[Comprehensive] God's joke

Sasuke feels that he has lived a very serial life recently.

Suddenly brother Zhishui died, suddenly found that his brother killed him, suddenly was led by his friends to think about a series of conspiracies, suddenly found that his family was slaughtered by his brother, and then found that his brother was planning to do a kaleidoscope When I was alone, I suddenly found that all the clansmen who had been killed had been resurrected, alive and kicking, chasing and slashing at someone who I didn't know was very powerful.

And now my elder brother is shouldering a heavy responsibility, pretending to be a vicious and vicious snake spirit who exterminates the clan and rebels, and goes to seek refuge in a mysterious rebellious organization to steal information for Konoha.

And Sasuke is now distorting a face that seems to be suffering and hatred after the genocide, lying on the hospital bed so boring that he counts sheep for himself.

Well, although Sasuke, as the "orphan" on the surface of the Uchiha clan, shoulders the heavy responsibility of deceiving others, Sasuke is very excited and excited and wants to do this well, but after all, he is a child who is not yet eight years old. , to understand.

dong dong dong.

Hearing the sound of someone knocking on the door, Sasuke quickly twisted his face even more, and closed his eyes tightly to pretend to be dead.

With a soft creak, Sasuke felt a small wind blowing into the room, and then the voice of his only friend Uzumaki Naruto rang out: "Sasuke..."

"Sasuke where are you?"

"Did you hear that, Sasuke?"

Am I not right here?

Sasuke opened his eyes slightly, and watched Naruto standing at the door looking around, his gaze passed over him repeatedly, but he saw other beds without stopping, and muttered after finishing, "Didn't you say that Sasuke is in this ward? No……"

Sasuke sat up slowly with a dark face: "Uzumaki... Naruto? What are you doing there?"

"Sasuke!" Naruto turned his head in surprise, and in the next second he suddenly jumped on him with a terrified face: "Wow! Sasuke, what disease did you have? It's so serious! Why are you disfigured!"

The blue veins on Sasuke's forehead twitched and he wanted to growl, but the long-standing facial paralysis and the sense of responsibility that just received the task yesterday whipped him, so that he still maintained his "genocide pain is unbelievable" (being exterminated by his brother is sad and painful) Unbelievable) expression, looked at Naruto gloomyly: "Who allowed you to come here? Did you come to see my joke? Get up for me!"

"Ah? Did I crush you?" Naruto jumped up and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry Sasuke, I was too anxious!"

Sasuke was so angry that his lips trembled: "Pay attention to the key point! The key point!!"

Is Naruto the kind of person who obediently obeys you?of course not!

"Sasuke, what happened to your face! How did it become like this?" Naruto looked at him suspiciously and said, "Your face is as ugly as a pork chop!"

silence.

It is said that the earth-shattering screams in the Konoha ward that day became one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the ninja world.

Sasuke clapped his hands refreshed after cleaning up Naruto, and said coldly, "What are you here for?"

"Sasuke, are you in a better mood?" Naruto chuckled, his face looked like a pig's head now, and his facial features were almost bruised and swollen.

Sasuke was taken aback for a moment, so Naruto came here to pretend to be crazy to make him happy?When he thought of this, his eyes couldn't help but a warm light glowed, but his face still had a gloomy expression, and he looked at Naruto with cold eyes and didn't speak.

During the period of waking up, Sasuke felt that he was pretending to be more and more like pretending to be painful, so he gave himself a thumbs up.

Naruto stood for a while, then walked over hesitantly and said, "Sasuke, will you live with me after you leave the hospital? Well, Bai said, Bai Yu...was picked up by her teacher, um, and then, then...I don't have any now. A friend of the same age is here, can I invite you to live with us?" Naruto said while thinking about the words Shiro asked him to memorize.

In fact, since the middle of the night a few days ago, when Junmalu, Bai, Dou, and Naruto watched Kong Lan's body scattered into white flames, not even a speck of dust was left, the four of them were completely dumbfounded. There, I didn't close my eyes all night.They didn't recover a bit until it was daylight, and the experience of Anbu made them aware of it, and the strange quietness of the Uchiha clan also gave them a bad premonition.

