[Comprehensive] God's joke

After half a year, after finishing his rehabilitation, Payne, who was finally allowed to act freely by Xiaonan, couldn't wait to run out to learn about the operation of the Akatsuki organization, and when he saw the financial statistics of the Akatsuki organization that Nagato brought, his eyes almost went dark. Did not pass out.

Big deficit, so bright, so eye-catching, red like blood.

"Nagato, Nagato...what's going on?" Payne suddenly understood why Nagato was so skinny, and said he wasn't hungry!Look at the ledger that is in deficit every day, where do you get the money to eat!

Xiaonan showed a faint wry smile on the side, and sighed softly: "Pain, did Nagato tell you who are the people in the organization?"

"... I have a little impression that it seems to be the Kakuto at the same time as the first Hokage, the red sand scorpion of sand hidden, Kisame, Hidan, and Jue. Is there any problem with these people?" Payne expressed puzzlement.

"The problem is big, they are all rebellious." Xiao Nan said.

"Rebellion?" Payne was still puzzled, what happened to rebellion?Didn't these few of them have also been said by Sanjiao Hanzo to be rebellious?

"...I mean, among them, except for Jiaodu, everyone else has no idea about spending money. Even if they get a lot of money after completing some tasks, they can't spend money in a few days. Will be defeated by them. Because when they were hunted down, they died without knowing when, so they never had money in their pockets." Xiao Nan said, showing a touch of helplessness: "Fortunately, Jiaodu A little better than the others, he loves money."

Payne: "..."

Silently clearing the table, Payne stood up and walked to the door and shouted: "Bobo! Bobo! Come here!"

Namikaze Minato slowly floated over from the outside with a wry smile, and sighed, "Brother Payne, can't you call me by another name?"The name Bobo is really...] "I think it's fine, I call you Bofeng or Minato, what if someone notices it?" Payne looked at him seriously: "No one else can see you , what should I do if you think I’m crazy?”

Do you think you don't seem to be insane now...

Namikaze Minato was powerless to complain, he shook his head and said weakly: [Okay, Mr. Payne, is there anything I, a ghost, can do for you? ] "Our organization is very poor. I think you are very talented in business. Give us an idea." Payne said sincerely.

[Wait, please explain to me first, what does it mean that I am very talented in business? !Can business talent be seen from the face! ! 】Namikaze Minato has black lines all over his head.

"Of course it can be seen. You look like you. How righteous, how safe and trustworthy you are. Even if you are said to be a profiteer, others will not believe it? So you are the most suitable for a profiteer yes."

Namikaze Minato was completely numb, and looked at him with an idiot face: 【Can you explain it like this? ] "Then, can you help the fourth generation?" Payne asked innocently, blinking a pair of big pure eyes.

【……I help. 】Namikaze Minato hesitated for a moment, then agreed.

Although he is a ghost and can't do anything, he is still very worried about Konoha, hoping to get some definite news here, even if it can't be delivered to Konoha, it will make him feel at ease.

No matter how idiotic Payne looked, he couldn't erase the fact that he was the original organizer of Akatsuki's rebellious organization.

To be honest, before seeing the ledger, Minato Namikaze thought with his toenails, not to mention his toes. He never imagined that Akatsuki's financial deficit could be so serious!

How did this big family survive?Such a terrifying hole, what exactly was used to fill it?Could it be that this Xiao organization holds an unknown gold mine and can make money by itself?

Namikaze Minato looked at the ledger, his entire ghost body trembling.

With such an organization, why should he worry that they will destroy the world?They will starve themselves to death first!

Oh, that's not right... Think about it the other way around, this kind of organization wants to destroy the world, maybe it's because Akatsuki's organization's welfare is not good enough to starve people to death...

……

Namikaze Minato knocked on his forehead, and said to himself: [Don't be as brainy as Konglan, let's solve the problem here first...] The first step to solve the financial deficit is to establish a dedicated person to Manage financial expenses, otherwise no one will know how much money is in and out every day in a daze. Only when I calculate the general account every day will I find out, oh, I spent too much money...

What a fool!

Namikaze Minato scanned all the member profiles of the Akatsuki organization, and set the target of the financial manager on Kakutsu.

