i am a kitten

Miao Xian didn't struggle at all when he was arrested, with a chicken leg almost half his size still dangling from his mouth.

In fact, Miao Xian regretted it when he went to the kitchen. It was not time for dinner at this point, so the chef in the kitchen was just preparing meals.

When Miao Xian sneaked in, the chef was plucking chicken feathers, and the taste was sour.Fortunately, the kitchen window is still open, so quickly find a place upwind and hide it.When the chef went out to throw out the trash, he searched around the kitchen but found nothing delicious.Because the delicious ones are still in their original unprocessed state.

Fortunately, Luo Lin came to him, and asked the chef to take out the cooked chicken legs from the refrigerator to defrost, which relieved him, otherwise he would not know where to put his face.

Miao Xian, who was eating chicken legs, squatted obediently in Luo Lin's office this time.

Luo Lin thoughtfully got him some water.

Miao Xian nodded with satisfaction in his heart, this doctor is not so evil, he is quite considerate, and he didn't dislike him for running around.

Luo Lin patted his head and was thrown away by his disgust.

The male owner who got off work in the evening came to pick up Miao Xian. Luo Lin warned: "This kitten should control his food intake. I think he is in good spirits. Maybe he is always bored at home. The kitten is like a baby." , I also need to go out to see the scenery from time to time. In addition, you can bring all the cats here for inspection when you have time, and the kittens can also be vaccinated."

Host: "Okay, thank you doctor."

Miao Xian (▼皮▼#): I knew you were such a devil!

After finishing the business, Luo Lin told about Miao Xian's escape from prison and stealing food, and suggested that all the kittens should wear cat collars, preferably the ones with bells, so that they can know the cat's movements and prevent them from getting lost. .

This seedling is so lazy, what kind of bell do I bring, how can I go out with that thing!

The male owner responded positively to Dr. Luo’s call and picked cat collars online when he got home. For comfort, he chose a small collar wrapped in flannelette with metal wire. It is light in weight and easy to adjust in size. The flannelette wrapped outside is better than leather or plastic hemp. Comfortable.

Lulu wears leather around her neck, with a small metal tag underneath, with her name engraved on the front and the owner's cell phone number engraved on the back.

The hostess chose six colors, and the pattern is actually a broken pattern, which is really a straight man's aesthetic.

The speed of mail order in the same city was very fast, and the next day several kittens put on collars with bells.The kittens were very interested in the realization of the collar. Unfortunately, Liumao played with the bell and fell asleep while playing.

This kind of flannel wire collar is good in everything else, except that it is easy to be broken off by a non-mainstream cat like Miao Xian.In a way, the collar is the pet's identification, a distinctive sign that distinguishes stray animals from domestic animals.So Miao Xian just took down the bell that got in the way, and put the collar loosely around his neck.

On Saturday of this week, the male owner took the cats away in big and small bags.Miao Xian really wants to escape from prison, but he also knows that the vaccination is for the sake of health, and children should also be vaccinated.

But the needle is really thick and scary┭┮﹏┭┮

Although the other kittens came here for the second time, it was indeed the first time they were vaccinated, and it was over with a pain in their buttocks.

Lulu's vaccinations are all over, so I'll come here for a routine checkup.

Miao Xian resisted all kinds of thoughts of wanting to scratch people and got an injection. He felt that he was already a useless cat, and the second half of his body was not his own.

Luo Lin, who gave the injection, said amusedly, "Why don't you just get an injection, why are you acting like you've been ruined by devils?"

Miao Xian squinted at him, opened his mouth, and the sharp and high-pitched cry that he had practiced for several weeks suddenly sounded, which was more numb than the sound of nails scraping the blackboard.Humans within the range of the sound wave trembled in fright.

There were also six or seven animals queuing up to get vaccinated. It was okay for people to just shiver, but the pets in their hands were not good.

The cat's fur stood on end, and a dog broke free from its leash in fright, and ran away with a groan.

The most calm ones are Lulu and Er to Liumao. They said that they are used to listening, and you humans are rare and strange.

Miao Xian is more calm. This is his sonic attack that he has practiced hard. He has practiced several tones, and he will make a voice out of nowhere. It won't scare you to death!

Luo Lin came back to his senses, and felt unbelievable that such a small body could make such a sound.

After the vaccination, Miao Xian refused to enter the cat bag and yelled as soon as he entered.There is no way to hold it back, and I have to spread it on the co-pilot when I get in the car, and it's all spread out like a cat cake.

The male protagonist is all kinds of funny and helpless.

After the beginning of autumn, the leaves gradually start to turn yellow.At this time, I can feel that the wind has a coolness.Especially in the morning, the feeling was more obvious. The hostess had a cold and took several days off.

Unfortunately, the male host had to go on a business trip.

Miao Xian said it's okay, I'll take care of the house, and I'll take care of your wife.

——Should we be thankful that the male owner can’t understand cat language?

Miao Xian said it was caring, but in fact it was to wake up the hostess who was sleepy after taking medicine on time, get up to drink water and order takeaway.Restrain the little guys not to make trouble, and press the sweeping robot on time to make it work.

