I'm not a scumbag

Xie You eats and sleeps well, and is always prepared for survival in the rural wilderness.

Another few days were wasted.

Ah, it’s not wasteful, I do a lot of things these days.

In a sense, it is also a struggle for performance.

Tomorrow night is the first day of recording of "Beautiful Country". According to the regulations, Xie You will arrive tomorrow morning.

He is packing things at home.

The ancestor called again.

Since that day, Xie You has received this call almost every day.

The content never changed, "Come here."

Xie You let the bell ring for a long time, but he didn't really want to answer it.

Backache.

"Come here." No word added, no word subtracted.

Xie You felt that he could struggle a bit, "Tomorrow I will..."

beep-

"..."

The call from Bucheng was at the right time, just when everyone was ready to go to bed or have fun after eating.

Xie You arrived at about 8:[-] p.m.

There was no one in the room, Xie You searched a lot and finally found someone in the bathroom.

Bucheng came out wiping his hair.

She just glanced at him, "Go take a shower."

Xie You took the clothes thrown by Bucheng for a change of clothes.

It was also Xie You's own, which was left at someone's house several times before.

Xie You was surprised to find that after coming and going for a few days, his clothes almost filled the wardrobe on the first floor of the house.

Xie You looked at the clothes, hesitated for a while, and decided to export.

"I'm going to record a show tomorrow." Xie You said.

"Ok, I know."

"..."

Um?Know?Then what?

"So?" Bucheng asked again.

Xie You looked at his hair that was still dripping.

The two looked at each other for a while.

Xie You: "Okay, I'm going to take a shower."

Xie You rushed casually and came out refreshed. Bu Cheng, who had already dried his hair, looked at him and frowned.

"No trouble?" he said.

ah?What?

Before Xie You could react, Bucheng had already walked up to him and took off the T-shirt on his body.

"The clothes are not for you to wear now. When you go back later, you have to go back with a clean suit."

"……"Oh.

Xie You felt that he was quite sloppy in his bones, and he could change into his current demeanor just by touching someone a few times, biting a few times and kissing him a few times.

Breathing heavily under the person.

Bucheng buried him on his neck, sometimes licking and sometimes biting.

"Don't...don't print it, I'm going to record a show tomorrow..." Xie You said.

Xie You felt his movements stop.

Then he took a hard bite and sucked hard again.

Xie You: "..."

Except that Xie You was drunk when he came back from the bar that day, Xie You was sober the next few times.

Where did the man bite himself, where did he kiss him, when did he come in, when did he go out, and when did he come in again.

Which posture is used first, and which posture is used later.

What is the demeanor when you fuck him, what rhythm is when you hit it, what strength is used, and what pitch is the breathing.

He is very clear.

Xie You, who is emotional, will even forget that he is actually selling.

Can't help but walk with people.

Although every time in the end, I couldn't escape the fate of being stunned.

This dog thing didn't look like a human five years ago.

He's completely inhuman now.

The next day.

With huge dark circles under his eyes, Xie You was wearing a stand-up collar pullover sweater, standing among a group of lightly dressed artists, looking particularly eye-catching.

He is a past traffic, and he is also a traffic that was forced to pass due to the hacking of the whole network.

In the past two years, there has been not much movement, in a state of isolation.

He knew Zhou Guican from this person, and he didn't know anyone else.

He didn't want to cause trouble by talking to Zhou Guican, and he didn't bother to get close to others.

Zhou Guican discovered Xie You's position as soon as he arrived, and walked to the side without hesitation.

"It's 29 degrees today." He whispered into Xie You's ear.

Xie You moved a little to the side, smiled, "I have a cold, I'm afraid of the cold."

Zhou Guican is a fine individual, there are only two situations for a person to wear a stand collar in summer.

Either this person is sick, or this person...

He glanced in the gap between the man's collar and neck, and smiled when he saw what he wanted to see.

"It seems that life is going well recently." Zhou Guican said.

"Okay."

Zhou Guican walked a little closer to him, "Do you know who that yellow-haired guy over there is?"

