Occultist

After Yiying woke up, the first thing he said was: "Am I dead? Didn't I die? You died too? Didn't I die?"

Fei Lian smiled and didn't speak.

Unexpectedly, Yiying then looked up at the ceiling and said, "Where are my 72 virgins? Virgins are also fine."

Fei Lian exploded instantly: "Is this the first thing you think of regardless of life or death?!"

Yi Ying said: "First of all, if I'm not dead, then I'm not dead; if I'm dead, then I can still talk to you, and I can be skinny, what more can I ask for? It seems that there is no difference between death and death at this level. So you don't have to worry about life or death."

Fei Lian: "..." Why does this person always look very reasonable?

With a blank expression on his face, he took out a knife and began to peel the pears.

Yiying looked at the date and rang the bell.

This is day 12 of his illness.Among Xu's patients, they couldn't hold on anymore, and nearly half of them died. Because of Feilian's antibody, the recovery rate of the rest increased accordingly, but there was still a risk of death.

A few minutes later, the two sat on the bed in unison, with a pear in one hand and octopus balls in the other, watching the news broadcast together.

After seeing the neck, forget it, rubbed the neck in a uniform manner, and then changed legs and crossed Erlang's legs.

"..." Gou Chen saw this scene when he came in.

Gou Chen knocked on the glass and said, "Both of you, from today you can test the virus level every 6 hours, and you can come out of the isolation ward when it drops to the standard."

Yiying immediately shouted: "What? NO! I haven't lived enough for two people yet!"

Gou Chen said: "Sir, what about Lin Keshuang? Did you forget the old one when you got a new one?"

Fei Lian looked at the two of them inexplicably, and belatedly realized that the "old man" Gou Chen mentioned was Lin Keshuang, and the "new man" was himself.

Yiying struggled for a long time at this time, and finally came up with a solution. He turned around and pulled his two paws on Fei Lian's chest, saying: "I don't want Lin Keshuang anymore, I want Fei Lian! Look at this strong and powerful pectoralis major muscle , makes people feel more secure!"

Fei Lian said expressionlessly, "Sir, if you don't let go, I'll pinch you to death with your pectoralis major, believe it or not?"

Yi Ying shouted: "Oh! Gou Chen! Listen to this excellent answer! Our little Fei Lian has learned black humor, oh my God!"

Gou Chen said: "Forget it, I'll bring you an orange tree here. You can stay inside for now."

He turned away.

Fei Lian said: "Sir, if you don't call him back, it will be too late."

Yi Ying said: "What are you calling him for?"

Fei Lian said: "Stop acting, I know that your thoughts have already flown to Lin Keshuang again. Sir, we can continue to investigate after you get better..."

"I'm not going to check Lin Keshuang anymore." Yi Ying smiled, "I decided to change my strategy, so as not to change."

Fei Lian: "???"

Yiying: "What's your expression?"

Fei Lian said: "I'm thinking, a man as stubborn as you will give up on Lin Keshuang one day. Could it be that this world is on the verge of destruction?"

Yi Ying said: "Who said I gave up? I just didn't check!"

Fei Lian was even more confused, staring at Yi Ying with a very familiar curious baby's eyes.

Yi Ying said: "Look, I have been looking for news about Lin Keshuang since I can remember. All I can know is this name, and the date when I regained consciousness is November 11th. I found this It's been a long time, and there have been a lot of news about Zero Zero, but none of them can get close to the truth, so..."

Fei Lian: "So?"

"So Xiyin threw out the words 'Lin Keshuang' twice as a bait. It doesn't necessarily mean that they really know something, or they may have obtained information from my actions. Maybe there are traitors in the Secret Service, Maybe the hackers of the Xiyin Society are powerful enough to hack into the national database. In short, these three words are simply carrots hanging in front of me..." Yiying suddenly laughed slyly, "I only tell you about this Alone, Fei Lian. Starting today, I won't eat carrots, I'll wait for someone to be anxious, and then show my flaws."

Fei Lian thought for a while and said, "Sir, I am more worried that you will be mistaken by your cleverness."

Yiying raised his eyebrows: "How do you say?"

Fei Lian worried sincerely: "This is the first time I see you comparing yourself to a donkey. Could it be that the virus has burned your brain? How about we take an IQ test tonight?"

"..." Yiying said, "Okay."

They actually did an IQ test at night.

There are a total of four 10-minute questions, including arithmetic, logic, geometry, literature and other content.

Fei Lian was diligent and diligent, scratching his ears and cheeks, and found that he would definitely be empty for several questions after completing four or 10 minutes, so he had to start picking and doing some seemingly simple ones.

But Yiyingda couldn't sit still from 15 minutes on, and listened to the sound with his knuckles.

Click, click.

Two veins sprouted on Fei Lian's forehead: "Sir, do you know that those who can hand in the papers in advance will disturb the order in the examination room, what a behavior that deserves to be beaten?"

"Who says I can hand in the paper early!" Yiying shouted, "I haven't even written a single question!"

Fei Lian said, "Then what were you doing before?!"

