[Comprehensive] God's joke

The blue sky and green fields, the mountains and rivers are beautiful.

A man in a black robe and a hat with a hat came out quietly, and when he came to the stream, he saw a slender white hand stretched out and gently dialed the water. The cool touch made him feel tired after a long time. Arrived a little relaxed.

The bamboo hat was taken off and put aside, the collar that stood up high and covered half of the face was also opened, a face that was too young, even immature, but thirteen or fourteen years old was revealed like that, handsome But indifferent.His jet-black hair was tied into a bundle, and the excess fell down on his cheeks. On his expressionless handsome face, the two horoscope lines made him look a bit old. Those black pupils were completely dead, without any fluctuations. It seemed that nothing in this world could shake his heart again.His forehead is made of Konoha, but there is already a scratch on the swirl icon on it, showing his identity as a traitor.

He quietly dipped his handkerchief in water, and slowly wiped his face and hands to relieve his fatigue from the long journey.

He is Konoha's freshly baked Renegade, Uchiha Itachi.

Itachi has been away from Konoha for half a year. Although Konoha's high-level executives know that he is an undercover agent, and chasing and killing such things is just a show, but the show is not too outrageous, so this Half a year of life was not easy for him.

Suddenly, there was the sound of fluttering wings, Uchiha Itachi looked up into the sky, and a black crow landed in front of him, the moment the red eyes met, the scene detected by the black crow was printed on his in the eyes.

"Oshemaru...what did he go to Konoha for?" Uchiha Itachi frowned slightly, puzzled.

After a while, he filled the water, got up silently, looked at the sky, and murmured: "It's been half a year..."

"Xiao organization, where are you..."

……

A group of wild geese flew south in the sky, forming an S shape for a while, and a B shape for a while.

……

Uchiha Itachi has always felt that he is actually very ordinary.

As the eldest son of the family, he has always been trained by Uchiha Fugaku to be the head of the family. Fortunately, his talent is also good, so he was not trained to death by his father, but he also fell into a problem of youth and premature aging. Look at the decree The pattern is so deep that two pens can be inserted into it.

But what makes him feel relieved is that he still has a dear brother. Every time he looks at his brother's silly face, he feels that no matter how hard or tired he is, it's worth it.

In his more than ten years of life, he was actually no different from others, training, going to school, graduating, and then becoming a ninja.Maybe it's because of his unprecedented sense of responsibility since he became an older brother and his sense of mission to be a good older brother and a good example, which allowed him to improve at a high speed. In the end, he became one of the genius ninjas whose Konoha is not worth much more than leeks.

After becoming a genius ninja, Uchiha Itachi knew what the glory of a genius is!The frustration of a genius is right!

People who are older than me have already gone to chunin and jonin, not to mention the elder brother Shisui Shisui in his clan, but Hatake Kakashi used to be the first genius of Konoha, the record of the earliest graduation , at least he was not broken on the day of graduation.

In such a comparison, he Uchiha Itachi is nothing!

As for the younger than him, Titi wanted to cry, did he really want to cry?The hottest genius in Konoha!There are two of them as soon as they come out!

who is it?Baihe Junmaru!These two children have been in school for a full year!Has it been a full year since graduation?To be able to blink your eyelids is already a jounin!

Itachi Uchiha felt that when he heard about these two for the first time, they were still genius potential stocks, but the second time he heard about them, he became a Jonin, and he has become a gifted stock!Enrolled later than him, but graduated earlier than him!

Is the gap so big?This is the crossing of six paths!

Uchiha Itachi felt that saying that he was a genius was just like talking nonsense with Hong Guoguo's eyes open.

So, in fact, Uchiha Itachi himself doesn't think he is so great, but the facial paralysis of the Uchiha family is genetic, which makes him look particularly arrogant, especially arrogant, and especially arrogant in the eyes of others.But in the eyes of adults, he is a young, precocious, silent and stoic person.

Of course, in the eyes of those adults, the most important thing is that this Uchiha Itachi is very obedient, much better than Shiro and Junmaro, two people who are strong but often refuse some time-consuming tasks.