Jiaodu is a well-known man who loves money. He is a bounty hunter. When he has no tasks in the organization, he likes to exchange the heads of those who have been rewarded for money. However, his life is very frugal. Compared with Putting it directly in the sun to bask in the sun, the living dead Payne, who can survive through photosynthesis, is much more frugal.

This kind of frugality is stingy to a certain extent. If the finances are handed over to this person, then such things as spending money like water will definitely not exist anymore.

Namikaze Minato applauds his own wisdom.

Afterwards, Namikaze Minato listed a series of measures in detail, marking out the strengths of several rebellious forbearance, and after thinking about the strengths of people like the red sand scorpion, and what they are suitable for, he took some of the strengths he had conceived long ago. Ok, but the things that didn't get implemented in time are listed.

Ninjas exist as weapons, supported by the daimyos of various countries, and become weapons in the hands of the daimyos of various countries, sweeping away obstacles for them, and at the same time accepting the tasks of the rich. Hired ninjas.

Konoha is already a very good ninja village that integrates with civilians, but it really seems that in their village, ninjas and civilians are still two parallel lines that do not intersect, because the parents of ninjas are ninjas, and the children of commoners are ninjas. , but most of them are not ninjas.

Many people would not be willing to send their children to die.

Just after Namikaze Minato worked hard here to advise the Akatsuki organization, and then passed the preliminary plan that had been sorted out to Payne, on the other side, Payne had already summoned several existing members of the organization.

The red sand scorpion, Kakuzu, Jue, Kisame, Hidan, Payne, Xiaonan, and Orochimaru, there are eight people in total. This is all the existing internal staff in the organization. Orochimaru came back suddenly two days ago , otherwise it is estimated that he is still staying in his snake den.

Payne tapped on the table lightly, and said with a blank expression: "Everyone is here, then I'll start."

"Who knows what the goal of our organization is?" Payne asked, his purple eyes slowly scanning everyone present.

"Make money!" Jiaodu said.

"Eternal Art." The Red Sand Scorpion.

"For Lord Cthulhu!" Fei Duan.

"Ah? What?" Ghost Shark asked.

"Hmph, hum, hum..." Orochimaru.

"This shabby organization still has a goal? In fact, it's not bad to have a goal... Then let's destroy the world and see! This is not good... Hey, don't keep tearing me down! Sigh, where do I have..." This It's because I quarreled with myself.

Payne fell headfirst on the table, and then sat up weakly, nodding to Xiao Nan who was expressionless, indicating that he was fine.At the same time, he cast a look over and asked, "Is it just these snake spirits that Nagato has brought on?" '

'...cough, these people are very strong. Xiaonan coughed awkwardly.

'……All right. 'Payne was helpless.

It is better to have someone than no one, and it is better to have strength than to have no strength. This is true.It is this money fan, artist, magic stick, innocent little shark, smelly fart snake, schizophrenia patient...

Alas, the future alias of the Akatsuki organization is not "S-level psychiatric research organization", right?

Payne cheered up, and said in a deep voice: "The Xiao organization was originally founded to change those countries full of wars and build a bridge of hope to peace. The Xiao organization is an organization to maintain world peace."

"The first light of dawn in the sky represents hope, and this is the meaning of dawn." Payne said slowly.

A few people listened half-understood, and the smile on the corner of Orochimaru's mouth became evil, and he said with a light smile: "It's really interesting to talk like this, the existence of the Renegade Ninja Organization is for world peace? Payne, I'm here today, not to listen You're kidding."

Payne's eyes turned cold, and he looked at Dashewan expressionlessly.

Neither of them made a sound, and neither did the others.

In such a rebellious and ninja organization, to suppress other people depends on one's own strength.As long as you are strong enough and give them what they want, they will do things for you regardless of whether you are destroying the world or saving the world.

This is rebellion.

Although it is dangerous, but at the same time, it is also the most useful person.

But the question is whether Payne's strength, aura, and charisma can overwhelm them.Otherwise, Payne's order will be violated, and even if it is issued, it will become a joke.These rebellious masters, if something goes wrong, they won't work hard.