"Zhao Zekai."

Zhou Guican pouted at Zhao Zekai, "Aren't you going to say hello to someone now?"

Xie You didn't speak.

Zhou Guican thought that he was at a loss for words because his little thought was hit, so he intensified.

"There are six people in total. We all know who we are going to support in this episode. Your manager must have said the same thing to you, right?" Zhou Guican said.

Xie You pulled his collar, the weather is really too hot.

"A few of them have already gone to make friends with others. If you don't do it now, don't you worry that it will be too late?"

Xie You took another bottle of water next to him and drank it.

"Actually, there is another way. The foundation of our two CP fans is still there, if you don't mind."

Xie You looked at the bottle of water, took another disposable cup from the small table beside him, and filled the cup with water.

Zhou Guican looked at him as if he wanted to hand it to him.

"Why are you so unreasonable, you have to take a new cup when you drink water? You are obviously the same type of person as I am, and you can go to anyone who looks handsome and beautiful. I don't believe you don't have feelings for me. Xie You, we..."

Xie You shook his hand, without showing any trace of the shaking, the cup happened to be empty and missed Zhou Guican's hand perfectly.

The water splashed all over Zhou Guican's formal dress, leaving behind a strangely shaped dark mark.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry I didn't hold it steady, my hands slipped, dresser, please take brother Can to change." Xie You looked panicked.

Zhou Guican was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled meaningfully.

Xie You didn't take another look at him, turned his head and looked to the other side.

Tsk, quiet.

When the recording officially started, Xie You couldn't help feeling in his heart that the current traffic market is even worse than before.

It's such a crappy place, where there's nothing shit about it, yet so many people come here just for Zhao Zekai.

Sometimes the program group needs people, and sometimes they are found on the roadside, but most of the time they bring it by themselves.

For example, as it is now, although people pay for it out of their own pockets.

Among the little sisters, there seem to be some who have been in the fan circle for many years.

"Who is that?"

"Thank you, don't you know?"

"I don't know, I haven't heard of it, she looks handsome."

"He's handsome too. I liked him for a while at the beginning, but later... well, forget it, I don't even want to talk about it, anyway, I've been black all my life."

"What happened?"

"If you're interested, search for it yourself, tsk, I don't even want to say it."

Xie You: "..."

Well, blame him for having such good ears.

"What the hell, grass powder?"

Xie You accidentally spit out a mouthful of water and coughed for a long time.

The host was talking about "the one who wins will live in the small country house behind me tonight, and the one who loses will use local materials to build their own tent today."

The host smiled, "It seems that some people want to retreat at the beginning. Our program upholds the spirit of young people who are not afraid of hardship, and promotes correct values ​​for the current post-90s and post-00s generation."

The girl who just searched for Xie You's gossip looked disgusted, "Wow, sure enough, this Xie You looks very delicate at first glance, and my Kaikai is better. Although he is a rich second generation, he doesn't have to worry about doing those tasks at all." frowning."

"What's so exciting about this? Didn't you make up your mind before coming to this show? It's a little tricky."

"Yeah, she looks like a damsel, she's too delicate."

"It looks like the kind that doesn't work."

"Didn't you see that just now he disliked the dirty stools in the farmyard and refused to sit on them."

Xie You: "..."

Forget it, it’s okay, now I just feel painless listening to this, when I was young, it was heart-piercing.

Changing the location to record, as soon as the person left, the group of fans rushed towards him like crazy.

"Ah, the chair Kaikai sat on."

"It's still hot."

"Don't grab it."

There are also some who just want to take a rest, because it is not easy for them to come and stand early in the morning.

Someone yelled, "Oh no, there's bird droppings on that stool!"

The girl who almost sat down was clever and jumped up quickly.

"Fuck, who did this stool sit on just now?"

"I do not know."

The host announces the rules for room selection, which is actually a warm-up exercise at the beginning of the show.

A total of six people, four men and two women, were divided into two groups and competed in housing selection.

