i am a kitten

The male host named the live broadcast—Cat Nest, so he pouted and ran to the hostess for comfort.

After the hostess found out, she patted her husband's dog's face away, and came over to kiss Miao Xian.

"Since our cats have earned money, we don't need to separate litters, let's keep them. We save all the money we earn for it, and buy cat food and toys. We can't spend it, and we have to keep accounts in the future."

The male owner nodded: "Of course, of course, our cat is self-reliant, how inspiring. Tomorrow I will buy a tablet for it to play live broadcasts."

The male owner bought him a tablet in the afternoon, but he didn't have a two-hour live broadcast. He was worried that the radiation would be bad for the kitten, and he didn't allow Miao Xian to get too close, which would affect his eyesight.

Miao Xian has no doubts about this. He didn't just want to earn a cat money at first, and he didn't have any attachment to fame.

I think he is small, underage, and his legs are not easy to walk, so he started to support his family, look at how inspirational I am, stronger than human beings ╰(*︶`*)╯

Now it's popular to raise cats in the cloud, and Xiao Miao Xian broadcasted it live from the beginning, which is simply their favorite.

And the kitten is really cute, the watery eyes are blinking, and the appearance of looking at the camera seriously is so cute.

After changing the tablet, the lens effect is better.

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Kittens have a short growth period, almost every day is different. In just a few days, they can walk a few steps with their belly off the ground.Miao Xian, the strongest among the kittens, is naturally the one who walks the most, he can walk twenty steps at a stretch.

These twenty steps represented the expansion of his territory, and the cat climbing frame next to the cat nest was included in his daily inspection scope.

They also have names, from the eldest to Liumao, and they don't care about whoever names them.The boss deserves to be the strongest Miao Xian, because the second one is too evil, so it was postponed down to become like [-]-[-]-[-].

Although Miao Xian is very good at grabbing milk, it is up to him to maintain the peace of the cat's nest. If he is physically weak and pushed aside and cannot get milk, he will forcefully lead them to eat.

Among the six kittens, except for him, who is hanging out, all the other kittens are well-proportioned and have shiny coats.

Neighbors came to visit and squatted by the cat nest with the hostess.

Miao Xian was afraid that the female neighbor would say something like "give me a cat", so he put on a posture and barked hurriedly at the female neighbor.

The frightened female neighbor who was about to reach out to touch the kitten quickly withdrew her hand.

At this time, the kitten was still meowing slightly, and the rapid meowing alarmed Lulu, who was lying on the side, and jumped over to check the situation.Being a mother for the first time is obviously also confused about the current situation, not knowing what to do, and looking to the hostess for help.

The hostess pulled the female neighbor back a few steps, the boss stopped barking as expected, but still stared at the neighbor.

The hostess was a little surprised, "Unexpectedly, the boss is quite territorial."

The female neighbor was also surprised: "You have a sense of territory at such a young age?"

The hostess shrugged: "Who knows, maybe it's because you wear perfume today."

The female neighbor also shrugged, and the two sat on the sofa to chat.

Miao Xian still stared at the female neighbor.

The female neighbor couldn't take it anymore: "It won't treat me like a big mouse!"

The hostess was also very surprised by the behavior of the boss. After all, it was the owner. She pondered for a while and guessed: "It shouldn't be worried that I will give them away."

The two talked for a while, and it became more and more possible.

The hostess squatted next to Miao Xian and said, "Don't worry, unless you leave by yourself in the future, I will not abandon you, nor will I give you away."

Miao Xian blinked, slowly staring sour eyes, gave the hostess a look of reluctant belief, looked at it for a while, and finally stopped putting on a defensive posture, and bit his own paws on the deposit , looking at them from time to time.

Seeing its performance, the hostess was surprised and a little dumbfounded: "I'm really afraid that I will give you away."

Of course I'm worried, how can Miao Xian not know what human beings are thinking?Even if he can live broadcast and make some money now, people will always change.The owner and his wife decided not to give them away now, but it is only because they are still young. When they can run and jump, the untrained cats will make all kinds of troubles, and nothing can stop their curiosity.At that time, the owner and his wife may feel that there are too many cats in the house, too noisy, and they cannot take care of them, etc., and then give them away.

Miao Xian doesn't want this kind of thing to happen. Although he is a cat now, whoever stipulates that pets must follow human rules.

In this life, I hope that my parents, brothers and sisters are all together.

Miao Xian is very greedy, and has always faced up to her own greed and selfishness.

It's a bit heavy to say, but in fact Miao Xian is still not reconciled to being a cat who can only be cute and gets picked up every day.

Cats also have pursuits, but they pursue more.

A month later, Miao Xian was able to climb up to the shortest small platform on the cat climbing frame by his own strength.

That's pretty good for a one-month-old cat.

The other cats in the nest are still in the stage of exploring the territory tremblingly, but Miao Xian already has the temperament of a big cat.

The key is that Miao Xian can already eat food, although it is kitten food.

He was a little conflicted, but cat food was like biscuits, it was crunchy in the mouth, and the molar stick was also very suitable for his itchy teeth from time to time.

After he was able to eat cat food, he took the initiative to wean himself from breastfeeding. Other kittens also used cat food as a snack, but he had already used it as a staple food.

After being able to eat, Miao Xian stared at the food on the table, ignored the warnings of the hostess and hostess, and tried to attack the food with his short legs many times.

Although my body is a cat, I still have a wild human heart!

