i am a kitten

Miao Xian raised his head from breastfeeding, and stared at the hostess in front of him with his eyes that had not been opened for a long time.

This silly smile is actually the owner of this house, annoying!

Miao Xian bowed his head in disdain, and pushed away the guy who dared to steal his milk while he was unaware, and majesticly grabbed it.

Even if you are drinking milk, you must occupy the breast with the most abundant milk!

The kitten who was pushed away groaned aggrievedly and ate back to the original one.

The litter of mother cats gave birth to a total of six cubs, all of which were healthy.Miao Xian is the biggest, strongest, most domineering, and most ruthless one in this litter.

Since I was a child, I can see that the future must be the king of cats.

The host had a silly face, and said happily: "Look at the ugliest one, the one that is blue and not rubbish, look at me again."

The hostess rolled her eyes and went to prepare dinner, ignoring him.

Humph, cat slave!

When Miao Xian in the den heard this, he raised his head and gave him a hard look.

Are you blind?How can I be gray and not rubbish, I am obviously blue-gray, what a wonderful and noble color, I can pretend to be a famous species in a matter of minutes, you don’t even know the goods!

The hostess had already prepared the meals, and the aroma of the room seduced Miao Xian's nose.

But it's a pity that he can't even walk, and the food is still far away from him.

Try to breastfeed.

After the male owner had eaten, he prepared food for the cat mother Lulu.

The cat food is served with his homemade meatloaf. The meatloaf has less salt and less oil, and the taste is bland, but very fragrant.

The other cats in the litter have not yet realized what this scent is, and to them the smell of milk is more attractive and more secure.

After drinking milk for many days, Miao Xian felt that a bird was about to fade out of its mouth.

I really want to take a bite!

Hey, I have opened my eyes, can I add complementary food?

Miao Xian arched and arched towards the cat pot, but his front legs couldn't exert all his strength, so he pouted his buttocks and kicked his hind legs vigorously.

"Look at this grizzled bumblebee, it's so funny." The male host was overjoyed, and immediately recorded his dark history.

The hostess came over after washing the dishes, and saw the kitten headed straight for the cat bowl with its butt raised high, its eyes were particularly focused, and its nose was still shrugging.

"It's too big to eat!"

The male host spread his hands: "Of course not, I just opened my eyes, and Lulu has plenty of milk."

Lulu is not a rare breed, but an ordinary native cat with a mixture of black, white and yellow, but she is raised very well by the couple. Even after giving birth, her fur is shiny and full of energy.

Miao Xian was still arching vigorously, but he paused and continued to arch.

Even if you can't eat it, you can always lick it.

After hard work, Miao Xian finally reached the edge of the basin.

It stretched its head to look at the bowl, and there was only one piece of cat food left in it.

Mother cat Lulu looked up at him, then lowered her head and ate the last one.

Miao Xian: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The couple laughed unkindly, the sad eyes of this little cub just now were simply too cute.

"Did you take any pictures?"

"Must have, haha, I recorded it, hahaha"

Miao Xian turned his butt towards them, refusing to communicate with humans.

After Lulu finished eating, she lay down on her side to nurse again.

Miao Xian was very angry, and aggressively squeezed into the nursing army.

Sweeping thousands of troops usually squeezes all the cubs aside, and after tasting them one by one, choose the one with the most milk and suck it vigorously, and press the paws on the two cubs, preparing to switch to eat later.

"It's too domineering, I rely on it, hahaha"

"Let's name him," said the hostess.

"How about calling him Little Overlord?"

"Are you sure you won't accidentally call him a little bastard?"

"That's fun, too."

The hostess gave him a hard look and went to watch TV.

The male owner is a full-fledged cat slave. He used to be addicted to playing King of Pesticides. Since raising Lulu, he almost quit the game.

Miao Xian became sleepy after drinking, and the other cubs fell asleep after eating.

No, he tried his best to support his sleepy little body.Climb to the side and sleep again, so that you won't worry about being stepped on by someone who doesn't have long eyes.

The mother cat stretched out her head, took Miao Xian back, put it near her mouth, and licked it carefully, from head to toe, even around the tail.

It's like being molested!

Miao Xian shouted while struggling, the sound made by the kitten was like a squeak, and its size was not much bigger than a mouse.

Seeing that he was struggling so much, Lulu thought she hurt him, so she paused for two seconds in doubt, then lowered her head to lick again.

Miao Xian: (p_q) is born and has nothing to love

The male host next to him never stopped laughing.

The phone didn't stop recording.

The annoying hostess patted her with a pillow, but still didn't stop his magical laughter, "Hahahahaha"

The tenacious Miao Xian endured it, and crawled to the side to sleep again.

Lulu ignored him this time, and had already licked another cub.

Miao Xian lay on his stomach for a while, feeling a little awkward, tried his best to turn over, and lay down on his back.

Put the two front paws on the chest and sleep.

The hostess came over and was startled: "Damn it, why did you die!"

The male host suddenly let out a devilish laugh.

Miao Xian helplessly opened his eyes and moved his legs, indicating that he was still alive.

Cubs live only to eat and sleep, they do not have the energy to explore the world yet.

Moreover, kittens have poor eyesight and cannot see far.But Miao Xian refused to accept it, or he just didn't make troubles and felt uncomfortable with Xing Meow.

It doesn't matter if you can't climb far by yourself, isn't there such a couple.

After he had eaten and drank enough, he felt that he could hold on for a while, so he raised his head and yelled at the host.

