i am a kitten

After clarifying Lulu's idea of ​​not escaping from prison, Miao Xianchao collapsed on the ground bored.The space is too small, there is no room for my human soul here!

Miao Xian stared at the various toys on the ground, calculating whether they could escape from the prison if they piled up.

Looking at it, he found that there was a relatively loose seam at the bottom of the fence.He hurried over, trying to get through.The gap is a bit narrow, but it’s okay, Grandpa Cat is made of water~

He carefully drilled his head in, and it was ok. The next door was an empty cubicle, which was arranged like an underwater world, and the space was much larger.

When Miao Xian was about to get his body in, he found that something was wrong, probably because he had eaten too much, so his body proportions were a bit beyond the standard, which meant that Miao Xian was fat.It's just that the cub itself is relatively petite and covered by fur, so the flesh is not obvious.

He (happy to hear) got stuck [Sahua]

Unbelievable, Miao Xian kept trying back and forth, getting stuck more and more tightly, and finally accepted the fact that he was stuck.

His feeling at that time was broken. He never thought that he would become a fat paper. The stuck fat paper is not handsome at all!

After all, Miao Xian is not an ordinary cat. After confirming that he could not get out with his own strength, he calmly yelled for help.

The doctor on duty was drinking coffee when he suddenly heard a shrill scream and immediately sprayed.The doctor hurriedly got up to check, and smiled when he saw it. There was a little cat's head in the crack under the fence, looking at him dissatisfied, as if saying, "What are you looking at, don't rush to rescue me."

The location of Miao Xianka was blurry in the surveillance, so the doctor on duty didn't see it.

Lulu on the other side of the fence pawed a few times with her paws, trying to pull the cub back.Other kittens are also paying attention to this side.

The doctor tried it and found that it was very tight, and the fences were all thick solid wood, which was very heavy.In order to ensure that the kitten was not injured, he decisively called someone.

One of the two lifted the fence, and the other rescued the kitten, which was easily resolved.

Miao Xian felt very shameless, and made various constructions in his heart: what face do you need if you are no longer a human being, can you eat face, you can be invincible only if you are shameless, etc.

Then he suddenly discovered that the doctor who picked him up was actually the demon doctor who gave him an injection for examination!This time Miao Xian saw clearly his badge - Luo Lin.

Dr. Luo checked his neck carefully, and after confirming that there was no problem, he said with a smile: "It's this little guy who likes to write. He ate braised pork in less than two months. He almost finished his game. He really has no memory at all." Not long, you idiot." While talking, he plucked his tail.

Miao Xian stood up in his hands, raised his paw calmly, and patted Dr. Luo's face.

Doctor Luo thought he was playing with him, so he moved his face to him happily.Unexpectedly, the cat's paw exerted force, and Dr. Luo succeeded in leaving some white marks when Dr. Luo was not prepared.

Then quickly pretended to be unintentional, and put the claws in his mouth to gnaw.

Take two bites and bah!

I didn't wash my paws and gnawed a fart, I'm not a milk baby!

Dr. Luo felt rejected by the milk cat, put Miao Xian back in the cubicle, covered his face and left without saying a word, he felt hurt, he had to eat pizza tonight and wipe the old godmother to make up for his soul trauma.

The doctor on duty snickered from behind.

It was said to be foster care for two days, but in fact Miao Xian and the others only stayed in the pet hospital for one night, and were taken home the next afternoon.

As soon as she got home, Lulu walked around the house, constantly inspecting the site.The cubs ran back and forth happily when they returned to their familiar environment.

As for Miao Xian, he sat down on the sofa like an uncle, enjoying the small biscuits fed by the hostess.

To be honest, Miao Xian's sitting posture is quite eye-catching, he still maintains a human sitting posture, but the cat's body does this, but everything is exposed.

Miao Xian also squatted like a cat at the beginning, and squatted and squatted into a human sitting posture, and later developed into Ge You's paralysis, and then gave up on himself, it doesn't matter, anyway, I am a milk cat, don't talk about shame with a milk cat, that thing can't be eaten .

The hostess touched his fleshy belly and said, "You can't eat any more big hair, or you'll become a ball. I heard from Dr. Luo that you're still stuck hahahaha"

Miao Xian patted the hostess' hand away, and nestled unhappily on the other side of the sofa.Can you not mention the black history of being stuck in front of me, can you!And why did my "boss" turn into a "big hairy" when you went out to play for a few days!This cat solemnly protests!

If the hostess knew, she would probably say that Da Mao’s uncle is too stylish, and I call him the boss when I feed him. I always feel like a little girl in a gangster gang_(:зゝ∠)_

The male owner was busy in the kitchen planning to make some cat food, when he heard this, he poked his head out and said, "I copied all the surveillance cameras."

Miao Xian: "..." I really want to scratch the shit shovel officer into shredded potatoes!

Unhappy Miao Xian snatched Liumao's small dried fish at night, ate Sanmao's minced chicken, and boldly ate three rice grains from the host's rice bowl.

The male host looked at the bowl he had licked, and said with a sad face: "Daughter-in-law, let's not eat on the coffee table in the future."

The hostess complained: "Who told you to watch your phone while eating, you deserve it!"

Male host: "Hey, hey, hey..."

One night, Miao Xian climbed onto Lulu's neck as usual.

Lulu was silent for a while, then shook him off.

