[Comprehensive] God's joke

In the Uchiha mansion, several children sat around in groups, some had long beards on their faces, some had bristled hair with a face that was unhappy about being owed money, and one had cataracts.

Sasuke stared at the boy with long black eyes and straight white eyes, and asked coldly, "Who is he?" Sasuke came back with Naruto behind, and never thought that the boy he was dragging would drag him all the way back to his home.

Naruto grinned and said, "Oh, he's Neiji Hyuga. In the past few months, I've been running into him to train together, and we've become friends over time! I ran into him on the road today, and chatted with him. Did you see him?" Let’s invite him home for dinner~!”

Fart!You think I'm blind and didn't see it!You just patronized yourself and said along the way, you dragged people here by force!People can't get rid of your strange power at all, okay! !

Sasuke was roaring in his heart, but his face was calm: "Oh."

Hyuga Ningji glanced at the children lightly, frowned slightly, and was a little puzzled: "Is there... no adult in your family?"

"I'm already big." Naruto rolled up his sleeves, exposing his small arms, and the small muscles jumped on his arms: "Look, I'm very strong."

... blinded.

Hinata Ningji turned his head silently with blood all over his face, facing Kamisasuke's calm expression, he couldn't help showing a touch of admiration: "Uchiha really deserves his reputation."

"Thank you, the Hyuga clan is not weak." Sasuke nodded, raised his hand and tore off the fake eyes stuck to his eyelids, opened his eyes and looked back, Hyuga Neji saw that he had completely petrified.

Bang, the door opened, and Bai walked in with a shopping bag in his arms. Looking at the white-eyed boy, he was stunned for a moment: "Eh? Is there a guest? Hello, I am the second brother of this family, and I am Bai."

"Hinata Neji." Neji greeted politely.

"I know you. You are a grade higher than Naruto and the others. You are a famous genius in Konoha." Bai Wenwen smiled, turned to look at the other two children, and said in a deep voice: "Naruto, Sasuke, don't mess with Hinata You are angry."

"How can I!" Sasuke Naruto said in unison.

"No nature is the best." Bai showed a gentle smile like a virgin, and the two children shuddered suddenly. Naruto quickly swore to the sky that he had never made Neji angry or anything, and Bai just Scared them, and after the goal was achieved, they held the things contentedly and put them away.

Hyuga Neiji watched Shiro leave, and asked Naruto suspiciously: "You are the only ones in your family...you?"

"They're all orphans." Sasuke stopped Naruto who was about to speak, and answered first.

Since Bai Yu's mysterious disappearance, Naruto's child's secondary attributes have broken through the sky even more. In the past, he was a bit of an idiot who was too hot-blooded. Now he has even inherited the full-mouthed running train of Bai Yu's unlucky child. It is not a lie, but will The truth is understated and what shouldn’t be exaggerated is exaggerated, and it is said in a way that normal people cannot understand... In short, the lethality of Naruto version 2.0 is simply beyond the charts. If he is asked to answer, I don’t know how outrageous the answer can be.

After Shiro put the things away, he didn't smell the smell of the rice in the past. He poked his head out and asked strangely, "Sasuke, Naruto, have you seen Kimomaro and Dou? They haven't come back yet?"

"Didn't they go out with you?" Naruto was also very strange, and said to himself: "Didn't they be abducted by human traffickers?"

"Abduct them? Do you think human traffickers are so short-sighted?" Sasuke slapped him away, got up and said, "In the morning they said to go outside the village to learn, I'll look for it."

"Do you need my help? White eyes are suitable for investigation." Ningji Hyuga is actually not an enthusiastic person, but Naruto Uzumaki is his friend, and the harmony of these people's fights and squabbles also made him yearn for a little, I couldn't help but speak.

"Thank you, Neji!" Naruto patted him on the shoulder happily, and the three children walked towards the door together, Shiro raised his voice behind them: "By the way, remember to bring some soy sauce back!"

And what happened to Dou and Junmalu?Let's listen to the next chapter.

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Ahhhhhhh don't hit rocks!Don't smash it!Whose eggs are here? Now that the price of eggs has risen, they still throw them away... Ah, I won't say more, let's continue now, blah blah...

In fact, this matter started with Gaara, Kong Lan left him a letter before leaving, saying that she would go back to her own world or something.Although Gaara no longer became sullen and murderous after half a year of hard work, she was still a little sensitive in her heart. After receiving this letter, she locked herself in the door for several days.