After all, no one is stupid.

Moreover, it took half a year for Payne to disappear. During this period, it was Xiaonan who handled the affairs of the Xiao organization. These guys were doing their own way in their bones, and it was inevitable that they would have some contempt for Payne.

Now that Payne wants to implement his changes to Akatsuki's organization, he needs to convince them.

Orochimaru smiled evilly, his golden pupils shrank slightly, and the killing intent was congealed.

Payne still had no expression on his face, and sat there indifferently, his eyes looked like Orochimaru was just a small bug with teeth and claws, and he didn't need to bother at all.

The atmosphere gradually condensed, the people around were silent, and the pressure generated by the confrontation between the two made these rebels feel their nerves tense, and the invisible murderous intent emanated silently, confronting each other, making the atmosphere even more dignified.

At this moment, Guixie suddenly said: "Payne, just tell me what you want to do, I will go buy food later."

The condensed atmosphere dissipated in an instant, Payne moved his eyes away, and said in a brisk voice: "After the Xiao organization, some reforms will be made. Now I will announce the reform content."

"There are eight people in the organization, including myself. Although we have good strength, we still have too few people and too little funds for doing tasks. Therefore, our current goal is to expand the scale of the organization to Yuren Village is used as a base to recruit people from outside, at least it can’t run a deficit every day.”

"Jiaodu, you will be in charge of the organization's accounts in the future." Payne suddenly said to Jiaodu: "In the future, all mission funds will be handed over to Jiaodu, and when expenses are needed, they will be collected from Jiaodu. There is a monthly consumption limit, which is [-]% of the amount you hand in. And you can consider borrowing and other things in Jiaodu, and the interest rate must be set."

"Of course, there are exceptions for Orochimaru as a researcher. Your monthly quota is [-]%, and you can withdraw money from the organization, but your research project needs to be submitted, and there are funding gaps, experimental drawbacks, and length of time. It needs to be submitted, and it will be approved or not after Xiao Nan reviews it."

"Absolutely, your intelligence gathering ability is extremely outstanding. As long as there is land, you can't be stopped. If this is the case, then you can consider taking on more tasks such as selling information and escorting things."

"Xiaonan, you are in charge of preparing and establishing various sub-departments within the organization. Each of them is the person in charge, such as Kakuto in the Funding Department, Orochimaru in the Research Department, and Kai in the Information Department. In the future, you will send tasks by category to each department. Just do it."

Fei Duan didn't hear it right!Why don't you have yourself?He hurriedly yelled, "Hey, what about me?"

Payne glanced at him, and said calmly: "Members of the war department, Guisame and Fei Duan."

"The current development goal of the organization is to make money!" Payne stood up suddenly, and said in a deep tone: "Can you imagine that after the organization grows and grows, the beds will be piled up with bundles of banknotes?"

The horns suddenly raised their heads.

"Can you imagine that the idols are all made of gold?"

Fei Duan's eyes were burning.

"Can you imagine that there are two puppets, one for fighting and one for watching?"

The Red Sand Scorpion lightly touched his chin.

"Can you imagine that there are endless funds available for research?"

There was a scorching light in Orochimaru's eyes.

"Do you have corpses of any flavor you want to eat?"

Bai Jue's eyes sparkled, and Hei Jue showed a look of disgust.

Payne slapped the table vigorously and raised a hand high: "So! To organize a better tomorrow! What are we going to do now?"

"Make money!" The crowd echoed like chicken blood, with firm eyes.

"That's right, make money!" Payne waved his hand excitedly, and said, "For this great goal, work hard! Fight hard! Boys, what are you waiting for! Go work hard now!"

Several rebels nodded again and again, got up and left one after another.

It wasn't until he and Xiao Nan were left in the room that Payne turned his head triumphantly and said, "Xiao Nan, what do you think of what I just said?"

Xiao Nan smiled: "Payne is very good. But, do you still remember what the organization's goal is?"

"make money."

Xiao Nan suddenly rushed over with a ferocious expression, grabbed his collar and shook wildly: "Yes! Save! Save! World! World! Ah! You idiot!!!"

...With such a leader, can you really save the world...