Yiying smiled and said: "I have made all the questions in my mind."

Fei Lian: "..." I don't know if I should say something about MMP.

Fei Lian started to do the questions on his own.

Yiying was even more bored, so he had to fill in the topic hastily, then handed in the paper and left.

After the results of the "examination" came out, Fei Lian had a deeper understanding of the cruelty of this world!

With a full score of 160, Fei Lian scored 120, which is a little higher than the average level of normal people.

And Yiying took 155.

Facing the five points that were deducted, Yi Ying was full of disbelief, and grabbed Gou Chen and asked, "Isn't the question wrong? Look at this shape, it's obviously a durian, and the other shapes are bananas, which is normal." Fruit, so durian is the obvious choice!"

Gou Chen said: "Sir, first of all, this is just a normal graphical reasoning question, and it really doesn't involve any fruit elements; secondly, durian is also a normal fruit, and it cannot be immediately distinguished from bananas..."

Yi Ying immediately turned his head and asked Fei Lian: "Do you also think durian is a normal creation?"

Fei Lian struggled for a moment: "It doesn't seem to count."

Yiying turned his head in an instant, and said with great anger: "Look! The whole world thinks that durian is abnormal!"

Gou Chen: "...No, sir, I just see that you and your husband have very similar tastes, that's all."

Anyway, the two went back with the papers, Fei Lian was still struggling: "How did you do the tenth question?"

Yi Ying said irresponsibly: "I guess, the number 78 looks really ugly, so I will choose it."

Fei Lian: "..." I really don't understand how this person can get 155 points.

At this time, Yiying still hooked one hand on Fei Lian's shoulder, and said carelessly: "Look, wife, you did it for 40 minutes. I only did it for half the time, so—"

Fei Lian: "So?"

Yi Ying said: "So the score has to be divided into half, I should count 75.5 points."

"Pfft!" Fei Lian couldn't help laughing, "Sir, you are almost on the verge of falling into the ranks of mentally retarded. And dividing 155 by two should be 77.5 points, not 75.5."

The shadow of the clothes hooked onto Fei Lian's shoulders, and said with a smile, "You count really fast, and you look good when you smile."

Over the next few days, the virus levels in both men dropped.

When they were bored in the isolation ward, they played games on the only TV.

Fei Lian discovered that Yi Ying was very keen on video games from the ancient times, and he liked to play Little Bees and Pac-Man the most, and he always played backgammon online with himself.

He joked: "Sir, could it be that you are actually from the last century, although you have lost your memory, you still like the video games you should like..."

Yiying said: "You reminded me that although the memory is lost, the taste is still there..."

He pondered for a while.

Fei Lian became serious, thinking he had discovered something.

But in the next second, Yiying said again: "No wonder I always think you look familiar, have we met before?"

Fei Lian froze for a moment, then suddenly felt his face heat up, lowered his head and said, "Don't be joking."

Yiying laughed: "How about it, the strike-up style of the last century! Maybe I'm really an old man?"

Fei Lian said: "That seems a little too fashionable." Then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Yi Ying asked suspiciously: "You look quite lost?"

Fei Lian said: "Nothing! Hurry up, you will automatically admit defeat in ten seconds!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh..." Yiying immediately picked up the handle with a strange cry.

Ten minutes later, Fei Lian won another game, and said in disgust, "Sir, if it weren't for your expression, I really thought you were letting me go."

Yiying buried her head in the pillow: "Let me die, I have lost three times in a row, ruined reputation!"

Fei Lian couldn't help laughing, and patted his back with his hands, expressing comfort: "I won because I was lucky, and the next game may not be so."

Yi Ying said: "Don't talk about it, I am a non-chief. After so many close encounters with Lin Keshuang, the suspect either exploded in the car for no reason, or was infected by a young girl with a new virus. Inexplicably killed."

Fei Lian could only continue to comfort him: "Actually, Lin Keshuang may have had bad luck..."

Yiying turned over and sat up, and suddenly said: "Come on, let's play ten blackjacks! I can't believe my luck is so bad!"

Fei Lian said helplessly, "Okay."

An hour later, Yiying lost ten games in a row.

Fei Lian: "..."

Yiying: "..."

Fei Lian said: "Sir, I have messed up all kinds of things, it should just be my luck."

Yiying frantically rubbed his scalp, and suddenly realized after a long time: "I understand! It's all because I'm too skinny! I've ruined my character!"

Fei Lian: "???" So you always knew you were naughty?And wait, didn't you keep saying to believe in materialism?Is it really okay to start "character theory" suddenly like this? !

Yiying announced: "Starting today, I want to save character!"

Fei Lian: "For example?"

Yi Ying said: "Where is the establishment of the national mystics this year? Little boys? Come here, my uncle... This good teacher will teach them a class! Custodians teach them why flowers are so popular."

There are so many slots, Fei Lian said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, sir, you are the best."

However, he never expected that, not long after, Yiying really taught the newly promoted mystics a solid... the theory of occult arts.

(Volume [-]. Three Types of Creatures. End)

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