the bed next to Naruto. In an instant, a figure similar to her appeared on the bed, which looked exactly like herself.

At the same time, two snow-white wings protruded from Kong Lan's back, and her ears became fox ears, but only one tail was exposed, and she carried this tail on her shoulders like Sesshomaru.White hair, golden-red eyes, and the feather fox suit had automatically returned to Qionghua School's school costume when she transformed.

This is not because she has become weaker now, but after her bloodline evolved before, she does not have to reveal all her tails when she uses her innate skills. Now the strength of one of her tails is about the same as the previous nine.

Kong Lan spread her wings, and flew out of the window without a sound, straight to the sky, but left Konoha after a while.Namikaze Minato watched her movements, his eyes flickered slightly, and immediately floated up, following her to see what she was doing.

In fact, Kong Lan just wanted to find the God of Reaper who hadn't finished eating at the beginning, and try to see if he could wake up the system.And when she said that she gave Kyuubi his other half of his power, she didn't just boast about it. Kyuubi's negative power didn't fall on Sidai because of her troubles, nor was it sucked away by the god of death. Today she also took Kyuubi's hit With the Chakra of the Nine Tails, she can find the other half of the female power with this power.

The guidance in the dark led her in the direction, Kong Lan looked at the direction she was flying to, and faintly felt that something was wrong...

This direction has already left the Kingdom of Fire, right?What is going on with the power of Nine Tails, it has run so far!

Villages and cities are flashing under your feet, the moon is within reach above your head, and the quiet white clouds are wandering around, free and unrestrained, the night wind blows in, the world is peaceful, such a feeling of flying makes Kong Lan deeply intoxicated up.

It's just that the dissipated resentment of the soul suddenly came from below, disturbing her rare artistic mood.

Kong Lan glanced down, the smell of charred corpses floating straight into the air in the flames, and the densely packed dots she saw made her suddenly realize that she flapped her wings slightly, and flew down.

Namikaze Minato followed closely behind her.

This is a gathering place of a group of people, everyone exudes a bloodthirsty and brutal atmosphere that Kong Lan is very familiar with, but also loathes, surrounding the burning corpse, or chopping off the hands and feet. Being abused, sticking to the people who had just died, everyone was smiling excitedly.

Kong Lan's pupils shrank slightly, and a bloody dark red color suddenly flashed in his eyes.

These people... She suddenly wanted to kill them all.

But it's just thinking about it, she wants to be a good person now, no matter how annoying she is, she will not kill, and the world of Hokage is like this... Maybe she can find some people who can change this situation.

Bloody, killing, brutal, cruel...

These hurts are deeply rooted in her heart, making her crazy because of it, and making her awakened because of it.But that realization was too painful, and she still hoped that every world would be peaceful.

If I remember correctly, looking at the two red dots on the eyebrows of each of these people, they probably belong to the Hui Ye clan who played with bones, right?Would you like to visit Junmaro?If that child is brought back to train Naruto, it will be very effective...

And how sad it is to be used as a tool, she can't understand it all too well.

Since I'm out here, I'll just take Junmaro and Shiro away~!It's a pity that this family doesn't seem to plan to attack Kirigakure like this, otherwise they would even kidnap and sell Orochimaru, how wonderful!As a human trafficker, Orochimaru is very professional. The faint idea in her heart of wanting to make the world peaceful, with the help of Orochimaru, it will definitely go well.

Orochimaru, a famous human trafficker, looks at you with blood on his face...

[That is Mist Ninja?Is the Huiye clan going to overthrow the rule of Wuyin Village? 】Namikaze Minato muttered to himself, looking at Kong Lan: 【Did you come here because you felt that person's death? ] Although Kong Lan can see Namikaze Minato and hear him, but she doesn't want to pay attention to him for the time being.She remembered all the things that made Naruto into Jinjuriki and orphans!She did nothing wrong in fighting for her own children!

Kong Lan dispersed his consciousness, and easily found the dungeon of the Hui Ye clan.It has to be said that people with high military strength may have lower IQs. Although this dungeon is built a bit more secretly, there are no magic formulas around it, and there is no personal guard...

Even if the cage is very strong, if Jun Ma Lu runs away violently, he can cut it off for you, okay?

Kong Lan pinched the lock lightly, and fell silent for a second.

Fuck! ! !This lock is fucking broken! !Jun Ma Lu, has your IQ already become a cloud? !

Kong Lan deeply doubts, if she takes Jun Ma Lu back, will Naruto, who is already stupid, become even more brainless?It's just that the door has already been opened, can she still rewind it?

Ding--!Ding--!Ding--!

"God, if you exist, tell me...why am I here..."

"This dark place... what is the meaning of my existence..."

"Not being needed... living like this day by day... why are you still alive?"

"Can you tell me?"

The sound of the sharp blade hitting the stone wall came out regularly, and the gloomy and depressed child's voice was full of hatred, asking over and over again why he was here.

Kong Lan sighed softly, pushed open the door and walked in: "People live to endure hardships, but happiness will come one day, as long as there is hope, no matter where you are, you will not be defeated... maybe alive It makes you feel meaningless, but only by being alive can you find the meaning and value of your own existence one day!"

After Kong Lan walked in, she suddenly realized why Jun Malu didn't escape by herself even though the door locks were broken.

In the dark space, a thin child could be faintly seen curled up in a corner, holding a bone blade in his hand, which was inserted into the heart of a carved human figure.His hands, feet, neck, and waist were each tied with a chain, which was deeply embedded in the stone wall. An indescribable smell came from the cave, a very dirty smell.

Kong Lan showed a bright smile, and stretched out a small hand to him: "If you really feel that there is no meaning of existence, then leave here with me, and we will find the meaning of existence together, will you?"

Jun Ma Lu stared blankly at the little child, a faint light came out from the open door behind her, as if a piece of gold had crossed her body, the white wings folded behind her, her delicate face was smiling , stretched out his hand to himself.

Is that... God?

Did God really come to save him?

"I... I am willing!" Jun Malu showed an excited expression, and suddenly stood up from the ground, and the iron chains tied to his body made a rattling sound.

Kong Lan stepped forward, held his hand, and smiled: "Then, let's leave now!"

Silently, the two disappeared in place, and the chain hanging in mid-air fell to the ground with a crash, without any trace of damage, as if it had never been locked.