He was in a group with Zhao Zekai, and a girl named Yu Ge, Zhou Guican, Wang Xi, and Chen Guo were in another group.

The way to compete is——

knowledge quiz...

Forget about the knowledge quiz, when the first question came out, Xie You was taken aback.

"Excuse me, how many amino acids make up protein in the human body?"

He was also surprised by five other program guests and the audience outside the venue.

What the hell?Co-authoring Beautiful Countryside is actually an academic variety show?It's still a position in the college entrance examination.

Many of the fans outside the arena were high school students, shouting, "Kaikai! 20!"

Zhou Guican reacted quickly and rang the answering bell, "20."

The group of fans exploded, "We told Kaikai! Who is this guy?"

Among them were Zhou Guican's fans, "What's the matter, how can a person with ears not be heard? Who told you to shout so loudly."

It looked like it was going to make a fuss.

The host smiled slightly, "I don't support off-site assistance, this question doesn't count."

"Okay, let's change the topic, chemistry..."

Wang Xi is the kind of active character, "What is this? The college entrance examination scene?"

There was laughter at the scene.

The host also smiled, "The title was given by the program team, haha, I also don't know why this kind of thing was made."

"By the way, it's also good to popularize the common sense of life."

Everyone recognizes that the program group is the largest.

"Please listen to the question. Please tell me the content of Le Chatelier's law in chemistry."

Everyone: "..."

God, what common sense of life.

The six people were silent, and the host laughed awkwardly, "Haha, I guess they all learned it in high school, and everyone has almost forgotten it."

It's more than just forgetting, I didn't remember it at all when I first learned it.

If you don't learn this thing well, who will remember what it is in a year.

Of the six people present, Zhou Guican was 28 just like him, Wang Xiyu Ge was 24, Chen Guo was just barely 22, and Zhao Zekai, it seemed, was [-] this year?

The host added, "I heard that Ze Kai is still in high school? Is that so?"

He accurately threw the olive branch into Zhao Zekai's hand.

Xie You understood the purpose of this link arrangement.

It is estimated that they want to help Zhao Zekai set up a personality like a school bully and a school grass.

But I couldn't help but slander, that's not how you flatter people...

Xie You heard the whispers outside the arena again.

"I heard that this season is all about promoting Zhao Zekai."

"This is too obvious..."

"It's too ugly to eat."

Zhao Zekai's fans next to him didn't recognize him, "Don't just open your mouth and talk about it, okay? You know what and spread rumors there?"

Here Zhao Zekai was silent for a long time.

Xie You looked at him and then at the host. Even he, an outsider, was embarrassed for the two of them.

"Does Zekai not know?"

Zhao Zekai smiled innocently, scratching his head, "I didn't choose chemistry, and I don't study this book, so I don't know much about it."

host:"……"

Director: "..."

Outside the court, Zhao Zekai's agent said,

Did I read all the information I let you read yesterday for nothing? !

The host is also experienced, "Hahaha, this question is indeed a little difficult. It seems that Zekai is quite easy to learn in school. He also reads books that he doesn't study to expand his knowledge."

Zhao Zekai scratched his head and wanted to speak again.

The host immediately shut his mouth, "Don't you all know? Xie You? Gui Can? Guoguo?"

No one answered.

It is also a scene that everyone can imagine.

In everyone's perception, the average star's academic qualifications are generally not very high. Some of them took the art test route at the beginning, and they didn't have high requirements for culture. I started as a trainee, let alone junior high school or high school.

"Let me remind you in advance, if both groups lose, not only will the two groups have to live in their own tents, but they will also have to build their own stove to cook for tonight."

There were complaints everywhere, but no one could answer the questions.

Xie You looked at Zhao Zekai again, he had been wandering around, Xie You could see that he was not in the mood at all.

Xie You thought that it would be impossible to end today with this person.

"Okay, then let's change another question, both groups must seize the opportunity, please listen..."

Xie You really couldn't listen.

Said that it's over soon, this stupid part,

"I was dissatisfied with the change, obstructed, and confronted, but in the end I still lost." Xie You said.