The male owner was checking Weibo there, lost his phone in fright, rushed into the cat's nest, looked around, nothing happened!The host's blank eyes met a certain cub.

The cub was looking at him seriously, with two paws outstretched.

This position is very difficult for young cats, because their soft bodies can't squat, so Miao Xian lay on the ground, stretched his chest, tried to raise his head, and then tried to stretch out his two front paws.

The host pondered for a while: "Are you going to hug (^з^)?"

nonsense-_-#

The host was full of excitement: "Hold on, let me take a picture!"

My paws are sore, and you still take pictures.Faced with such a cute creature like me, you still have the mind to think about taking pictures, and when I grow up, I will toss you to death!

The male owner took the photo and picked it up carefully.At this time, the cat was only more than ten days old, and it was a small ball that could be held with one hand.

This pup is a rare blue-gray color, a little lighter than the blue cat breed's coat color, which is rare.And this color is not good, it will be ugly, but its blue color seems a bit ugly at first glance, but after a few more glances, you will find that this color blue is very special.The light blue adds a bit of gray, which is a little bit close to purple, but it is very beautiful.Who knows what color it will be when it grows out.

"What do you want to do, little guy?"

Miao Xian had no time to pay attention to him, staring at the terrain.Other cubs would be shaking with fear if they were held so high.

It was not afraid at all, and its two black eyes kept looking around.

The male owner became interested when he saw that he was so big. He waited for the kitten, turned left and right, and kept introducing. Look, this is our table, and we cannot serve it in the future. This is where father and mother eat. The place.

"Here is a cat climbing frame for you to grow up. You can play on it and sharpen your claws on the bottom. This is our sofa. You can't scratch it at work,"

The hostess chattered on and on.

It annoyed Miao Xian to death, in Aunt Cai's words, did you rent your mouth?Are you in a hurry?

But in order to detect the terrain well, he endured it.

This house is only more than 80 square meters, and the living room is very large with two bedrooms and one living room.The mother and kittens live in the living room.

Looking at the decoration, this is just a middle-class family.

No trace of children was seen, indicating that they currently have no children.

But sooner or later there will be children, and their litter will definitely be separated.What's more, raising seven cats is still a relatively heavy burden for a middle-income family.

In another half a month.If it is over 1 month, we may be separated.This likely includes him.

Miao Xian didn't want to be separated. After more than ten days, he still had a cat. After being separated, he had no ability to protect himself. If he met a scumbag, he might have to confess his whole life.

As a vulnerable animal, it was necessary for him to rise up.

Miao Xian was put back into the nest, and he thought about how to avoid being separated.

Emotional offensive or something, I'm afraid it won't work, but the most fundamental thing is economic problems.

Problems that can be solved with money are not problems. The problem is that there is no money.

Miao Xian no longer thinks about the past, but only thinks about the things in this life.

Halfway through feeding, he suddenly remembered that there was a simple and no-threshold way to get money - cute pet live broadcast.

It's just about betraying your own hue.

Alas, obviously I can rely on my strength to make a living, but I have to rely on my face to make a living.You are really talented and beautiful, but how can you break it ╮(￣▽￣)╭

How to make the hostess and hostess think that they can start live broadcasts to make money?This matter is more troublesome.Can't show your intelligence.Animals that are too smart are prone to criticism.

Just like someone who is too handsome, easy to be jealous ╮(￣▽￣)╭

After waiting for a long time, after a few days, the opportunity finally came.

That day the hostess was taking pictures of them with his mobile phone and the hostess was cooking.Suddenly, a drop of oil popped out of the pot and burned the hostess' hand.

The male owner was anxious, and as soon as he let go of the phone, it landed on the edge of the cat's nest.

Must hurry up!

The paw clicked back and forth on the screen. Fortunately, there was also a live broadcast software. After clicking it, I found that it was still automatically logged in.Looking at the personal information, there are a few blanks, and the registration date is still 3 months ago, which shows that the host just occasionally registered on a whim to do the live broadcast, leaving almost no traces.

Miao Xian calmly pressed the live broadcast button.

A kitten appears in the shot.

When the male owner remembered the mobile phone and returned to the cat's nest, it was already half an hour later, and he found the liveliest cub half lying beside the mobile phone.

The hostess looked perplexed after picking up the phone. I read it right, this is a live broadcast page, and someone sent flowers, which is profitable.

The barrage painting style has changed:

"Why can't I see the cat?"

"The owner looks so frustrated"

"We want to see the cat"

Man of the house:"……"

He kept his face covered, and put the phone back next to Miao Xian.Also opened the small kickstand on the back of the phone case.

Miao Xian gave the host a "You are very good" look.

The host: "..." I must have been dazzled, I actually understood what it meant.

The lethality of the kitty is huge, even standing still, but the eyes are focused on the screen.He yawned from time to time, and stretched out his pink tongue to lick his paws.

In the background is a cat litter, where the mother cat is nursing other kittens.

Lulu stared at this side with her eyes wide open, finally got up and went over to take Miao Xian back.

Miao Xian was also a little hungry, so he started the domineering drinking mode again, tasted each of them one by one, and chose the one with the most sufficiency.

This domineering appearance caused rows of 666666 to fly on the barrage

The number of people in the live broadcast room has risen from single digits to three digits to four or five hundred.

A phone call interrupted the live broadcast. After the host hung up the phone, he looked at the income of the live broadcast again. He didn't expect that there were hundreds of dollars in just over half an hour.

More than he earns in a day.

People are not as good as cats!

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