Temari, who has become a brother-in-law, couldn't stand it anymore, so I told him, go to Konoha to see what's going on, Dad is more human now and can't help but satisfy you, so why are you afraid.

Then Gaara believed it, but when ninjas from other villages were going to another village, they had to communicate something in advance. The gift from Konoha that Konglan sent back then implied that Konoha had something The idea of ​​forming an alliance, Gaara's words made Kazekage start to think about the feasibility of this matter, and finally wrote a cryptic reply letter, saying that we should meet first and then talk.

And it just so happened that during that period of time, the Uchiha clan changed from bright to dark, the roots blocked the news, and the upper layer of Konoha covered up the content of Uchiha Itachi's mission. I was too busy, and I didn't see the alliance letter that Kazekage handed over. .

It wasn't until Gaara couldn't stand it anymore and mustered up the courage to ask his father many times, and after half a year, Shidai Kazekage wrote a more straightforward letter again, that the application came down.

But what is the speed of I love Luo? The team with him who is in charge of forming an alliance and negotiating is good eloquence but not good strength. What kind of speed is that?He really couldn't bear the tortoise-like walking, so he ran away first, and then at the entrance of the village, he was caught by the two pharmacists Doujun and Malu who were fighting.

I love the aura of Luo Na's style, smoky makeup, tattoo, big gourd, red hair and blue eyes, there is a domineering look that despises all beings every time you stop there, that is a striking tall, such a striking person, if it is a person from Konoha, There is no reason not to know this person who likes to collect information, so the two children immediately concluded that this child is from another village.

What are the other people from Ninja Village doing when they come to Konoha alone?Is there some conspiracy?

Junmalu and Yaoshidou thought so, and stopped fighting, and rushed over to arrest Gaara and send him up for interrogation.I love Luo's temper. How could I explain something to someone who is obviously not kind?Get down first and then talk.

So the three of them beat each other, and they got farther and farther away from Konoha, and it was time to go home.

Then Jun Ma Lu was about to strike hard, and when he had already drawn out the bone knife, Gaara saw how familiar it was, and suddenly jumped aside to say no more, and said to Jun Ma Lu, "Are you Jun Ma Lu? Where is Kong Lan?" ?”

It is because of this sentence that the two sides stopped fighting, and then they are ready to sit down and have a peaceful and friendly talk with each other.After all, ordinary people can know the name Uzumaki White Feather, but the name Kong Lan can only be known by people who are extraordinary family members in her heart.

For example, Sasuke doesn't know.

Then at this moment, a handsome man with black hair straight in a kimono and with a strange smile on his face was just so thick, his golden eyes stared straight at the three children, and he said with a deep expression on his face that I am the villain boss Said: "Among the leaves, I didn't expect such a good seedling to be destroyed..."

"Your strength is very strong... I feel the uneasy beast in your heart, it is clamoring, and needs more powerful power..." The handsome uncle looked at the three children with golden pupils. Excitedly shrinking into a vertical line, he said softly: "The meaning of existence, the powerful power, you...know?"

Jun Ma Lu put the bone knife back expressionlessly, and said to Gaara lightly: "Follow me." Turning around, he planned to leave.The pharmacist said wait, took out a notebook, tore off a blank page and ran towards Uncle Hei Changzhi, and handed it to him politely, showing an amiable smile: "Mr. Oshemaru, welcome~! With this You can get a [-]% discount for it~!"

"...Do you know who I am?" Dashemaru didn't read the note, narrowed his eyes with interest, and chuckled.

"The prestige of one of the Sannin is as loud as thunder, how can you not know it?" Pharmacist pushed his glasses and said with a smile, and sent the note over again.

Orochimaru then set his eyes on the note, and for a moment, his face froze.

I saw a few big characters horizontally on the top of the note: Special note for the psychiatric ward of Konoha Medical Department!Below is the signature of Yao Shidou.Orochimaru couldn't help looking at the book he hadn't put away, there were mentally ill, traumatized, critically ill, and pharmacy...

Orochimaru endured and endured, keeping his boss Fan Er from collapsing, still smiling like a man who saw that I was not a good person: "Son, did you take it wrong?"

"No." Pharmacist Dou shook his head sincerely, pushed his glasses and said, "I have admired Oshemaru-sama for a long time, and I have specially studied Oshewan-sama's deeds! When Oshewan-sama was a child..."