The hostess was surprised for a long time when she found out that Miao Xian could drive the sweeping robot, but she calmed down afterwards.

Miao Xian overslept that night and woke up the hostess a bit late, after eight o'clock.

The hostess ordered takeaway and went to the bathroom to tidy up.Just sleeping, her face was almost swollen from sleeping.

The takeaway was delivered soon. Today, the hostess ordered braised chicken and rice. Miao Xian felt that he could help the hostess to taste the chicken.

The takeaway guy handed the takeaway to the hostess, but just as the hostess lowered her head to scan the QR code, she suddenly closed the door and quickly locked it. When the hostess raised her head in surprise, one hand covered the hostess's mouth, and the other hand As soon as he grabbed the hostess' shoulders and turned, the hostess turned her back to him and was strangled by her arms.This has become the most common hostage-taking posture in film and television dramas-the hostage is imprisoned in his arms by one arm, and his mouth is covered by the other hand.

Miao Xian's heart was full of big letters, and he was a little dazed that he had encountered such a thing.

This person has obvious muscles on his arms, which are difficult to deal with at first glance.

The cubs didn't know why, so Lulu blew up all her hair at the man, threatening in a low voice.

The robber didn't even give the cat a straight look. He whispered, "Shut up, I just want money! If you resist, I'll kill you!"

Fortunately, it is a robbery!

Lulu was also afraid of the robbers, but she was about to rush forward bravely, but found that her tail was being held down by the fattest cub.Miao Xian held its tail in its mouth and dragged Lulu to the sofa, and the other cubs gathered together.

The hostess was very calm, well, she was not in the mood from the beginning, and she felt a little fluttering when she had a cold.This made the robbers act more gently when they tied her up.When she was gagged and tied to a chair, she belatedly started to panic.

The robber first observed the surrounding environment, cut off the network cable, took away the hostess' mobile phone, and even the tablet in front of the cat's nest, and then he went into the bedroom to search for finances.

At this time, Miao Xian wished that he could be alone, or that his teammates could communicate, but beside him were only Maos who were out of shape and Lulu who wanted to rush forward to be a hero at any time.

Miao Xian finally comforted Lulu, and quietly ran under the cabinet, where a small fruit knife fell out before, and Miao Xian ran to the hostess with the fruit knife in his mouth.

Surprised by the hostess, she put the knife into the palm of her hand that was cut behind the back of the chair.

The back of the chair is not very wide, and the hands of the hostess can barely touch each other, so that the rope can be cut faster.

At this time the robber came out of the bedroom, seemingly dissatisfied with the harvest, and planned to interrogate the hostess.

If this passed, the hostess's scumbag acting skills would not be exposed. He looked left and right, and hurried to the edge of the glass, knocking on the glass with his claws.

The robber was startled, and went to check carefully, only to find that there was only a kitten by the window.The small black eyes looked at him like little grapes, rolled on the ground, revealing the soft belly, and uttered a soft and seductive cry to him: "Meow~"

The robber was dazzled by the cuteness, and immediately turned around and left.

Miao Xian rushed over, walked around in front of him and continued to meow softly, begging for petting, play and comfort.The key is that the sound is very attractive, and it is not annoying at all, and the rhythm is very well controlled.It's so special that people want to hug this little creature.

This is also the call that Miao Xian has practiced, but for the sake of face, he has been practicing quietly all the time, and he has never even been on the live broadcast.

The robber's cold and hard heart softened a bit, and he continued to move forward. If you have money, you can suck cats. If you don't have money, do you have the nerve to let the cat drink the northwest wind with you!After all, you can't even catch a mouse.

This trick failed, Miao Xian was also angry, labor and capital were so cute, they threw their faces on the ground, and you were indifferent, very good, human being, you succeeded in angering me!

Miao Xian jumped onto the tallest cabinet, posing like a lion roaring.

When the robber took the hostess's gagged towel and was about to interrogate him, he heard a woman's cry.

It was so sharp and shrill that it made people tremble with fright.

The sound came one after another, louder than the other, just like the background sound in a ghost movie, super penetrating.

The robber looked back, and saw that the sound came from the half-sized cat's mouth. It was unbelievable, followed by the emotion of suffering, this cat uncle, I just refused your request to be petted, and you just retaliated against me like this!my ears!

The cat was squatting on top of the tallest cabinet, barking and jumping up and down, as if saying stupid human beings, catch me, catch me~

The robber hesitated for a few seconds between the two options of fighting with the cat or running away in case the neighbors came over.

The hostess helped him make the third choice. She cut the rope, rushed to the gate at a speed of [-] meters, opened the door-rushed out-closed the door, all in one go.

The hostess standing outside borrowed Miao Xian's practice - shouted loudly!

More than ten minutes later, the robber was pinned to the ground by a neighbor—this guy wanted to jump out of the window, but he didn't have Lulu's dexterous and sharp figure.

After the robber was taken away by the police, the hero Miao Xian was held down by the hostess for a good kiss, and happily shared what happened just now with his neighbors.

At the critical moment, the loyal cat savior is smart enough to know that giving the owner a knife will also distract the gangsters' attention, and the main guard is simply bursting!