Sasuke's hospitalization the next day made Naruto worried. After they investigated, they put the matter before Naruto's eyes before the news spread.However, they are only children after all, and they are not rooted people, so what they found was only the version widely circulated by Anbu, that is, Uchiha Itachi's brain pumped out his family and injured his younger brother and ran away.

Naruto has been anxious about this matter for several days, and couldn't stand it for nothing, so he asked him to visit Sasuke today, and at the same time told him to memorize the words well, so that when he came to comfort and accompany others, he would not take Sasuke Get mad.

However, the Tsukiyomi attack Sasuke received was real, so he was really in a coma for a week, and he just woke up today. He didn't expect to meet Naruto just in time. It's really a coincidence.

As soon as Sasuke heard what Naruto said, he knew that he had recited it from someone else, but Naruto's heart moved him very much.

In fact, after the Uchiha family moved underground, the Uchiha mansion he lived in was indeed just an empty house, and it was difficult to clean such a large room.But think about Naruto's cramped apartment for four people...

"No." Sasuke said coldly.

"Why? Don't you consider me a friend?" Naruto was a little angry when he heard his refusal tone.

"Too small." Sasuke paused, lowered his eyes slightly, and added, "You all come to my house. Brother Dou, Brother Bai, Junmalu, and you."

After all, things like genocide are fake, and Sasuke is still that innocent child in his heart, so when he said such words that he thought were disgusting, he still couldn't help turning his face slightly red, turning his face to the side, pretending Look at the scenery outside the window.

Naruto stared at him blankly, grinned, rubbed the back of his head and laughed loudly: "Yeah! Okay, Sasuke!"

Although Naruto and the others moved to the Uchiha mansion, they didn't want to abandon the hut where they lived with Sorashi for so long.Fortunately, the three ninjas, Yaoshidou, Bai, and Junmalu, got a lot of money, so they could rent this apartment out and clean it regularly.

Sasuke has always felt that the task of pretending to be an orphan of extermination is actually quite simple, and he can easily pass the level with a gloomy expression.

But after being discharged from the hospital, Sasuke found out that was not the case.

From the moment he stepped out of the ward, whether it was a passing medical ninja, a family member of the patient, or others, they all looked at him with pity and pity, and anyone would gossip behind his back.

You know, even adults, when faced with gossip, there will be people who can't bear it, let alone the young Sasuke?

From the indifference at the beginning, to the coolness later, to the patience later, and then to the outburst of anger, the rationality completely disappeared.

"Enough! They didn't die at all! It's fake! It's all fake! My brother didn't betray either!!!" Sasuke's angry roar resounded on the street. Silently looked at the excited panting child.

The black-haired boy hung his head, trembling all over, looking so fragile and pitiful.

People looked at each other for a long time, and no one knew what to say.

But if someone could see Sasuke's expression, he wouldn't feel that he had hurt him, because Sasuke was looking annoyed and regretful at the moment, wondering why he couldn't hold his breath...

In fact, if you think about it, if anyone walks on the street, there are gossips saying that after his brother killed his parents and the whole family, he left the weakest and ran away by himself, it must be very uncomfortable.Even if you know it's not true, you will feel uncomfortable.

What's more, Sasuke almost thought itachi did that that day. Even if he later found out that it was a bureaucracy, he still suffered from a little heart disease. In addition, he was just discharged from the hospital, and he didn't fully understand the current situation. He was young... All kinds of reasons piled up Together, it contributed to his irrationality just now.

It's just that after Sasuke vented out the accumulated emotions, his mind cleared up, knowing that he just did something wrong and caused trouble... If the plan is exposed, although he will be fine, but his brother who is far away in the rebellious organization will definitely There is great danger.

At this moment, Konoha's people don't know that Akatsuki's leader is actually related to the person who intends to incite the Uchiha clan to rebel.Fortunately, Xiao was also slightly influenced by Kong Lan before leaving, and a little change happened...