Relying on his ingenuity, Miao Xian finally landed on the dining table and happily ate three big pieces of fat braised pork.

Lying happily next to the plate, even being scolded can't stop the satisfaction.

However, the consequences were dire. He had diarrhea and collapsed. When the host saw that something was wrong, he asked for leave immediately and took him to the hospital.

Miao Xian was tossed and tossed by the pet doctor in a daze, and suddenly heard someone say "an injection is about to be given".It looked back and saw in disbelief that a long and thick needle was about to pierce his ass.

The pet medical syringe is not as big as a human hand, but for Miao Xian, who counts the length of the tail and the length of two palms, it is half the size of himself.If the ratio is the same as that of an adult, who can face a syringe of more than half a meter without changing face.

It's worth it if you hit it!

I don't know where the strength came from, he stepped hard, and the pillow poked on the stainless steel table under him.

Before Miao Xian could breathe a sigh of relief, the voice said, "Press and hold it, it doesn't look like it's quite strong."

The needle finally stuck into his noble buttocks, and Miao Xian also remembered that demon in a white coat with a big needle——Dr. Luo.

After playing, Miao Xian looked unloved, her hind legs and tail did not move.

While carefully picking him up, the host said, "It's what you deserve, I let you steal braised pork."

Refusing to speak, I have become a useless cat (┯_┯)

This time, he had to take medicine after the injection. The male owner was afraid that he would not take the medicine, so he mixed the medicine into the cat food.

The cat food has all gone bad, and Miao Xian doesn't even want to eat a mouthful.

The master put the medicine into the water again.

Miao Xian looked at the basin of water in confusion, even if you want to feed me medicine, you don't need to make such a big basin of water, aren't you stupid!

The male host sighed: "It seems that the only way is to use coercion." The one with the tangled expression didn't know that he thought it was him who wanted to take medicine.

Miao Xian stared at him, it was just feeding medicine, what are you doing!

When the male owner took out two pills again and came over to break the cat's mouth, Miao Xian stuck out his tongue, rolled the medicine into his mouth, and tilted his head to drink water from the basin beside him.

The male owner looked at him stupidly: "Surprised, oh my god, this is the first time I see a cat taking medicine on its own initiative!"

But no one agreed with him.

The hostess also has her own job, and she has been very busy in recent days, and she didn't come back until dark.

Miao Xian rolled his eyes, lay down and continued to remain motionless, his ass should have stopped hurting after so long, but he felt pain in his heart.

Miao Xian has been silent for many days, and his vitality is so bad that he doesn't even bother to start the live broadcast.

This more than a month of live broadcast recorded him from a cat baby not much bigger than a mouse to now a cat child, which can be said to have won many regular fans.

Miao Xian also has a sense of proportion in the live broadcast, acting a little smarter than other cats, and then pretending to unconsciously make some cute moves.

A month's income is a little bit more than that of the male host.A litter of cats is enough to feed them.

This is still in the case that the male host does not operate the live broadcast.

The male owner: making money is not as good as a cat, I really want a dog to bring π_π

The male owner used all this part of the money to improve the life of the cat, and saved the extra money for later use.

Miao Xian doesn't care where the money is spent at the moment, as long as he eats and drinks well and doesn't divide his nest.

In fact, there is one reason why Miao Xian doesn't want to hide in separate nests: he is also a hidden cat slave.

Surrounded by a group of cute cats every day.I am awakened by myself every day.

His little paws are so cute, small, with pink pads on them, and the five little hooks on the tips of the claws are also very cute.

Such cute little paws can be kissed as much as you want, and you can even put them in your mouth to bite.Especially when I saw myself on the screen during the live broadcast, I was embarrassed by myself (*/ω＼*)

From human to cat, Miao Xian thinks he has adapted well.

Fresh action methods such as pouncing, grabbing, biting, and jumping brought him enough freshness.But not everything can adapt, such as licking fur.

For cats, licking their fur is a middle instinct, which cleans the body and prevents fleas.When they lick their hair unscrupulously, it also means that they feel very safe.For most cat owners, just watching the licking can squat for an hour.

But if you replace the cat with a human.

It is really unacceptable to lick all over my body.That is to lick the whole body, including the dirty things in indescribable places, on the tongue and swallow.Even the ashes under the feet will be swallowed into the stomach.Thinking of this made me feel chills.

In fact, the main reason why Miao Xian couldn't accept it was because when he was a little baby who couldn't stand still, Lulu was very hardworking and cleaned the fur of all the cubs almost three times a day.At that time, the cubs only drank milk, and Lulu cleaned the fur, including cleaning the cubs' excrement...

——It is conceivable how much psychological impact this had on Miao Xian, and then formed a shadow in his heart.

When Miao Xian was able to walk a few steps, seeing that Lulu was cleaning her fur again, she didn't even care about drinking milk, so she quickly avoided it.

This also caused him to become the most embarrassing cub after more than a month.In particular, he also explored various terrains every day and ran all over the house.The blue-gray fur can barely see the blue.

The master and hostess made fun of him for this, but he didn't care, what happened to Mai Tai, didn't the mother dog still not lick the dog's fur?When I can take a bath, I will still be a good man!

——It seems that it is really time to take a bath.

Squatting in front of the tablet, he turned into a little gray cat in the live broadcast screen.There is still a piece of dust on the ear that I don't know where.Even the fans in the live broadcast made fun of it.