"Dou, hurry up, go home for dinner." Jun Malu's eyes grew impatient, and he urged.

"I still have something to ask you." Gaara thought he had been ignored, so he quickly followed suit.

"Oh, yes." The pharmacist responded, turned his head and smiled apologetically, "There are still people waiting at home, so I'll make a long story short. According to my analysis, Mr. Dashewan's illness was caused by excessive stimulation when he was young. Psychopath, maybe there is a little problem in the head, so this coupon is very suitable for you! Thank you."

Orochimaru's face was all green and green, as if it had been coated with grass juice, and he was trembling all over while holding the coupon, looking very scary.

After Yao Shidou finished speaking, he turned his head and walked towards Jun Malu. Jun Malu frowned slightly and looked at him, and said coldly, "You are not a meddlesome person."

"Master Orochimaru is someone I have admired and tried to follow after all, so I should care about it~!" Pharmacist replied with a smile.

Jun Ma Lu glanced sideways at Orochimaru with a ferocious face, and said silently in his heart: The person you admire is really pitiful...

"You guys...you are really bold." Dashewan was so strong that his uncle could bear it and his aunt couldn't bear it. He suddenly dodged and stood in front of the three of them, tearing the coupon into pieces with all his strength, looking at the three The child, his face has calmed down, he smiled lightly and said, "When facing a powerful opponent, you still have the mood to provoke him. You really make me more interested... I will give you three gifts ... People like you will definitely yearn for strength, then when the time comes, come to me with this gift..."

"Bad review."

"minus."

"No explanation."

The three children strongly expressed their contempt in their eyes. Dashewan felt that his nerve called reason was about to break, he gritted his teeth and twisted a ferocious smile, and said every word from the root of his teeth: "What's the meaning?"

What's the matter, is his mouth escape and go to me technique not as good as Naruto's mouth escape and trust me technique! ! !

"Master Orochimaru, although I don't know when you changed to the disgraceful profession of a human trafficker, but I still want to say that as a human trafficker, you are a disgrace to the world of human traffickers." Yao Shidou said sincerely.

"top."

"awesome."

"One more upstairs."

"Wait, where did this upstairs add one come from!!! Who's there!!" Da Shewan felt that he was about to go crazy, and his eyes swept aside viciously, and saw a total of three gold and two black. The head slowly rises from the bushes...

"Naruto, Sasuke, so who?" Junmaro nodded to the three children.Then who introduced himself with a black line on his face: "Ningji Hinata."

"You are Uzumaki Naruto?" Gaara looked a little strange, looked at him critically, then turned his head to the side: "It doesn't look very good either."

Uzumaki Naruto's face darkened: "Who are you! You're so dragging!"

"Gara of the Sandfall!" Gaara squinted her eyes and snorted, "You're so weak."

"asshole……"

Uzumaki Naruto just raised his eyebrows when a gloomy voice came from the side: "I said, are you completely ignoring my existence? You three, what are you here for?"

With his hands in his pockets, Sasuke shook his hair coolly: "Soy sauce."

Uzumaki Naruto looked at Dashewan sincerely and said, "Uncle Human Trafficker Nihao, it's enough for the pharmacist to abduct you, and Jun Malu stays here."

Hyuga Neji turned to look at him and asked curiously, "Can I ask why?"

"Kimaro can cook." Uzumaki Naruto said.

"You..." Orochimaru almost fainted from anger. As one of the Sannin, when has he been so ignored by others! ! !

"You are looking for your own death!!! Hidden Shadow Snake Hand!!!" Orochimaru couldn't stand it no matter how good his endurance was, and he wanted to kill these little bastards directly.

Naruto squatted in a horse stance, exhaled and yelled loudly: "Look at my Big Dipper Fist! Goodbye, uncle human trafficker~!" There was a whoosh, and an orange figure passed by, the speed was simply beyond human With the limit of vision, Orochimaru took off in the next second, dragging a long line of blood straight to the sky, turning into a bright meteor in the sky.

Naruto set up an awning to watch for a long time, and after a while, he turned his head to face the unanimous contemptuous eyes from Junmalu Yakushi to Sasuke and shrugged awkwardly: "Hahahaha, I accidentally used too much force..."

"It's hard to find a fun ninja, don't do this again next time. Let's go home." Yao Shidou shook his head, and greeted several children to go home together.