Uchiha Itachi's heart is full of envy, jealousy and hatred, he also wants to go home and play with his younger brother (?)!But as a facial paralyzed person who is not good at words, he used his eyes to hint that he would go home to play with his younger brother many times, but others would only mistake him for his fighting spirit... Over time, Uchiha Itachi came to his senses and calmed down.

But envy, jealousy and hatred towards Junmalu will never be less.

So he had a fight with Jun Malu, or he took the initiative to ask Jun Malu to beat him...

The so-called geniuses are just floating clouds.

Then he and Junma Lu met, and they were ordinary friends, but for Uchiha Itachi, who had a cold personality, it was rare.After that, Uchiha Itachi's younger brother Sasuke made friends with Uzumaki Naruto after he went to school, and he also got to know the wonderful family of that family. He also watched his younger brother get closer and closer to them, and his thinking began to change. He couldn't understand it.

At least when he was eating meatballs before, Sasuke would not often push the glasses he found somewhere, turn over the book and warn him with a serious face: Our goal is to have no tooth decay.

……

Itachi Uchiha has never really understood how everything happened in a muddle. Brother Shisui died in front of him, Anbu's orders, and changes in the clan, nothing seemed fake, but in the end it was just to catch The Uchiha Madara who bewitched him to defect.

Brother Shisui was seriously injured in that battle. As a "dead" person, he went underground with the entire Uchiha clan as a matter of course, and became the power behind Konoha, guarding Konoha.

All this is incredible, others may not understand, but how could my father's arrogant temper be able to bear it?

Uchiha Itachi knew that there was something he didn't understand, but anyway, the ending is good now.

only……

Itachi Uchiha regretted it, why didn't he take a map at the beginning?I've been lost for half a year, isn't it!How many times has he come to this Yuren village in front of him?

Uchiha Itachi's eyes were deep and distant, and he looked so unpredictable.

"Hey, hey, look at that person, how many times has he come this month?" Ninja A, who was guarding the gate of Yuren Village, poked Ninja B next door, gossiping.

"The fourth time." Ninja B replied blankly, obviously not interested in this matter.

"What is he here for? To steal information? Or to join the Akatsuki organization?" Ninja A guessed on his own.

Uchiha Itachi, who was entering the door, moved his ears slightly, and suddenly froze.

Could it be... the Akatsuki he knew? !

"Excuse me, the Akatsuki you mentioned is the Renegade Ninja Organization?" Uchiha Itachi said with little hope.

"Ouch! Did you really come here because of the name?" Ninja Jia laughed, patted his thigh and said, "Yes, it's the S-level rebellious ninja organization Akatsuki. Recently, Boss Payne said that he wants to expand the scale. The bounty order was issued to register in the past, and two winners will be determined, and they will enter the Xiao organization, and the rest can stay to work for the organization and wait for promotion. You came here by coincidence, and today happens to be the last day."

...Is even the Renegade Ninja organization so high-profile these days?

Uchiha Itachi nodded silently, and slowly walked into Urenin Village.

The pattering rain fell, hitting the face and body, slightly soaking the clothes, bringing coolness, and it seemed that the village in the rain was very peaceful and quiet.

The sound of the radio echoed throughout the village with a unique penetrating power.

"Hello, hello? Can you hear me?" A man's calm and indifferent voice sounded, without any ups and downs in tone.

squeak--!

The twitching electric current pierced the eardrums, Uchiha Itachi was shocked by the sudden sound, and couldn't help but look in the direction of the sound, and saw the crowd bustling around a room covered with a red carpet. Around the tall wooden table, on the table, a man wearing a red cloud robe with a black background and a nail face is holding a megaphone in his hand and putting his head to his mouth, looking back, and behind him, a man wearing a paper The woman with flowers was angrily kicking another man who looked like a shark and was struggling with a pile of wires in a frenzy. The roar could be heard even half a village away.

"Kikisame!! How many times have I said that!! That red wire is inserted into the red hole!! Are you colorblind!!"

Guixie cried while hiding: "Sister Nan, the color of this hole has faded, doesn't it look similar to me?"

"You are still sophistry!" Kick kick kick you to death!