Miao Xian didn't know why, so he tried a few more times, but all of them were shaken off.

What's the situation, did Mama finally dislike me?Hey, why use finally?

That night Lulu went out for a walk by herself.

Miao Xian tried to use the thinking of a cat to figure out what he was left behind, since he had nothing to do anyway.

During the live broadcast on time the next day, a fan told the truth:

[Is the little blue hair gaining weight again? ]

Miao Xian suddenly felt that he had received a critical hit of [-] points, why did he use "again"!Could it be that Lulu thinks I'm heavy because I'm too fat!

No, I'm not fat, I'm strong!robust! ! !

——Is it robust because the meat is stuck?Strong man, you have a guilty roar.

Miao Xian refused to look in the mirror. He thought very optimistically, as long as he grows up, he will lose weight naturally. How many fat people will become handsome young men as soon as they reach high school~

As soon as he relaxed his mentality, even the repertoire of "exercising like a military dog" every day disappeared from time to time.The small body grows slowly, as if blowing air.

As his body got fatter, he became more and more lazy to move.Anyway, the cat has nothing to pursue. He probably only needs to bask in the sun every day, eat, drink, sleep and sleep, and then wait for ten or twenty years to be summoned by the god of death.

In fact, this kind of mentality has already appeared. After all, the difference between human beings and cats is too great. From physical to psychological, it is an earth-shaking change.

When he first became a cat, he still had vigorous ideas. As time went by, the life of a cat that was not very innovative and comfortable made him feel lethargic, and sometimes he didn't even want to think about it.

His heart is empty, and his external manifestation is a serious lack of energy and energy. He is obviously a half-grown cat, but his mental head is like an old cat that is old and frail.

After the male host noticed the situation, he tried to arouse his spirit with delicious food, but failed.

The worried excrement shoveler sent Miao Xian to the pet hospital, and because he had to go to work, he left first.

When Miao Xian was carried out of the pet bag, he belatedly realized that he was the only cat left!

The old saying goes well, when the tree moves the dead and the dead move the living, Miao Xian's spirit immediately returns, and he quickly shows that he is healthy and strong, for fear of getting an injection.

It was Doctor Luo——Luo Lin who saw him.

The demon doctor played tricks on him and came to the conclusion: "Except for being overweight, there is nothing wrong with him. You have to eat less and lose a little weight."

Putting him on the scale, Miao Xian looked down at the monitor - 4 catties, only 4 catties is not much at all, this weight can be blown down by a gust of wind, what kind of weight loss, quack doctor!

Luo Lin had nothing to do in the afternoon, so he took Miao Xian to his office to wait.He also brought a stall and several toys for Miao Xian.Of course, it is also possible to put Miao Xian in the foster care area, but there will be an additional charge, and the host is considered a regular customer, and they, doctors, also help customers save some money.

Miao Xian didn't even look at it, it was full of mixed smells from other animals, I don't know how many times I played with it, so I don't want to play!

Can you make me a clean freak!

——Having a cleanliness habit and stealing rice from other people's rice bowls?Still stealing from a man's bowl (￣.￣)

Miao Xian jumped onto Luo Lin's seat, and jumped from the seat onto the table.Fortunately, the table is relatively short, otherwise it would be embarrassing again.

Luo Lin didn't stop him either, he seemed interested to see what he was going to do.

Miao Xian went to the table and looked around, feeling a little bored.

Up to now, he still maintains many human habits. For example, cats prefer to use smell to judge affairs, and they have to rub their hands wherever they go, leaving behind their own smell, because cats’ vision is not good in the daytime, and their dynamic vision is better than that of humans. I don't know how many times, but looking at a still thing, it looks like 20 meters.However, Miao Xian was short-sighted before and adapted well.

Miao Xian stretched his waist, found a corner on the table and got down on the table, pretending to be dumb.

Luo Lin saw that he was quite obedient, so he sat down to process the documents.It wasn't long before he was called out. Before leaving, he glanced at the kitten and found that he was already asleep, so he just closed the door and left.

Hearing the sound of footsteps going away, Miao Xian stood up suddenly, jumped off the table smoothly, slipped to the door, pushed on the door for a while, and found that the door was not closed tightly.It took a little effort for him to push the door open a crack and get out smoothly.

Oh hoo~ Uncle Cat can finally come out to roam during the day!

When Luo Lin went to the office, he found that the door was ajar and knew something was going to go wrong. Sure enough, he didn't find the cat in the office.So I called the front desk and called the monitor.

Because pets are small, they will slip away if you don’t pay attention. Cats and dogs are okay, but hamster chameleons are especially hard to find.The hospital has been in operation for more than ten years, and the monitoring has been very complete.It didn't take long to find the kitten wandering around.

The cat is spooky, especially hides from people, and even hitches a ride under the trolley where the nurses deliver medicines.

Luo Lin was not in a hurry to catch it. He found that the kitten seemed to know that it was safe here. Apart from avoiding people, he was not afraid at all. In the replay, he even passed the front desk, but did not walk out of the gate.

It was Luo Lin's responsibility for the kitten to escape, and he was careless, who would have thought that this little guy would pretend to be asleep.

After watching for a while, I found that the little guy actually slipped into the kitchen at the moment of opening and closing the door.

Well, now I have to catch it quickly, or there may be cat hair in the dinner at noon today.