Sasuke's brains turned sharply, and in his desperation, he actually came up with an idea. He raised his head coldly, looked at the people around him coldly, mobilized all the acting cells in his life, and put on a pose that doesn't believe the whole world. The world's false, but very fragile pitiful look, said coldly: "Stop talking nonsense there! My family... is still there! My brother... is still there! As long as I go home, I can see them……"

The expressions of pity on everyone's faces grew stronger, but they really didn't say a word anymore, they just silently watched the child turn his head and leave alone.

"What a poor child... Could it be that he couldn't bear the blow and went crazy..." Someone sighed softly.

Uchiha's mansion has been tidied up. In order to ensure that the Uchiha family will not live too hard after hiding, most of the money accumulated by the entire family for generations has also been taken away, while a small part is left to Sasuke for him. Life.As the No. [-] family in Konoha, in fact, even if he only left Sasuke with a small amount of the family's inconspicuous money, it would be enough for him to live a happy and happy life until the next life.

Sasuke pretended to show a lonely look, walked around the mansion after the gate was closed, pretending to remember every place he went, and found a place to show a fragile and pitiful expression, and shed tears silently Once again, the expressions are rich in changes, full of emotions, and moving.

After crying, Sasuke wiped his nose and tears, and his expression has progressed from "genocide is unbelievable" to "Avenger".

It is said that when Anbu, who was monitoring Sasuke, went back that day, he cried with snot and tears, saying things like "too hard work", "too pitiful", "please ask the three generations of adults to take good care of that child", etc. Sasuke's peak acting skills were impressed.

In this way, Konoha's new generation of actor was born in obscurity...

Naruto and the others rushed over on the day Sasuke was discharged from the hospital. Even Junmaro, who was always indifferent, couldn't resist Naruto's noise, and thought about how to comfort Sasuke along the way.

Since Sasuke was influenced by Kong Lan and Naruto in the past two years, he could no longer run on the bright road of Chu Er, but fell all the way to the dark road of nanny. The family even said with a noble and glamorous face: I think you are good and so on...you are really too second!I don't know if the snot is wiped clean or not!

In short, the older Sasuke grows up, the more he feels that he can't face Junmaro anymore. At the beginning, he mistook Junmaro for a girl and wanted to confess... That was absolutely dark history for him who is proud!It is an existence that should be completely forgotten.

Although the little thought about Junmaro was completely annihilated, every time Sasuke sees Junmaro, he can't help but think of his appearance in the second year of middle school, and he especially wants to go back and kill himself...

Jun Ma Lu frowned slightly and glanced at Sasuke, that dull expression really looked like he had suffered a lot.Jun Malu pondered for a moment, raised his hand hesitantly, patted his shoulder lightly, and then consciously stepped into the kitchen.

"Sasuke! From now on, we will be a family." Naruto's cheerful voice sounded, waving his hands happily: "Our family has grown bigger again! I don't know when we will add new members..."

Sasuke suddenly felt as if he had encountered a human trafficker.

In order to let this illusion disappear from his mind, Sasuke glanced at several people expressionlessly, and asked softly, "Where is Bai Yu?" Although Naruto said that he was taken away by the teacher, but Sasuke knew that with the character of that girl and mother-in-law, even if she left, she would tell him.

Unless he faced some accident that he couldn't know.

If there wasn't that game, Sasuke wouldn't be able to think so much with his pure energy.But now, he was able to figure out what was wrong after the fact.

Jun Malu's regular sound of cutting vegetables suddenly changed, the sound became a little louder, and then returned to its original state in the next second.Naruto's face darkened in an instant, he pursed his lips sadly, the pharmacist pushed his glasses, but he didn't smile.

Only Bai still maintained his original expression, shook his head slightly, avoided the question, and said softly: "She will come back."

That kind of strong firmness is not so much trust, but rather a persistence that was forcibly hypnotized to comfort myself and others.

Although Sasuke didn't understand what was going on, he also knew that there was no answer.He nodded silently, sealed the matter in his heart, and never mentioned it again.