"Sister Nan, please stop kicking. I'm squatting now, and I'm prone to lumbar disc herniation..."

Uchiha Itachi remained expressionless for 3 minutes, then slowly and firmly turned his head aside, rubbed his eyes lightly, and then turned his head away.

What catches the eye is the scene where the nail man, the paper flower girl, and the ghost shark stand proudly on the stage.

Itachi Uchiha breathed a sigh of relief, but shook his head helplessly.Sure enough, he was too exhausted from wandering for half a year, so he had hallucinations.

"Hello? Hello? Well, it's okay now." Payne tried the sound test and found that there was no harsh electric sound. He nodded in satisfaction, brewed a full of emotions, and said passionately: "Everyone Folks! Good morning, brothers and sisters!"

"Okay!" The people under the stage echoed and clapped their hands excitedly.

"Today is the first opening of our Xiao organization's annual member recruitment fair. I am the host, Payne, and I am also the leader of the Xiao organization. I think everyone is most concerned about the welfare of our Xiao organization, hahahaha! Absolutely It will not make you feel at a loss! It will never make you feel pitted! Our Xiao organization is a world-renowned S-level rebellious ninja organization, with major S-level rebellious ninja as escorts, professional divisions, and also Various ways to obtain missions. We will not let you ninjas feel the indifference of life, we want you to feel the warmth of home and the preciousness of life! We #￥%…”

Itachi Uchiha looked deeply at the man with nails on the stage who had no expression on his face and no ups and downs in his voice, but was waving his arms excitedly, and suddenly felt deeply worried about his future.

He waited until the mission was over and returned to the village, could his IQ remain at a normal level...

"...Thank you, folks, for your support, and thank you comrades who have come all the way to Yuren Village to support our work! Thank you! It's still raining, everyone, go home and collect your clothes. The meeting is over." Payne finally After finishing speaking, he threw the loudspeaker and was about to leave the stage. The people who had been listening enthusiastically were suddenly at a loss, and stared blankly at him walking back.

Xiao Nan said in a low voice with a gloomy face: "Pei-en-! Do you, want, die?"

"Hahahahahaha I was just joking with everyone! Now the selection meeting is officially starting!" Payne waved his hand, and finally said something decent: "Anyone who wants to join us, please come to the wooden platform to draw In the circle, irrelevant personnel, please step aside and make room for us."

Uchiha Itachi cheered up, stepped into the circle, and glanced around.

These people are all well-known traitors, and even there are two acquaintances who have met in the past missions.

But itachi Uchiha was afraid of him, only the blond kid with a ponytail and bangs covering half of his face with a cold face, and the man with a big sword on his back.

If you're not mistaken, these two are also S-rank rebels, Deidara and Momochi will not be cut again.

Uchiha Itachi knows that although his strength is strong, the name of the S-rank rebellious ninja is still mixed with water, and if Deidara and Momochi don't kill them, these two are the names of the real fight, absolute rivals .

"Now let me talk about the rules. When the scuffle starts later, the person who guarantees to fight five people and finally stands in the inner circle will become a member of the organization." Xiao Nan wanted to avoid hearing Payne's nonsense. What she said made her irritable, so she did something bad, so she simply took the megaphone and announced the rules by herself.

"The last is my friendly reminder, don't die." Xiao Nan said with a smile.

(The fighting content is omitted, Itachi and Didara have entered the organization)

"What a young hero! Itachi, Didara, welcome to join Akatsuki." Payne walked up and hugged the two of them, his face expressionless, but his eyes could see that he was really happy.

"We will be partners from now on! You have exhausted a lot of energy today, take a rest first, and tomorrow I will introduce you to other people in the organization. Don't worry, they are easy to get along with." Payne's voice faded, and he just listened. There was a loud bang, and a man with a big back slammed the door and rushed in crying, hugging Payne's thigh.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Boss Boss! You can control everything! He does not pay for cooking anymore! It has been three days in a row that he has eaten cabbage and fried carrots! I hate carrots to death! Please! Boss, give me some meat..."

Uchiha Itachi and Didara: "..."

Is it really... okay to join such an organization?